Myriad Realms Super Face Slap System

The more Yue Chen talked, the more energetic he became, but he didn't notice the changes of the two girls next to him.What I'm talking about is that I saw the story of "Romeo and Juliet". Anyway, it's a story that I came at random. I haven't read any story collections in modern times. It's okay to pick up a story to pass the time. The morning scale is barbaric and keeps talking.

"...In the end, Juliet pulled out Romeo's sword and stabbed herself, and fell on Romeo's body to die." When Yue Chen said this, he glanced at the two girls.

"Ah~" Leng Xin was the first to shout.

Yue Chen was so frightened that he didn't dare to continue talking!Curiously looked coldly.

Leng Xin took the sword and walked to Yue Chen's side, "Tell me, where is your hometown? I must kill their parents! Avenge Romeo and Juliet."

"What are you doing? Don't get excited!" Yue Chen sat down with Leng Xin, "This is just a story, it was made up by people to reflect the social state at that time, and it can't be taken seriously. Why are you taking it seriously, it's all made up by me. Yeah..."

"Is it really not true?" Wang Qiang asked cautiously from the side.Such a real thing, turned out to be a story?how is this possible?

"Of course it's not true! It's made up at first glance." Yue Chen looked at the two excited girls speechlessly. He must be well appeased, otherwise, the consequences would be disastrous. These two girls are not to be messed with. what.

"Hmph~ they are lucky!" Leng Xin threw down the dagger and said fiercely.

Seeing the awkward atmosphere, Yue Chen smiled and said, "Don't think about those unhappy ones, let me tell you a funny story! In this way, think about other things and be happier, how about it?"

"Okay..." The two women still didn't wake up from the previous story.

"It is said that five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong escorted Tang Sanzang to the west to get scriptures, but halfway he conspired with the Bull Demon King to kill Tang Sanzang and stole the Moonlight Treasure Box. Master Guanyin arrived after hearing the news and wanted to get rid of Sun Wukong so as not to endanger the people. Tang Sanzang was merciful and willing to sacrifice one life for another, so Guanyin ordered Wukong to reincarnate as a human five hundred years later to atone for his sins."

"Five hundred years later..."

"...The second head of the family is Zhu Bajie and Chun Shisanniang who gave birth to a child... Do you think it's funny or not? Hahaha~" Yue Chen couldn't help laughing.

"You?" Yue Chen couldn't stop laughing when he saw it, and quickly put away his smile in embarrassment, and continued to speak seriously.

Chapter 468 Blocking

"...Zhenzunbao returned to Shuiliandong after his death, because he saw a tear Zixia left in his heart before he died, and realized that what he loved deeply was actually Zixia! He decided to put on a golden hoop. , restore infinite mana, and rescue Zixia from the sea of ​​misery! I am willing to accept the conditions of Avalokitesvara's complete separation from the world, and wholeheartedly protect Tang monks from the west to study scriptures..."

"...I once had a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If you can give me a chance to come back Once, I will tell that girl that I love her, and if I have to add a deadline to this love, I hope it will be [*] years..."

"Ah~" The two of them cried out in unison.The one crying is more sad than the other, it's really scary.

"Ah~" I started crying again and couldn't stop...

"What are you doing here? You clearly said it was about comedy, why are you crying?" Yue Chen was completely confused!This is a comedy, don't you know?Comedy, in the past, during the New Year's Eve, the comedy films broadcast in the cinema, how could it be possible that you two are like this.Is it the way you say it?

"Why can't people who love each other be together? Can't a monk marry a wife? What kind of logic is this, damn it (〃＞麗＜)" Leng Xin asked first.

Unconsciously, the army has passed the border of the West Nether Realm and entered the Middle Nether Realm.

"Plop" sound.

"what happened?"

Yue Chen only felt that the car jolted and stopped.Yue Chen lifted the curtain of the car and stretched out his head to look out.His eyes narrowed, his eyebrows wrinkled, and he looked around.

