My Upgrades Are Invincible

'This literal bitch wants me dead...' I thought staring at a death trap, and I can actually call her that as she's a dog girl trying to simp for her god's attention.

Naaza and I split up as supposedly She was going to make a distraction as I would slip in to snag the eggs, but I saw more a couple dozen of the five-meter-tall T-Rex's obviously already agitated from there long trek through the country and I could hear roars from within the large cave. Probably the Dino's giving birth otherwise how else we find eggs here?

"Boom" I watched turning pale as I saw an arrow with what seemed like a hand grenade tied to it be shot into the mouth of the cave and with a mighty boom, I understood what she meant by making a distraction, but there's just one problem...

"Naaza you bitch, you played me!" I roared as she shot the arrow from behind me so when the enraged Bloodsaurus tribe stomped out frothing at the mouth at the sheer gall that some little humans would shoot a bomb into mother's laying eggs they dead sprinted at my ass.

'I swear I am going to sneak itching powder into her ears when she sleeps...' I threatened as I started jumping between trees and using my rocket boots for more reach without having to use too much of my mind to fly just off the boots power.

Finally, I was a good five hundred meters from the nest and whether Naaza was getting the eggs or not I didnt care at this point after landing on a large tree branch, a Bloodsaurus instantly started gnawing at the tree and from the loud crunching noises I wouldn't count on this tree lasting long.

I reached into my backpack and grabbed a little trick I conjured up with a some of the leftover materials from the Hearth Fire project.

Holy Hand Grenade- Explodes with holy fire with a Killzone of the ten meters. - Silver-

I made a dozen of these incase we got a monster party dropped on us or something, but they are each worth like two hundred thousand and some change in Valis, so using them was a bit painful as I yanked out the pin and as I threw it, I threw myself to a neighboring tree as the grenade only had a four second ignition.

It was a loud deep boom that shook the tree I was hiding as the grenade went off basically the instant it landed within the crowed of the monsters.

'Ok note to self always make sure there is something between me and the grenade.' I reminded myself as the explosion shook my whole body with its violent eruption,

I peered behind the tree and saw the dozen or so Bloodsaurus's that followed me so closely were simply a charred mess with the farther ones being barely alive and only the ones more than twenty meters away being mostly unharmed if obviously dazed into oblivion.

I hopped out of the tree I was hiding in and just before I landed, I used the rocket boots to kill my momentum. Seeing the two dazed Bloodsaurus's starting to get there wits back I rushed towards them and with a loud crunch my Axe slashed through the monster's neck and as it crushed the Dino's throat and spine, I ripped my axe of it leaving the monster to bleed out as I hurriedly blocked a swipe from the ones tail as it whipped around in a circle.

I unfortunately wasn't able to swing against the tail heading for me, so I was simply bitch slapped several meters back and into a tree from the sheer momentum and size of the tail because I didnt have time to brace myself.

"Ugh" I groaned as I frantically rolled away from the tree I was slammed into as the Bloodsaurus smashed its entire body into it and started trying to rip it out of the ground with its large mouth.

As the enraged monster destroyed the tree I ran forward and easily chopped off one of its legs as it was distracted and as its head turned to the side of the leg, I cut off I ran to the other side and when it swung the other way, I met its neck with a powerful down chop that decapitated the monster.

After checking around I saw the other Bloodsaurus that were just out of the Killzone of the grenade had died to the wounds inflicted so I relaxed for a moment.

I heard footsteps approaching and then I saw the lady of the hour walking towards me with a sheepish expression. "Jake, I had no idea you were in front of me I was at the maximum range of my bow so I couldn't see you through the tree's..."

I could understand a bit as a level two shooting an arrow at there maximum range was more than probably five hundred meters so being unable to see through that much foliage and trees made perfect sense but whatever.

I pointed at the monsters. "Fine apology accepted, just help me skin these monsters and we will call it even."

'I am not at all petty' I thought gleefully as I watched the clearly shaking Naaza haltingly skin and gather the materials from the monsters. 'I am simply helping a traumatized person get through there problems in a controlled site.' Ah hell who was I kidding. I was being a dick for making her mess with monsters after a dragon ripped her arm off her and her Familia left her for dead.

After the shaking Naaza relaxed a bit and managed to pull all the skin teeth and claws from the monster's I shocked her as I gleefully threw all the materials into Lili's space bag I borrowed, and I developed a good bit of respect for her as the bag was heavy as hell...

"How did you stuff so many materials in the bag?" Naaza questioned me as we rode back to Orario.

As I was holding onto the sword form of my Charge Blade I was able to do something I have been dreaming of as I sarcastically answered "It's magiccccc...." I made a small cascade of sparks fall as I made an outline of a rainbow with my free hand.

Naaza just huffed at my clear denial to answer, so we spent the rest of the half an hour ride in relative silence as I didnt know her really at all and it's not like bringing up our dungeon adventurers would go over well with her past.

Finally, I managed to escape the all too generous Irish God as he tried to hand me some potions for helping his only Familia member, but I was able to get him compromise and just promise to join us for a dinner celebration for our Familia's rank up and boy the expression the god had hearing that technically our whole Familia leveled up at once almost had me bust a gut laughing and Naaza dropped one of those Bloodsaurus's egg's in surprise at the news, making me laugh at her.

For the rest of the daylight hours, we had that day. Bell and I just ran around Orario getting some ingredients as I wanted to make some pizza for the little celebration, we would have tonight plus with Miach, Naaza and the Takemikazuchi Familia coming along were going to be introduced to us I wanted some food that would be easy enough to make and feed a party of a dozen plus people.