Myriad Realms Super Face Slap System

"Hmph~ Then let the old man be happy for a few more days, and then he will feel better. He even sent people to kill us halfway, and we should let them know the end... ." Yue Chen said angrily.

"Brother Yue really is a man of temperament! No wonder Venerable Ximing is so relieved to entrust you with the important task. I wonder how well Venerable Ximing is? Is there anything we need to help? If you are lacking any medicinal materials, If you need our help, just say that we are rich in medicinal materials, and you all know that, hahahahahaha." Kato Taka said.

When Kato Ying asked casually, Cang Gu and Se Qingkuang didn't seem to change their expressions. They drank tea on their own, but they became serious mentally. How could this Venerable Ximing fall ill for no reason? Well, before this Venerable Ximing fell ill, there was no such person as Yue Chen, the national teacher. All of the people here are all comedians. They came to participate in the competition for the five realms. Who, what kind of background, what kind of martial arts, and what kind of martial arts, I still have a clear investigation, but this Yue Chen, how come, what kind of background, where he was born is vague. , I don't understand everything thoroughly, so there are still a lot of doubts and cautions about the now ill Venerable Ximing and the current national teacher - Yue Chen.

For unknown things, there are precautions, it is human nature, and besides, all of you present are not ordinary people.

Yue Chen looked at the several venerables who were thinking about each other, and said, "Haha~ Venerable Lord Laukato has been bothered. Since Venerable Ximing stood with the sect master of hell, he had a feeling in his heart, so he closed it immediately. The dead end is over. It is estimated that the next time you see him, he has left the Venerable Realm and has come to the Holy Heaven Realm! So, instead of worrying about how Venerable Ximing is now, it is better to worry. After Venerable Ming left the customs, he was surpassed, so what should we do? That would be looked down upon by our Venerable Xi Ming, hahahaha.”

"Hahahahahaha." After Yue Chen finished speaking, the other venerables also laughed. This state teacher of the Western Nether Realm is really interesting.

"Then congratulations, our Cangming world has not seen such a powerful character for a long time! If you really have such a great character in the West Underworld, then are we left? Underworld, South Underworld, North Underworld, Middle Underworld, some of us old guys are going to bow down to you. Isn't that good?" The old guy from Venerable Beiming laughed.

"Then, I, the state teacher of the Ximing Realm, have to do whatever I want with that old fellow, Venerable Ximing, but I'm just a state teacher, so wouldn't I have to do it to you, my lords, too? After all, I'm just a national teacher." Yue Chen said with a haha.This group of old thieves still wanted to take their own words, but fortunately they were overwhelmed by their own wit, what else to say, how many venerables have to bow their heads and become ministers, not just to explore the truth of that venerable Ximing, but also I have been inquiring about my own situation, and if I still want to set my own words, I can only be like them, expressing resentment against Venerable Naxi Ming, the premise of everything is interest.

So, in the face of interests, what needs to be done.this is very simple.

"Hahahahahaha. You're right, you're right, at that time, we will be in the same camp." Venerable Beiming said.

The three of them laughed and looked at Yue Chen. Although they said congratulations, they didn't believe it in their hearts. The finger of the sect master of the Hell Gate was so amazing. The body is torn apart, if this is all right, the Ximing Lord has already become the first of the five Supreme Lords, so what will be the humiliation of the Ximing Realm?Everyone still tends to retreat with Lord Ximing to heal their wounds.

Yue Chen looked at a few people, a bunch of idiots!You would never have thought that the Lord of Ximing had already died, and the power of Ximing had already fallen into my hands.I'm still thinking about my own words, huh.No wonder, after so many years, he is still only the venerable one in a small area.

Talking and laughing for a while.

"Several! We should not be too happy too early, let me tell you something." Se Qingkuang looked at Yue Chen and the others, "In addition to guarding against that old guy Qu You this time, I think we also Be especially careful with one person..."

"Who?" Yue Chen was puzzled. Could it be that there are other forces that could not participate in the ranking battle?Why can't there be any other powerful role?Yue Chen thought about it again, but he still couldn't think of it. Could it be that he was the realm master of the great world of Cang Ming?Oh?If it was him, then it would be interesting.ヽ(￣▽￣)

Chapter 476

Se Qingkuang looked at Yue Chen, and then at the confused Cang Gu and Kato Ying, and continued: "Everyone may have forgotten, but you shouldn't forget Brother Yue! You should know about this!!!!"

