My Whole Family Is a Little Strange

The latest episode of the variety show "Tianzai" became popular before it aired. It has nothing to do with Qiao Qiao, but has something to do with Lu Yan: Marshal Lu Yao is going to take Lu Yan on the show!

Who is Lu Yao? The federal **** of war, the myth of the whole people, occasionally appears in news interviews, and there is a stern existence.

And what about Lu Yan? SSS-level talent, known as the star of hope, but rarely spread his real information on the star network.

Now these two are going to join "Tianzai", can the traffic not explode?

And most importantly, Lu Yao decided to appear in variety shows after suddenly resigning from his position as Marshal. The amount of information here is too large, and the media are moved by the wind and try to contact Lu Yao.

"Why did you suddenly resign as Marshal?"

"Is there any political pressure?"

"Does it have anything to do with the previous energy stone being robbed?"

"Why did you choose to appear in "Tianzi"? Didn't you say you don't like being interviewed?"

"…"

This time, Lu Yao didn't even make a fool of himself, and directly answered the reporters' questions, "There is no conspiracy, everyone can rest assured. It's just that my son almost had an accident some time ago, which made me realize my failure as a father."

"My wife passed away many years ago, and I left Ayan to take care of me alone, but I value the federation more than Ayan, and I am often absent from his life, and the relationship between father and son is not harmonious. So I want to let go of this heavy responsibility. , give it to other capable people, and then use this show to repair the relationship with Ayan."

The people burst into tears when they heard it, and they almost forgot that Lu Yao was a federal **** of war and a father. He has been defending the border planet for the Federation for many years, and he has been far away from Lu Yan. It is too difficult.

Therefore, everyone supported Lu Yao's resignation, and then looked forward to the start of the show.

But the capital star was in a mess, including those who disagreed with Lu Yao, when they saw the interview, they were so angry that they didn't know how many things were smashed.

"Fuck him and develop a relationship with Lu Yan! When I had all the power in my hands before, why didn't I see that he had such a loving fatherly heart? What the **** is he doing?"

"Suddenly give up this position, who dares to go up? If you are a little careless, you will be scolded to death! The best one is to retreat!"

It's one thing for them to pull Lu Yao down, which ensures that the situation is under their control, but it's another thing for Lu Yao to let him go. The resentment outweighs the gain.

"If he doesn't want to do it, he won't do it? Does he think this is his house? If he doesn't want to do it, he will be held to continue to do it!"

Someone cautiously told the truth, "But now everyone supports Marshal Lu's return to the family, saying that this is a model of a good man. If the House of Representatives disagrees, I'm afraid it will bring more criticism."

It is estimated that those people will point to their noses and curse, does the Federation have no other mecha soldiers except Lu Yao.

It's a pity that the truth is too unpleasant, and there is another sound of smashing the cup.

Of course, in the end, the Bundestag still approved Lu Yao's resignation. No matter how you lose your temper in private, you still have to pinch your nose to admit it. Who let Lu Yao take the initiative this time?

Lu Yan also didn't believe Lu Yao's external rhetoric.

He folded his hands on his chest and pouted in disgust, "Marshal Lu Yao, can you do something good, don't use me as an excuse?"

To say "cultivating feelings" is simply disgusting.

Lu Yao pinched Lu Yan's short hair and said solemnly, "Why did you talk to your father? No big or small."

"Who makes some people look old and disrespectful, don't expect fathers to be kind and filial to sons." Lu Yancai didn't want to be Lu Yao's tool, "If you don't state your purpose, then I won't be on the show with you, you Back to the capital star, I will go to the B111 star to find sister Qiaoqiao."

Lu Yao stabbed Lu Yan back again, he had a headache, he really didn't know who this stinky boy learned his temper from, it was really stinky and tough.

"Your sister Qiaoqiao also participated in this show, and you always meet each other. Now we are all on the cusp. If you go, you will bring trouble to Qiaoqiao sister. And me, since they don't want me Stay in that position and they'll clean up the rest of the mess. I'd like to see what they can do with it."

