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"With all due respect! "The Goddess of Mercy raised her hand to a height, and the vase grew in size; a powerful suction came out of the vase, sucking both herself and Shi Yu into the vase, and, propelled by the power of immortality, the vase moved with unimaginable speed towards the "Gate of Time and Space"."

Fly away.

A shaking, Shi Yu in the flight into the jade bottle when he woke up, opened his eyes just to shout "there are ghosts", but the eye is full of Gods and Buddhas eyeing the sky, the poor unfortunate guy can not help but scream again, "my mother! "

The moment he lost consciousness, he suddenly felt a strange sadness, but did he have parents who grew up in an orphanage?

Seeing the vase disappear inside the "Time Gate", all the gods and goddesses in the sky let out a sigh of relief, the first goal is finally achieved, then it depends on the unpredictable providence! Even Gods and Buddhas, they still cannot escape the fickle fate!

Just as the black hole begins to shrink to a diameter of a foot and is about to disappear, a shadow arrives in the sky with a ferocity exceeding the speed of light, and the "Ruyi Golden Hoopstick" enters the "tiny" black hole with a thousand rays of golden light.

The unconscious Shi Yu has a "weird" dream in which he is put into a bottle with a beautiful woman, and the "terrible" jade bottle rushes into a dark space, and then, with a bang, the jade bottle splits in half under the strong pressure.

An even more ridiculous dream appeared, "escape" out of the bottle, Shi Yu suddenly found himself out of the body, the dream he could not help but smiled in amusement, this is the legendary soul of the people!

He saw his body under endless pressure suddenly burst out of thousands of golden light, the golden light dissipated, the body disappeared, only one side of the crystal-clear exquisite jade stone appeared in front of him; the jade stone suddenly emitted a strong suction force, as a soul, he had been sucked into the jade stone without even screaming.

As Belinda's soul was sucked in, it was as if he saw the great beauty also being sucked into a large, golden iron rod.

"Heavens! What kind of 'dream' is this when you turn to stone? "The soul that was sucked into the jade stone only felt a blackness before its eyes and fell into a senseless death once again.

Fate is truly fickle! The goddess of mercy, who thought she was going to die, was miraculously saved by the sudden appearance of the golden staff just as her soul was about to fly away!

Chapter 5: Psychic Jade

In the luxurious mansion with heavy doors and stacked houses, deep mansions, and curved eaves, the maids, women and servants were busy making a mess, and the color of sadness and anxiety appeared on everyone's face.

A group of young and old women and young girls in beautiful dresses were gathered outside the door of the room, and from time to time there were sad and painful cries from inside the door, which reverberated in the vast courtyard, causing sadness to those who heard and tears to those who saw.

"Old lady, it's not good, the second grandmother has also gone mad! "In the midst of the confusion, a little girl rushed into the courtyard doorway and ran forward in a panic.

Before the old woman called "old lady" could open her mouth to rebuke, the crazy young woman with the cape had already rushed into the courtyard, wielding a cold, flickering steel knife, chasing people and splitting trees; the courtyard was in an even greater panic, with chickens flying and dogs jumping and dust flying.

"How can this be?! "The old lady, surrounded by a crowd of household servants, burst into tears, "What evil has our family done? I can't believe this is an invasion of evil spirits! "

"bang" sound, the door of the compartment was suddenly knocked open, the same cape crazy young man holding his head out of the door, the crowd was frightened out of their wits, have rushed to the young man; if something happens to the master they will be miserable to serve the servants!

"Quick, stop the Second Master! "Before the crowd could catch up with the crazy young man, he had already run to the crazy young woman's side. The red-eyed "second grandmother" madness, seeing the teenager rushed to the side, the shining steel knife raised high, fierce knife to the teenager's head.

"No! "The crowd shrieked in unison, and the old woman even more fainted from shock, as a group of women hurriedly picked her up, not knowing what to do!

Just as the blade was approaching, a magical change prevented the tragedy from happening. A multicolored glow emerges from the young man's chest, instantly enveloping the two men in a frenzy of dazzling light that blinds one's eyes, making it impossible to see the changes in the light.

A moment later, the glow disappeared, revealing the insane man and woman within, only to see the two lying quietly on the ground, their chests heaving, having fallen asleep.

"Second Master's precious jade is psychic! "The crowd cheered in unison, and some even got down on their knees in devotion to the "miracle."

Pray to the heavens.

"Hurry up and carry Yu'er into the room," a middle-aged beautiful woman with an air of wealth and nobility stroked the young man's cheeks with concern, her words faintly trailed off, and after some hesitation, she said, "Carry the second young grandmother into the room as well, and place her with the second master, only spirits can save them now! "

In order not to disturb the two "strange" patients in the room, only the middle-aged woman's personal maids left in the small courtyard to monitor the movement, the rest all scattered, the quick-legged boy rushed to summon the doctor for the fainting old lady diagnosis.

A terrible storm temporarily disappeared, the whole house began to circulate the master's treasures of the first manifestation of the spirit of the matter, the public recited, the capital within a day, the streets know alley heard, everyone knows about this "miracle", a time temples, Taoist temple incense flourishing, visitors.

The "miracle" spread more and more widely, spreading throughout the countryside and to the deep mountains, causing an endless storm and writing a splendid chapter.

