My Transformation System

"Touma, shut up." Index punched Kamijou Touma's face, and said angrily, "Misaka invited us to dinner, but you still have so many opinions."

Then he pressed his face with a sense of oppression, and said fiercely, "If Miss Index loses her chance to have a full meal because of you..."

"Then, the merciful Miss Index, will send you to experience the warmth of God-sama for yourself."

Looking at her pure smile, she seemed to be surrounded by a halo, holy like an angel.

Kamijou Touma felt that he saw the devil, so he could only shut his mouth in humiliation.

The two most troublesome people stopped, and finally came to a restaurant smoothly.

After all, they all gathered for the same purpose. During the meal, everyone started chatting about the animated movie "Your Name", not only them, but also many people around.

The time is just now the busiest part of the night. Most of the people who came out of the major movie theaters were still reminiscing about the aftertaste of the animated movie, and they came out for dinner in twos and threes.

"Uuuu, thank you so much, Misaka, you are such a good person." Index buried her head in the fight, and a mountain of plates was already piled up in front of her.

"Well, thank you for inviting us to dinner. To be honest, I almost vomited after eating instant noodles recently." Kamijou Touma said embarrassedly, rubbing his head.

The corner of Ye Fanxin's mouth was dipped in a circle of barbecue sauce. Hearing that, he rolled his tongue and swept away the sauce. Heizi Shirai next to him showed a disappointed look.

"After all, I'm a reasonable person. Since I bullied you, I will definitely give you some compensation. Don't worry, eat as much as you want. It's better to eat with the bully."

Kamijou Touma didn't know whether to cry or laugh, what was that?Even if you want to bully, you don't need to say it so clearly.

"Sister, how many things are you hiding from Kuroko?" Shirai Kuroko said with a look of jealousy.

Ye Fanxin put an oily hand on the shoulder of Baijing Heizi, and said earnestly, "It's for your own good not to tell you."

"Heizi, haven't you heard such a sentence? Until the more you die, the faster you die."

The corners of Shirai Kuroko's mouth twitched, and he was fooling the ghost.He suddenly reacted and said helplessly: "Sister, can I trouble you to wipe your hands with a napkin next time?"

Ye Fanxin had no guilt about rubbing all the oil on Baijing Heizi, and said confidently, "Paper can be wiped clean without a cloth."

"I'm clothes, not rags!"

"I'm not blind!" Ye Fanxin gave you a stupid expression, and for the first time, Heizi Baijing got angry.

A meal is enjoyed by the host and guests.Not to mention Kamijou Touma, Ye Fanxin himself was very happy to eat, as for spending money, that's not a problem, petty money.

Ye Fanxin said that he still has a lot of money to sell songs, so he is very inflated and not false at all.

Kamijou Touma left with a contented Index, completely forgetting all the unhappiness when he left, and saying goodbye gratefully.

With a wave of his hand, Ye Fanxin licked his teeth and said, "Heizi, send Leizi and Chuchun back."

"What about my elder sister?"

Ye Fanxin waved his hand: "I have something to do with Yuriko, and I won't go today. That's it!"

"Hey, don't make your own decisions for me."

Ye Fanxin ignored Yuriko Suzuka's struggle, hugged her and left. Of course, there was Misaka Mika who was jumping around.

Shirai Kuroko stared blankly at the three people who had gone away, and suddenly turned gray.

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The next day, Ye Fan returned to the dormitory refreshed, and was greeted by Shirai Kuroko with bloodshot eyes like a ghost.

"Heizi? You're going to scare someone to death."

Ye Fan was also shocked, rolled his eyes and opened the door: "What are you doing, no one is there all night?"

Baijing Heizi floated to Ye Fanxin's side like a ghost, and said quietly, "As long as I think about my elder sister spending the night outside with other women, how can I fall asleep."

"Then we don't sleep together every day."

Ye Fanxin rolled his eyes and took off his clothes.After a whole night of nonsense, it was hard to keep Kuroko from seeing anything.

Although he took a bath at Yuriko Suzuka, his clothes were not washed. In order not to make Kuroko suspect, he resisted the uncomfortable feeling of stickiness on his body. Now that he came back, he would immediately change his clothes and wash them again. bath.

As for the clothes, he threw them directly into the washing machine.

"Hohohoho~ Do you think Kuroko believes it's the same?"

Ye Fanxin said as if nothing had happened: "Isn't this nonsense? It's you on one side and Yuriko on the other, of course it's different."

"No, elder sister, you know what Kuroko means."

Shirai Kuroko shook his head and suddenly said, "However, it's not impossible for Kuroko to trust her elder sister. As long as her elder sister and Kuroko kiss, Kuroko will absolutely trust her elder sister not to go out and steal people."

"do not want!"

"Too decisive." Kuroko Shirai was deeply shocked.

Ye Fanxin made up the knife: "Although I don't agree with what you said, kissing is absolutely impossible."

"why?"