"Oh?" What the hell, what is it called, you don't know, should I know?I know what the hell, I haven't been here for a long time in the West Underworld, how do I know.

"Oh, Brother Yue, this person is the sect master of the gate of hell, but I heard that she has been sending her men to collect souls in the West Nether Realm recently! I heard that it is to rescue the great devil who was sealed by the sect master [*] years ago. Brother Yue , you are the national teacher of the West Nether Realm, why don't you know?" Se Qingkuang said.

"Although I am the national teacher of Ximingjing, I don't hear anything outside the window, and I only read the book of sages, hahahaha."

"Hahaha, Brother Yue, you are just funny." Se Qingkuang said.

"Brother Se Qingkuang, I understand a lot from what you said. It turns out that this is the case. I said why he has been killing people indiscriminately. It turned out to be to save the big devil! But after the blow of our West Nether Realm, recently He and his subordinates have disappeared for a month or two. Now, if you don't believe me, you can go to the card and ask for it. There is no more massacre at the gate of hell now." Yue Chen said nonsense with a serious face.I went, I thought why are some important people, how magical they said, but the result was my own past life, oh, isn't praising me in my past life, isn't it just praising me, my name has really been taken away now Amazing.

"Although he has not been active recently, he has to guard against it. After all, we are going to participate in the competition in the Cangming Sea, and the big devil is trapped in the eyes of the Cangming Sea! If he is released , even if we add up, we are no match for him alone!!!”

"Brother Qingkuang, don't worry! As long as we unite, I think even if the sect master of hell wants to punish us, we have to weigh it up. Don't make other people's ambitions and destroy your own prestige. The few of us together can't compare to him alone. Is it?" Cang Gu pretended to be relaxed.

"Yeah~" Kato Taka echoed.How can it be so amazing? The legendary "Ye Wang" is only a legend. Things have passed, and it has been [*] years, and the era of [*] years has been updated and returned, how is it possible We can't compare to him alone now?

But everyone knew in their hearts, even though they said that, if the sect master of hell wanted to mess with them, it would be useless even if there were more of them. It would not be impossible to defeat Venerable Ximing in one move. They asked themselves if they were much better than Venerable Ximing. .If he can subdue Venerable Xi Ming in one move, then how powerful this hell gate master is.However, if I think so, but I can't say it, I still have to face it.

However, at this moment, Yue Chen was laughing in his heart. Who would have thought that the current Hell Gate Sect Master was his wife?A bunch of rabble!Come to me, I don't know anything.Stupid blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Seeing that the atmosphere was sinking into a low mood, Cang Gu said with a smile: "Everyone, don't frown, there must be a way for the car to the front of the mountain, and the gate of hell will not necessarily destroy this qualifying battle. After all, they are eager to rescue the big devil. You still have to think about the future ranking battles and the Middle Nether Realm! Think about it, now the gate of hell must be busy trying to rescue the big devil, how can you control us? , so, let's just go with the flow and be optimistic."

"That's right! Cang Gu, you have an opinion, it seems that I am unfounded! Hahahahahaha" Se Qingkuang smiled awkwardly. (￣▽￣)~*

Everyone had no other topics to talk about. After explaining to each other, they chatted about the surrounding scene, the customs and culture of various places, and then dispersed!

People went to the empty building, and Wang Qiang came in.

"Brother Yue, are you alright!" Wang Qiang walked to Yue Chen's side and asked.

"It's okay~ Where are your Majesty and Leng Yue?" Yue Chen asked.

"They are all dealing with military affairs! Now the venerables of several major countries are gathered here. They are very busy now and have no time to hang out." Wang Qiang said.Aren't you the only one who has time to accompany you?Otherwise, who would you think would come looking for you, huh, it's not just me left, huh, but when he came by himself, he was thinking of others, really hateful (〃＞麗＜).

"Oh? So what about Lengxin? Where did he go?" Yue Chen didn't notice Wang Qiang's unwillingness, and continued to ask about Lengxin's situation.

"Oh? You said Lengxin, sister Lengxin~ I saw her just now." Wang Qiang said unhappily.

"Dangdang, I'm here!" Lengxin jumped out of nowhere, put his arms around Yue Chen's neck from behind, and said very affectionately, "Husband, I heard you talk about me just now, and you miss me again. ?is not it?"

"You little guy, of course! Of course I miss you." Yue Chen dragged Leng Xin to him.

"Husband~ This is what you said, look, are we okay with this?" said coldly.

