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Chapter 22 - The Pervert's Coloring Book

What's this book about? Pao-yü opened the book of the Dao of Flow and saw that it was about swallowing pills and serving sand, making magic tools, and so on.

In his mind, he immediately remembered that Jia Jing would die from taking pills in the future.

It fell to the ground with a bang. Taking sand and swallowing gold is too dangerous to do on your own! You'd better persuade him to give up such a dangerous hobby sometime!

The guy who gave up two Dao books in a row cautiously picked up the "Jing" door Dao book. It is about purity and inaction, meditation, chanting sutras and praying to the Buddha, through a long and painstaking cultivation to understand the principles of heaven and earth, so as to achieve the righteousness.

Holy shit! Is this still a human job? It's not a "feat" to do the hard work, and it's worse than death to face a lifetime of green lanterns and wooden fish.

Under the influence of the mysterious idea of the "Psychic Jewel" and the nature of the Jewel, he is left with the last book of Taoism...

The law of "movement".

Bao Yu mood nervous palms together shish heaven begging, hoping that this book suitable for themselves, or this can really be into the treasure mountain and empty back.

He slowly flipped open the "moving" door dao book, and saw that it was full of diagrams of male and female intercourse, and four big words - yin and yang and harmony!

"Haha...," treasured in his heart, laughing uproariously, this is great, he loves it so much! The way of movement - this "movement"

So it's bed sports, hehe....

Just as the "shameless" guy was salivating to take it into his arms, the previous thought came back - this is also an inferior method, which is useless to practice!

As if pouring cold water on her head, Pao-Yü put it back on the table in frustration; before she could withdraw her big hand, the idea of "Shi Yu" came to her mind - whether it was useful or not, it was better to like it than to get nothing anyway! With a large hand, the "moving" door book returned to his hand.

"Mo Ming idea" immediately wielded to kill, "Shi Yu nature" stubbornly resisted, Bao Yu mind suddenly plunged into the battle between heaven and earth, sometimes loose and sometimes tight, contradictory moods, and finally even red face, face distorted, mind in the two consciousness of the entanglement of the vicious fight to a burst of severe pain.

"Ah! "Jewel cried out with her hands on her head, but the two ideas in her head were fighting it out.

In the "Taixu Fantasy Realm" that Bao Yu had dreamt of many times, the magnificent Guanyin, looking at Bao Yu in the "Xuanguang Mirror", paused on the ground and said to herself, "Is it the will of God to make the Does 'Goku' practice side-tracking? Although 'Yin and Yang Harmony' is a Hinayana method, could it be related to the ultimate power of Yin and Yang? "

"Alas?! "I hope the 'Wukong' doesn't just fall into the lusts of the world and can't escape, is this the way to understand yin and yang? "

Guanyin waved her hand, and the "Xuan Guang Mirror" dissipated into the void, and she immediately withdrew the immortal power that affected Pao-Yü's thoughts.

The mind was suddenly clear, the pain disappeared, and the return to normal didn't concern Bao Yu, who just smiled and looked at the book in his hands.

He muttered to himself, "It's not easy to get you, and the pain you just caused was you testing me by casting a spell, too! Don't worry, my resolve is firm, my future 'sex' life depends on you! "

Within the quiet room, a half-witted, half-dumb teenager was holding a book in his hand, with green eyes, and talking to himself in a demented way, really pathetic!

"Second Master, you're out! "Pao-yü had just stepped out of the room when the gentle soft words of her assailant came in her ears, "It's almost noon, let's go back! If Madam finds out you're sneaking out, she'll be scolded again! "

"Well! "The mood of excitement, Bao Yu did not pay attention to the girl's eyes and eyebrows of the strand of love, just anxious to return home quickly and properly consult the "good book".

The two of them share a horse and go away, carrying a happy-looking young girl who disappears within the view of the sending priests.

Back at the Jia residence, Baoyu had just had lunch when Jin Chuan'er came to send word that Madam Wang wanted Baoyu to go over.

I've heard that the rules of a large family are very strict, and I have the impression that "Jia Baoyu" was almost killed by his father! I'm not going to be lynched too, am I?

The first step is to find out what is going on in the world's largest and most beautiful city, and to find out what is going on in the world's most beautiful city.

"Kushiro-san, just tell me what my mother wants from me, okay? "The two of them walked out of the door of the "YEE HUNG YIHONG YIHONG YIHONG YI".

But the young girl did not appreciate, jade face a frosty, small hand shake, free from the tug of the Bao Yu, but the footsteps quietly deviated from the right path, to the forest path.

