Myth analysis, I know the plot and I am invincible

Yang Jian left.

Soon, Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao also left with a proud look on their faces. My sister was calling. They also had responsibilities and could not stay in the mortal world for a long time.

Little Nezha has also left. As I said just now, immortals cannot descend to earth at will.

Li Su's face was swollen, one person touched it, another handed out a handful of candies, held Yang Chan in one hand, and the Roaring Dog in the other, and went to the lower world.

Um?

Wait a moment? !

Isn’t Yang Chan an immortal?

yes!

But her mission now is to go down to earth!

What about the barking dog?

Come on, what good can a dog do? Although it is a judicial dog in nature, the copywriting and other tasks are basically done by the grass-headed immortal under Erlang Shen. As for the barking dog, it is responsible for lying there wagging its tail.

After sending a message to Abao, Li Su took Yang Chan's little hand, found a village, and moved in directly.

Silver is easy to say.

I spent fifteen taels and bought a house with eight bedrooms. The latrine was quite far away... But it didn't matter. The two of them didn't poop. Everything that entered the body of the immortal was transformed into energy.

Of course, there are some that cannot be refined.

That kind of thing will be excreted naturally, but that thing really can't be placed in an ordinary latrine. After all, if you think about it, the energy properties in the immortal's body are basically the same as nuclear energy. It can't be digested, and what is pulled out is basically Nuclear waste levels….

Well, I feel a little bad, so I won’t continue to talk about this topic in depth.

Looking at Yang Chan's rosy little face, Li Su blinked his eyes, but didn't immediately pick up his gun and mount his horse. He directly drove this luxury car, which is comparable to the only one in the world, the Malasati Vulot. After all, he has to Consider the girl’s mood, right?

Although he has lived on earth for fifteen hundred years and has been single for fifteen hundred years, he is no different from that time now.

Apart from anything else, the girl was carrying his baby in her belly, and she could feel his breath.

Therefore, we have to worry about the condition of the children inside, right?

Moreover, the most important thing is that Li Su has not forgotten it. Although he is a modern person, he often has flash marriages, direct government registration, or even dating children first. He is thinking about it. Category.

Undoubtedly, marriage, a holy word, is very important to a girl.

So after buying a house, with Yang Chan's rosy face, Li Su said directly: "Chan'er, marry me, let's go get married!"

Yang Chan was stunned. No doubt she had thought about what would happen to Li Su after meeting him again. Will there ever be those extremely embarrassing scenes again, those scenes that are so comfortable that one almost loses one’s soul, and when thinking about it afterwards, one can’t help but stomp down a mountain with his feet.

It turned out to be a marriage proposal!

The little girl's eyes were suddenly filled with mist. She was so moved that she threw herself into Li Su's arms and gave her a passionate and hot wet kiss until her brain almost suffocated.

Um? How much kissing is required to make the immortal behave like this?

Covering his eyes with his paws, he glanced through the cracks from time to time. He got agitated and then closed them again. When his mood calmed down slightly, he looked again from time to time until the roaring dog, whose hands were sore, could answer you. That was really a long time. After a long time, it was like a certain second mother's foot-binding cloth, which had been pulled for a long time but the end was missing.

Li Su did not forget the Roaring Dog. He let go of the faint little girl and let her stand firm. He lowered his head and touched the Roaring Dog's head, feeling the unprecedented smoothness brought by the small amount of fur. Said: "Xiaotian, big bone or fish?"

"Ouch?" Roaring Sky Dog was startled.

"There aren't many demons in this world now. Let's eat something ordinary for now. How about we have a barbecue? Have some wine."

Listen, Roaring Sky Dog is hungry. It sticks out its tongue and barks: "Big bones, fish!"

Although it is now a tengu, it has status, is aloof, and has amazing strength.

But that doesn't mean it's the same as those gods who don't eat fireworks from the world. It's still a dog in essence. It doesn't care what it eats. The important thing is that there is food.

"Both of them?" Li Su smiled. This is a puppy that has been chosen by everyone. Well, it has a clever spirit!

