Myth Invasion: I Kill the Gods on Earth

Things related to preparing to welcome the god of agriculture were arranged and everyone was mobilized.

Shang Weitian left to be responsible for the production of temple flags and totems, and Jin Lao was responsible for the evacuation of the people from the agricultural area. It was rare for the gods of Daxia to come back, so they went to guide the training of their disciples.

Lin Fan, the commander-in-chief, had nothing to do and simply wandered around the camp to see the training status of the God-Slaying Army and various sects.

Xingyimen opened zoos and breeding farms. While observing animals, they wrestled with tigers and icebergs to polish their energy.

Lin Fan could barely understand.

The martial arts of the Xingyi Sect's outsiders exercised their muscles and bones, and their Qi and blood were strong. During the period of land reclamation across the country, many Xingyi Sect disciples ran into the paddy fields because their Qi and blood were too strong, squeezed the buffalo aside, and put on the plow themselves to go crazy. plow. .🅆.

Looking at the howling martial artist, he just fucked the buffalo and became autistic.

Lin Fan really couldn't understand this.

Who is a good person who wants to be a cow?

Daxia seems to be a little abnormal now. It's okay if some people are pretending to be horses, and even cows are involved.

"Where is Wang Hu?" Lin Fan suddenly realized that Wang Hu was not in the camp.

"Report to the Commander-in-Chief," a Xingyi Sect disciple saluted: "Sect Master Wang Hu took the disciples who became gods to go to the crater of the volcano to soak in the magma to consolidate Qi and blood!"

Taking a bath in magma is a yes.

Disciples of the Xingyi Sect pay attention to strong Qi and blood and boiling blood. It is obviously best for disciples who become gods to soak their bodies in magma to strengthen their Qi and blood.

Moreover, Wang Hu is a blood demon with demonic nature, and the fire poison contained in the magma is just suitable for cultivation.

But Lin Fan suddenly thought that Kaone was the God of Winter... Is it really okay to have hot and cold weather every day?

After lying on the cold ice every day to get your demonic blood boiling, you go to take a bath in the lava to replenish your energy and blood, right?

Let's go back to warm up, and then go to Caione to cool down, right?

"Wang Hu should be the happiest of the gods in Daxia now..." Lin Fan sighed.

Lin Fan walked towards the Confucian sect's tent again and saw Zi Lu scolding a disciple.

"The Master said that a gentleman has no weapons, how can you hold a machete! As a scholar, you are simply shameful!"

"I think back then, my husband, he led his seventy-two gang members, led three thousand people around, caused countless troubles, negotiated with the kings of various countries, and established the "Yu Yu" as the gang rules, and now you actually picked up a machete, What’s the difference between this and being a gangster?”

Zilu was very angry.

The disciple was stunned for a moment: "Aren't we?"

Zilu was stunned for a moment, then thoughtfully said: "That seems right...but you can't hold a machete!"

"After all, we are also scholars. How can we use machetes or move bricks?"

The disciple hesitated: "But the weapons we use seem not as fast as the sword. The knife can cut, the sword can stab..."

"That's nonsense!" Zilu snorted coldly: "Knowledge is power!"

"Got to use this!"

Zilu took out a heavy dictionary. It was made of fine steel and weighed a hundred or ten kilograms. It had spikes all over its body and eight corners.

There is also a chain wrapped around it, swinging it like a meteor hammer.

One look at it is powerful.

"As long as it is opened, the thousands of papers are like blades. If not opened, they will be struck like a meteor." Zilu said solemnly: "It contains the "Sage's Words". When you wave it, the saint will help you, and the momentum is like a rainbow."

The disciple bowed devoutly and said, "It's my disciple who is presumptuous! It turns out that our Confucian sect is the right way!"

"Yes," Zilu nodded happily and turned to look at Lin Fan: "The commander-in-chief is here?"

"Here we come." Lin Fan looked at the disciple wielding the meteor hammer and said complexly: "The weapons of your Confucian sect are really unique."

