My wife comes from heaven

A talking dog;

A long sword that appears out of thin air.

Everything was smashed. Mucheng's understanding of the world.

Seeing YunRuo wrestling with the yellow dog again, he immediately bent down and picked up the long sword on the ground after a short period of consternation.

If this man and dog are allowed to fight again, all the furniture in the living room will suffer.

These furniture are owned by the landlord. Both parties have signed a contract. If they are damaged, they should compensate the original price.

The tea table is ruined, which has made Mucheng lose more than 1000 yuan for nothing.

He couldn't bear any more blows.

"Stop it!"

Mu Cheng roared, and the man and dog in front of him stopped immediately.

After taking a deep breath, Mucheng sat on the sofa.

Under the threat of the long sword in his hand, Yun Ruo and the Yellow haired dog sat side by side on the floor in front of him.

There was a silence.

After fighting between heaven and man, Mu Cheng points his long sword at Yun Ruo:

"I ask you, everything you said to me before, including what heaven, what divine power... Are all true?"

Yun Ruo pursed his mouth and nodded.

You're from heaven. You look so beautiful. Fairies come down to earth?

Mu Cheng digested hard and then pointed his long sword at the Yellow haired dog:

"So, are you really a dog?"

The Yellow haired dog covered his red and swollen face and nodded.

Can dogs talk?

Mu Cheng saw it with his own eyes.

But his childhood education and his inherent understanding of the world did not support him to accept this fact.

He could not refute.

After another battle between heaven and man, Mu Cheng pointed his long sword at Yun Ruo again:

"So what you said earlier about the ability to make wishes and vows is also true?"

"Really."

"If I don't finish 'live handstand swallowing sword' in five days, I will be killed by five thunder?"

"Do you see a golden lightning mark on your right wrist?"

Mu Cheng immediately pulled up his sleeves when he heard the speech.

On the right wrist, there is really a golden lightning mark!

Yun Ruo continued:

"As soon as the power of the oath takes effect, thunder robbery marks of different attributes will appear on the right wrist of the swearing person.

"Gold stands for 'golden thunder'. Every day after that, there will be one more mark of lightning.

"Once the five marks appear, it is the time for the five thunder to come."

Mu Cheng: "

When he was stunned, there was still a trace of happiness in his heart.

When he set up the flag, he almost said the oath as live handstand shit.

When you think about it, it's not much better to live handstand and swallow sword.

Speaking of swords, he has one in his hand now.

It came out of thin air.

Mu Cheng suddenly realized that when he held the snow-white sword, there would be an inexplicably powerful force surging in his body.

He hurriedly looked at Xiang YunRuo and asked:

"What's the matter with this sword? Why did it appear in my hand out of thin air?"

"This is a soul sword, which is made of the divine power in your body."

"Soul sword... Why does your divine power appear on me?"

"Because..."

YunRuo bowed his head and meditated for a few seconds, looked at Mu Cheng and said:

"Not long ago, I wanted to go back to Tianwaitian. I suddenly fainted during the flight.

"After I fell from the sky, I accidentally killed you."

Hearing this, Mu Cheng was stunned and seemed to think of something.

Yun Ruo continued:

"I can't bear to smash you to death for no reason. I intend to save you with some magic power through soul sword. As a result..."

"What's the result?"

"As a result, all the divine power in my body was sucked away by you in an instant!"

"Why?"

"I'm also very confused."

"This......" Mu Cheng remembered now.

The picture I saw at that time was neither an illusion nor a dream

It's all true!

The only difference is that the person who hit himself is not jumping off a building.

But a fairy fell from the sky.

That's ridiculous.

What's more absurd is that Mucheng still believes it himself.

The facts were in front of him, and he had to believe them.

After digesting this information, Mucheng continued to ask:

"So, you have no divine power now and can't go back to heaven?"

"Yes."

The Yellow haired dog sat quietly and rubbed his face. When he heard that Yun Ruo had no power, the corners of his mouth couldn't help raising a cunning smile.

It was well concealed, but it was acutely captured by Mucheng.

Thinking of the dog shit at the door of his house, Mu Cheng suddenly reacted and immediately pointed his long sword at the Yellow haired dog:

"I ask you, did you pull that shit by the road before?"

The Yellow haired dog God was stunned and nodded reluctantly.

The hatred in Mucheng's heart.

If it hadn't been for that shit, he wouldn't have stopped and wouldn't have been hit by the cloud;

If the cloud, it will not lose its divine power to save itself;

He will not be entangled by YunRuo now;

He would not be shocked by this series of strange things

Naturally, he is now lying in bed and sleeping.

As a result

In front of this yellow haired dog, the culprit of all this, dare to laugh.

Mu Cheng couldn't swallow his breath without killing him. He immediately said to Yun Ruo:

"Yun Ruo, you have great strength. Please punch it in the face again."

"Ouch!"

With a scream, another bag as big as steamed bread appeared on the yellow dog's face.

Mu Cheng was stunned.

Just because he was angry and wanted to teach the Yellow haired dog a lesson, he accidentally told his heart.

As a result, YunRuo did it!

After coughing slightly, Mu Cheng continued:

"Yun Ruo, you said before, 'worship and get married' can get back divine power, isn't it true?"

YunRuo looked up at Mucheng, then blushed, lowered his head and said "um" gently.

Mu Cheng was a little embarrassed by her sudden blush and immediately shifted his eyes.

After understanding the whole story, YunRuo's previous series of strange words and deeds can now be explained.

She is not a sophomore neuropathy, but she has just come to the world, lacks relevant cognition and doesn't understand human sophistication.

I just don't know where she learned the second disease of "I kissed you, you are my person".

After stabilizing his mood, Mucheng continued to ask:

"Is it OK to just 'worship and get married'?"

Cloud if lowered his head to think, then nodded, "it should be OK."

"Should..."

I don't know why, after Mu Cheng heard the speech, he suddenly felt a little regret and happiness in his heart.

What should I do after marriage?

Into the bridal chamber.

Can you not regret it?

Mucheng is glad that he doesn't have to "send it to his bridal chamber".

If cloud is really a fairy in the sky, will her parents be the legendary Jade Emperor and queen mother?

If they know that they slept with their daughter, the consequences

It must be worse than five thunders.

The first task now is to quickly return the divine power that does not belong to you to YunRuo.

Although a little reluctant, it's better than staying and waiting for death.

If the divine power is returned, there may be no need to perform the fatal oath of "live handstand swallowing sword".

Mu Cheng's mother and fetus have been single for 27 years and haven't even touched a girl's hand.

Suddenly, he was going to marry a strange woman.

The reason is also inexplicable.

What's more sad is that he can't refuse this marriage without any feelings.

Hey ~ ~

With a dark sigh, Mu Cheng said seriously:

"Don't worry, we'll get married tomorrow. It's too late to prepare a lot of things."

"Yes."

If the cloud lowered his head, he gently answered.

Get married... The Yellow haired dog looks confused.

His eyes lingered on Mu Cheng and Yun Ruo.

As a real single dog, he hates others and shows his love in front of himself.

Pooh!

Dog men and women!

With a dark scold, the yellow dog quietly got up and planned to run away while the two people were not paying attention.

But as soon as the body moved, a long sword with cold light appeared in front of it.

"Want to run?"