My Two Dads

The founding team for Ji Xun was also Han Lang, Han Shi Yu, Yang Mo and three of Han Shi Yu’s classmates.

Six people. Four of them felt indifferent about naming so they gave the task to Han Shi Yu, who began doing whatever he wanted.

Finally, someone stepped out and started putting things into order.

After listening to all sorts of strange names and slogans, Yang Mo rubbed his forehead and changed the name ‘very fast’ to a name that was a perfect fit for business – Ji Xun1.

Han Shi Yu: “Awesome.”

Yang Mo: “……”

It was around that time when Han Shi Yu liked posting their daily routine onto Qu Di, flirty stories about them and banters revolving around them.

[Han Shi Yu]

“Originally, the name of the company was ‘very fast’. I really liked it, but Starry didn’t. So I was really disappointed in myself, [Doge], It has been changed now.”

Comments:

“A mere few words but it sure leaves a long aftertaste behind. You only found out the taste after chewing on it?”

“…It feels like a car ran over my face.”

“Thank goodness the legendary god stopped you.”

“Can you hold up? Han Very Fast.”

These were also their internal test accounts, which were currently not logged out.

Weibo hot searches.

# Very Fast Technology Company # [Crying in laughter]

[Daily breaking news]

# Very Fast Technology Company #, # Han Shi Yu #, # Who is Starry #. This is a fact known to very few people: Ji Xun used to be called Very Fast Company? Han Shi Yu’s personal Qu Di account has been made public today! Is it a mistake in the operations or a problem with the system? Some people may look decent and serious on the surface, but inside they’re overly idiotic. Let’s take a look at your national husband’s posts before.

[Han Shi Yu]

“I thought of a slogan before, which goes like, “Ji Xun Technology, Dominating the Earth”.

Comments from a few years ago:

“62.”

“It sounds a little like alien invasion?”

“Legendary god, can you control this person a little? Is he trying to start a business or build a country?”

This topic was discussed with insane hype and buzz that reached the heavens.

As expected, the group of people who liked watching jokes about Han Shi Yu, camped on his various accounts for so long – to the point they could almost live there already. But they were not disappointed. Finally, there was some fun drama to watch.

“Han Very Fast, I laughed my head off ahahahaha.”

“How does Han Shi Yu always top the hot searches with his stupidity? Can he stop buying a spot3 on the hot search? [Doge]”

“This hot search must have been bought to cover up the scandal with Hai Ting before. Sigh, the internet really doesn’t have much of a memory. A hacker invading their accounts just to publicize the posts? Don’t you think it’s ridiculous? [Smile]”

“My goodness, Han Very Fast and Starry has a dynamic of an old married couple. Ji Yue has met its match now.”

“Han Shi Yu: The king of the biosphere4.”

Reply:

“Hahahahahaha f*ck!”

“Hahahahaha he actually claimed to dominate the earth.”

“Open up! It’s the first major announcement!”

When this matter blew up, Han Shi Yu was in a meeting at the branch office. He was seemingly discussing a collaboration plan between Ji Xun and the local high schools as well as a ‘Internet + Poverty” project.

Ji Xun had never been involved in education and poverty alleviation before. After a long discussion, they finally settled the basic planning.

After Han Shi Yu wrapped up everything, he could finally relax for a while. As usual, he tapped into Weibo.

Han Shi Yu: “?”

He tapped into Qu Di.

Han Shi Yu: “???”

His secretary said with a face like she was almost going to cry, “President Han, can you give me your account password? We’ve all wilted from waiting for you to finish the meeting.”

Han Shi Yu: “Did a problem occur with the technical team?”

“Yes,” The secretary said, “I tried to contact them, asking if they could change the visibility settings but Department Chief Yang said to leave it, so…we left it.”

The secretary knew that Department Chief Yang’s words had a lot more weight than President Han’s, so she was very obedient.

Han Shi Yu: “……”

Yang Han was reading a book on her bed while humming when a message from Xu Jia came suddenly.

Yang Han set a special following setting with Xu Jia, so that whenever she contacted her, she would be notified right away.

Yang Han happily picked up her phone and tapped into their chat only to see the link to a Qu Di video.

[Suggested change of name: The King of The Biosphere]

A few artistic words were written in black letters on a white background of the video cover: I like it very fast.

It was posted a few hours ago but the views had hit a million plays and was still growing now.

Yang Han clicked in with a puzzled face.

Then, she was overwhelmed with a series of colorful pop-ups of comments that hurt her eyes in an instance.

“We greet The King of The Biosphere.”

“We greet The King of The Biosphere.”

“Very Fast Technology, Dominating the Earth.”

“Very Fast Technology, Dominating the Earth.”

Yang Han: “……”

This Han Shi Yu autotuned remix was edited by the same person who posted the remix of ‘We don’t earn money at Ji Xun’ that broke ten million views.

After she quietly finished watching the video, Yang Han couldn’t help but burst out laughing. She sent it to her grandmother, Yang Mo and Han Shi Yu, then she shared it to her own friends’ circle feed.

The father-daughter relationship that just reconciled from blocking each other, had went back to mutual blocking yet again.

Xu Jia asked curiously, “Yang Yang.”

She said, “Is Han Shi Yu really fast?”

Yang Han immediately replied, “I don’t know any Han Shi Yu.”

“Department Chief Yang.”

At lunchtime, his colleagues also asked him about it.

“Is President Han really very fast?”

Yang Mo stuck his chopsticks back in the rice in his lunch box, “……”

He was eating some okras, a food that he preferred but also garnered a lot of controversial discussion over liking and disliking it.

Suddenly, he thought about how sticky the okras felt in his own mouth.

He swallowed it and continued to eat his lunch, saying indifferently, “I don’t know any Han Shi Yu.”

Colleague: “……”

Han Shi Yu, who was away from the office had no idea he was instantly widowed and reduced to loneliness now.

Yang Mo continued, “Have you located the hacker’s address yet?”

Colleague: “Yes, it’s at an internet café.”

Although he did not know how that person thought, but this was a matter involving the company’s network security after all, so it also involved legal issues.

Colleague: “Department Chief Yang, should we call the police?”

Yang Mo answered, “File a case first. We need the rights given by them to investigate people after all.”

He took a sip of water and said, “Tell Han Shi Yu that I’ll handle this. I’ll take a look at the hacker’s attitude first before deciding if we want to sue them.”

He put his chopsticks down after saying that as his phone received a notification. It was from Zhou Yi. He thought it was weird at first, then when he tapped into it, there was a pitiful sentence of: “Mo, please unblock me first.”

There was a 100% possibility that this was Han Shi Yu.

Yang Mo replied, “Zhou Yi, if you have been kidnapped, sent me a ‘1’.”

Zhou Yi: “1.”

Yang Mo ignored it, put down his phone and continued to eat.