After taking Yang Chan out, Li Su went directly to the local rich man's house and spent an amount of money that he could not refuse. After buying a leg of beef, he went to the market to get a dozen big fat fish and bought them through a drug store and other stores. After picking up some seasonings that are still medicinal materials and will become food in the future, I took the person and walked the dog back.

Asking Yang Chan and Roaring Sky Dog to wait aside, he began to fiddle with it.

He chopped off dozens of big trees and directly evaporated the water inside. At the same time, he used the power of fire in the Yuqing chapter to make charcoal from them, and then started a barbecue directly in the yard.

Dozens of ingredients such as cumin, cumin, and Sichuan peppercorns are dried to remove moisture and then crushed into pieces to use as seasonings.

After thinking for a while, he thought that barbecue without chili meant that it had no soul, so Li Su directly raised his flying sword, rushed out with a swish, and headed east. Remember, the place of origin is Mexico?

It took only a few breaths to reach the coastline, and then headed east, directly across the Pacific Ocean, and headed straight for Mexico.

After about a quarter of an hour, a continent could be seen in the distance.

Li Su quickly flew over and started to search. After a while, he actually found a small red pepper with extremely bright colors.

Li Su raised his hand and waved, and a large piece of wild sansho pepper was caught in his hand. Without any hesitation, it shot directly into the sky the next moment.

Um?

Looking at the Tu tribe below who were shouting and even kneeling down, Li Su blinked and his thoughts couldn't help but wander for a moment.

I guess in tens or hundreds of years, myths and stories based on him will probably appear, right?

He didn't stop, after all, the cicada and the dog were waiting for him.

After galloping all the way, it took almost another quarter of an hour for Li Su to return to the Middle-earth continent. Well, he looked up at the sky and saw that it was a little dark. It happened to be barbecue time.

He went straight back home.

Yang Chan couldn't help but said: "Brother Su, where have you been?"

"Well, I went to get something delicious. By the way, Chan'er, Xiaotian, please turn off your sense of immortality first, and just feel the deliciousness of the food from your physical body, otherwise the taste will be greatly overshadowed."

Humans have five senses, and immortals naturally also have their senses.

Normally, immortals are not interested in human food, mainly because of the fairy sense. Mortal food will only affect the body, but immortal food will affect the soul. Undoubtedly, the soul's ability to feel is far greater than that of the body, so Mortal food is basically unattractive.

One person and one dog were startled for a moment, and looked at Li Su blankly. Why seal this?

Li Su was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but scratch his head. By the way, it was very simple for him to be sealed. He had reached the level of understanding and mastered the top level of plurality. Chan'er and the others were obviously different. To them, this was just like ordinary people. The five senses are the same and there is no way to operate them.

Li Su raised his hand and pointed, and two swords fell directly on a man and a dog, directly retaining the senses of sight, smell, and taste except for the senses and hearing.

Take out the wild sansho pepper, steam it dry, mash it and put it aside.

All the preparations were in place, Li Suhe blinked, by the way, how can there be no wine in the barbecue?

He got some fruit, fermented it directly with his own skills, and integrated his sword power into it, making a jar of Dao wine that was similar to Dao sugar.

Start taking out various ingredients and start processing them.

Meat is the main meal, and of course there are other things that are indispensable. I bought a lot of various vegetables. As the charcoal fire rose, Li Su quickly started grilling.

With a stinging sound and an explosion of flavor, Yang Chan couldn't help but swallow her saliva, and the Roaring Sky Dog's tongue was almost pulled to the ground.

This special delicacy from post-modern times suddenly whets the appetite of both people and dogs.

Li Su was always an immortal and roasted very quickly. Dozens of kilograms of beef, chicken, fish, and dozens of kilograms of vegetables were quickly roasted under his control, accompanied by oil, cumin, fennel and other ingredients. The seasonings were sprinkled on it and the aroma was so intense that Yang Chan and Xiaotian Quan couldn't help but come closer.

"Chan'er, go get the dishes and chopsticks, and Xiaotian, go get a table."

"Okay! Ouch!"

