My Unconventional Delivery System!

Kyle's eyes widened at the revelation. 'Esdeath?! She's actually THAT Esdeath! No wonder she looked so familiar! My God what were the God Kings thinking giving me this order?! My first delivery was actually to the sadistic yandere queen?!!' his head was spinning at the implications of doing this delivery as his inner thoughts also went into a twisted roller coaster ride.

"K-kyle!"

"Yes?" He looked at her with a questioning gaze as he broke out of his daze.

"Nothing! I just want to call your name... Kyle..." Esdeath smiled innocently with a tinge of blush on her face as she said his name.

Kyle stared at Esdeath, shock evident on his face as his mind went on overdrive 'Hey, hey, hey! This situation, is this the legendary love at first sight cliché? Don't tell me Esdeath fell in love with me? The fuck did she see in me to even fall in love with me?'

When he thought about that possibility, it made him feel complicated. If it was the older version of Esdeath then he had no problems with it, after all even if she was a Yandere, he loved them so no complaints from him.

But sadly it was the loli version who fell in love. Kyle was many things, pervert being something near the top. But he wasn't a Lolicon nor was he a Pedo!!! There was no doubt even the loli version of Esdeath was extremely beautiful, so beautiful that an average guy like him never deserved her love, but he had his principles and no amount of beauty could make him accept a loli as a lover.

"Esdeath did you fe-" Kyle couldn't complete his sentence, a deep rumble interrupted him mid sentence. The source of the sound being a danger beast.

It had the features of a Boar, but it was at least 10 times bigger than a normal one.

Esdeath didn't hesitate and swiftly attacked the Boar-like danger beast.

With a dagger on her right hand, she shouted in anger. "You oversized pig! Quit bothering my meal! I'm going to slaughter you!"

If she was still in her previous 'weakened' state it would've certainly been dangerous for her to face this danger beast, albeit it was barely a low level danger beast. Nevertheless, now she ate the magically enchanted food full of nutrition and energy that Kyle had prepared for her, which made her condition surpass her peak and enter a new realm of power!

Esdeath could now easily kill the beast! She dashed at a fast pace and jumped more than 10 meters immediately landing on the head of the danger beast. Without wasting a moment, she started stabbing it. Her attacks were precise and powerful, power far beyond a person could ever hope to wield, yet a frail looking teenage girl was showing this extraordinary feat of power and precision.

ROOOAAARRR!!

The beast screamed in agony! Esdeath's dagger kept stabbing his vitals while strongly clutching onto it's head.

There was no one in this world who could pull off this feat at a tender age like hers.

Esdeath was a Prodigal warrior and a natural born hunter. Her talents had reached the peak of this world and surpassed it. No one in this world could ever hope to surpass her in that department.

The beast tried to shake Esdeath off of his head. It was flailing it's head wildly. A valiant effort, though it still ended in failure.

Esdeath's clutched onto it's head strongly. She was like the strongest of adhesives, no matter what you do, you couldn't get it off of you.

The danger beast was going berserk! It's head was in unimaginable agony, yet it couldn't do anything about it!

It's eyes went bloodshot, it was searching, looking for something that could make the pain go away and then it's sight was set on Kyle. It immediately forgot about Esdeath and attacked Kyle!

Esdeath was able to notice this detail instantly, and she immediately went into panic. Normally, somebody's death hardly bothered her, evident by the fact that the annihilation of her tribe, which included her family, not even making her flinch or remotely sad. That's how she was. Her nature was uncaring and indifferent. Nevertheless, Kyle wasn't a normal case. He was her savior, the person who helped her when she had lost hope for survival and the only person to move her heart. He was the person she gave her heart to, the one she fell in love with, though she was still unaware of it.

Esdeath was still a child and didn't understand many things, love being one of them. But her whole being screamed a desire to protect Kyle, to protect the one person special to her. She believed that Kyle was an ordinary person and pitifully weak.

She immediately stopped stabbing the beast and jumped in front of Kyle.

Esdeath hurriedly exclaimed. "Kyle, HIDE! I'll take care of this! Don't worry I'll protect you!"

Kyle couldn't help but get embarrassed, at her declaration! A little girl of 13 was saving a young adult like him!!! How embarrassing!

However if he had to be honest he didn't mind being protected by her. He was a normal person after all. However, he didn't need to hide behind her now, he had his protective items to help him now!

With the enchanted jacket of his he had nothing to fear! At the very least he didn't need to worry about this low level danger beast.