Lu Yao patted Lu Yan on the shoulder. There was also a part of the reason why he didn't say it: it was true that he wanted to spend more time with Lu Yan.

Although he is serious and seems to value his work more, Lu Yan is his only son. He hoped that he could grow up safely and healthily and not suffer those terrible accidents again.

It's a pity that Lu Yan's talent is too high and attracts attention, and he likes mechas himself, so he is destined to follow his old path in the future. Otherwise, Lu Yao would rather he be a peaceful and happy ordinary person.

Lu Yan is young and mature, always acting like an adult, but he is still young in nature and cannot understand the too deep emotions in Lu Yao's eyes. But he could feel Lu Yao's disappointment, someone who was used to being an unfilial son didn't know how to comfort him, so he could only say, "Okay, okay, Qiao Qiao knows how to make money to support her father at a young age, so I also reluctantly. Reluctantly take you, the unemployed, to fly."

Lu Yan has such a good relationship with Qiao Qiao, and has long known that Qiao Qiao is going to make money to support the homeless family.

After knowing this, Lu Yan had no sense of reverence for Lin Zhi: so what? Isn't it idle to squeeze the lovely Jojo?

Because of Lin Zhi, his opinion of Lu Yao is not that big: anyway, Lu Yao is not thick-skinned enough for him to support him.

Lu Yan couldn't beat Lin Zhi now, so he dared not speak out. However, he is very confident in his talent. One day, he will challenge Lin Zhi to men!

Now Lu Yao is also unemployed, and he is planning to go to a variety show that he is not good at at all. After Lu Yan has done psychological construction for himself, he has accepted it well.

Lu Yao, who was full of emotion at first, almost didn't get so angry with Lu Yan's words that his blood pressure soared.

He suddenly regretted the decision to resign: No, no, no, he didn't die on the battlefield, but was mad at this dutiful son?

"Stinky brat is quite fat, why didn't you say that in front of your Uncle Lin?"

Lu Yan said of course: "My name is Xu Xutuzhi, I'll wait for another day. I'm still so young, there's no need to seek death so early, right? Dad, you don't know a bit about the art of war, how did you become a marshal? Nope. Only a single soldier is more capable of fighting, right?"

Lu Yao was attacked again.

He couldn't help but reflect: neither himself nor his wife who died young were such a talkative person, why is Lu Yan's tongue-in-cheek skills so good?

"Did you not train at home at all and just listen to the cross talk?" Lu Yao picked him up and decided that after returning to the capital, Lu Yan's training had to be increased, lest his excess energy would be useless, and the net use would be Damaged his father.

Lu Yan shook his head and said with a smile, "Dad, don't envy me anymore, this is something you can't learn, it's the legendary sense of variety that you were born with, and you said it wasn't me that led you?"

He felt that Lu Yao really didn't have a point. Variety shows were not something that could be won by fame, nor could they conquer the audience by force.

With a cold face like Lu Yao recording the show, it would be cold every minute, and it is estimated that all fans will be lost after one episode of the show. Of course, he had to rely on his well-known and terrifying son to overwhelm the audience.

"As a person who rubbishes the heat, put your attitude right." Lu Yan patted Lu Yao old-fashioned.

Lu Yao: …

Suddenly there was an urge to kick Lu Yan to the B111 star. He can't control this son, let Lin Zhi help him to tune, tune, and teach~

At this time, B111 star, Lin Zhi had brought Qiaoqiao home safely. It took some time to come and go, and Qiaoqiao's admission procedures have been completed, and she is about to start school.

In the school, Qiao Qiao's "tragic life experience" has been spread all over the principal and teachers.

Encountered unreliable parents, almost missed school, and finally got the right to go to school only through mediation by the staff;

He is obviously talented and has the opportunity to become a rising star, but because of genetic instability, he is likely to become a short-lived poor person...

The teacher who is going to take Qiao Qiao's class has decided to treat her better, life is already very hard, and Qiao Qiao's little life should be a little more sweet.

When Lin Zhi's family came to see Qiao Qiao to school together, they were warmly received by the teacher.

Qiao Qiao is likable for her looks, and her obedient and cute personality is also likable. The teacher, who has pity on her, likes Qiao Qiao even more.