"Oh? Little guy, what do you want?" Yue Chen said.

"Shopping, hee hee (づ￣3￣)づ╭~ Sister Wang Qiang, husband, let's go out for a walk the three of us!" Lengxinlou said coquettishly with Yue Chen's arm.

"Shopping!" Yue Chen muttered, "Can I not go?" Why do women like to go shopping? Can I not go?I'm exhausted. It's really exhausting to go shopping with women. It's not that I have to carry a lot of things, or I have to carry a lot of things. Sometimes, I don't carry a lot of things, but I just have to accompany these girls for a long time. It's numb, and as a result, people are not happy, or they are passionate, but they are not tired. Thinking about these women shopping, they are all scarier than each other.

Yue Chen has experienced the past life, but he knows how miserable it is for a man to accompany a woman shopping.In general, women go shopping for the following points:

[*]. Try it on like crazy, basically don't buy it.[*]. Men walk with sore legs and weak feet, but they fight more and more bravely.Third, there is no clear goal, wandering aimlessly.Fourth, make your own decisions, limit men's taste.

"No!" Wang Qiang also embraced Yue Chen's arm, and the two of them said in unison.

Yue Chen looked at the vicious eyes of the two and had to obey, "Wow~~ aunties, can't I go? I'll go, you two don't drag me, okay..."

It's really sad, o(╥﹏╥)o I think of that time, when I was on the modern post bar, when my boyfriend went shopping with his girlfriend, and those necessary jobs, I knew it was not an easy thing, think about those things on the post bar , tsk.

Chapter 477 Life is so tiring

Remember what was written on the post bar - preparations:

There are a lot of accompanying items prepared, for example: a sun hat - for long-term high temperature work, a pair of sunglasses - to be cool, and you can freely enjoy the surrounding "humanistic" landscape without being discovered by your girlfriend.Note: Do not drool or have other reactions that cannot be covered by sunglasses. You can cover up complex inner activities and fierce ideological struggles when paying, and a pair of inferior leather shoes...

These are the necessary weapon codes for men to accompany women shopping, e=(o'*))) alas

Now Yue Chen can't do those modern tools. I just hope that Lengxin and Wang Qiang don't have the courage of modern women to go shopping. That's right, it's courage, don't have these.

While walking on the road, Yue Chen was still thinking about why women like shopping so much. Thinking about it now, Yue Chen thinks it can be attributed to the following points:

1. Women love beauty and like to look at beautiful clothes. Even if they don't buy them, they will wear them and see them.It's nature.Some women say they don't like shopping, that's true hypocrisy! !Women who like to go shopping are normal, after all, these are all natural. ||ヽ(*￣▽￣*)ノミ|Ю

2. Women are more attentive than most men. When they go shopping, they look at a lot of daily necessities. In this way, they will not always run to the supermarket when they are short of things.What they see and what they buy, they won't be so special. (￣▽￣)~*

3. A woman shopping is not for herself at all, but also for her man, and for her children.So, don't always see women buying things, men don't like to see them, why don't they buy things for you?Isn't it, so, as a man to see a woman shopping, don't be stingy. (～￣▽￣)～

4. Another reason is due to boredom! !This is also the most important reason, so, as a man, as long as you have time, you should spend more time with women, don't let them be lonely and bored, and hang out with her more, hey, be happy, that's fine too . []~(￣▽￣)~*

5. Annoyed, it will make some women go shopping! !When a woman is upset and doesn't know what to do, going shopping is also the best choice. ︿(￣︶￣)︿

All in all, that's it, but keep in mind that most women don't make shopping their biggest hobby, they prefer to go on vacation! ! !Spending more time with others is the best way to get along between men and women.

Several people went out and walked on the street. Yue Chen originally thought that the taste of the people here would not be too high. Unexpectedly, he found that there are many places similar to the modern cities of the earth. Yue Chen followed behind with a large bag and a small bag. .uh uh.I take back what I just said, no matter if it is a woman in ancient times or a woman in the modern new world, their enthusiasm for shopping will not decrease a little bit. 〒▽〒

"Hey~ This is a good place. Sister Wang Qiang, let's go in and have a look. Husband, hurry up and follow!" said coldly.

"Ah~ I'm here! I'm here right away..." Yue Chen said bitterly.

