My zoo is connected to the Tang Dynasty

There are no rules for the couplets of the present generation!

Now it's the puppet stage, but it's not yet the puppet stage!

What is a rhythm, it means that not only should it be right and neat, the meaning should be similar, or diametrically opposed, but also the rhythm should be exactly the same.

For example, "the boundless falling trees are down, and the Yangtze River is rolling in."

This is the typical legal couple!

Therefore, Li Yi not only asks for a puppet, but also asks for a couple!

It means that the right neatness is the first, the style should be comparable, this is the second, and the final pitch should be the same, this is the third!

That's a lot harder!

Everyone is thinking, the new couplet is actually to be right, it is not difficult, but it requires the neatness of the pair, and the artistic conception must be the same, and the most disgusting thing is that the rhythm must be the same, which is difficult!

......

Li Yi doesn't care how many people are stumped in his shop, he is now serving the little ancestor at home!

Li Lizhi hung on Li Yi's back, which made Li Yi feel hot all over his body, not that the girl's body made him hot, but that the weather was really hot, and the outdoor temperature today was at least 30 degrees, which was very terrible in Datang!

"Come on, drink this!"

Li Yi took out a bottle of Huoxiang Zhengqi Water, pinched his nose and drank it, and then hurriedly ate a piece of sugar to suppress the taste, Li Lizhi also had a bitter face, followed Li Yi's example, drank Huoxiang Zhengqi Water, and then hurriedly picked a fruit candy, ate it in his mouth, and suddenly the originally bitter little face was instantly occupied by happiness!

"Haha, wait until I go back and bring some back, but Mama, at most five a day, you can't eat before going to bed, you have to watch!"

"Oh, don't worry, fairchild!"

Li Li's little face suddenly became aggrieved again, Li Yi haha, Li Liqing has been on his side for more than ten days, and her face has gained a lot of weight!

"Okay, don't put on this expression, the master will make a trick for you, the beauty is hot?"

"Hot!"

"Okay, but you want ice?"

"Ice ...... There are also few ice cubes in the palace, and Lizhi only has ice cubes when she goes to her mother's side every day!"

Very helpless, Datang's ice cubes are all placed in the ice cellar, from winter to summer, the ghost knows how much can be left, Li Yi smiled suddenly, and then beckoned a group of people to come over, brought saltpeter and water, wrapped it, and threw it directly into the water.

"Master, what are you doing?"

Li Lizhi has been following Li Yi for several days, and the tone of her voice has begun to develop in the direction of Li Yi, and the vernacular is no longer the kind of half-literate, but the same as Li Yi, a modern language!

"Look, it's time to witness the miracle!"

Saltpeter began to absorb a large amount of heat and react, and I saw that the cold began to come out, and a basin of water, under Li Li's babbling, and the stunned eyes of Mama and the slaves, instantly turned into ice cubes!

"What's wrong, what's wrong? What's the alarm?"

Suddenly, at this time, a group of people rushed in, Li Yi saw that it was Cheng Chusi and others, Cheng Chusi actually has another name, called Cheng Chumo, Cheng Biting Jin's eldest son, and the existence of being fooled by the protagonist in countless novels.

But actually, this guy is smart!

"Hiss, ice, tyrannical creatures, why is this ice under the scorching sun, hurry up and take it in!"

Cheng Chusi pushed away the crowd, saw the ice cubes on the ground, and hurriedly planned to pick it up, but was about to walk towards the house, but was kicked aside by Li Yi!

"Fuck off, what's the matter, I'm scared, show me!"

Li Yi played again, and then in the exclamation of several gorillas, the water in the basin turned into ice again.

"Immortal art, this is immortal art!"

Yu Chi Baolin shouted loudly, and then was slapped on the back of the head by Li Yi!

Well, Li Yi has this qualification, because he and Cheng Biting Jin Wei Chi Gong are brothers, and they are equal to each other, and the most important thing is that Li Yi is Li Lizhen's master, and Li Lizhi is the same generation as this group of orangutans, so Li Yi is an elder!

Even if they really can't beat Chi Baolin and others, then Li Yi wants to beat them, they don't dare to fight back, but if they dare to fight back, it is estimated that they will be beaten by their father when they go home!

"Immortal fart, this is science, a natural phenomenon!"

"What is science......? Fairy child, don't go against Confucianism!"

Cheng Chuhei's face turned pale in an instant, even if he was a demon king like his father, he didn't dare to trouble Confucianism, at most, he scolded the literati, but he really wanted to move their interests, even if Cheng bit Jin Wei Chi Gong and a few people combined, they didn't dare!

Even, even Li Shimin didn't dare!

Confucianism, and its enormous!

Since the Han Dynasty, Confucianism has been dominant, and now it has developed wildly, the family and Confucianism, in fact, are the same hill, and to the Song Dynasty and Ming Dynasty, Confucianism has developed to the most rebellious level, it can almost be said that for thousands of years, it is Confucianism that controls the direction of the entire Han country!

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, it's a natural phenomenon, it's the same as wind and rain!"

When Li Yi said this, Cheng Chuhei suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, if he really started with Confucianism, even if Li Yi was a fairy child, they would beat Li Yi into a heinous person!

So, don't mess with Confucianism!

But in Li Yi's eyes, Confucianism is a fart, if it was in the Song Dynasty, Li Yi would not dare to provoke easily, but in the Tang Dynasty, Confucianism has not yet reached its peak!

The problem of Confucianism is slowly dealt with, Confucianism and the family are tied together, the family uses Confucianism to stabilize its position, and in turn, Confucianism also uses the energy of the family to stabilize its own doctrine!

The starting point of Confucianism is good, but it is still the same sentence, people's hearts are not ancient!

"Alright, hurry up and get the ice in, the heat won't kill you!"

Li Yi waved his hand in disgust, asked people to quickly take the ice in, and then continued to call for someone to bring the basin in, and soon the temperature of the whole room plummeted!

"Okay, it's almost, you know the method, it's good to use it at home and in the palace, don't pass it on, this is what I left for Lizhen!"

Li Lizhi looked dazed: "Huh?"

In her mouth, she was eating a bowl of smoothie drizzled with sweet juice, and the whole smoothie looked colorful.

"Lang Jun, are you going to sell this?"

The grandmothers on the side were very witty, holding the smoothie in their hands, and hurriedly asked, Li Yi suddenly laughed: "That's right, I have to start saving dowry for my precious apprentice, the ice cube business, from now on, leave it to me, no one is allowed to interfere!"

"Whoa!"

There is no one around who disagrees, even if Li Yi just said that the palace is not allowed to interfere, Mama naturally agrees, because this is Li Yi, left to Li Liqian!

The master gives the apprentice, it is right!