"It's not bad. A scholar should behave like a scholar." Zilu smiled sheepishly.

Lin Fan suddenly thought of a question.

As the Shura God, he is naturally powerful in soul-level battles, and his frontal combat power is also very strong.

But it lacks sneak attack means.

"Let me ask, does the Confucian sect have any hidden weapons?" Lin Fan asked curiously. \u003cb

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Zilu's expression changed and he pointed at the sun: "It's broad daylight and the world is bright. Hidden weapons are used by evil sects. Do you know that our Confucian sect is an upright sect!"

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, and knew that he had said the wrong thing, so he subconsciously apologized: "I'm sorry, the Confucian sect has always been upright, I shouldn't have asked you to hide..."

Before he finished speaking, Zilu walked to the shade of a tree, waved his hands, and whispered: "Come here, whisper such shady things."

Lin Fan: "..."

Zilu took out a writing brush from his arms: "This is the Burmese Pear Blossom Brush. The saint gave it a beating back then... Ahem, it was to communicate with the ancestor of the Tang Sect. The Tang Sect ancestor gave the Burmese Rain Pear Blossom Needle as a gift. teacher."

"The teacher transformed it into a writing brush. When he turned it, every hair shot out. Now I let Gongshu Ming barely recover, but it will hurt the high god."

Lin Fan was a little disappointed: "It doesn't sound very powerful."

"The corresponding one is this one." Zilu took out a bottle of ink, "This is the Great Confucian Torture Poison... Ahem, the Great Confucian Soul-Destroying Ink was prepared by Mr. Zhang and I with great difficulty. We collected many items from the gods. I also added the words of the saint, which can cause the opponent to suffer the pain of the saint's recitation as long as it penetrates the flesh. As the Master personally taught, those with weak will will collapse immediately, and those with strong will will also suffer a significant decline in combat power. "

"At Mr. Zhang's suggestion, laxatives and aphrodisiacs were added... Combined with the rainstorm pear blossom pen, the effect is amazing."

Lin Fan: "!!!"

Is this ink?

This is poison!

No, you Confucians play like this, right? You smoke and drink in private, and use poison and hidden weapons!

What about the famous and upright sects!

As if he understood Lin Fan's gaze, Zilu shook his head and said, "I am a Confucian scholar. What's wrong with having more pens, ink, paper and inkstones? Confucius said that a gentleman hides his weapons in his body!"

Lin Fan thought that he should play less with scholars in the future.

It's too dirty.

"These two things are too dangerous. I'll confiscate them. I'll help you hold them first." Lin Fan took the rainstorm pear blossom pen and ink, which can also make up for his lack of hidden weapons.

Lin Fan walked towards the Taoist sect again, and saw that the Taoist disciples were sticking talismans on various weapons.

Nowadays, in addition to the blessing of the military god, the weapons and equipment of Daxia are also blessed by the Taoist talismans and the Buddhist consecration.

Talismans are also very useful nowadays. For example, when the light-body talisman is attached to the God-killing Mecha, the originally bulky God-killing Mecha instantly becomes light and its speed increases dramatically.

Chariots and warships are also applicable. Tanks with light-body talismans can even run as fast as sports cars. A lot of fuel is also saved in the transportation industry.

"After this batch of invisible talismans are printed, send them to the assassins of Mo Yinmen." Dao Wanqian was printing talisman paper and greeted Lin Fan when he saw him: "Commander-in-chief, how come you have time to come?"

Lin Fan was straightforward: "Do you have any hidden weapons?"

He whispered this time.

However, Dao Wanqian waved his hand: "No."

"You can have this." Lin Fan said in a smaller voice.

"I really don't have this." Dao Wanqian waved his hand: "How can we use those despicable means to eliminate demons and defend the way of Taoism! Just use a thunderbolt to strike you!"

"Okay then." Lin Fan sighed and turned around to leave.

"Buzz!"