"It should be blocked!" Leng Yue rode her horse and looked forward.

"There are people who are so bold, go! If you want to find trouble, just kill them!" Yue Chen said angrily, he dared to stop his carriage, did he not want to live?

"Okay, then you wait in the car, I'll take a look." Leng Yue cupped her hands, and rode to the front.

Yue Chen looked at Leng Yue's retreating back and nodded with satisfaction.As expected, he was the number one general under his command back then. Although he hadn't fought for many years, he still looks so capable now.Sure enough, strong teachers can't produce weak disciples, not bad, Leng Yue is awesome o(￣▽￣)dgood.

Leng Yue came to the front of the team, looking at this team of only a dozen people, with a look of contempt, a dozen people dared to stop us, it was too self-righteous.Don't look at it, what is it like.One by one, those with sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, or those with a backside like a bear, are either reckless or cowardly.

"Who are you? Dare to stop our carriage, don't you want to live? Do you know who we are!" Leng Yue rode to the right of Leng Xue.

"Recently, the gate of hell has murdered and set fire in all major territories. We suspect that your team is harboring criminals at the gate of hell. So, you immediately get off the carriage for me, and I will carry out a routine inspection, otherwise... ' said the leader.

"Fart! Didn't you see the words 'Xi Mingjing' written on our flag? We are here to participate in the qualifying competition, and Hugh has to stop us. We are members of the royal family of Ximingjing, what, do you think Do you go against the entire West Nether Realm? It's still a routine, conduct, check? Or else... What do you think you are, and you want us to get out of the car to check and check for you?" Leng Xue looked confident.

"Hmph~ You dare to scold us, do you know who we are? In Lao Tzu's territory, you dare to be so arrogant, I think you want to die!!!" The little boss said arrogantly.

"No matter who you are, no matter how dishonest you are, I will kill you!" Leng Yue said coldly.

I saw that Leng Yueren didn't move, just 'swipe' his big hand twice in front of him, and the face of the little boss on the opposite side was already swollen like a pig's head.

"Ah~!!! I'm going to kill you all!" The little leader felt the burning pain on his face, his eyes were splitting, he took out a signal tube, and the fireworks exploded in the gray sky with a sound of 'hey'.

"Small tricks to eagles~" Leng Yue was contemptuous, "Let's go! Boy, you are lucky today, I don't want to kill, and next time I meet you, you won't be such a small slap in the face." Leng Yue looked blankly at it. The little head of the eye.

Then, Leng Yueli ignored the little leader, and the team swaggered over with the little leader's team in between.

"Big brother~ These people are so hateful, what should we do now? We don't seem to be able to beat them, so it's going to be a disadvantage." When the brigade left, the little leader's subordinate asked carefully.

"Let them chatter for a while, I have already sent the signal, and soon everyone will come here. We are approaching a thousand people, and I will see how they will beg me for mercy. Our team of a thousand people can't deal with this only a hundred people. The number of people's team? I don't believe that they can compete with one against ten? Humph!" The little leader looked at Yue Chen and their neat team, and he was unhappy. I am waiting.

"I rely on (‵o) bulge" The little boss couldn't help covering his big face because of baring his teeth.It really hurts.

"Sister Yue, how long will it take us to get to Zhongming City?" Leng Xue asked boredly, looking at the barren plain.How long is this going to go, I'm exhausted, go to the carriage and sit later.

Chapter 469 I am an all-rounder

"Come on, it's estimated to be about five or six days at this speed!" Leng Yue replied.

"Five or six days? How can you call it fast, but, five or six days~ it's still too late! It's not too late for us to come, um." Leng Xue counted with his fingers.

"Xue'er, don't worry, it can't be delayed! When I set off, I calculated the time in advance, but the rest of our journey will not be as peaceful as before!" Leng Yue said with a smile.Thinking of the gloomy eyes of the little boss just now, Leng Yue's eyes were cold, she wanted to avoid troubles, but they were going to die, so what should I do?

