My Wife Is A Ghost Exorciser

Fu Yu Sheng looked down at his brother who was lying on the floor with his hand cupping his left cheek, looking as stunned as ever like he couldn't believe that something like what just happened, really befell him. But Fu Yu Sheng wasn't done, he crouched down and threateningly said, " If I don't see you getting up and walking back to your room this very second, I will pack you up in a suitcase and stamp the address of country A with a tool kit used for digging and leave you to mine those valuable diamonds for me, you get it? That too without your precious smartphone, so get up and get in your bed for me!"

Fu Yu Shen who was slapped to the floor literally stared at his brother who was sporting devil horns and then looked at the bleeding woman behind him and after much consideration he got to his feet and then walked inside his room ignoring the ghost woman. Compared to his brother who was like a sadistic devil in human skin, he was willing to take on the ghost woman, at least she wouldn't send him to another country to mine for diamonds with a chisel and hammer.

" Bring a rope and a lock, it would be better if you can bring me a handcuff," said Fu Yu Sheng as he turned to look at the old butler who hurriedly nodded and obliged, " As you wish, second master."

And then with a speed and agility too good for someone his age, he rushed down the stairs and was long gone before anyone could stop him, Fu Rong who saw the proceedings happening in front of her one after another, felt her mouth drop open as she looked at her brother who was pulling his rolled sleeves back down. " Second brother, you slapped third brother?"

That was an available option?

Fu Yu Sheng raised his brow and then looked around before speaking in a monotonous voice, " Do you think there was any other option or do were you liking it better while holding that slippery leech from jumping?"

Of course, there wasn't, Fu Yu Shen was so hysterical that he was simply too scared to listen to anything, slapping him awake was the only way and that too being slapped awake by second brother himself was the only option for them to bring Fu Yu Shen back.

So, even if she thought that the entire act was simply too barbaric, Fu Rong had no other choice but to agree with her second brother. Slapping was indeed the correct option.

A minute ticked by and the Old butler came rushing back up carrying what looked like a pink canary in his hands but that was until they both saw what it was and Fu Yu Sheng who couldn't believe his eyes pinched the space between his eyes and said, " Please say you didn't find that thing lying in our house somewhere."

Disappointment weighed heavily in his voice as he looked at Fu Rong and asked, "It's not yours, is it?"

" No..No.. of course not, I ..you know I am not like that second brother," Fu Rong sputtered, she might be a punk chic but she wasn't going to do something like moving to the third base without a wedding band on her finger and that too in such a hardcore manner.

" Its third master's," said the old butler magnificently beaming with a smile. "I found it lying in the old carton box that was carried to the store room in the year-end cleaning, never thought it will come in handy but looks like it did."

Fu Yu Sheng breathed hard as he took the pink fluffy handcuffs in his hands and poked his tongue in the back of his cheek. " This guy will one day die a death of a dog, why is he even getting worried about a ghost? He should be worried about getting unmentionable diseases!"

Fu Rong stayed silent as she stood next to her second brother, it was a good thing that her third brother was not in his correct state of mind or else her second brother would have beaten him until he was half dead. But that didn't mean he wouldn't teach third brother a lesson once he gets well.

Shesucked in a huge gulp of breath as she silently lit a candle for her third brother in her heart and swore that she will right 'F' under every post of his once he was gone.

Fu Yu Sheng didn't know what was going on in the head of his little sister, instead, he walked in and ordered, " press him down, hold his hands to the bedpost of the bed."

"Second brother, wait…wait ..what are you doing?" Fu Yu Shen shrieked, he didn't know how it happened and why it happened, he was lying silently on the bed even though the ghost woman was pressing right against his bed shouting shrilly about how he was a murderer and needed to pay with his blood for the loss of her child, so how come, he was suddenly being held down? Wasn't he a good boy for like two whole minutes? That was a freaking record on his part, come on!

But no one listened to a thing he has to say, he was pulled down by The old butler whom he couldn't push down no matter how hard he tried and as his entire weight was pressed on the bed, Fu Yu Shen couldn't help but ask, " Old Ke, are you hitting the gym or what?"

" Haha, third master sure knows how to joke," said the Old butler as he pressed Fu Yu Shen down and then held his wrist up to the bedpost before Fu Yu Sheng crossed the bedside and tied the handcuff around his wrist with one end and cuffed the other end on the bedpost before retreating back and crossing his hands in the front. " So, do you mind telling me where you were yesterday night? I remember telling you to finish up the report that was due last year but hasn't been done till now, where is it?"