Lin family: ?

We haven't donated the building yet?

In order to make Qiao Qiao better adapt to the environment, the school arranged Qiao Qiao to Huihui's class, and greeted the children in the class in advance, asking them to unite the new children.

Huihui took Qiao Qiao to go to the class. Qiao Qiao always liked to play with her peers. When she saw so many friends, she was not afraid at all, and she didn't feel sad about being separated from her parents. She waved her hand. He followed Huihui without hesitation.

"Mom and dad and brother, you go back quickly."

The Lin family cried silently: Don't ordinary children like to go to school? Why does this one in their family look like they can't wait?

They don't know that Qiao Qiao, who was inspired to earn money to support her family early, was very self-conscious about business. How could she cry and cry without her family?

Jojo praised her mature self.

The teacher reminded the Lin family to leave, "Don't worry, we will take good care of Qiaoqiao at school. If there is anything, I will contact you as soon as possible."

These parents stay here for too long, but it is not good, because emotions are contagious, and children are more squeamish at home and in front of their parents. Although Qiao Qiao obediently entered the classroom, they stayed here all the time, and Qiao Qiao might have other ideas when she saw it.

"Teacher, wait a minute, we have other things to do." Lin Zhi took out the money and prepared to donate buildings to the school.

Class teacher: ?

Didn't it say that the Lin family lived on subsistence allowances?

It's not that the B111 star does not have rich people, but the rich people will basically move their hukou to a better planet to obtain better resources. With that condition, it's better to work hard in a better school. This has resulted in almost no large-scale donations here, and it was donated by someone they never thought of.

The teacher could not decide, so he could only invite Lin Zhi into the principal's office.

The principal said earnestly: "Mr. Lin, no one will treat Qiao Qiao badly at school, you can rest assured. Keep this money well, maybe you can find those top research teams and find a way to restore Qiao Qiao's health."

Lin Zhi transferred the money to the school account and said decisively: "Don't worry, we will never let Qiaoqiao have an accident. We still have the money, and it's not difficult to make money anyway."

headmaster:?

So is he being shown off his wealth?

Lin Zhi didn't know that it was a little indebted to talk like this. That's how he felt: Although it will take some time, it's okay. The remuneration for going out plus the reward, there are also more than one billion.

He wasn't someone who cared about money in the first place, and when he found out that it was easy to get money, he didn't care.

If someone heard Lin Zhi's voice, someone would definitely want to wake up the man: No, no, it's really not easy to make money. You are an unrepeatable operation!

Do you really think that famous star thieves on this list are easy to catch? If it is easy to catch, the reward will not be so high, okay! Federal money is also not printed casually.

"Take this money and buy what you want."

After all, Lin Zhi used to come from a large sect, and he still understands some common sense: If a school (Zongmen) wants to develop well, resources and money are indispensable. The better the school, the better the students can be accumulated, the more investment and the healthy development. And poor schools may struggle to survive.

In the world of self-cultivation, it is not uncommon for sects to disappear after a period of time.

The world is not bad. The school has the support of the Ministry of Education. It will not close down if it goes out of business, but in fact, the resource gap is also very obvious.

Lu Yao had asked him before if he wanted to send Qiao Qiao to the Capital Star to go to school, but Lin Zhi refused.

Sending Qiao Qiao to the Capital Star alone is definitely not a worry, she is not the rough-skinned Lin Yifeng (Lin Yifeng wants to curse after hearing this); but if the whole family moves to the Capital Star, it will definitely not be as convenient as B111 Star, Anna Having started his own "career" in that undeveloped area, he didn't want Anna to give up what she liked.

In this case, it is better to pile up resources for schools with B111 stars.

When the principal heard Lin Zhi's words, he was inexplicably moved, and his impression of him changed greatly: The rumor is wrong! Can a person who attaches so much importance to education be a jobless vagabond with a narrow vision?

"I have received your donation, and I will definitely use it to the benefit of every child. You can also check the details of the payment when it arrives."

Lin Zhi did not refuse. Although he basically doesn't read these details, telling others directly that he won't read them is like indulging others. Sometimes it takes a little regulatory pressure to make people more conscious.

