My Whole Family Is a Little Strange
Chapter 71: ·
The special honey here is really fragrant, sweet but not greasy, and the sweet fragrance lingers on the tip of the nose.
Lin Yifeng put away the mecha directly, broke off a piece and tasted it. Michael didn't lie to him, it was indeed a good rechargeable food.
Lin Yifeng didn't even leave the "crime scene", leaning against the big tree, waiting for others while eating.
Originally, he wanted to share it with everyone, but as he was eating, his share was gone, so he thought, there is no need to share it with others except Jojo, so let's eat it by himself.
After eating and eating, Jojo's share has also decreased...
Well, the kid shouldn't be able to eat that much, he can't waste it. Lin Yifeng thought so comfortingly.
However, Michael did not tell Lin Yifeng the side effects of this honey: it has a very strong effect of calming the nerves and helping sleep.
And after eating, there will be a smell left on people's body, maybe they think it has no taste, but [bees] can still accurately find you, and you will never die with you.
The bees here are not diligent, seemingly harmless little bees, and the most common worker bees are not lower than A rank, and there are many S rank and above.
It is densely surrounded, which can make people suffer from intensive phobia.
Originally, Lin Yifeng would eat a little less, and with his physique, it wouldn't have a strong hypnotic effect.
But he ate a lot, and his spirit was relaxed, and he fell asleep unconsciously.
Then, Lin Yifeng had a nightmare, woke up suddenly, and found himself face to face with a bee bigger than a human head.
He could clearly see the icy light in the compound eyes of the bee and the thorn-like hair.
"Fuck!" Lin Yifeng kicked the bee away with one foot, turned and ran. It's not that he can't kill a single bee, but this enlarged version of the insect will make Lin Yi lose his sanity.
But soon, Lin Yifeng discovered that he couldn't escape, not only could he not escape, but the bees that tracked him changed from one to a swarm, creating the effect of obscuring the sky.
Lin Yifeng's speed was fast, he thought he had thrown it off, so he stopped and rested, but he didn't expect those bees to catch up soon.
Even dealing with the players of those empires is not so tiring!
Lin Yifeng is a regret!
Not because of my greed, but because of the wrong tactics. He should show his teammate's love first, let Lu Yan eat, and when he attracts the bees away, he will share with Qiaoqiao.
During the competition, Lin Yifeng adopted the strategy of "overall unity, partial tricks". He wouldn't be polite if he could pit this person who robbed his sister in a small way.
Don't ask him if he has a conscience. Ask is no.
It's a pity that he didn't know the price of eating this honey before.
At this time, Lin Yifeng also vaguely understood the habits of these bees. Instead of avoiding, he slaughtered as many bees as he could.
In a while, he has to go back to the base camp with everyone, and he can't bring these star beasts back together.
After being killed by Lin Yifeng a lot, these bees finally felt scared, and the remaining few ran away.
At this time, Lin Yifeng had time to take a good rest. He felt the discomfort on his face and subconsciously touched his face.
Different faces have different feel. A narcissistic person like Lin Yifeng, of course, knows how his face feels. But this time he touched his face, and his heart suddenly thumped.
Lin Yifeng took out a small mirror and looked at his face, and immediately let out a scream.
As early as when he fell asleep, the bees had already stings a wave.
Who is this pig head in the mirror!
His face was swollen like a face, making his previously delicate facial features look extraordinarily incongruous. There are also some red spots on the part, because the facial nerves are numb, and even the expression is not easy to do.
No, it's definitely not him!
Lin Yifeng's heart collapsed. Thinking of the whole live broadcast now, he wanted to destroy the universe overnight and eliminate all evidence.
Audience: I really don't know whether to complain about Lin Yifeng wearing a mirror in the league, or to laugh at his current appearance.
The audience with slow response is still hahaha, and the audience with fast response has already taken screenshots very quickly. These are all excellent emoji material.