"Well, with my sisters here, I, as a king, don't have to worry about anything, hahaha, but? Sister said that the next thing is not peaceful? Why?" Leng Xue asked inexplicably.

"Our Hell Sect has never been active in the Middle Nether Realm in recent years, but the former Nether Realm soldiers wanted to shoot us under the guise of catching criminals! Tell me, what is that little leader trying to do?" Leng Yue said. .

"Sister Yue, are you saying that this person wants to use the name of our hell gate to do his own filthy deeds, and finally put the blame on us?" Leng Xue suddenly realized that if this is the case, it is really too hateful, sin Damn it, push all bad things to the gate of hell, no wonder the ordinary people in the village now feel scared when they hear the gate of hell.That's why such a situation occurs. If this is the case, it is simply too terrifying, and there are too many demons behind it.

"Yes! It's what you think." Leng Yue nodded.

Leng Xue was stunned. She originally thought that the two sisters, Leng Xin and Leng Yue, did bad things to save Xiang Gong. Now that Xiang Gong is back, there is nothing bad to do, and the world can be peaceful. Too naive, the world's wicked, more than this one hell gate?It's just that most of the wicked people don't dare to report their names, and they don't dare to do evil in an upright and open manner. Those who only dare to stab in the back are the most terrifying. There are so many bad people hiding in the dark! ! ! !

When Leng Xue and Leng Yue were discussing the interception bandits they encountered earlier, how to solve them, and how to discuss the next countermeasures, Yue Chen, Leng Xin, Wang Qiang and the others here were enjoying themselves.Don't take this as a thing at all.

The voices in the carriage came one after another.

"It's weird, it's really weird, the car is faster than the train, why don't the big car stop Zhang Benz to relieve the boredom. Oops, the little sister's bus is gone, so busy, today I am blocked by Zhang Benz and I are both windy and beautiful, I'm afraid it won't work, why? I can't do it, look at me, come here,~~" Leng Xin awkwardly sang, although the singing was not very good, and it didn't have the style of those real modern singers, but it still had a different charm, listening to the ancient people Singing modern songs, that feeling is just jumping up and down.

"No, no, the tune of you two is wrong, you should sing more cheerfully and crisply! Crisp, cheerful, and happy, don't be so reserved, think about it, let go, come on, let's try again, I Shout one or two and do it again! Okay?" Yue Chen heard Wang Qiang sing a piece of this song, and then thought about what he just sang coldly just now, it wasn't the kind of song in his heart.

"Mmmmm..." Yue Chen cleared his throat and started singing, "It's weird, weird, weird, one or two~~ Let's start!"

"It's weird and weird, it's really weird, the car is faster than the train, why don't the big car block Zhang Mercedes-Benz to relieve the boredom~~" Leng Xin and Wang Qiang also began to sing along with Yue Chen's tune, although the content of this lyric is not suitable for these two As a woman, I really don't know what it means, but this tune is a tune that I have never heard of, as if I have never heard of it, so I sing it with passion.

"Hey, yes~ yes, yes, yes, that's it, let's practice the next paragraph!" Yue Chen heard the two of them sang just now, and he really found his own feeling in the modern age, which is great~(≧3 ≦)⌒☆.

Busy all the way, Yue Chen first told stories, and now he began to teach the two girls to sing. He really is an all-rounder!Anything will do!I understand everything, this whole journey, this carriage is really not lively, it is either screaming in horror or happy hahaha, or either humming haha ​​or lala ah ah ah, so happy, listen to the outside protector of the carriage The soldiers were all enjoying it, as if they were listening to the play in a restaurant outside.It's really a journey all the way, and it's a lot of fun.

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"Brother Yue, how can you know so many things, what else do you know? You can tell stories, sing, tell jokes, and your martial arts are so powerful, and..."

