My Whole Family Is a Little Strange

Michael, who was wrapped into a cocoon, was broken inside: why is he always the one who gets hurt?

Of course, in addition to Michael, there are two other Empire players who are stuck as well.

After being trapped, before they could make a sound, Qiao Qiao and Lu Yan had already stopped the two of them and reminded them that according to the judgment of the game, the two imperial players had already been eliminated, and the staff would soon bring them along. walk them.

After these two people are considered eliminated, they can only fall to the ground without making a sound and act as qualified corpses.

Qiao Qiao and Lu Yan were also polite. They stepped forward skillfully and removed their mechas, especially the easy-to-use materials and energy sources.

They are professional when it comes to thrifty housekeeping.

In the holographic star net competition, players will be kicked out of the game after they are eliminated, and it is impossible to leave them spoils.

But the game in reality is different. People still stay here, and they acquiesce that this is also their "trophy".

Qiaoqiao pointed to Lu Yan, "Oh, you can't dismantle it like this, it will damage the material. Let brother Wushuang come."

"Let me practice my hands, and soon I will be very skilled at dismantling." Lu Yan said.

"Corpse": ...I really have the urge to cheat a corpse.

They stared at Qiao Qiao and Lu Yan with wide eyes, making sure to let them understand what it means to "keep their eyes shut".

It's a pity that neither of them has the self-consciousness to bully others. They only think that licking the bag is really too sweet.

However, although Lu Yan and Qiao Qiao's behavior was unprecedented, it was within the scope of the rules, so everyone was speechless and speechless.

At the jury's seat, the emperor of the empire, Arthur, glanced at Lu Yao speechlessly, "I didn't expect the Federation to be so short of resources, what a poor child."

Where did the robbers and robbers like them come from?

Lu Yao said with a smile: "It's really in short supply. So, do you want to donate some to the Federation? It's just to support the friendship between the two countries."

Arthur: …

Now even Lu Yao is so shameless?

The imperial audience felt very distressed for their own players: they could only suffer when they met such a shameless opponent.

So they could only morally condemn the Federation players, "This is still the son of the marshal, why is he so shameless?"

"Too petty, is there no one in your federation?"

The federal audience was secretly happy in their hearts, shameless, shameless, and even more relieved. Then he retorted, "You guys are very embarrassed, but what's the use of just embarrassing embarrassment? Don't you want to lose?"

Neither the referee's review nor the audience's comments affected the situation on the field.

There were also two imperial players who escaped—Lin Yifeng and the others were mainly targeting Michael. It would be better for them to run away, just to let them inform them, which would be beneficial to their later plans.

Michael looked at the exit button on his brain and hesitated for a long time.

He really wanted to just admit defeat and withdraw from the competition, so as not to be humiliated by Lin Yifeng and them here, and feel ashamed to be thrown in front of the entire interstellar people.

But if they retire now, the empire will lose three players, plus Lin Yifeng and others are sinister and cunning, the empire is likely to lose the game.

Michael couldn't ignore the overall situation because of his own shame.

Thinking about it carefully, the more embarrassing crying emojis have already been spread all over the world, so what is there to be afraid of?

Isn't it shameful? He is familiar with this!

After thinking about it for a while, Michael gritted his teeth and said, "What do you want to do? If you have the ability, you will directly eliminate me."

Lin Yifeng and the others didn't do this, so they must have other plans. This may be his chance.

Lin Yifeng said with a smile: "As I said just now, we would like to invite His Royal Highness to rest at our federal residence. As long as you give us enough information, then it is not impossible for us to let you go, and we will exchange for equal value. , and see how much you think you're worth."

Michael's brain started running quickly: yes, the Federation's understanding of this planet is not as good as their empire's. If there is a chance for them to get information, they will not give up.

They even know the habits of [Energy Grass], so it's not impossible to tell them some news.

But he didn't let go so quickly, but bargained and said, "How do I know that after I tell the news, you will let me go?"

Lin Yifeng said, "Hey, don't you believe our character? I can swear by the federation."

"Because it's you, I can't believe it. If you have the ability, you can swear by Jojo, if you go back on it, Jojo won't grow taller."

Qiaoqiao stared at Lin Yifeng all of a sudden, dare to joke about her height? When necessary, it is not impossible for her to come to a righteous brother to kill her relatives.

Lin Yifeng's pressure suddenly increased, he coughed dryly, "Okay, I'm not joking with you, I really won't lie to you, I will promise my next star journey, if I lie to you, then I will do it next. It's a mess. Anyway, we can catch you once, and we can catch you a second time."

Audience: So, taking the federal promise just now is the most unreliable, right?

Federation audience: "Thank you, Lin Yifeng has been expelled from the Federation for three seconds."

Lin Yifeng's agent has also been staring at the live broadcast. Seeing this, he couldn't help but pat his forehead: "Boy, do you know the live broadcast is going on now?" You at least give me a little restraint! How can I give you works with patriotic themes in the future?

It's a pity that Lin Yifeng made mistakes in his actions in the past. He can call him directly to teach him a lesson, but now people are on an undeveloped planet, and the agent can't find him even if he wants to teach them a lesson.

