My Upgrades Are Invincible

I had to send a note to Hestia through our shared space rings as I was cackling like a mad fool while cleaning out the items in the Room of Requirement. I saw a great many of interesting enchantment items especially with Hogwarts once upon a time offering Alchemy and Enchantment classes and with this being basically a boarding school with a bunch of teenagers locked up, I found 'a lot' of enchanted sex toys and I had no shame in admitting to fusing them all into a super dildo and a super pocket pussy.

Paired Genitalia - By putting a drop of blood from the man on the dildo and a drop of blood from the female on the pocket pussy, anyone using the bonded pieces will feel it on the other end- Silver-

I made the greatest long distance marital aid...

I just hope it doesn't explode with Hestia's divine blood.

Besides more adult toys found within the Room of Requirement I was able to salvage several broken pensiveness and of course the most important thing of all being Vanishing Cabinet and a literal ton of Floo Powder that the elves would sweep out of the teachers' rooms and just dump in here and after a thousand years all that powder had accumulated to a great deal.

"So, goblin silver has two basically conceptual enchantments. To repel dirt and to absorb things that make it stronger?" I said incredulously at the goblin wrought silver dish ware I had discovered buried at the bottom of a pile of other dishware that the elves had piled and I was noticing how the elves did have a method to there madness as they for the most part had stacked up the stuff according to where it belonged like kitchen stuff would be just that but I would also find the chandeliers, tables, cabinets and anything else you may find in a kitchen so I was able to look through what looked to be bedroom stuff to find all the enchanted jewelry until I found the second most important thing here.

"Voldemort's princesses tiara from when his father didnt accept him coming out of the closest." I then threw Ravenclaw's Diadem in one of the space expanded bags so as to make sure Hestia wouldn't take it out and put it on as I was noticing Hestia being highly curious and probably sharing the stuff I was rapidly stuffing into the space ring as several pieces of the jewelry weren't put back after I left a note about how some of them were cursed and she responded that Freya was taking care of any curses, happy about being able to flex her Sorceress domain for a change.

"Ok so I need to at some point find a way to create the Floo system and maybe get more vanishing cabinets as even with me snagging a bunch of books about the use of Floo powder not to mention plenty of it. I think it will likely take the likes of Hecate and the other magic deity's back in Danmachi." I muttered as I took a shower to get all the dust off me from the duel and the rushed ransacking of the ROR.

After I took a shower, I then went out of the room a elf led me to after I walked back into the castle triumphant in my duel. 'Alright if I remember correctly Dumbledor's office is up close to the highest floor and... Actually I got a better idea.' I cleared my throat and seeing how the hallway was empty of students as I was apparently in a more remote part of the castle I called out. "Excuse me can a house elf lead me to the Headmaster's study."

A loud crack was my answer and I felt space rip and bend over as a frankly ugly but still cute creature bowed to me. "Yes sir! Flippity Floppity Flappity will lead you to the lord of the Grey Beards!"

I simply nodded with my face twitching at the thoughts of the Grey Beards in Skyrim being led around by Dumbledore... Actually, with their pacifist ideals the headmaster very well may be a decent leader to them.

After the elf who was wearing a dirty pillowcase led me up a couple floors and we encountered a couple Ravenclaw students who stopped to gap and point at me as I walked by them, we quickly made our way up to Dumbledore's office.

"Do you know the password sir?" The elf asked me, and I shook my head making the elf bit its lips in thought. "We elves aren't supposed to lead people through passworded areas, but you are a new teacher who just got here and didnt learn the password right." He asked me to try to be helpful.

"Yes, I literally became a teacher today so if you could help me just up here to talk to Dumbledore so I can get the passwords and stuff. I would highly appreciate it." I said making the elf preen at the thought of getting a wizards praise though I wasn't actually a wizard of this world so who knows how he would respond to me should he learn of that fact.

"Ok sir. The password is Taffy for this month." When the elf said Taffy the gargoyle, we were standing in front of stepped aside and showed the staircase leading up to the headmaster's office and living area.

After an awkward session of the elf blubbering about how he was so happy about me smiling and saying thank you for the guide. The little creature teleported away probably back to the kitchens or something leaving me to finally go up the staircase so I could give Dumbledore, the Diadem and then use him to hitch a ride to the old Gaunt house so I could get the Resurrection stone and then at some point I can just snag the invisibility cloak and mug Dumbledore for the wand.

I had an interesting plan for the first event of the Triwizard Tournament which will bring all the Hallows into one place as I recall Hermione uses it to give Harry a pep talk just before the event starts and Dumbledor has the wand on him at all times.