A hidden weapon burning with flames suddenly stabbed at him, and Lin Fan subconsciously took two steps back.

"Boom!"

The wall behind him collapsed!

If it were an ordinary person, he would be seriously injured if not dead!

Lin Fan turned his head to see that the iron skewer was burning with hot flames, and there were a few pieces of meat on it, just like... a barbecue skewer?

It even exuded a barbecue aroma.

"What are you doing!" Dao Wanqian scolded loudly.

"Sorry, sorry." A Taoist priest ran over awkwardly, "Recently, the owner of a barbecue stall reported that the business has been getting better and better recently.

It's too tiring to thread the skewers and grill them every day, and it's smoky and hot. Can you design a machine to help thread the skewers and grill them?"

"I suddenly had an idea, can I use the Taoist formation? I combined a small suspended formation, a gravity formation, and then used the earth fire formation..."

Lin Fan turned his head to see that not far away, a talisman with complicated patterns and several formations stacked on it unfolded.

Above the talisman, pieces of meat floated, and iron skewers shot out, piercing the pieces of meat.

Then they passed through a ball of barbecue seasoning floating in the air, and then through a ball of rolling ground fire, and the barbecue instantly filled with fragrance and sizzling.

But the power penetrated the iron plate on the opposite side by half a meter, and even the ground fire melted the steel plate.

Lin Fan's face was complicated: "Are you sure you want to use it for skewering?"

"This... I have adjusted the power to the minimum." The Taoist sighed: "I am not capable enough, it seems that I can only turn down this order."

Lin Fan shook his head.

As a skewering formation, it is obviously too powerful.

But as a killing formation, this is just right!

It can be called the Taoist enhanced version of Gatling!

"Adjust the power to the maximum and report to the military." Lin Fan put away the two talismans: "As for these two talismans, I took them away."

Speaking of which, Daxia is getting more and more strange now.

As the Taoist and Buddhist sects grew stronger, Taoist talismans and Buddhist consecrations also became popular in Daxia.

The key is that in this era of the advent of gods and the revival of ancestors, this thing is really useful!

Nowadays, walking on the street, you will encounter many strange things, such as tractors with suspended talismans attached, flying close to the ground, and Taoist salesmen with light body talismans attached to their legs, walking side by side with drivers on the highway, and greeting and asking if they want light body talismans.

Even traffic police now have to be equipped with a series of talismans, and they must have a certain level of cultivation, otherwise they really can't catch up...

At first, Taoism even wanted to sell invisibility talismans, but because some people had too bold ideas, they could only ban them from being sold to the public. Only those that are helpful to the lives of the people and will not cause too much chaos are sold.

Even the weapons of the Daxia military have been upgraded. Now Daxia weapons include modern weapons such as guns and cannons blessed by the power of military gods, Buddhist instruments consecrated by Buddhism, and various Taoist talismans and arrays.

In the process of improving the formations of the Taoist sect to adapt to the modern times, those with low power are distributed to the public, and those with high power are directly given to the military, so that no one is wasted.

Later, we have to add a flame grilling Gatling formation.

Lin Fan said with satisfaction: "Your Taoist formations have developed very quickly recently. Many lost formations have been reproduced by you."

"Haha, not only restore, I am also trying to improve some, after all, we have to keep up with the times." Dao Wanqian smiled, "I found an inspiration from watching cartoons recently."

"By the way, you seem to be looking for something to improve your combat power. I recently refined a pill." Dao Wanqian reached out and fumbled in his arms, saying: "It may be helpful to you."

Dao Wanqian said, and took out a blood-red pill, which exuded an evil nature, as if it was carrying the breath of a demon.

Lin Fan took it curiously, and said while looking at it: "This is..."

"Blood Demon Pill." Dao Wanqian explained: "Swallow this pill and you will gain the power of the blood demon."

"Blood Demon Power...similar to Wang Hu's power?" Lin Fan was shocked: "This is the power of the blood demon, belonging to the devil, with violent and evil power."