"Good sister, who has angered you, tell me and I'll give you an out! "Jewel looked roguishly close behind the young girl and swore an oath of assurance on her chest.

"Second Master Bao, don't call me nonsense, I'm just a slave girl, I don't dare to be your 'good sister', you'd better go back to calling you 'Sister Hua'! "Golden Kushiel walked to the thick of the woods, her feet pounded and sat heavily on the clean stone bench, her eyes already red before the words were out of her mouth.

The experienced Pao-yü was dumbfounded at the sight and finally realized that the maiden was jealous! The first time I was in the room, I thought I'd see you there.

Chapter 23 - The Second Truth

The first thing you need to do is to take a look at the newest addition to your home, the newest addition to your home, the newest addition to your home. "

The young girl listened to Baoyu's low words, her heart could not help but be sore, her eyes a surge of tears, silent sobbing, slightly dissatisfied with the retort: "I know you also understand my heart, as long as you do not think I'm cheap, I only identified you in this life, but why did you these days not even give me a letter? I don't understand you! "

She was a little neglectful these days, but it was her own fault after all, even though there was a reason for it.

I'm not going to be able to do anything about it," she said. Why don't you hit me a few times to take it out on me, okay? "

Understanding the complexities of the young girl's mind, Bao Yu embraced her tightly, using her own strong arms to bring a strong confidence to Kushiro. The two of them embraced each other silently, with no sweet words like honey, no fancy whispers, just strands of love bursting out of their hearts, weaving together in the void, and finally weaving a perfect "net of love" that would net both the Jade and the Gold Chuan Er at the same time, for the rest of their lives.

The second woman in his life that he has fallen in love with, the warmth in his heart, the hot stream of passion constantly impacted the dike of his sanity, under the pull of true love, his hot lips slowly approach the red sandalwood mouth of the girl.

The first time I saw her, I thought I was going to have to do something about it," she said.

The hot breath is clearly audible, and the sea of love in the heart of the Golden Chuan Er is tumbling, as the ten fingers of the jade hand grip the arms of the precious jade, and the red lips are slightly open, exhaling the burning fire that fills the heart.

Just as the heavenly thunder was about to hook the earth's fire, a crisp scream broke the duo's good fortune.

"Ah! Uncle, what are you doing? "From behind a cluster of flowers, a bright-eyed, twelve- or three-year-old girl emerged, looking curiously and confusedly at Jade and Kushiro.

The two who were crashed into the good news were unable to react for a moment and just stared at the little girl who appeared out of nowhere, dumbfounded and speechless.

"Yikes! "A moment later, a scream of alarm from the Golden Kushion was sharp, and her manly body turned to flee.

At the same time sobered up, Bao Yu did not take it too seriously, such things in the twenty-first century is already a child's play! He grabbed Kushiro's panicked jade hand and whispered, "What are you afraid of? Who is this little girl? "

The embarrassed maiden was shy and uneasy and petulant, "Let go! How can you not recognize her? She is the daughter of Feng's second grandmother, Qiao Qiao, what will happen if your wife hears about this? " the girl said as she strained to free herself from Jewel's large hand.

"Don't be afraid, I have everything! I'll never let you get hurt in the slightest! "Pao-yü, in a low but firm voice, comforted Jin Chuan'er, "Wait outside, I'll go with you to see mother later on! "

The first thing I noticed was the fact that there was a lot of people in the area who were not able to get to know each other, but they were able to get to know each other better. "

"Silly girl, it would have been my fault! "Jewel's tender hand tightened, "Then go home! When the time comes, I'll ask my mother for you to come to my room, okay? "

"Well! "Golden Kushion's jade face was covered with red clouds, infinitely happy and deeply looked at Bao Yu, put down all the baggage of her heart, and cheerfully walked out of the grove.

"Uncle, are you done talking yet? "Qiao kept her bright eyes open, looking at the two of them curiously.

The original anger in Bao Yu's heart dissipated when he saw the innocence of the little girl, and how many people in the world could cruelly blame her for such a lovely face with pink makeup and jade? And she's Phoenix's daughter!

"Qiao Qiao, why did you come here alone? "Even though Jewel is thick-skinned, she's a little embarrassed and has to blush slightly to find nothing to say.

The little girl's dark and bright eyes rolled, and her clear words were pleasant to the ear, "Does Second Uncle mean to blame me for not coming here? "

Pao-yü secretly lamented that she was truly worthy of being Phoenix's daughter! Though young, he was so eloquent. "I don't think so," said Baoyu, "but the bright and charming face of a beautiful woman unexpectedly appeared in her mind, and her charming eyes kept flashing in her mind if she had any feelings. "

"I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I think I'm going to be able to do that. "