My Wife Is A Ghost Exorciser

Everyone was stunned when they heard the sound of something exploding but as soon as they heard Song Yan's words followed by the smell that was so nasty that they felt the hair in their nostrils burn, almost all the guests who were there to celebrate the old master Fu's birthday took several steps back, even Master Ning and Ning Ying did not care to show any respect to the young lady whose fragile ego has taken a blow and covered their noses.

Fu Qingyuan who was the centre of everyone's contemptuous gazes and disgusted sneers was so anxious that she was hopping on the spot like an ant on a hot pot, however, no matter how much she hopped there was nothing that she could do —— in fact the more anxious she got the more her bowels and bladder got loose.

One side would release hot air while the other side would release yellow liquid, together the two of them played a symphony causing many guests to turn on their heels and run out of the banquet hall.

Old master Fu who was already really upset with the third branch was so enraged that he wished he could break off his relationship with the third branch and renounce them on the spot but because he was so disgusted by the smell that he did not even dare to open his mouth, he could only cover his nose and mouth with his sleeves while making frantic movements for the guards to take Fu Qingyuan away who was like a giant beast with loose bowels creating a mess at the very spot where she was standing.

Even the bodyguards did not want to get close to Fu Qingyuan but seeing that their boss was looking at them and was waiting for them to drag the young miss away, they could only cover their noses and walk over to where Fu Qingyuan was standing.

Either the curse that Song Yan used on Fu Qingyuan was too effective or Fu Qingyuan was still cursing Fu Rong and the Fu family in this state but her condition only got worse and worse, as soon as she was caught by the bodyguards and was dragged out of the banquet hall she released another big cloud of hot air followed by another pile of mess that kept dripping down her legs as she was dragged out.

The guests who were in the banquet hall all gagged and Third Aunt Fu screamed as she chased after her daughter.

Even though Third Uncle Fu was stone-faced, he still chased after his family together with his son but while he was walking after the wailing Third Aunt Fu and the cursing Fu Qingyuan, he bumped into Chu Lian. When Song Yan saw that Third Uncle Fu bumped into Chu Lian, her eyes lit up because as soon as the two bumped into each other Third Uncle Fu slipped on the mess that was left behind by Fu Qingyuan because of the bad luck talisman that was stuck at the back of Chu Lian.

Because he was not the recipient of the bad luck talisman, he only slipped and fell on his back but because he was too old, the fall that he received turned out to be so bad that he broke his back.

Third Uncle Fu let out a scream but there was someone who screamed louder than him, it was none other than Chu Lian who was the recipient of the bad luck talisman. She did not know what happened, all she knew was that she was calmly standing at the side when she suddenly felt someone drag her down with them and the next thing she knew, her face was smashed into something smelly and yellow thing—— it was only later on did she realise that her face was in fact smashed straight into Fu Qingyuan's hot mess.

She wanted to get up and wipe her face off, in fact, she wanted to wash it with acid but before she could do that, the huge statue that was behind her suddenly gave itself away and fell on top of her.

Chu Lian did not expect herself to be this unlucky, she has always been the recipient of good luck thanks to Song Yan's mother and always stayed in the limelight for all the good reasons. This was her first time suffering like this, being embarrassed by falling into a smelly mess like this was humiliating enough but when she saw that the statue was going to fall on top of her, she was so scared that she was scared out of her wits. Her whole body trembled and her lips turned white of course no one was able to see it with her new makeover.

Someone heroic enough wanted to drag Chu Lian away because this mess had nothing to do with Chu Lian but they were too far away, all of the guests could only watch the statue fall on top of Chu Lian since neither of them was the recipient of the bad luck talisman. Chu Lian wanted to roll over but the floor under was wet and slippery because of the mess that Fu Qingyuan left behind, in the end, both she and Third Uncle Fu were buried under the statue, while Chu Lian's waist was smashed by the statue,  third uncle Fu's legs got under the face of the statue causing an ugly sound of bones breaking echo in the banquet hall.

Seeing the third uncle and Chu Lian suffer because of the bad luck talisman, Song Yan was really happy. She did not expect that she would be this lucky but then she noticed the gazes of some people  who were looking at her and then saw that the entire Fu family was looking at her with a hint of exasperation and doting in their eyes even the Old master Fu did not have any anger on his face, he was just looking at Song Yan with a helpless gaze while Fu Yu Sheng's lips were curled into a doting smile as he asked, " Did you have fun?"

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