My Wife is From a Thousand Years Ago

  Chapter 224 The stupidest person in the family (thanks to the leader of Jhin^)

  Looking at the date in the lower right corner of the computer, Xu Qing suddenly realized that Jiang He had been here for a year immediately.

  It’s July 30th, and half a month later, it will be exactly one year, 365 days.

   Really unknowingly...

  Xu Qing sighed and looked at Jiang He, who was already self-studying junior high school knowledge over there, and changed a few grappling gestures in his hand.

  One year passed, much faster than the plan he had prepared for Jiang He.

  Originally intended to spend more than a year to get acquainted with, to integrate into the society normally, and then to receive a targeted modern education. As a result, because of the Internet, Jiang He's integration process is the same as flying.

  Not only learn to play games and make friends, but also learn to watch movies and play Little Butter...

  Heh, woman.

  Thinking about it from the perspective of her boyfriend, it seems that I haven't given a present in a serious way.

  Before, Jiang He had to rely on him for life. No matter what she gave, she owed it to her. There was no surprise, but pressure, like warming a baby. Later, the plush bear was also given to her by playing darts.

  Now she also has her own income, which is considered semi-independent.

  It's a year right now, so I have to think about it.

   Picking up the phone and preparing to open a certain treasure, there was an unread message from Qin Hao on it. Xu Qing clicked and looked at it. A heavily armed black-faced fat man appeared on the screen with a big face smiling like a fool.

   "Is this handsome? Isn't that handsome? Does it look like Qin Qiong?!"

  Qin Hao talked, banging on his chest, holding his head up and banging like a big cock.

  It's almost like Yuchigong...

  Xu Qing vomited and showed Jiang He with his mobile phone: "Does this fool look like your second master?"

   "The second master is not so short."

   "Hey."

  The armor made by Qin Mao was larger than his one, and the hoop was one size larger. It has only just been completed now, and it was probably done tonight, and then Qin Hao rushed into it to show off.

  The figures of the father and son are quite different. Qin Maocai has a big frame, and Qin Hao is short and sturdy. This big armor is put on Qin Hao, which is more heavy than Xu Qing's.

  "May I help you make a skirt?" Xu Qing said to Jiang He, remembering that the hoop was not used up and there were some left.

   "What's the use of skirts? Is it to prevent others from cutting my legs?" Jiang He glanced at him contemptuously, "And how to wear skirts? So heavy, they must fall down."

   "You can add two suspenders to turn into a suspender skirt."

  Xu Qing thought about Jiang He's appearance in the suspender skirt made of hoop, was amused, and then dismissed the idea.

   is to tease her, it is really stupid to make it.

   Scrolling through the group, the short videos and articles shared by Zhou Suzhi once again swiped the screen.

  "Do you want to change the group business card?" Xu Qing looked at the four people in the group and asked Jiang He.

  Xu Wenbin is nicknamed ‘the person who earns money at home’ and Zhou Suzhi is ‘the person who spends money at home’.

  He himself is a ‘slacker’, which Xu Wenbin installed for him.

  Only Jiang He, who even called her Qingwu to fly.

   "Why would you change this name?" Jiang He also took a look at the phone, she had long wanted to ask this question.

  "My mother was too busy to change it for her couple, and then my dad saw that I was not upset about the change, so he installed another one for me."

   "What am I going to change? It feels good... what it looks like."

   "It's stupid? The family is stupid and interesting, you can call it the stupidest person in the family." Xu Qing made suggestions to her, the stupidest person in the family...

   "I don't want to call that one!"

   Jiang He decisively refused, swiping his finger to open the short video shared by Zhou Suzhi, and a loud voice rang.

  "Drinks really can’t be drunk, don’t believe me, let’s do an experiment, put this paper in and stir, what will happen..."

   In the video, a woman speaks extremely fast. The picture shows a cup, put the drink into the paper, and take it out after stirring. The paper has changed color.

   "See? It's all pigments in it! Drink this every day..."

  ? ? ?

   Jiang He looked suspicious of life, as if he had been greatly impacted, and looked sideways at the refrigerator.

  In addition to cola and yogurt, there are also a few cans of red, green and green Fanta.