One person and one dog entered the room quickly, Chan'er started to take the plates, and Roaring Sky Dog used his magic power to hold up the table and ran out first.

"Cicada, take more plates."

Li Su thought for a moment and said.

"Huh? Oh!"

Yang Chan, who was ready to come out with three, quickly went back and took some more before walking out.

Bah!

When the chili peppers started to be served, a spicy smell suddenly exploded, and the whole yard was filled with an unprecedented smell, which made people unable to help but indulge.

The table is set and the dishes are arranged.

Li Su glanced at the two greedy people, picked up the baked food, and placed it on the table in batches.

Pour the wine before placing the baked goods in batches on plates.

The little girl and the puppy couldn't bear it any longer. Li Su smiled and said, "Okay, let's eat!"

Unable to bear it any longer, Yang Chan took it in one hand and started eating it regardless of her demeanor.

The Roaring Sky Dog Man stood up straight. The dog's paws stretched out and turned into fingers. He also held them in each hand and started eating.

Fragrant, numb and spicy.

An unprecedented taste rushed into my mouth and into my mind. For a while, one person and one dog were chattering, and they kept mouthing.

Li Su smiled, picked up the skewers, poured himself a small cup and took a sip. Well, his sword spirit tasted really thin as water... Let's eat skewers.

As soon as he put the meat skewers into his mouth, Li Su was stunned.

Not only Li Su, but also Yang Chan and Roaring Sky Dog were stunned.

But when he saw one hand picking up the meat skewers, he opened his mouth and started to eat. Then he let out a sigh and his eyes brightened.

"This is good! You guys should try it too!"

Three more jade hands, as white as ever, stretched out, each took a bunch and started eating.

Haha~!

Soon, the three girls were in the same situation. They were extremely spicy, but they smelled so good that they couldn't help but continue.

Li Su's mouth twitched as he looked at a handsome man leading three pretty and shameless girls. If it weren't for the fact that the three girls' silhouettes were somewhat similar to Yang Chan's, and that handsome man was also very similar to Erlang Shen, Youdao is a nephew like an uncle? It is vividly reflected here...

Li Su turned his head and glanced at Yang Chan, who was dumbfounded, and Roaring Sky Dog, whose jaws were so frightened that they were dislocated. He took a deep breath.

No more running.

Great Heavenly Lord!

Also known as the ‘Haotian Golden Tower, the Supreme, the Natural, the Wonderful, the Milo, the True Jade Emperor God’!

The boy under Hongjun's sect, who is in the realm of pseudo-sage, is undoubtedly the strongest in the world now that the saint has not appeared.

If it's related... Li Su glanced at Yang Chan, thought for a moment, knocked his fist on his palm, and said, "Uncle, grandpa, do you want to drink?"

As soon as the words were spoken, everyone present was stunned. The Roaring Sky Dog grabbed his head with both paws and threw himself on the street.

Yang Chan's eyes also turned into mosquito-repellent eyes, and she didn't know where she was or what she was doing.

Long Ji and Yun Hua both looked at Li Su blankly. At this moment, they really admired the courage of this little kid in front of them.

You know, he is facing the Great Heavenly Lord, the most noble existence in heaven! ! !

kindness? Are you talking about the monkey from Journey to the West? It's just acting, who dares to take it seriously?

The Great Heavenly Lord narrowed his eyes, glanced at Li Su, and said with a smile: "Little guy, are you very brave?"

Li Su smiled and picked up the cup and filled it up for the other person, then handed it to the other person and said: "My uncle and grandpa are not saying this anymore. There is a family banquet now. You are not coming here as the Great Heavenly Lord, but as a great deity." As Chan'er's maternal uncle, it would be disrespectful for me to call you Great Heavenly Lord at this time, don't you think so?"

The Great Heavenly Lord blinked, picked up the wine glass, drank it in one gulp, and said, "You guys eat first, Li Su, and walk with me for a while." As he said that, he turned around and walked out.

"Oh, okay!"

Li Su nodded quickly, grabbed a handful of skewers, including vegetables and meat, and also brought a plate of grilled fish. He used his magic power to hold up the wine and followed directly.

