My Two Dads

When Yang Mo got home, Yang Han gave him a full-on bear hug. Yang Mo couldn’t help but return the gesture by gently patting her back. Yang Han, who was in a happy mood, indiscriminately gave Han Shi Yu a hug too.

Han Shi Yu picked up his daughter horizontally.

Being carried like this, it felt like she was a rabbit stirring around from having its neck locked in place. She shouted while laughing, “What are you doing—”

The father and daughter pair were chattering away as Yang Mo put on his slippers and walked into the living room. He glanced at the living room which had become a mess from Yang Han’s party with a smile fixed on his face.

After her classmates left, procrastination had led Yang Han to indulge in scrolling through Weibo, forgetting the time. She said sheepishly, “I’ll clean up now…”

Being away from home for three whole weeks, Han Shi Yu’s own entertainment and leisure time was seriously reduced. Now, he finally had some time to scroll through Weibo privately.

After browsing through today’s hot searches and making sure that Ji Xun’s promotional event didn’t cause any bad discussion, he clicked into Qu Di’s literature column.

President Han’s habit of reading fanfictions about himself had continued on ever since the hot search incident. This person’s heart was truly generous and accepting, even more so the omnivorous gang that consumed any ships. Regardless of the actual settings and labels, he did not avoid any. But it was still limited to completely SFW fanfictions or the ones with very mild intimacy1.

Han Shi Yu was not shameless to the point of having an unchanging expression while reading and sharing smut fanfictions of himself.

He found out that the community for Starry Rain had been explored a lot. One of them, ‘Among the group of stars shining brightly, I will pluck only you> was the founding work and received the label of being popular and essential.

The banner of this article was changed to a screenshot of today’s livestream. Han Shi Yu could never imagine what kind of godly speed did the fan have, to be able to screenshot exactly when Han Shi Yu was smiling and saying to Starry, “Say something”, and that one second of eye contact.

Han Shi Yu’s smile was sweet, the corners of his lips curving upwards involuntarily.

The updates weren’t slow, so the chapters weren’t a lot. Han Shi Yu began to read them slowly.

Wrapped in a bathrobe, Yang Mo returned from the shower and saw Han Shi Yu staring at his phone with a concentrated look. He couldn’t tell if his expression was happy or angry.

Yang Mo bit down on his lower lip slightly, took off the bathrobe and rummaged through his closet for pajamas.

He had only just put on one sleeve of the pajamas when he heard the bed behind him creaking and shaking. Before he could turn around, Han Shi Yu had walked over and hugged him around the waist before rolling both of them onto the bed.

Yang Mo had to often face this type of childish sneak attacks, but till this day he has yet to figure out when and how this person would launch them.

Bouncing on the bed a little, Yang Mo grabbed the dog paws around his waist. The itch he felt caused his tone to go out of tune a little. “What are you up to again.”

Han Shi Yu sat up and rested his head on Yang Mo’s shoulder from behind. He really liked doing this action. Then, he raised his phone from under Yang Mo’s arms to show him the screen. “Tell me honestly, what does this fanfiction has to do with you.”

Yang Mo was silent.

He said, “I don’t know.”

The corners of Han Shi Yu’s eyes curved a little, “Really?”

He sniffed the fragrance of shower gel from this person’s neck as he changed up the way he asked the question. Han Shi Yu laughed, “Did the name ‘Starry’ really come from Han Shi Yu’s eyes?”

Yang Mo couldn’t last any longer.

He knew that as soon as Han Shi Yu saw this chapter, he would be exposed. It was just a matter of time in the end.

The culprit was actually Mi Shu.

The little secretary often provided many ideas and prompts for the fanfiction authors which led her to form a deep friendship with ‘Aurora Leaping Towards North’ and ‘Not a Programmer’.

That day, like a witty little ghost like Yang Han, she also extended her claws towards Yang Mo.

Yang Mo couldn’t spit out any romantic descriptions and even had trouble getting the story out. But he still took pictures of the diary he had recorded from that time and send them to Mi Shu.

The content was concise but it was already enough for the authors to rush out 10,000 words with their imagination.

As to why he gave it to her.

“Tell me honestly, ge. You’re reading it yourself too, right?” Mi Shu saved the pictures and hit the nail right on the head, “And you felt indignant at the injustice that is Starry Rain’s popularity being overwhelmingly crushed by Ji Yue.”

Yang Mo: “…….”

His neck was bitten by Han Shi Yu with a mark.

Yang Mo could clearly feel the chest leaning on him from behind, beating nonstop like drums.

This heart seemed like a child, who was content with old things and hated the new. Recalling the first time it started beating sixteen years ago, it was also like this, beating on tirelessly.

It was consistent throughout and would never grow up.

Han Shi Yu buried his head on his back and said, “I’m really so happy today.”

Yang Mo: “En…”

He felt Han Shi Yu nibbling his neck conveniently.

This situation seemed like the right time to go along with the atmosphere and do something. After all, ever since Yang Han asked about who was the ‘gong’ and who was the ‘shou’, President Han’s nightlife had been deserted and could only hold on to his blanket, reciting the Tao Te Ching2 silently all night.

Their room was separated from Yang Han’s by a distance, so they didn’t have to worry about soundproofing.

The atmosphere quickly turned scorching hot. Han Shi Yu reached into the bedside table and fumbled around, finding it to be empty.

Han Shi Yu: “……”

He kissed the corner of Yang Mo’s lips and pretended to be all pitiful, “Let’s not use it this time? Just this one time.”

“…….” Yang Mo said with a dark expression, “Go buy it.”

Han Shi Yu: “Ngh.”

There was a sigh that reflected his understanding on the importance of saving up for a rainy day.

 

Footnotes

 

The original phrases were 清水 and 肉渣, literally meaning pure water and meat scraps. (As opposed the outright smutty/meaty scenes)The latter refers to only kissing or upper body intimacy scenes.道德经 = The Way of integrity, with 81 verses delivering the way of living in this word with goodness and integrity.