  "Don't look at those, lower IQ." Xu Qingdao.

  "What is pigment? Will it stain teeth green?"

   "No."

   "That..."

   "I don't know how many people drink this stuff. You don't believe in such a big food safety regulation, but you believe in an old lady...you have to read more."

   "Really?" Jiang He scratched his head, "How could it change color?"

  "The carrots and tomatoes you usually eat...I will buy a few kilograms of red pitaya and make sure that your pee is red."

  "……"

  Jiang He couldn’t help but clamp his legs, "I won’t eat!"

   After a while, she flicked her finger to the screen: "Since it is a fake, how can anyone believe it? Wouldn't you explain it to your mother?"

  Zhou Suzhi shared a lot of videos, just click on one of them, it’s all kind of grandiose style, eh...

   "My mother."

   "You won't give us... won't you explain it?"

   "My dad won't explain to her, she just needs to be happy."

Xu Qing flipped through the records and turned off the WeChat, and said, "If I ran to explain to her, I would be regarded as mentally retarded by both of them-my mother would think that I was stupid in reading if I couldn't explain it clearly, and she would become angry when I explained it. .

  My dad thinks I’m too stupid trying to explain this to my mom. "

  "……"

   Jiang He opened his mouth and had nothing to say.

  The night is sinking.

  At seven o'clock, Jiang He sat on the throne and began his journey to the duel arena.

  In the duel field, use the winning points to slowly update the equipment on the body. Now it is easier to fight, and slowly move towards 1700 points.

  After this month of precipitation, the number of fans has dropped as Xu Qing said, and it has now stabilized.

  Xu Qing waited for the end of the live broadcast, pulling her to fiddle with the soft sword, trying to make a good move. It looks like a martial arts style, which is convenient for recording videos and inserting advertisements.

   "You today..."

"Ok?"

   "It's okay."

   Jiang He shook his head, and after playing with the sword, let him practice there by himself, while taking a bath and preparing to sleep.

  When she said that she didn’t move over, it would be more comfortable for her to sleep on the big bed alone if she didn’t move over.

  I just wonder how this guy changed his temper?

  After saying good night, Jiang He lay on the bed, turned over and put the big bear behind his head, and tapped the phone.

  The sound of kicking and pedaling outside gradually disappeared, and then Xu Qing opened the door and came in after taking a shower.

   "Didn't you say you don't want to move over?!" Jiang He stared at him with anger, knowing he would not write.

   "I didn't move, the pillows and quilts are all over there."

  Xu Qing spread his hands, sat on the bedside and said: "I'm here to talk to you..."

  "The question of identity is very difficult. If it fails the first time, it will be more difficult later, so you have to prepare well the first time, you know?"

   "Yeah, I know." Jiang He knew this a long time ago. It was because the difficulty would increase if it failed the first time, so Xu Qing cautiously wanted to prepare adequately.

   "I'm just afraid that you are anxious. Actually, there is no need to use identity right now. We just need to prepare with peace of mind. Now in this community, you are quite familiar with it..."

Xu Qing slowly leaned back on the bed, leaned close to Jiang He, and slowly said: "That Aunt Cheng and Xiaoyan, they are strong evidence. After this year, you will have spent two Spring Festivals here. After the memory fades. Others will have a general impression that they have lived here for a long time, especially the two of them, knowing that I just chased you for several years, and then you moved over.

  There is also the outer sky eye. I don’t know if it will be covered. Anyway, what happened to you suddenly has been wiped out. Now I am not afraid of police investigation. This is a big improvement..."

   Jiang He listened carefully to the plan he was talking about, and couldn't help nodding. After a while, she heard Xu Qing say turn off the light. She reached out and pressed the light off and retracted into the bed, only to feel that something was wrong.

   "Why are you still here?"

   "I'm sleepy, good night."

  Xu Qing hugged her without letting go, arched her head a few times, closed her eyes and pretended to sleep.

  "……"

   Jiang He shook his fist, opened his eyes in the dark and quieted for a while, trying to put his hand on his back.

  Warm humanoid bear.

"good night."

  (End of this chapter)