My Wife Is A Ghost Exorciser

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He turned to look at Song Yan wanting to share his doubts about her father but as soon as he opened his mouth, the ringtone of his phone filled the space of the car. Worried that he will wake up, Fu Chen—- Fu Yu Sheng immediately answered the call via Bluetooth, " What is it? Didn't I tell you that I am busy today and I do not wish to be disturbed so why are you calling me now, Rong'er?"

The number displayed on the cellphone was Fu Rong and when Fu Yu Sheng was answering the call he did take a glance at his phone that was lying on the dashboard. " Don't tell me you are back to your old habits again?"

This wasn't the first time Fu Rong interrupted his alone time with Song Yan, she has done it many times before. There was one time she banged on their bedroom door complaining that she was having stomachache because of the food that Song Yan cooked and demanded that he took her to the doctor in the middle of the night, Fu Yu Sheng of course shoved her to Fu Yu Shen and gave her a tongue lashing about how she should be respecting her sister in law.

" No, I am not —- I did not call you because I want to disturb you second brother," Fu Rong who had to call Fu Yu Sheng out of emergency, felt so wronged that she wanted to cry. She didn't call her brother because she wanted to disturb him all right? She too had no other choice! If possible she would have done anything but call her second brother when he was on a date with her second sister-in-law. " I didn't want to call you but it's an emergency and I cannot take care of it, second brother…please come home and see what happened to third brother."

Fu Yu Sheng's brows furrowed as he shot a glance at Song Yan who raised a brow and then lowered his voice as he asked, " Yu Shen? What happened to that idiot? I am telling you if this is a prank that you two are pulling together to get me back home and end my day in a hurry, I swear I will send you to boarding school Fu Rong and have you repeat the school education since you are no good in college anyway and as for Yu Shen, I have heard there are excellent diamond mines in Africa, I swear I will send Yu Shen to mine those diamonds from the scratch! You hear me?"

Though Fu Yu Sheng was hissing in his Bluetooth because of her Yin cultivation, Song Yan was able to hear everything that he was saying. When she heard that something happened to Fu Yu Shen, her brows raised and a sly smirk curled her lips—— now this was going to be fun, she was looking forward to making this idiot grovel in front of her and Chen Chen, now that the opportunity has finally come, she was going to take proper care of it.

" I swear I am not trying to make a fuss, second brother," Fu Rong answered with desperation in her voice, how she wished she and third brother didn't cause so much trouble for their second brother then he wouldn't be doubting her like this, but there was nothing that she could do about it now. What she had done in the past could not be changed now just because she wished that it did, now all she can do was to make her second brother believe her or else, they have to hold a funeral in the evening. " I am saying the truth, I swear! I swear to God——"

" Don't swear to God," said Fu Yu Sheng sharply. " You have falsely sworn on the name of God so many times that if the Gods weren't immortal, they would have died several deaths by now. Swear on someone else, someone I can believe in,"

" I swear on the name of grandpa, all right?" As she heard a low thump from inside the room across which she was standing Fu Rong hurriedly swore, though they fought a lot with their grandfather, all of the Fu siblings respected Old master Fu the most since he was the one who raised them after their parents were gone. " Will you trust me now?"

"Say what happened?" Fu Yu Sheng knew that Fu Rong would never fake swear on the name of their grandfather, so he suppressed his suspicions and asked, " What's wrong with Yu Shen?"

" Its … I don't know what happened to third brother, he was fine till yesterday night and then he said——-" Fu Rong paused just in time if she told her second brother that her third brother went to Ji Haoyu's party then he will leave third brother to suffer and while it was fine for them to do so, Fu Rong was worried that she will have to take care of her third brother until then, she didn't want to do it! So, she swallowed her words back and changed her tune, " that he needed to go to a party, I asked him where he was going but he didn't tell me, in the end, I just —— I could only let him go, you know how he is, second brother and then he returned late at night drunk as a skunk. It was nothing new so—-"

Her words were cut off by a loud bang as Fu Yu Shen shouted, " There is a ghost! Rong Rong! Open the door, there is a ghost staring at me, she is going to kill me open the door or I am going to die!"

" Shut up! As long as you don't untie your hands and start choking yourself you will be fine!" yelled Fu Rong at the door before she turned her attention back to the phone's speaker and said, "It's been like this since last night, second brother please come home.. third brother has tried to kill himself three times already and I stopped him but I worry that I won't be able to take care of him anymore."

There were sounds of someone gagging and Fu Rong shouted, " Jesus! You are such an idiot!" And then the line was cut off.

Fu Yu Sheng blinked his eyes as he listened to the beeps of the dead line as he said, " Yan'er…"

" Nope," before he could finish what he was saying Song Yan refused at once. " You might not know how much that brat troubled me, so I am not going to help him, even if he sucks on my non-existent d*ck."

Silence fell in the car and when Fu Yu Sheng didn't say anything she chuckled as she tilted her head and asked, " Mad?"

"No," answered Fu Yu Sheng while tapping on the steering wheel. " I was just thinking that if you had a non-existent d*ck then I should be the one doing the sucking right?"