Seeing the two figures disappear, Yang Chan let out a breath. There was no doubt that she was still very afraid of facing her uncle and grandpa.

She looked at her mother Yunhua, with a look of worry on her face. Li Su was not in a good shape. As the Lord of Heaven, if anything happens...

Yunhua felt his daughter's worry and couldn't help but look at his mother.

The Queen Mother rolled her eyes, what does this gradual progression mean?

"An Xin, didn't you see that bastard still had Chuan'er in his hand when he went out? Su'er knows him better than you do."

After hearing the words of the Queen Mother, several people immediately relaxed. If anyone wants to know who understands the Great Heavenly Lord best, it is undoubtedly her.

After reaching the river, the Great Heavenly Lord stopped and sat directly on the ground.

Li Su was startled for a moment, smiled, sat down, placed the barbecue between the two of them, and then filled it with the Great Heavenly Lord.

The Great Heavenly Lord was stunned for a moment, then laughed. While eating the skewers, he picked up the wine Li Su poured for him and drank it slowly.

"It's not strong enough. It's just a little warmer with the sword's will, right?"

"Well, I just thought of it on the spur of the moment. After this, I will warm up a pot and prepare it for you."

"Really? Haha, okay!"

The Great Heavenly Lord, Li Su, was sitting by the river, eating skewers and drinking wine, just like an ordinary mortal.

Immortal, isn’t he a human?

of course!

A person who lives near a mountain is called an immortal. Apart from his unimaginable wisdom and otherworldly power, in fact, he is still a human being at heart!

"Su'er!"

"well!"

"Find Heaven!"

"Um?"

"It's not the fake one above, but the real heaven in the world you are in. I will take away Chan'er and the child in her belly, and let this story stop here, waiting for you to find the heaven. .”

Li Su was stunned for a moment and then said: "Uncle and grandpa, can that liberate you?"

"Liberation? Haha, almost..." Great Heavenly Lord smiled, neither admitting nor denying.

Li Su blinked his eyes. The person in front of him was a false saint. He was the strongest existence under the saint. Li Su could still feel something when facing Yang Jian, but facing the person in front of him, he really couldn't feel anything. arrive.

How could such a being be trapped by this? Isn't it realistic...?

So....

"Uncle, why do you continue to stay here with your strength?"

The Great Heavenly Lord smiled, and while eating skewers and drinking wine, he blinked and said, "What do you think?"

Li Su was stunned, how could he guess this? But when he lowered his head and looked at the kebabs on the plate that were quickly destroyed by the Great God, he thought no more, thinking that this meal would really make him a tool! !

"No, I'm telling you, uncle, please eat slowly, it will cause severe burns and hurt your body!"

"Qi, you little bastard, did you scare your uncle and grandpa? With my level, can I hurt you?"

"Hey...wait a minute, why are you grabbing me? You're not the one who does it, you won't have any friends!"

"Haha, I am God Haotian, the supreme ruler of heaven. After the war between the lich and the demons, I rule the world. I want friends who can line up from Nantianmen to the underworld."

"..., you call that kind of friend??? Forget it, I eat fish... Wait a minute, what does this mean?"

"No, uncle, are you cheating? How can you still use magic to cover it?"

"When I finish eating what I have on hand..."

Li Su sighed deeply. He sat by the river with a dull gaze, facing this ruthless gangster who was obviously in the middle of a sex act. He was at a loss.

Well, if you don’t want to eat, then just eat it... I’ll keep you satisfied, and then Cicada Xiaotian and I will start a new business.

After a while, the Great Heavenly Lord finished eating the skewers and the fish. He raised his head and said dissatisfied: "What are you doing standing there? There's not enough food. Go get it done...!"

Li Su was startled, are you still coming? There are gangsters here and there, this is the king of skewers..., no, it can’t be like this, really talk to the other person, you have to share things like eating, who dares to eat it all next time? Please?

However, considering the opponent's strength, Li Su took a deep breath and said, "Oh, I'm going to bake...!"

Well, this is not a coward!

This is respecting the old and loving the young!

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