What baffled him completely was Esdeath's actions. 'Is she really the Esdeath I know? Did I mistake her for someone else? I don't remember any other Esdeath's in the series, moreover it definitely isn't another person since her facial features and hair is the same as the one in the series. Esdeath should be a cold blooded sadist, she should be reveling in the troubles of others. She's not someone who'd help someone. But… she's still a child. Maybe she didn't become a sadist yet? Was the loli Esdeath kind? Uggh, so many questions.'

"Esdeath, you don't need to worry about me, okay? I'll take care of this oversized boar!" Kyle informed her. The only reason he was even willing to do this was because he wanted to test how his defenses worked and if the resilience was as exaggerated as the system suggested it to be.

"But…!" Esdeath looked at him worriedly, hesitation and care evident on her eyes.

Kyle smiled at this display and replied softly, his tone confident and reassuring. "Don't worry, I won't die. I'm just going to test something okay?"

Esdeath, still hesitant, reluctantly moved away from his location.

The beast was already near Kyle. It's speed was surprisingly fast for it's enormous size. It was much faster than a normal boar.

Esdeath, now some distance away due to Kyle asking that of her, was worriedly looking at his destination, Kyle took a deep breath and said. "Hoooohhh~ Alright! Let's do this!

He raised his right hand, and did a 'stop' sign like a traffic police would, though it didn't seem to work because the danger beast only accelerated further!

Kyle looked calm, his expression serene as a still lake, sadly his inner world was in it's own turmoil. His heart beating so fast that it was ringing in his ears.

How could he not be scared, the beast was too fucking scary!

Finally the beast reached Kyle and immediately charged at him with it's elongated tusks.

BOOOOM!!

That impact created a huge shockwave, so powerful it was that Esdeath had to hold a nearby tree branch so that she wouldn't get knocked over.

After the shockwave ended and the dust storm cleared a bit, Esdeath hurriedly looked towards Kyle, her heart filled with worry but what she saw blew her mind away!

What she saw was Kyle stopping the beast with only his palms!

This sight was enough to seal deal. Her gaze went feverish as she saw his calm visage. She immediately fell for him and she fell for him hard.

In her eyes Kyle was looking super cool. He was everything she had dreamt of. Every girl had dreams for their future husband. And to Esdeath Kyle was exactly that.

Just her type of guy!

Kyle wasn't aware that he had acquired the affection of the Sadistic Yandere Queen. His whole focus was on the danger beast in front of him.

He happily thought 'It works! This enchanted gear is going to be very useful! However the system only mentioned about it's defensive trait, it didn't specify if it had any offensive traits or not… how the hell am I supposed to get rid of this oversized boar, now?'

Kyle was thinking hard for a solution. But no solution came to mind. Then he threw caution go the wind and punched the beast. ' As expected, No damag-'

His thoughts went blank, as he saw the part of the beast he punched getting blasted into pieces. It took him some time to regain his sanity.

He immediately shouted in his mind 'WTF! I-I DID THAT?! BUT I AIN'T SAITAMA! System what in the name of hell is happening?!'

[ Allow me to explain host, as you have found out the MgRonald's outfit wasn't enchnated with defensive enchantments only, it also an offensive enhancement, however unlike the defensive enhancement which is active as long as you wear the MgRonald's outfit, the offensive one needs several conditions to be activated.

1. The person you aim to attack must have the intention to kill the host,

2. The offensive enhancement ONLY works when you are doing a delivery to another world!

3. You can ONLY use it ONCE per takeaway order!

But I can assure you that anyone being hit by the enchantment will result in certain death, this is true for most individuals save a few extremely strong ones! ]

Kyle nodded, and thought 'Even with these limiting conditions, it's still ridiculously OP! Great, now I can have a trump card for my visits to the higher worlds!'

He was satisfied with the System's explanation and the offensive enhancement. Pondering over the applications of his newfound knowledge Kyle moved towards a lovestruck Esdeath.

When Kyle stared at her, he noticed a faint difference on Esdeath and softly inquired. "What's wrong, Esdeath? Are you alright?"

Esdeath didn't answer him, instead looking at him with utmost seriousness, which Kyle found weird. After a moment of awkward silence Esdeath spoke with the most sincere tone she could muster.

"Marry Me!"

"Wut M8?"

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Actually I already had 17 chapters stockpiled together, but it's still unedited so yeah it would take time for Editor-san to edit it.