"Wang Hu has strong blood and can withstand it. But if ordinary people eat it, the blood demon power will explode in the body, and the veins will be impacted. Even if they don't die, they will lose half their lives!"

"That's why Mr. Zhang doesn't let me conduct human experiments. In fact, this pill has overcome these problems." Dao Wanqian sighed: "If you really encounter danger one day, you can try to eat it."

Lin Fan nodded.

This can only be regarded as a last resort.

In fact, Lin Fan has many back-ups. If he really encounters danger one day, he will be the king of hell.

At worst, he will sell his soul, and everyone will stop playing.

But this can only be used once

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times... so Lin Fan still wants to have a few more backups.

With the Confucian special hidden weapons and poisons, ah, it's the brush and ink, as well as the Taoist blood demon pill and barbecue formation, Lin Fan felt much more comfortable.

After Lin Fan left, Dao Wanqian took out his mobile phone again and watched the animation he had watched recently.

Not to mention, some things in the animation can always give me inspiration.

Especially some things involving the use of formations.

In the mobile phone, a yellow-haired man bit his finger, pressed his hands on the ground, and shouted: "But who is that thief!"

"Bang!"

A huge toad appeared in the smoke.

Obviously, there is a war at the moment, but Daxia has rarely ushered in peace. The lives of the people seem to have not changed at all, except that they are not close to the agricultural area.

The soldiers are also training step by step, but they are more practicing how to hide and not be discovered.

After all, the God of Agriculture has come, and there is a high probability that there will be no fight.

The soldiers just need to stay out of sight.

Half a month later, the gods of Daxia returned to the God Realm. After all, they still had to go to work and earn God Crystals.

Young Master North was still kneeling.

Lin Fan spent half a month in Daxia doing nothing but eating and waiting for death.

There was really nothing to do. Although Lin Fan could fight, he was not good at arranging production plans. After all, Lin Fan was just a soldier.

In fact, Lin Fan did some things, such as eating like crazy and trying to consume Daxia's food.

Shang Weitian also called on everyone to eat and drink enough, and eat more at every meal.

After all, the God of Agriculture is coming.

There is too much food stored. When the God of Agriculture comes, I am afraid that it will not be eaten up. Eat more.

Half a month later, when the gods of Daxia returned again.

The atmosphere finally became tense.

God of Agriculture, will come in three hours!

Above the sky, the originally blurred figure has become clearly visible, and the bright glory is particularly dazzling. They look down greedily at this land.

Bright flags fluttered on the southern city wall.

The command center has been moved to the southern Great Wall. Lin Fan stood on the wall, looked at the lush plants and the humid environment below, and nodded slightly.

This must be the area where the God of Agriculture likes to descend.

The God of Agriculture is like a plant, and likes a humid environment.

Lin Fan stood on the wall, looked at the strong and healthy people of Daxia gathered below, and hundreds of cameras broadcasting live nationwide, and said in a deep voice: "There are three hours left, and the God of Agriculture is coming!"

"They are about to invade us!"

"Do you know what to do?"

Lin Fan has said this several times.

Every time, people are nervous and the soldiers frown.

However, this time.

"I know!"

"Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome!"

"Don't worry, we are ready!"

"God of Agriculture, come quickly, the land is ready for them, just waiting for them to come!"

The people below are smiling and waiting for the gods with expectation.

Some have even sung praises.

Lin Fan nodded: "Yes, let's start now, let's set off firecrackers to welcome the gods!"

"Let the gods feel our enthusiasm in advance!"

"They are here to help us farm!"

"If they want this land, then we will give it to them! As long as they farm well for us, we will welcome them!"

In just a moment.

"Crackle!"

The sound of firecrackers resounded throughout Daxia.

The people hung up lanterns and set off firecrackers in front of their homes, with smiles on their faces, as if it was a festival.

Lin Fan continued: "Now, let's hang up banners and erect totems to welcome these gods who want to save us!"