My Whole Family Is a Little Strange

The conspiracy of Xiaofeng Star Thief Group has been brewing for a long time, and they are not willing to be star thieves all the time.

Even if you become the most powerful star thief group, you can only sneak around and worry about your own life all the time? It's time to change who you are.

And knowing that the E2 planet will also become one of the arenas, they have already begun to arrange it.

This planet is the most special and the most convenient for them to start and carry out their plans.

The E1 Planet competition was over, and before the E2 Planet competition started, the star thieves had already lurked in, hiding in the mines extending in all directions. The radiation inside was relatively strong, which could block the pre-match scanning and detection routines of the Empire and the Federation.

The star thieves felt that their luck was very good. The starship of the empire was parked not far away, which was too convenient for them to do it.

They observed the situation of the imperial players and found that Wenzheng took a team to leave and did not stop them: first let the empire and the federation fight a war of attrition, and then go there and fight them all.

Therefore, the star thieves were divided into two groups, and they quietly adorned the Wenzheng team along the way, ready to pick up a bargain. Of course, their focus was still on Michael.

The plan went very smoothly. Although the empire prepared traps, it did not guard against the appearance of star thieves. The imperial players who stayed outside were directly wiped out.

Is the appearance of star thieves a test for them? Do people out there know?

The imperial players sank in their hearts, and after tipping off to Michael, they wanted to directly click the exit on the light brain, and wanted to use this method to notify the peripheral staff.

However, Star Thief grinned and ran over the player's wrist with his foot, "Help? Idiot, since we're here, how can we give you a chance to ask for help? In our words, it's just shouting, shouting, and it's not enough to break your throat. No one will come to save you!"

The Empire player's face paled.

He is the favored son of the Imperial College, a young handsome man with both talent and strength, but he has not yet officially joined the army, and he has never dealt with these blood-stained star thieves. The excitement created a sense of fear.

It's not that he has never hunted star beasts, but star beasts are different from star thieves. Star thieves are humans, but sometimes they are more cunning and cruel than star beasts, and they are also more difficult to deal with.

Seeing his expression, the star thief laughed wildly.

These people are in a class that they can't reach, but now, aren't they trembling under their feet?

Fun, so much fun!

The star thief also used his toes to lift the chin of the imperial contestant and said, "The only reason you are still alive is that our current free country is still short of manpower."

"Pooh!"

The next second, the face of the imperial contestant was swept aside. The star thief will not be polite to him, "You still think you are still a young master?"

The star thief headed said solemnly: "Okay, don't waste time."

The star thief injected the players with potions, and they quickly lost their mobility and were thrown aside like dead pigs.

Then all the star thieves went down the mine to catch the remaining imperial players.

The result was good. They not only blocked the remaining imperial players, but also blocked the aborigines. What the **** is this?

Before the Empire discovered the E Galaxy, the Xiaofeng Star Pirates had already discovered the coordinates of the E Galaxy, and their exploration of the E Galaxy was even higher than that of the Empire.

According to their exploration, there should be no aborigines in the E galaxy, so they simply regarded the E galaxy as their base camp.

As long as they develop into an independent country like an empire or a federation, and they can enjoy a lot of resources, why do they need to work hard to become star thieves?

Their identities have changed, and the Empire and the Federation no longer dare to treat them as wanted criminals.

As a result, as soon as these suspected aboriginal people appeared, the star thieves were stunned: This is not the same as the information they obtained before?

But their ideas were accidentally taken away by the players of the empire: even the prince of the empire believed that they were aborigines, so how could it be fake?

It is impossible for the empire and the federation to know the arrangements of the star thieves long ago, and prepare for this scene in advance, right?

There were indeed companions who disappeared on this planet inexplicably before. They thought that those missing teammates encountered star beasts, but now it seems that they may also be aborigines.

The appearance of the unstable factor of the aborigines made the star thieves hesitate.

Of course, the star thieves are of course not pursuing the "peace of the universe". Even if there are aboriginal people, they will grab what they should.

But their brains are not stupid. They know the importance of the existence of the aborigines: Compared with these foreign pioneers, these aborigines must know more about the distribution of resources on the planet.

And if they can lead these aborigines, they don't need to work hard to grab people from the empire, these are ready-made labor!

