Myth analysis, I know the plot and I am invincible

In heaven.

Erlang Shen breathed out and broke into a cold sweat. To be honest, seeing Liu Xi's evil aura, he almost exploded.

Because he was tired of the other party, he didn't look at him many times before.

It's just that this time it's a little different. I always feel that once my sister comes to the human world, she might beat up a dog and be taken away by some dog thief.

Over the past year or so, although Yang Jian has encountered a lot of troublesome things, for example, although his salary is not lacking, it is not paid on time.

He was obviously working in a government agency and would be paid on the 20th of that month. But surprisingly, he was working in a company and would not be paid until the 10th of the next month.

What's more, luckily he doesn't spend much money and doesn't have a loan, otherwise the loan might be overdue that month.

Of course, there are good things.

His little sister has returned to the caring little cotton-padded jacket she once was, which is undoubtedly good and brings great relief to his brother.

It’s not easy. Growing up, being a father, a mother, and an older brother all at the same time. It’s really not easy.

After surviving today, I finally got a little enjoyment...

Yang Jian actually accepted this result, but that bastard was so annoying!

Sister, you can steal it. You can't keep the little cotton-padded jacket locked, otherwise it will lead to enemies. He has experience in this. He has to check it every three to five to avoid accidents. But as soon as I turned around, the dog stole it too? Look at the Roaring Sky Dog, which used to follow me every day, and now follows my little sister every day, either to keep an eye on it, or to wait for its younger sister-in-law to take it out to eat big bones... Can you bear this?

Until now, I have seen my uncle Great Heavenly Lord, my aunt the Queen Mother, and my own mother, with that look in their eyes.

Every time he thought of it, Yang Jian couldn't help but feel a toothache.

I'm the real one, so I'm an outsider! ! !

So the longer it goes on, the more unpleasant and angry it becomes.

Yang Jian couldn't help but laughed. Although it was slightly different, when he appeared on the stage, whether it was Liu Xi or Li Su, he did not hold back his aura.

The difference was that Liu Xi peed directly, completely desperate.

Li Su, on the other hand, is familiar with him and is not afraid. Although he is not strong enough, he directly calls him brother-in-law and is not afraid of beating him. He can only say that character determines destiny.

Compared with Liu Xi, Li Su is undoubtedly more lovable and qualified..., bah, this dog thief! !

Erlang Shen didn't care anymore. He directly set up the fairy cloud and went straight to the lower world. After all, he was named, could he still sit still?

If this continues, where will his face as the God of Justice rest?

No matter what the final outcome may be, I'm afraid, maybe, the outcome will not change.

But beating my brother-in-law will undoubtedly never happen again. Although my sister will complain for a while, the anger in my heart must find a place to vent, otherwise it will make others uncomfortable.

Seeing Erlang Shen heading straight to the lower realm, the eyes of the old man holding the tower flashed, and the old man with a white beard also narrowed his eyes. In an instant, the thoughts of the people in the heaven were confused.

Heaven is boring!

Although there are things to do, big things can be done with just a wave of his hand.

What's more, those who can go to court are all high-ranking officials, and there are a bunch of guys below. You can't do everything the leader does, right?

The Great Heavenly Lord coughed, thought for a moment, then waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's disperse!"

After saying that, the Great Heavenly Lord moved and disappeared.

In an instant, the heaven and the hall were in a state of uproar, and everyone hurried home. Those who could afford it used their own money to bring out telescopes, clairvoyance, and the like, and broadcast them live. Those who don’t have that kind of ability just go to the door and knock on the door.

One said: Do I have wine?

The other squinted his eyes and said: I have information!

Together?

Together!

And the Great Heavenly Lord, with a swish, returned to the Queen Mother Palace.

There have been a lot of unlocking poses recently, and I have a little backache, but if I work hard, I might be able to make a little cotton-padded jacket.

The main reason is that the eldest daughter Yunhua has grown up and has to take care of the family, and the younger daughter Long Ji, well, let’s not mention it.

By the way, isn't it...?

The Great Heavenly Lord's eyes flashed and he thought of something.

"Report!"

Before entering the main hall, I saw soldiers trotting over.

"What?"

"Tianzun Qi, Mr. Long Dexing just sent the marriage settlement document."

"Long De Xingjun? Is that that one?" Although the Great Heavenly Lord has been the Emperor of Heaven for countless years and has unparalleled experience, he really didn't remember at this moment, who is Long De Xingjun? Is there such a person in heaven?

"Ahem!" Xiaobing coughed and said, "It's Hong Jin!"

"Huh?" The Great Heavenly Lord was startled for a moment, and he remembered. By the way, there was such a person. Because those two old guys in the West were shameless, they took advantage of marriage and took away his little cotton-padded jacket. At that time, the Great Heavenly Lord knew all this. Such anger, just cut this person out of his mind, otherwise he will be full of murderous intent when he thinks about it...