Wang Qiang looked at Yue Chen in surprise.There is still one sentence left unsaid. In fact, Wang Qiang still wants to say, "You are still so handsome, hee hee (～￣▽￣)～"

As for this matter, not only Wang Qiang was surprised, but Lengxin was also curious. Why didn't he find out that her husband was so talented before!How can you do anything, full-time master.

"However, there is one thing I can't do." Yue Chen said mysteriously.

"Why not!" Wang Qiang asked coldly and curiously.

"That's... I can't have a baby! Two silly girls. Hahahahaha" Yue Chen laughed.

"Brother Yue, you are really annoying." Wang Qiang said. (づ)づ

Wang Qiang blushed. This big brother Yue is good at everything, but sometimes his speech is a bit muddled, so I don't think about the two girls here. , I can't hate it in my heart, alas, it's really uncomfortable, obviously like a little hooligan, flirting with us upright and open, but I just can't hate him.What is going on in this, Wang Qiang doesn't want to worry about it, just let it go.

"Hey~ Sister Wang Qiang, you have a fever? Your face is so red." She looked at Wang Qiang curiously.Why did Wang Qiang feel shy after saying a word, what's the matter?

"No, no!" Wang Qiang responded embarrassedly, waving her hands.God, what's wrong with me, I'm a female general, how can I be so shy so easily, I'll go.

And Yue Chen didn't pay attention to the conversation between the two of them. He opened the curtains and looked at the sky. There were no white clouds or blue sky.

Chapter 470

"Okay, it's almost time again, let's see a doctor. I don't know if you've gotten better recently. I don't know if your medicine pill is of any use." Yue Chen said.

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"Hey~" Leng Xin stretched out his right palm and swung it up and down in front of Yue Chen's eyes, shaking it, "What's going on, Master Guo Shi, your eyeballs are about to fall out!"

"Oh~" Yue Chen came back to his senses, rubbed his eyes, tidied up his clothes, and sat up straight.

"Selang~" Lengxin whispered, but Yue Chen still heard it, and his ears were red.

"Brother Yue, my injury is almost healed, isn't it?" Wang Qiang asked cautiously.

Wang Qiang asked.

"It's almost done, just finish it this time. You have to trust my technique, my technique is still great."

"The technology is great?" Leng Xin suddenly said.Well, whoever's name is Yue Chen, it always makes girls think crooked.

"Oh~ that's it!" But Wang Qiang had a disappointed expression. She didn't pay attention to what Yue Chen said later. She just paid attention to what Yue Chen said. After doing this once, it's basically good, no need for treatment, no need After the treatment, will I not be able to see him in the future, Big Brother Yue, and Big Brother Yue will not be able to help me anymore, I'm so unhappy ￣へ￣.

"Well, let's start!" Yue Chen said.

Wang Qiang walked in front of Yue Chen, holding her chest up and facing Yue Chen.

Yue Chen rubbed his eyes and shook his head, trying to stay awake.

Suddenly there was a sound.The sound was not too loud or too small, but the soldiers outside could hear it, and looked at the carriage strangely.

"What the hell are the people inside doing, big brother, what's the sound?" a soldier asked.

"Pretend to be pure, don't tell Lao Tzu that you can't hear this voice," said another older-looking soldier who was called eldest brother by the soldier.

"Hehehehe..." The young soldier seemed to have discovered his thoughts, hehehe smiled.

"What can a man and two women do, and ask me?" The older soldier looked at the carriage with a look of contempt. He really didn't expect that when he was in the ring, he looked at this national teacher as a talent. In fact, he was also A sanctimonious hypocrite, I rely on (‵o) convex.Pervert, seeing a woman is like jumping up, tsk tsk.

Yue Chen quickly put on his clothes, and with a "swoosh" he rushed out of the carriage. Seeing someone in front of the horse team blocked him, he flew straight over.fell to the front of the team.

Before coming to the horse team, I saw a group of black armored soldiers stopped in front.