And if these natives rebel against them, it may bring them a lot of trouble to occupy the E system.

The importance of these aboriginal people can be imagined.

But the star thieves didn't get the corresponding order in advance, and they don't know how to deal with it. Is it Huairou? Or forced repression?

The signal interference on this planet is too strong, and with their arrangement, they can't contact the boss Chen Xiaofeng now.

Michael saw their hesitation, and immediately said, "I don't care what your original plan was, it's better to stop now, otherwise, being an enemy of the aborigines is enough for you to drink a pot, right?"

The development of an unknown planet requires respect for the civilization that exists - not how kind the Federation and the Empire are, but because there have been too many lessons of blood and tears:

The forceful suppression of the original indigenous civilization often results in a terrible backlash.

Even the Federation and the Empire dare not do this kind of thing lightly, these star thieves directly risk the world, do they want to go to heaven?

"Xiaofeng Star Pirates is so powerful, are they really ready to fight against the Empire, the Federation and the aborigines?"

At this moment, the star thief headed suddenly sneered, "The little prince is really eloquent, but who said we are going to be enemies with the empire? In the future, the empire will be the best ally of our free country."

"What are you talking about? Are you crazy?"

"Little Prince, do you think that if your father is gone, you can still be a high-ranking highness like you are now?"

Michael's face changed suddenly, and he flew towards the star thief, "My father is very good! If you dare to curse him, I will kill you!"

His father must be sitting on the jury's seat, these people will never try to deceive him with nonsense!

There are so many elite guards around his father, and his own strength is very strong, how could something happen? Unless the Commonwealth and the Empire directly turn their faces on the jury, this is also unlikely to happen.

Michael wanted to cover up the panic in his heart with berserk emotions. He wanted to tell himself: These star thieves did this to deliberately disturb his emotions.

But another faint voice in his heart told him that what the star thief said might be true.

Michael can only use attacks to ease his inner unease: just kill these **** star thieves and you'll be fine.

The star thieves dodged Michael's attack with sophistication, and the star thieves directly pointed their guns at Michael and said, "If you want everyone to be buried with you, then you can continue to do it."

There are more star thieves, and some of the imperial players here are experts in research and do not have combat power. Under the firepower of the star thieves, once the war begins, they may have to explain it here.

Michael clenched his fists, but didn't move. He thought of Lin Yifeng and others from the Federation: If it was a plug-in like Lin Yifeng and Qiao Qiao, they should be able to deal with these star thieves, right?

Although Michael was bullied a bit by Lin Yifeng and them, at this moment, he couldn't help but pin his hopes on them.

I hope they don't have an accident and find out the abnormality early. It's best not to confront these star thieves directly, but to find a way to spread the news.

Michael was a little distracted, but a loud noise suddenly interrupted his thoughts.

It turned out that the aborigines seemed to be a little scared when the star thief appeared, hiding behind the imperial players without saying a word, but now, they moved a little crazy again, they made some strange gestures, and pointed at the star thief. It took a long time to figure out.

The star thief was about to start, but after finding that they had no intention of attacking, they put down their guard a little.

For the time being, they are not going to kill this group of aboriginal people directly, but they are not going to let them go either.

But the aborigines were so noisy, the star thieves didn’t understand what they were talking about, but an expert from the empire spoke up, and he said timidly: “These aborigines seem to mean that this is a planet watched by gods, Therefore, your actions will be condemned by God, and only by repenting can you be forgiven."

When the star thief heard this, he laughed as if he had heard a big joke.

God? Belief?

Oh, they star thieves of course also have faith, but it is faith in money and faith in strength.

As long as they are given enough benefits, they can also have "religious" beliefs.

"Come on, I want to see if there are gods to bless you." A star thief kicked Qiaoqiao who was standing at the front.

However, when his foot landed on Qiao Qiao, he was stopped by a layer of golden light, and then he jumped forward uncontrollably, as if he was kneeling and bowing to Qiao Qiao.

"Huh!" This sudden situation made the star thieves a little panic. They all stared at the people present, making sure that no one shot just now, and the aboriginal who was kicked did not resist.

If someone resists, the star thief is not afraid, but it is because the situation is so strange that it makes people feel terrible.

The star thief who did it was the most frightened, because he knew that it wasn't his fault at all, it really had a strange power!