After donating the money, Lin Zhi wanted to visit Qiaoqiao again. Unexpectedly, at this point, the principal is business-like and would never give Lin Zhi any preferential treatment to a major client. He said unselfishly, "Children must learn to live independently from their parents, and parents can't rely too much on children. School is dismissed at 4:30 in the afternoon, and the time has passed. very fast."

When they walked to the school gate, Anna and Lin Yifeng were looking forward to it, "How is it? Did you see Qiaoqiao? Did she have a good time inside?"

Especially Anna, who was very unhappy with Qiao Qiao, so she stepped out of the school's stance of trying to **** people out.

Anna herself doesn't like to study very much. Those complicated words, spells and other things are too annoying, and the elders in the clan can't look down on her. Of course, in terms of physical strength and dealing with various orcs, She is so talented that few other warriors can match her.

Later, the elder simply let her go, and at the same time let go of himself. Anyway, Anna has already learned some basic knowledge, so she will not be illiterate.

Ana sees it as a victory in the struggle. Now that Qiaoqiao is going to be locked in school to study, it must be very painful. If necessary, she decides to fight with Qiaoqiao.

Lin Zhi spread his hands: "I didn't see you."

The expressions of Anna and Lin Yifeng were suddenly filled with disgust: What's the use of you?

The expressions of the two are too consistent, and others may not believe that they are not mother and son.

On the first day of the school year, the Lin family was not alone.

It was only a few hours, and Lin Zhi would spend more time meditating than that. Today, however, it looked like a nail had grown under his butt. After sitting for a while, he opened his eyes: If you can't calm your mind, you will only introduce demons.

Anna ran all over the forest, bowing her head and thinking: Why did it only take an hour to pass?

Lin Yifeng used to play games casually on Xingwang, and the time passed. However, today he swiped the star network and looked at the time. He actually felt the taste of living like a year: I wonder if Qiao Qiao was bullied in school?

Lin Yifeng sighed. In order not to bring bad children, he never said anything wrong in front of Qiao Qiao, but now that Qiao Qiao has entered school, he still has to feel the beatings of society. If you knew those social skills earlier, you should have taught them to Jojo.

However, Qiao Qiao in the school did not feel the misses of her family. She lived very well in the school and had a feeling of reluctance.

In the early stage of compulsory education, the school will basically give students a variety of knowledge, cultivate their interest in all walks of life, and then try to let the children find the balance between their own talents and interests.

Mecha common sense education is naturally a very important part of it.

The two most respected professions in the Federation are the Mecha Division and the Mecha Soldier. Mecha masters are responsible for preparation and maintenance, and have low requirements for genetic levels, but must have a high level of mental power; mecha soldiers have requirements for both genetic and mental power levels.

Qiaoqiao didn't pay attention to other introductions, and all his attention was attracted by the words "the most profitable".

She has decided that she will become a mecha division and a mecha soldier in the future!

Adults don't have a choice, kids need all of them. Jojo greedily decided to hold both professions in her hands!

Qiao Qiao told Huihui about her ideals. If it is an adult, she may rationally tell her: you can't choose so many, you need to specialize in one, and make reasonable arrangements according to the actual situation.

However, Huihui was just a child, and her eyes began to light up when she heard Qiao Qiao's words, "Qiao Qiao is amazing! You are better than the marshal, who is just a mecha soldier."

It seems that now Qiaoqiao has pulled Marshal Lu Yao off his horse.

Qiao Qiao is not a blind and humble child. She puffed out her small chest and said, "Well, I will try my best to become better! How can I become a mecha soldier and a mecha master?"

This question is beyond the scope, and Huihui said angrily: "It seems that the school will teach it in the future, right? Let's ask Xing Internet Cafe!"

"Okay!" Qiaoqiao also remembered, my brother said that Xingwang can answer all kinds of questions.

Then, the two Xiaodouding searched out the tutorials such as #from zero to become an S-class mecha master##a month to become the strongest mecha soldier##the marshal teaches you to start the armor# and other tutorials.

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