Ye Fanxin scratched his cheeks in the bathroom: "Well, I don't know why, when I think of kissing Heizi, I feel dirty."

"What is this? Do you look down on Kuroko? After all, Kuroko is a beautiful girl."

Ye Fanxin continued to scratch his cheeks: "Uh, probably your perverted image was too profound."

Kuroko Shirai was a little sad, but soon his attention was shifted to another place.That is, although the elder sister rejected her and said such hurtful words, she did not mean to reject the kiss.

In other words, my elder sister does not resist Lily.

Kuroko Shirai was excited because it meant that all her previous ideas could be realized.As long as the elder sister can no longer resist her, then it is not impossible for her to get married in the future.

"Gu hehe, hehe!"

Ye Fanxin couldn't help but be speechless listening to her smirk, secretly thinking that this guy is probably thinking about something.Recalling the smell of lily seeds yesterday, he felt a burst of sourness again.

His hands trembled, and the foam of the shampoo rubbed against his eyes.

"Wow!!! Eyes, my eyes!"

Shirai Kuroko was startled, and suddenly showed a foolish smile: "Sister, are you alright, Kuroko is here to save you."

call out!Kuroko Shirai disappeared, leaving only the clothes falling slowly.

At the same time, Ye Fanxin's exclamation came from inside, and then he shouted angrily: "Heizi, there is no good result for forcing, get out!"

"Ah~ Big sister, Kuroko has been holding back for so long, let's let Kuroko have a good time."

"You dare to speak to me with this kind of clientele's words, you're so brave!"

Whoo, whoo, whoo!Crackling!

"Ah~~~ Big sister's long-lost love's whip, ki mochi~~~"

Chapter [-] Spicy eyes

"Misaka-senpai, do you know? The floating of "Your Name" has broken records."

"Mmmm, and it's not just what Saten-san said, even overseas ones are approaching the movie floating record in five years."

"Chu Chun, be calm. For an excellent elder sister, this kind of thing is not something to be proud of."

"..."

Ye Fanxin looked at the three strangers in front of him with a black line on his face.

Yes, stranger.From the outside.

In the morning, Ye Fan was dazedly called by Shirai Kuroko, saying that it would be better for Satian Leiko to meet Chuchun.

Because he played too much with Yuriko that day, his sleep quality was not very good these days.For a person who is lazy to his level, not sleeping for ten hours a day is considered insomnia.

Therefore, after washing in a daze, he was basically taken by Kuroko Shirai to join the two.

But now, sitting on the bench in this park, it was a rare cool morning at the end of August, but Ye Fanxin couldn't feel any good mood.

"Who are you!"

The unknown girl opposite was stunned: "Misaka-senpai?"

Seeing her puzzled face and a little aggrieved expression, Ye Fan almost believed that this was his acquaintance.

Looking at the face of the strange woman next to her, she jumped to the side in fright: "Where is the evildoer, quickly show up."

"Sister Sis! Haven't you woken up yet? Me, Kuroko. What do you mean when you see a monster? It hurts Kuroko's heart." Sneak over.

What's the meaning?Do you still want me to comfort you?dream!

Ye Fan's heart really wants to beat people. You say that you are old enough, and your appearance is too low, so you want to take advantage of me?

However, this way of speaking? cos sunspot?

"What's wrong with Misaka-senpai today? Don't you know us all of a sudden?"

The girl opposite pointed to herself: "I, Satian Leiko, and the next Uiharu, senpai, aren't you playing that or that game?"

"That that? What a mess. I said, who are you, and where did Kuroko and the others go? Also, why am I with you?"

"It's over, my elder sister is finally broken."

The woman fell to the ground in despair.The middle-aged fat body is piled up there, no matter how you look at it, it's an eyesore.Ye Fan's heart felt that the roots of his teeth were hurting, and he was shocked when he looked left and right.

"Let me go, when will the school garden be open to the public?"

I saw all kinds of people walking back and forth in the huge square, including men and women, old and young, and even foreigners with obvious differences in skin color and appearance.

The most eye-catching thing is that these people are all wearing Tokiwadai school uniforms.

Ye Fanxin couldn't help covering his eyes, Tokiwatai was a girls' school, but in front of him, regardless of gender, age, European and American men, and African bigwigs were all wearing their school uniforms, their eyes were really hot.

"Big sister? Big sister, are you still listening? Would you like Kuroko to accompany you to the hospital?"

The three 'strangers' beside them were still talking, but Ye Fanxin didn't even have the heart to listen.

Well, he seemed to remember, this should be the thing that the unlucky pickup girl did.

He vaguely remembered that there was a similar situation. People's inner and outer appearances were not the same. Although their inner appearance had not changed, their appearance had been replaced by someone else.Moreover, the scope of this incident is the whole world.

Opening his eyes and seeing the woman's face leaning in front of him, Ye Fan resisted the urge to punch him and said, "Don't talk about it."

Should he be glad that this guy's changed appearance isn't a man?

Or should Kuroko be thankful for this?

"QB, this is the accident."