He looked terrified, "This... this is not right, there won't be any ghosts..."

Qiaoqiao struck while the iron was hot, and began to salute and sing prayers to the altar, and then stared at the star thief and repeated a word, the star thief understood, it seemed to mean for him to repent.

For some unknown reason, he subconsciously believed it and started praying with his eyes closed.

"Ai Wen, what are you doing? Are you crazy too?"

The star thief named Ai Wen opened his eyes, but said: "I don't know why, after I prayed, I really felt a sense of physical and mental relaxation."

When Jojo heard this, she almost laughed. But she tried her best to hold back: I am the sister of a big star, and I am professional in acting!

In fact, she did nothing.

This is a kind of psychological illusion: the reason why star thieves are not afraid of gods is because they have never seen it and don't think that kind of thing is real.

But after being fooled for a while and feeling the **** of "invisible power", it naturally aroused a person's fear.

After the fear, he performed another confession that he thought was "useful", relieved part of the psychological burden, and of course he had a sense of relief and relief, which further aggravated his delusion: it was really impossible. The **** of the name exists!

If the aborigines and the imperial players were chatting together, most of the star thieves would not believe it, but what they said was their own people, and the weird scene just now was obvious to them, which made them feel in their hearts. Doubt: Is there really a strange power?

Can't Ai Wen be an undercover agent?

Even the imperial players were skeptical when they saw this: maybe the aboriginal people chose sacrifice and prayer for a reason! It's impossible for star thieves to cooperate with aborigines in acting, right?

However, Michael felt something was wrong. Because of this situation, he felt a little familiar.

When he was in the Commonwealth, he spent a long time with Jojo with a shameless face, and knew that Jojo had all kinds of amulets on her body. When those attacks landed on Qiaoqiao, it seemed to emit a similar light?

When there is doubt in the heart, the doubts that were ignored before will be magnified a little bit.

For example, the protective clothing with regional characteristics on these aborigines can be found after careful observation, and some changes in appearance and structure can be the style of the mecha and protective clothing of the Jojo team.

Jojo and the others have time for a major makeover, but they can't have time for a complete makeover.

God TM Aboriginal!

Michael, who had seen the truth, had his expression split. Do these federal players dare to be more pitiful? !

Thanks to Michael wearing a mecha, that strange expression was not discovered by the star thief.

Michael had already scolded Lin Yifeng over and over in his heart: There is no doubt that such a damaging move must have been thought of by Lin Yifeng!

I don't know if the pictures of them negotiating with these "indigenous people" have been photographed, and whether the audience will regard this year's imperial players as fools...

Obviously they have already begun to beware of Lin Yi's loss, but they are still unable to prevent it.

Michael swallowed the blood he wanted to vomit, and the federal damages were frequently reported.

Actually think about it carefully, these star thieves are still deceived by Lin Yifeng's bad tricks, and their imperial players are not the only victims. Michael's psychology has reached a strange balance: it is not that their imperial players are stupid, really The only thing is that the person who came up with this trick is too pitiful!

He even had a sense of security: with the level of the federal players, can star thieves really stand it?

The identities of these "indigenous people" were almost determined, whether to help the federation or help the star thieves, of course Michael knew how to choose.

He seemed to be lost in thought, and said slowly: "Although I don't believe in the existence of gods, didn't an expert say it before? There may be other dimensional forces in this world besides physical strength and mental strength. Maybe What these people have is the power of other dimensions?"

Other imperial experts also opened their mouths to conduct professional analysis, "It is true. It is easy for us to regard this sacrificial process as superstition, but if we know the working principle of this power system, we may also discover the science in it, just like we didn't before. Do you think the existence of spiritual power is mysterious?"

First, it was driven by Ai Wen, and then it was the persuasion of the imperial players, which made the star thieves' unsteady hearts even more shaken.

But the root cause of their faltering is not just fear, but greed: Does the power of another dimension really exist? If they can master this power first, then...

There is also competition within Star Thief.

They got this opportunity, how could they let it go?

These star thieves were not ready to attack the aborigines for the time being, and now they want to keep them. Even if you want to kill, you have to master this power first.

The star thief headed began to try to communicate with Qiaoqiao and the others, "We, also repent, we will not hurt you, can we participate in the sacrifice?"