Shi Yu from the endless silence of awakening, the curtain slightly trembling, he slowly opened his eyes, "dream" scenes like lightning away from him, it is difficult to remember. I can only vaguely remember a holy figure and a phrase like heavenly music, "When you pick up the Ruyi Golden Banded Cudgel again, you will become a new Heavenly Great Sage who can traverse the three realms. "

It's horrible, thank goodness I was only dreaming! Belinda breathed a sigh of relief, her heart filled with the feeling of "life after disaster". What is it? You're still the Monkey King, aren't you? "Heh, heh, heh..." he laughed smugly, probably because he'd watched white-haired movie master Chow's centuries-old review of Big Little Lies the other day! Have you gone off the deep end?

Reality is always "cruel", and after a few moments, the poor guy realizes that it's hard to change the situation.

Belinda Shi held on with both hands and was about to get up and get off the ground, but unexpectedly her body moved and there was pain like needles all over her body, "Ah! " he cried out in pain, his hands going limp and falling back onto the bed.

The uncomfortable feeling was in his mind, but the newly awakened Shi Yu wasn't fully awake for a moment to find out what was wrong.

"Master Baoji, you're awake, great! "A crisp female voice with surprise came from the doorway, and with the words, a dainty, ancient girl stepped briskly in.

Belinda Shi now found herself lying on an antique wooden bed with ancient objects all around her side, and asked in surprise. Is this a movie? "

"My precious second son, why are you talking out of turn again? The government hasn't invited a troupe these past few days, so can this 'drama' be filmed too?

It's not like swatting flies! Hehehe..." the girl said she couldn't help but laugh first herself.

"You...who are you? "Belinda only felt a thousand little stars flash before her eyes and stammered her question, her eyes staring intently at the girl's expression, hoping to see signs that she was lying.

"Huh? " the young girl gave him a disgruntled look, "What's the pretence! I know you have so many sisters and sisters, so naturally you wouldn't take us little girls seriously. "

Oh, my God! Shi Yu face white, his rich experience tells himself that the girl's words are not false, he really fell into a terrible "nightmare". His chaotic mind at the moment of the road to meet the beauty of the scene, in addition to the "dream" of the scene outside all of them play back in front of his eyes, he clearly remembered his own car with people in the sky "flying".

"What's wrong with you? Don't scare me! "The girl saw Shi Yu's sudden pallor and scattered eyes, and rushed forward to grasp his large hand in terror.

After a few moments, Belinda looked at the girl "weakly" and asked, "I ...... who am I? "

The pretty girl was slightly stunned, but seeing his pitiful state of affairs does not seem to be pretending, her heart was saddened, and her eyes were red as she said: "What's wrong with you? You're the second son of the Rongguo family, the master's son, Jia Baoyu! I'm your wife's maid, Kushiro! "

"What?! "Shi Yu only felt clear skies and thunder and lightning in his head at the news, not to mention that his eyes were wide open and his lips were wide open, the tremendous shock caused him to black out and pass out again.

Oh, my God! No fair! The unlucky man in the faint dreamed that he had become the most unmanly "Jabberwocky" in history! No!

Chapter 6 - Mandarin Ducks and Gold Chuan

The second is that the two of them have been in a state of flux for a long time, and that they have been in a state of shock for a long time.

The company has been in the process of developing the new product for the past few years, and is now in the process of developing the new product for the future.

"Yo! What are you doing? You're a thief! "Just as the Golden Chuan Er was at her wit's end, help came from the heavens, and the mandarin ducks just stepped through the courtyard door and happened to see the Golden Chuan Er close to the door of the room.

"Sister, it's so nice of you to come! "Golden Chuan Er strode over to the long-bodied jade duck with delicate features like a knife, "The second master has woken up, but he is demented and doesn't even remember who he is! "

Although she was also a servant girl of the Jia Mansion, Mandarin Duck was obviously more courageous, "Good sister, why are you panicking? You don't know who Master Bao is! He's already a half-wit, but now that he's recovering from a serious illness, it's not unusual for him to say crazy things and do stupid things. "

In response to the mandarin duck's carelessness and light-hearted smiles, Jin Chuan Er, who had witnessed the change in "Baoyu", said urgently, "No, this time is different! "

"Look at you rush! "The old lady has already asked the monks at the temple, saying that the immortals had descended to the world and the gods had revealed their spirits! Ask the second master and second grandmother to stay in their rooms for thirty-three days, and they'll be cured of their strange illness by then.

In addition, the monk also said that no one was to be disturbed during this time, and that you were to be left alone to serve your living and eating in peace. "

The first thing I noticed was that the gold钏儿 face showed a happy color, after saying the intention of the mandarin ducks did not forget to poke fun at her: "Now you're relieved! I don't know what's so good about him. He's just a pillow! "When the mandarin ducks said this, their words faintly faltered and they swept at the Golden Kushion with a suspicious gaze, "Good sister, have you fallen in love with this straw man second master of ours? "

At the news, Jin Chuan Er's face turned red and her delicate hands suddenly scratched at Mandarin Duck's armpits, "What did you say? I just feel that the Second Master is strange, but treats us as slaves well, I'm a servant of course I should try to take care of my master, not to mention the Second Master is a good and approachable master. "

'Honky Tonk Dude', if only he was more productive! "

"Listen to what sister is saying, is it that if Bao Er becomes a bit more heroic, you'll fall in love with him! "Jin Chuan'er's fingers slipped lightly on her face, so shy that the Mandarin Duck's jade face was instantly covered in red.

The sisters momentarily forgot about the patient in the room and laughed indiscriminately in the courtyard.