However, when Lin Yifeng said this, Michael was willing to believe it. He asked again, "Aren't you going to steal the empire's headquarters? Why do you know that we will come?"

This is his most puzzling question. Michael thought that he thought it through without any omissions, so how could he just fall into Lin Yifeng's trap?

"Are you coming to us to ask for information now, or are we going to ask for information from you?" Lin Yifeng couldn't help but complain.

However, he still answered Michael's question, "Because I know that you have a black heart for playing tricks like you. How could you be obedient and let us fight? It is estimated that there will be some traps or something."

Michael roared: "Who has a darker heart?"

What about the face?

He was wrapped into a cocoon, and he didn't notice that Qiao Qiao and the others gave Lin Yifeng an OK gesture, and then tiptoed away.

They have collected enough sound sources to simulate Michael's voice.

Lin Yifeng continued to chat with Michael, "Your Highness, did you not forget the information exchange you just mentioned?"

"Let me go first. Since I promised you, I will definitely not go back on it."

"No, I'm already kind enough. I didn't bring you back to our federation's base camp. When you tell us the information, I'll let you go directly. It's very convenient for you to go back."

Michael endured and endured, and said: "It seems that you already know [Energy Grass], which is the characteristic plant of this planet. But you don't know it yet, this is an important ingredient for strengthening the potion. It can absorb a lot of energy. , when these energy sources are converted into a milder energy and made into medicines, they can be better absorbed by the body."

This is a very valuable piece of information, but also useless information.

Because a federal panel of experts will certainly be doing research on energy grasses as well, and soon they'll find out. Moreover, it is impossible to immediately convert the strengthening potion into combat power, which is of little use in this game.

Lin Yifeng clicked his tongue, and said that these power tactics were dark-hearted, but he was not in a hurry, and slowly bargained with Michael, "You want to exchange this information for yourself? No way."

In the Empire Base Camp, everyone received the news that two teammates were eliminated, and they were all dumbfounded. What's going on? Aren't they all still on the starship just now? Why was it suddenly eliminated?

At this moment, the two hurried back, "Not good! Your Highness has been captured by the Federation!"

Crowd: ?

How do they feel like they just skipped an episode in the middle.

The two explained: "His Royal Highness wanted to raid the Federation players, but accidentally fell into an ambush."

Now is not the time to be held accountable, His Highness has not been eliminated, it is likely that they want to do something...

Just thinking about it, I heard a few figures appear on the opposite hill, within their range.

Before they could fire, the two mecha soldiers who had followed Michael immediately stopped them, "That's Your Highness!"

The imperial players saw that a few people in the federation were holding a "grass man" at the front. The grass man was entangled in dense energy grass, and could only roughly see a humanoid mecha shape, but could not see the specific mecha style.

You say this is their highness prince?

The two faltered, "They are too insidious and cunning, who knew that the energy grass could still be used like this... That's how His Highness was trapped."

I saw that the grass man made a voice, "Lin Yifeng, you wait for me, I will remember this hatred!"

It is indeed their prince.

"We need some energy stones, give us ten kilograms of S-class energy stones, and we'll let him go."

"You guys might as well go grab it!" The people of the empire were in a hurry. The energy ore reserves on this planet are relatively small, and the energy stone is very important. Given so much, what will they do next?

Some even thought: Why didn't His Highness simply surrender and admit defeat?

As courtiers, they couldn't just send Michael away with a single shot. But if Michael retire by himself, it will help everyone.

Michael's arrogant voice sounded, "Give it to them! Isn't it the energy stone? I have found a way to subdue them!"

But soon, Michael was dragged down, and some faint voices sounded, like what Michael was saying, but everyone couldn't really hear it.

Michael has already issued an order. Although everyone feels embarrassed, they have to obey, unless they are no longer in the empire.

If it turns out that Michael's leadership is incompetent, at least in the next games, they can replace this commander.

Moreover, after exchanging Michael back, people who do not represent the Federation can easily withdraw...

Here, but their home.

Several people in the empire exchanged glances, and one replied, "Okay, you put down His Highness and don't hurt him, otherwise, if you move, we will lose one kilogram of energy stone."

The two sides reached an agreement, and each sent one person to do the exchange.

After Qiaoqiao took the energy stone, he threw the straw man into the man's arms and ran away.

The firepower of the empire quickly followed, but saw several grass figurines smashed down on the small hill, all of which were made by Michael's voice, "Don't attack!"

Empire Man: ? ? ?

It was just such a stunned time, but Jojo jumped over the small hill and disappeared from their attacking field of vision.

The people of the Empire realized that something was wrong.

They immediately dissolved the grass wrapped around the grass figurine with potion. But what was revealed inside was just a patchwork of tattered mechas, all of which were scrapped materials, and there was no good material left.

They picked up a few other straw figurines, and those were even more perfunctory, not even a bit of scrap metal.

"Chase!" The imperial contestants knew they had been fooled.

Then, they saw Michael's mecha appear in front of them, and before he could speak, the furious crowd focused on the mecha, "Damn, here's this trick!"

Michael dodged with his strong sense of reaction, and was also extremely angry: "Are you trying to rebel!"

He has a dirty word to say!

After finally escaping, he was caught in the fire by his own people. What sin did he do?

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