One Yunhua, one Longji, what the heck, that means he can't beat them, otherwise he could really kick them to death in the West.

But, what the hell is that, a divorce settlement document?

The Great Heavenly Lord blinked. This annoying guy knew that he was dissatisfied with him and basically didn't dare to come out. Now he handed over a letter? What do you mean? He held out his hand and said, "Bring it here and let me take a look!"

Open it up, oh, the Great Heavenly Lord smiles, he is so happy.

The engagement was broken off!

The relationship between the two parties is not harmonious and it is not suitable to continue together?

In an instant, I understood. Although the other party did not dare to come out, his eyes were constantly staring at this side. It was obvious that he had gotten the news just now.

Let my niece find a new nephew and son-in-law. This operation, I have to say, is really amazing!

Hong Jin was so frightened that he peed!

The Great Heavenly Lord waved his hand and said happily: "Go down and get two pots of wine and two golden elixirs. You have a holiday this month and have a good rest."

Xiao Bing was happy. He quickly clasped his fists and said with joy on his face: "Okay!"

Although the Heavenly Soldiers are not very busy, maybe they can get some rest, which is not bad.

After all, the top leaders of government units are given leave, and this kind of rest is paid!

And there are two golden elixirs. There is usually only one kind of golden elixir. Laojun's nine-turn golden elixir is equivalent to half a year's salary. How about cutting it? Make a lot of money!

Taking the letter, the Great Goddess ran happily into the Queen Mother's Palace.

At this moment, I saw three women sitting in the Queen Mother's Palace, accompanied by seven fairies.

The Queen Mother and her daughter Yun Hua were undoubtedly delighted. They looked at Yang Jian in the lower realm in the huge mirror with a look of gossip on their faces.

Long Ji was also very happy, but it could be seen that there was a trace of depression between her eyebrows, and she looked envious of Yang Chan in the video.

If the person who marries her is like the Shushan Sword Master, then as a woman, she basically has no more requirements, right?

"Why don't you come over quickly?"

Seeing the Great Heavenly Lord, the Queen Mother said angrily, "One day in the sky and one year on the earth. If the time is not synchronized, Yang Jian will leave the heaven in an instant, and the following will be frozen directly. If you look at it in the time of the heaven, it will be gone in the blink of an eye." .

So Li Sujian pointed to the sky and invited Yang Jian to start a battle. The Queen Mother called Yun Hua as her mother, and Long Ji, who had nothing to do all day long and was frowning, to wait for the Great Heavenly Lord to come back.

not coming back? How can it be!

As for those embarrassing postures, I am afraid that the Great Heavenly Lord, who is old and ignorant, has not stopped watching them. Of course, it is not the kind of watching the scene. I still have some morals. I just capture the images, observe them, and learn from them...

The Great Heavenly Lord nodded immediately, walked up quickly, and sat down next to the Queen Mother.

Suddenly, the Queen Mother's face turned red.

She seems to be a twenty-three-year-old young girl, in fact a fairy in heaven. Although she has a huge actual age, her emotional age is not more than thirteen years old...

Look at the Queen Mother, she has given birth to two daughters, controls three thousand harem ladies, and has been married to the Great Heavenly Lord many times. But it is obvious that what kind of environment can there be in ancient times?

Moreover, given the identity of the Great Heavenly Lord, the Queen Mother could not turn around and go to a place like a brothel, so the relationship between the couple still stayed at the stage where they closed their eyes in bed and left everything to each other.

This kind of affectionate behavior in front of others is undoubtedly still annoying even if it has been done several times.

"Be serious!" The Queen Mother quickly grabbed the Great Heavenly Lord's hand. This bastard is going to die! !

The Great Heavenly Lord smiled and grabbed the Queen Mother's jade hand. He couldn't pull it back even if he tried hard. Then he turned to look at Long Ji and said, "Here!"

"What is this?" Long Ji was stunned and couldn't help but take it and take a look. Then she was stunned and couldn't help but burst into tears.

Queen Mother and Yun Hua were also stunned and couldn't help turning their heads to look. After a while, they took a deep breath.

"How's it going? Is it okay? This is called borrowing my nephew's son-in-law's knife to kill him! Hey, you are still insisting on it. Look at my nephew and son-in-law, I can marry him together!"

"Father!" Long Ji couldn't help shouting, and his whole body was in a panic. Can he say this to his face?

cannot!

Alas, it's a pity that Li Su is not here. If he were, he would either hate him so much, or he could directly hold the Great Heavenly Lord's hand. In fact, this matter is not non-negotiable...

"Cough! Cough!"