If Qiao Qiao and the others do not perform well, they will be sorry for the ladder handed over by the Empire players.

After the star thief repeated it several times, Qiao Qiao was like a primitive man who had just started to learn the interstellar language, and stumblingly said in the interstellar language: "But...you can."

Even the tone of voice is a little weird.

The star thieves couldn't help but marvel: the learning ability of these aborigines is quite strong!

Then, as the leader, Jojo jumped up and down with these star thieves.

Other "aboriginal" movements are not as skilled as Jojo. Of course, the explanation they gave was that Jojo was a "saint"-like character with stronger power.

Justified and convincing.

Of course, the fact is that this strange ritual dance is a mix of the radio gymnastics that Qiao Qiao learned from school, the gymnastics of Anna's mother, and the meditation of Lin Zhi's father.

Other people's imagination and ability to make up are not as strong as Qiao Qiao, so of course they can only follow Qiao Qiao to learn now.

Michael, who saw the clues: hello saint, goodbye saint.

Just by cooperating, he was so embarrassed that he wanted to dig out an empire with his toes. I really don't know how other people cooperated with Qiaoqiao seriously, so as not to laugh.

Lin Yifeng, who had just arrived and hid in the dark, looked at this strange scene and suspected that he had gone to the wrong studio: OK, as expected of a little old girl, he doesn't have to worry anymore.

Lin Yifeng's mission is to divert the attention of the imperial players and reduce their doubts about Qiaoqiao. After almost reaching his goal, he began to fish again.

As a result, he hadn't touched the fish for a while when the sound of fighting sounded behind him.

At that time, Lin Yifeng felt a shudder in his heart. Could it be that Qiao Qiao and their identities were seen through, and then they started fighting?

But listening to the source of the sound, it seems that it is not in the mine. But is he the only one outside the mine?

Lin Yifeng thought in confusion, and at the same time, he touched it quickly and found the existence of a third-party force.

It's just that by the time he passed, the imperial players were almost cleaned up by the star thieves, and Lin Yifeng didn't show up.

The special medicine injected by the star thieves into the empire players can keep people's brains awake, but they completely lose their ability to move, so they didn't even leave a single person left behind, and left those empire players outside.

After Lin Yifeng and the other star thieves had all left, he fed these players a healing medicine pill.

The imperial players expressed their gratitude one after another, and then they were about to rush into the mine. They were going to rescue His Royal Highness the Prince and other teammates!

However, Lin Yifeng held them down and said, "Lie down for me, I didn't let you die when I saved you."

"You rushed in like this. If Michael has become a hostage, people may tear up the votes directly when they see this situation."

"We're going to talk about tactics, so you just keep lying down and let them think you're still powerless, and then act on a whim... Oh, you're not very clever, then it's all right, you just follow my instructions and launch a fatal attack at that time. Just hit."

Lin Yifeng's words were a bit flat, but the imperial players had to admit that it seemed to be the truth: they had studied tactics for so many years, and they were not as good as Lin Yifeng, a layman. When it comes to playing tricks like this, listen to him.

So these people fell down again according to the previous posture.

Of course, they don't really need to pretend that the wooden people are motionless. Some people are responsible for letting the wind out, some people secretly pick their feet, and some people repeatedly study optical brain signals and try to contact the outside world.

Lin Yifeng sneaked into the mine, wanting to see how Qiao Qiao is now, which will determine whether he will crush directly or outsmart.

Then, he saw Jojo and the others who were having a good time.

How can you not bring him on such an interesting thing?

At the moment, Lin Yifeng was gearing up to cooperate with Qiaoqiao.

The people in the sacrificial ceremony were singing and dancing. At this moment, lightning flashes suddenly appeared in the center of the altar, so blinding that people could not open their eyes, and then the sacrifice in the center of the altar suddenly disappeared, as if the gods accepted it. offerings.

The star thieves couldn't help but shout: God, there is really a miracle!

Even the Imperial players almost forgot their situation: because compared with star thieves, this kind of miracle seems to be a little more rare.

Only Michael showed his life-long acting skills, hehehe in his heart, and at the same time he was surprised with everyone.

Lu Yan and others thought it was Qiao Qiao's doing, so they kept calm.

And the tacit understanding between Qiao Qiao and Lin Yifeng finally came online, she secretly showed a smile, this is the handwriting of her brother!