Especially those who had some festivals with Lin Yifeng before, hurry up and save all the emojis, and bring these emojis when chatting next time, to see if he dares to be so arrogant.
Emperor King Arthur laughed and said: "This command of your federation is really interesting, but it seems that there is still a lack of common sense to explore undeveloped areas. If it is too easy to take it lightly, it is useless no matter how strong your strength is."
Lu Yao's mouth twitched when he saw Lin Yifeng like that.
But in front of Arthur, of course, the loser is not the loser. "Young people have to try and make mistakes a few times. It doesn't matter if you have inexperienced or inexperienced, it is better to break the routine without experience. Now it is the world of young people, like us. Old ideas may be eliminated."
On the field, Lin Yifeng's painful screams also attracted Qiao Qiao and the others. Before Lin Yifeng could change into the mecha, he was first seen by them.
Although he was still struggling, trying to beautify his image, "Jojo, in fact, I think you prefer sweets. You will definitely like this honey, so I went to find it."
Jojo looked at him with dead fish eyes, "What about honey?"
"I just want to help you taste the taste and try the poison. Fortunately, I didn't give you food, otherwise it would be you!" Lin Yifeng said sternly.
Brother's mouth, a deceiving ghost.
Jojo is no longer the deceived child she used to be, she has grown her heart.
After all, after playing so many games with her brother, Qiaoqiao saw with her own eyes how her brother cheated. Although the children are silent, they have been learning and observing.
Qiao Qiao has an amazing understanding and is good at inferring others. On the surface, it seems that she is still the well-behaved child she used to be, but in essence...
Of course, with Lin Yifeng standing in front of him, it doesn't show Qiaoqiao's pit.
At least one thing Jojo can be sure of: Don't listen to your brother's nonsense.
She is wearing a mecha, but she can hold her brother's ears and ears to face her face, "Brother! How can you be so disobedient! Even if you want to eat it, you can't wait to go back and let the experts, uncles and aunties study it to make sure it's not poisonous? You're just being lazy! You have to accept punishment!"
Lin Yifeng yelled, the little girl is about to climb on top of him now?
Just as he was about to "educate" Qiao Qiao to ensure that his family status is not lost, he heard a little cry in Qiao Qiao's voice, "Brother, you scared me to death just now."
Lin Yifeng immediately softened, "Okay, okay, it's just a false alarm, but it's not a big deal. Look, Qiaoqiao, am I fine? I'll definitely listen to you next time."
Where are the tears on Jojo's face hidden in the mecha? She secretly pursed her lips and smiled, "Since it's all right, then we definitely don't need treatment. Let's not waste treatment resources. You will be able to recover slowly after a while, right?"
Lin Yifeng didn't want to wear this pig face at all, but he was also afraid of accidentally making Qiaoqiao cry, so he had no choice but to agree.
After returning to the starship and being surrounded by mechas, Lin Yifeng's mentality was about to burst.
After being laughed at by everyone for a while, he also wore a mecha on the starship, but the effect was not ideal, because everyone had seen his pig-headed face, and now seeing him wearing a mecha will also make up the pig-headed face. so I can't help but giggle.
No way, who made Lin Yifeng always show off his appearance, now the contrast is too strong, which is even more impressive.
The unlovable Lin Yifeng: Destroy it, the world!
Lin Yifeng took aim at the imperial players.
"Let's continue to clean up the empire tomorrow!"
He can't be unlucky alone!
The expert group has studied the energy stone they brought back. "There is a miniature short-wave tracking device in it. It is useless at a long distance, but if the distance is close, the positioning will be more accurate."
Fortunately, Michael helped them divert the attention of the empire at that time, otherwise with this tracker, they might have had a hard fight with the empire.
The expert group was about to remove the tracking device, but Lin Yifeng stopped them and said, "Keep it, maybe it will be useful."
Then the next day, Lin Yifeng's team embarked on the journey again, and he also brought some energy stones with tracking devices.