After coughing twice, the Great Goddess raised his voice and said: "Okay, let's all watch the show, let's all watch the show! It's not common for a nephew's son-in-law to beat his brother-in-law...!"

When the Queen Mother and Yun Hua heard this, they immediately rolled their eyes.

What nonsense are you talking about...!

*******

Mortal world!

A moment after Li Su finished speaking, Erlang Shen arrived.

Looking at Li Su holding his little cotton-padded jacket in his arms, before Erlang Shen could open his mouth, a breath of air filled his heart and he almost spurted out blood!

Yang Jian's face turned dark and he said directly: "Let go of your claws!"

When Li Su heard this, he raised his eyebrows, hugged the girl and took a sip, which made the three worlds stare in shock.

What the hell! ! !

Awesome!

In front of the God of Justice, fuck his sister?

The little girl was dizzy, with smoke puffing out from the top of her head. She was in a daze and didn't know where she was or what she was doing...

Erlang Shen exploded, exploded on the spot, all three eyes were spitting thunder and lightning flashed!

The evil fire has been aroused. I am not afraid that you will get it wrong today. I, Erlang Shen, will never do it, Yang, and take your surname!

Li Su smiled. Thousands of five hundred years of longing and fifteen hundred years of resentment. As much love as there is, there is as much hatred as there is. Why, this bastard in front of him actually made him a fool for a whole thousand and fifty years. I've been single for hundreds of years, how can I tolerate this? cannot.

He jumped up and flew directly towards the three cute young guys who looked like Nezha.

"Third Prince?" Li Su said.

Nezha nodded and looked at the brother in front of him with admiration. He was so awesome!

Can Erlang be so proud? A person for eternity, right?

Li Su stretched out his hand and said, "Shake your hand!"

Nezha was startled, and held out his little hand. It was as big as an eight-year-old baby, and he looked really smart and weird.

Li Su shook hands and continued: "Are we acquainted? Are we friends?"

"Uh, count?"

"Cicada, stand still."

Slightly letting go of Yang Chan, Li Su took action and directly picked up Nezha, held him in his arms, rubbed and squeezed, then rubbed the other person's little face and said: "Nezha, you But I didn’t expect to have the opportunity to see my idol when I was a child, and I can’t even explain without giving you a hug.”

While saying this, Li Su put down Little Nezha.

At this moment, little Nezha is completely confused. What's going on? Was he being jerked off?

But why? It doesn’t feel bad!

He could feel Li Su's mood, not as if he were a child, but with a kind of incomparable fondness. It was just a way of expressing his feelings, a bit like his father.

Not far away, the corner of Yang Jian's mouth twitched, feeling that the scene was so familiar.

In the heavenly court, at the house of King Tota, Mrs. Yin couldn't help but narrow her eyes. Although she had many sons, her youngest son was undoubtedly her favorite. She had used Li Su's skill a lot when she was a child, but unfortunately her son was older. Not by my mother.

It's all his father's fault, that bastard.

On the side, King Tota touched his beard. The strength was a bit heavy, and the skin of his chin was pulled. This rhythm looked familiar.

"Nezha, let's go to the beach together next time. Don't look for people with official positions, but look for evil dragons. How about we kill them and have a barbecue?"

Nezha's eyes lit up, he nodded and said, "Okay, okay! Brother-in-law, let's go together next time!"

"Ouch! Ouch!"

Beside, the barking dog barked.

"Yes, yes, and you!" Li Su leaned over and touched the Roaring Sky Dog, picked it up and moved his hands up and down, and after rubbing it again and again, he put it down with satisfaction, "I will never forget you about this!"

Roaring Sky Dog was happy, clucking his tongue, extremely happy.

Then, Qing Cong Gu Liang, who was holding a gold bucket, and Qing Cong Gu Liang, who was holding a pair of scissors and had a pair of scissors, came closer, with expectant eyes.

Undoubtedly, Li Su has a big brother-like temperament, just like Gongming's brother, but different.

Gongming's brother was a prefect of courtesy, but Li Su treated him with intimacy. Not only that, he also practiced the Lingbao Sutra and became 100% his own.

Looking at the expressions of the two girls, especially the things in their hands, Li Su was almost certain that the second of the legendary Three Xiao Empresses was Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao.

Undoubtedly, this kind of hugging is not suitable.

Although the two little girls looked really cute and fit the temperament of little cotton-padded jackets, Li Su still felt a little scared when she thought of Yun Xiao sitting above them, and she was a little afraid to pluck the tiger's beard for fear of being beaten.

The two little girls also realized something, and they suddenly felt a little nervous, and their little heads hunched down.

It was obvious that she should be her senior sister, and she looked like a younger sister. Li Suer couldn't bear it, raised her hand and grabbed it, and the magic weapon, Dao Tang, appeared.