With the support of a "props group" like my brother, Qiao Da Huyou went online.

She stumblingly communicated with the star thieves, the eccentric interstellar lingo mingled with their own words at times.

After repeated exchanges for a long time, the star thieves got a piece of news that made them ecstatic: after the gods harvested the sacrifices, they would bless the power, but to obtain the power through another ceremony.

Michael said anxiously: "They are star thieves, they are bad people! They don't really repent at all! Don't believe them! Never put this kind of power in their hands!"

The star thief kicked Michael over and said sullenly: "Little Prince, I suggest that you better not spoil our good deeds."

Then he turned his head again, his tone was gentle, and he said to Jojo, "We also came with peace and sincerity, we just had a personal conflict with them, so they slandered us. We also want such power, We are willing to exchange more powerful technology."

The star thieves rushed up to subdue Michael and others, and injected the medicine.

Michael pretended to resist, and was successfully subdued by the star thief. There were other imperial players who wanted to fight hard, but they were secretly pulled by Michael: Don't work too hard when acting, save some energy in case it's useful for a while?

Although the imperial players were a little puzzled, at this time, they still believed Michael's judgment, and they rowed along.

The star thieves didn't notice anything unusual, because their plans had been going smoothly since they started on this planet.

The dishes of Michael and others made them a little proud: their strength is really strong.

After solving the imperial players, they took the initiative to lay down their weapons on these aborigines, proving their sincerity, "We, peace."

The Aboriginal people seem to have finally taken their word for it and let them follow.

She said, "Arms, no, God, wrath."

The star thieves still had doubts in their hearts, but Qiao Qiao was willing to walk in the front and hand over his back to them calmly, but it made the star thieves a little relieved and followed Qiao Qiao suspiciously.

Of course, although they seem to lay down their weapons, they are still on alert, and they will attack at the slightest disturbance.

Jojo didn't seem to realize this at all. She sang generously and asked them to follow her dance steps to greet the gods. She led them around the mine in a large circle, and then led everyone back to the altar.

Along the way, there is no danger.

Jojo returned to the altar, lying in the middle position, his gestures twisted and crossed strangely. Then the entire altar lit up, and her hand also lit up with a strange light, as if a steady stream of energy was being transmitted to her hand.

The imperial players such as Michael were speechless.

If there were people who didn't know what was going on before, then Qiao Qiao took the star thief out, and when Lin Yifeng slipped in to set up the altar, they should have understood: Sao or you are Sao!

But the star thieves don't know, their vigilance has been pulled to a minimum along the way, coupled with the desire for strength, they have lowered their vigilance, imitating Qiaoqiao's movements one by one, lying on the altar , with weird gestures, and then, light gradually emerged from them.

No one on the E2 planet knows that the outside world is already frying.

Because a few minutes ago, the live broadcast camera was repaired, but everyone saw that on the big screen, it was not the figure of the contestant, but the star thief Chen Xiaofeng who ranked first on the interstellar wanted list! That is, the boss of Xiaofeng Star Thief Group!

He looked like an elegant middle-aged man, and said the most terrifying words with a smile to the camera, "I think no one should not know me, so I will omit the self-introduction. I, Chen Xiaofeng, will be in the E galaxy. Build a free country, everyone is welcome to join.”

"The Federation and the Empire are controlled by a group of bullies, and you will never be able to gain freedom and equality. It's like this league has already happened, but as ordinary people, you don't even have the right to know. Think about it. Do you want to know how the players on the field are?"

"They are all excellent, and I don't want to let them die like this, but those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish. Well, let's see if these young players are aware of the current affairs."

The whole planet was in an uproar.

The communication between the various departments of the empire and the federation has been blown up, and the barrage has also grown exponentially. The ever-smooth StarNet actually has a lag: What the **** is Chen Xiaofeng talking about? !

What about the jury and the perimeter rescuers? Give an answer quickly!

The camera stuck several times, and gradually recovered to the picture of planet E2.

Then, they saw an impressive scene: a group of star thieves were lying on a strange platform with strange lights on their bodies. The scene was very quiet, like a group spa scene.

Audience: Sorry to disturb you.

As far as the IQ level of this star thief is concerned, probably there is not much need to worry about safety issues, right?