Of course, you can't bring all of them, anyway, there are 10 kilograms, use a part as a trap, and keep the other part for yourself. Lin Yifeng thought carefully.
Along the way, Lin Yifeng's team found several more honeycombs, dissolved most of the honey, carefully spread it on the energy stone, dried it for a while, and then asked everyone, "How is it? Does it still smell?"
Wrapping the hive and energy stone with mental power can temporarily block the perception of bees.
Everyone else said that there was no taste, but only Jojo felt that there was still a little bit. Of course, Lin Yifeng couldn't take Qiaoqiao as his standard, and started talking about today's plan.
After listening to Lin Yifeng's move, everyone couldn't help but observe three seconds of silence for the imperial players, and then they burst into laughter.
In the imperial camp, Michael was not surprised to see a spot of light coming towards them again.
They have also made a plan overnight: Lin Yifeng doesn't play cards according to common sense, so they must not follow the rhythm of the Federation, but should take the initiative, so that Lin Yifeng can't use more conspiracies and tricks.
They decided to spread the strength of Lin Feng's team, and then surrounded each of them, and then eliminated them one by one.
At this moment, the imperial instrument made a beeping sound.
"Huh? They don't seem to have found our tracker, and they also brought the previous energy stone!" Someone said in surprise.
Michael frowned, "Could this be their trap?"
"It's possible. But what do you think, Your Highness, overconfident people like Lin Yifeng often don't listen to other people's opinions and like to go their own way."
"And he didn't come from an orthodox mecha academy. He was suddenly airborne and became the commander. Others may not be convinced. Only the people from their squad confronted us. What about the other players? Maybe there are differences among them, so they don't have it. Found the tracker."
This analysis also makes sense.
Michael thought for a while and said, "Let's go ahead with the original plan and confirm the situation by the way. If it's what we thought, then today's game will be smoother."
Michael personally took people to a high place. This is a lookout point that they have explored long ago, with a wide field of vision, which is convenient to detect the enemy's attack route.
Soon after, they saw a few people hiding in the grass.
"Do you have a signal receiver? Can you amplify their voices?"
The empire moved quickly, and none of the mecha masters stopped, and quickly set up the signal receiver.
Then, everyone heard the voice from the Federation, "We keep these energy stones, don't give them to them. This is our trophy, and they don't even know what it is! Hmph, this time we are the main force! "
"Anyway, everyone can rest assured to use energy stones. Let's increase our firepower to attack the Empire. We are not afraid that there will be insufficient energy stones."
"This is our stronghold, Jojo, stay and guard the energy stone, and then the rest of you will go with me to fight guerrillas with the people of the empire."
The imperial players glanced at each other and immediately understood what to do: in the last confrontation, the Federation's personnel bureau asked them to fight internally.
This time, they can also adopt the same strategy, **** the federation's reserve energy stone, then consume their power, and take them down in one fell swoop when their energy is not enough.
There were three imperial players in charge of grabbing the energy stone and dealing with Qiao Qiao at the same time. Michael took five people to fight Lin Yifeng and others in a war of attrition, and the remaining imperial players stayed on the starship.
After a while, the teammates who were covered in honey rushed back with the energy stone and stuffed the energy stone to Michael. There were countless bees flying behind him, "His Royal Highness, they are too insidious! They even poured honey on me! Send the energy stone back to the starship first! I honored my mission and didn't let the energy stone get honey!"
After finishing speaking, the person covered in honey, like a moth to a flame, rushed towards the members of the Federation: Let's all die together! come! Let's all get a bite together!
Michael didn't say anything, just took the energy stone and ran. This is an important resource that teammates must fight back every second, and he must guard it!
Then, the energy stone was sent to the starship. Lin Yifeng quietly released the spiritual package on the energy stone.
Then, like crazy, those bees gave up their original pursuit and flocked to the Imperial Starship frantically.
On the energy stone, most of the honey is stained, and that is the most hated!
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