One little girl stuffed one in her mouth, and each person stuffed a handful in their hands. They turned around and fed Nezha, Roaring Sky Dog, and Yang Chan each one, each holding a handful in each hand.

Then he reached out and touched the heads of the two little girls and said: "Two senior sisters, let's go out for a picnic when we have time, kill some monsters and other things, and have a barbecue!"

The two girls lay smacking their lips together, their eyes narrowed. Although Daoyun was a bit prickly, it was sweet and sour, which suited their tastes very well.

The two girls nodded immediately, eager to go immediately and said, "Okay!"

"Bastard, why don't you fight!!!"

Not far away, Erlang Shen was really furious and furious.

As soon as he finished speaking, the three girls, a child, and a dog looked sideways at him. However, when they saw Erlang Shen, Yang Chan, Nezha, and Xiaotian Quan quickly turned their heads, but Qiongxiao Bixiao kept staring. The idea of ​​​​or else we should go to the bar is growing.

Do you want to teach?

Of all the living Jie Jiao, who doesn’t want to?

Li Su taught Yang Chan to Qiong Xiao and said, "Two senior sisters, Mashan will take care of my wife!"

"Oh! No problem!"

Giving the worried Yang Chan a look, Li Su turned around, took a deep breath, and a blazing silver light began to burst out of his eyes. The Qingping Sword reappeared, held in his palm.

In an instant, the sword intent soared into the sky and reached Yang Jian.

Yang Jian's eyes flashed, and there was no doubt that the person in front of him was completely different from what he was 1,500 years ago. Feeling the bone-scratching chill, today's beheading was not as easy as he thought.

But who is Yang Jian? The God of Justice, the God of War in the list of gods, the only being who has been physically sanctified.

If you have to fight, then fight!

At the moment of eye contact, the air was scorched, the heaven and earth were shaking, and the avenue was ringing.

The genius who explains the teachings and the giant who intercepts the teachings.

Jade Pure Scripture vs Lingbao True Scripture.

Just for a moment, there was a terrifying force reverberating, endless Tao Yun colliding, and the heaven and earth space was directly torn apart by the power of the two people, even though they had not officially collided yet.

Li Su raised his steps and stepped into the endless void and into the endless space.

Yang Jian raised his hand and made a move, and the three-pointed two-edged sword fell on the palm of his hand. He also stepped forward and entered the battlefield.

In the void, there are storms and sparks. They stir up everything and destroy everything. They are terrifying and turbulent.

But facing the two people entering, Baofeng felt something, and Xinghuo knew it, and directly avoided the two people, leaving the huge battlefield.

"Please!" Li Su held his sword in salute and spoke calmly.

Yang Jian returned the salute and raised his gun.

After a moment's pause, the two men disappeared directly. Infinite sparks exploded in the void. In the blink of an eye, they fought wildly a hundred, a thousand, ten thousand, and a hundred thousand times.

The terrifying sword intent and the terrifying blades intersected crazily in the void. The sparks they created crashed through the fragments of the world and shattered the meteors left here by the universe.

They fought fast and high.

The bodies of both of them are densely covered with endless Dao rhymes, and both have Dao chapters appearing, densely outlines of infinite power.

They kept fighting fiercely, and neither side showed any mercy, and the most extreme confrontation broke out.

On one side, the sword light is fierce, and the infinite sword intent soars into the sky, turning into a sword that can cut through the sky. At a glance, it is almost impossible to see the head. Each sword is like a real divine sword, emitting a vast divine light, which can destroy the sky. Cutting the sky and splitting the earth.

That is the most grand chapter of the Lingbao Sutra. Although it is made of thoughts into a sword, this sword is no different from a divine weapon.

On one side, the sword was blazing, the three-pointed two-edged sword opened and closed, and the four forces of wind, fire, water, and earth gathered together. With every blow, a vast space was cut off and shattered by it.

That is the secret of the Yuqing Chapter, which uses earth, fire and geomantic omen to reopen the world, carrying the power of destruction.

boom! boom! boom!

As the two people continued to fight, countless people in the heaven watched with burning eyes and excitement.

One is gifted with extraordinary talent, and the other has unparalleled understanding.

After going through years of hard work, the two have reproduced a trace of the ancient times, the era of saints, and the Sanqing Dynasty.

The Jie Jiao disciples shouted excitedly. Although the Chan Jiao disciples were suppressed, they also clenched their fists and stared at the two people fighting.

The blood is boiling and the heart is burning!

Perhaps because the cause of this battle was ridiculous, it seemed to be unburdening. Because of this, the fighting spirit that had been calmed for many years was activated by the two people who fought against each other.

It’s not the time when you’re a god, but this kind of battle is truly addictive! ! !

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Uh..., sorry everyone, it will be late at noon, and also late in the afternoon. The more I write, the more excited I am...!

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