What makes Yue Chen difficult to understand is that Lengxin and Wang Qiang can go to countless shopping malls, enter countless stores, try countless styles, and enter countless fitting rooms in one day, but every time the shopping guide asks to pack them Well, their countless excuses for not buying have come out.Of course, the excuse is mainly to look bad, supplemented by expensive.Every time Yue Chen felt that the shopping guide was sloppy and regretted, and persuaded her to buy it, she rolled her eyes and asked, "Did you like the shopping guide just now?"

Heaven... So Yue Chen reported a vague hope again, carrying the woman's bag, followed suit, and went to the next shopping mall, hoping that the woman would choose the clothes sooner and calm down.There is hope, but the realization is slim.

Since there is no day and night in the Great World of Cangming, the night is only a little darker than the daytime. Yue Chen estimated that the time is almost ten hours, so why is the Mingcheng so big?When will this be over?Also, why are there no nights? Why are you not hungry? Are you hungry? I am hungry. Although I am a cultivator, I still like to eat rice, and I still like to eat at regular times every day. sleeping. (ㄒoㄒ)

Yue Chen looked at the large and small bags in his hand. Fortunately, the two wives were not crazy about shopping, not buying what they saw.

Yue Chen walked into the store, quickly found a seat and sat down, "Huh~" Yue Chen let out a sigh of relief, this was really more tiring than a battle, I didn't expect that a person who cultivated self-cultivation would actually have a pain in his feet, so forget the pain, Mainly tired!Seeing the energetic Lengxin two, Yue Chen was disheartened.Fortunately, this place, fortunately, has a seat to rest for yourself......

"Brother Yue, look, look, how about ours?" Wang Qiang asked.Still in circles in front of Yue Chen, 360 to show Yue Chen how the clothes are.

Yue Chen stared blankly at Leng Xin and Wang Qiang in white dresses, "It's good-looking, very good-looking. You look good in everything you wear."

"Yeah! However, I still feel too naive, let's change another one!" Wang Qiang said.

"Okay! Let's change it then." Leng Xin agreed that Yue Chen didn't show any bright eyes.

"How about this one?" Leng Xin and Wang Qiang asked again.

"Okay!" Yue Chen replied.

"What about this one?" Leng Xin and Wang Qiang asked again.

"Okay~" Yue Chen said yes.

"I still feel bad!" said coldly.

......

God send someone to save me!What are you going to do to let me go?

"Let's go~" Leng Xin said with a disappointed look at the clothes on the hanger.

"Let's go!" Yue Chen regained his energy in an instant.Finally gone, just go, let's go, let's go...  

"Let's find a place to eat something! We've been shopping for so long, it's time to get hungry." Wang Qiang said.

"Okay, okay! I've been hungry for a long time. Let's go, let's eat." Yue Chen finally heard a beautiful sentence, feeling more beautiful than any sound of nature.

"Hey~ let's go," said Leng Xin, and walked out the door first.Lengxin is still very frustrated when he can't buy satisfactory clothes.

"I heard that there is a restaurant on the corner of the front that cooks very delicious food, let's try it!" Yue Chen couldn't help comforting Wang Qiang when he saw the lack of interest between them.Alas, it really is, I have been shopping for so long, and I have not been allowed to rest. After shopping for so long, you have not bought satisfactory clothes. Do you blame me?Yue Chen is also a little unhappy now. The two of you have been shopping for so long, and you haven't let me take a good rest. I still need to comfort you two, really. ┭┮﹏┭┮

Chapter 478

After walking for a long time, I saw a restaurant, and regardless of whether it was the best food in the area, Yue Chen went straight into it. It doesn't matter whether the restaurant is delicious or not, let the two Buddhas rest well, sit down and pause. Now, that's the right thing to do.

"Boss~ bring you all the delicious food." Yue Chen said.

Yue Chen came to the store and quickly found a seat to sit down, put the big bag and the small bag aside and shouted.

"What are you looking at?" Yue Chen looked at the three of them curiously when he saw the people eating in the store, and roared, "Have you ever seen a handsome guy or a beautiful woman?" Really, he even treated himself as a star after a meal. Everyone is staring at us to eat, the next ghost who can eat.

"This guest officer, this is the menu of our small shop, what do you want to eat?" After a while, a waitress with a menu came over.

"Don't look at it! The expensive ones are all featured! All, as long as they are your special dishes, the most expensive ones in your family and the ones you eat the most, come up to me." Yue Chen's menu didn't even open. said directly.

"Are you sure?" The waitress listened to Yue Chen, and he asked again to confirm.

"Well, you can put all the dishes on it." Yue Chen said.

"Are you really sure?" the waitress still couldn't help asking.