Myth of I Am Not Yi Xiaochuan

"Because it's me—"

However, in Brother San'er's astonished eyes, a human face suddenly appeared three meters away from this tentacle.That face was Fang Tianfeng.

"bye Bye--"

As soon as Fang Tianfeng exerted his force, Brother San'er was crushed into pieces.Blood and flesh splattered everywhere.

call.

It was only at this time that he returned to his human form and sat on the ground, then gasped heavily.

And all kinds of lights in the pit have disappeared, so it is a bit terrifying to become pitch black.

Fang Tianfeng just paused for a while, and then jumped directly, turning into a sparrow in an instant, flapping its wings, and then rushing to the entrance of the cave.

He gripped his paws firmly and took a breath of fresh air.

The sparrow's stature reverted to human form again.

The sky was still dark, it was still night, but it was too much experience for Fang Tianfeng.

The only certainty is that Brother San'er and the others are dead, and now he is the only one alive.

He lay on the ground, looking at the sparse stars in the sky, still unbelievable.

His name is Fang Tianfeng, but he is not from this world.

Because he is a traveler, he pushed his neighbors away while saving others, but he was hit by a car. He didn't expect that not only did he not die, but he also traveled directly into this world. I thought this was surprising enough, but he still knew Gao Yao, Yi Xiaochuan, Yi Dachuan, Gao Lan and others.

So he knew that he had crossed into the world of the TV series [Myth].

Because he hated Yi Xiaochuan, he didn't lick Yi Xiaochuan, the protagonist. Instead, he had a very bad relationship with him. Then he competed with Gao Lan together. In the end, he actually won in the soft and hard bubble, and successfully communicated with Gao Lan. .

And it was this victory that made him feel that he might be the protagonist.

Just after the idea came out, he received a letter.

The letter told him to dig a hole under the old locust tree in the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang, then find the sculpture of Qin Shihuang, and then smash the sculpture, which contains a deformation pill.

Such a simple piece of news was just this piece of paper, he tore a part and took it for identification by Yi Dachuan, but it was something that was two thousand years old.Then, Yi Dachuan kept pestering him to look at the original object, so that later the old professor Professor Yi asked him to take out the object and hand it in.

Their hunger and thirst made Fang Tianfeng feel that he could try it once.

Then, I contacted a few social scumbags that I wanted to deal with for a long time, and sneaked into the tomb together.

It was just that he didn't expect the Qin Shihuang sculpture inside to look exactly like himself, and he was also taken aback. However, it was just such a coincidence that he smashed the sculpture with a heart, and then found the deformation pill inside.

It's a pity that it's not an immortality pill.

But Fang Tianfeng looked at the broad sky left and right, but he didn't think it was too bad.

[I want to break up, break up ~ because I don't love you... la la la... I'm a scumbag...]

At this time, the vulgar bell suddenly appeared, very harsh in the open area.

Fang Tianfeng took out his phone and took a look.

Caller ID.

Gao Lan. *

Chapter 003 Gao Lan! (Three more for collection!)

"I said Gao Lan, you actually changed my cell phone ringtone!" After connecting the phone, Fang Tianfeng's first priority was to criticize her. The lyrics of God's special words, "I want to break up" "I don't love you anymore" "I'm a scumbag", not to mention that this will make girls stay away, even this taste is not enough.And she sang it by herself, but she's tone-deaf.

"I can't hear what you're talking about. Did you say anything?" A badly-acted Bangread voice came from the loudspeaker, and she was just pretending.

"So, what's the matter with the phone call? Or do I have to pay today?" Fang Tianfeng turned his legs into elephant legs, piled the soil into the hole he went down into, and then leveled the hole, while talking with Gao Lan calls.The payment he said was also the cause of this tomb robbery incident.

Gao Lan's family is not a happy one. If she and her brother Gao Ruo were orphans, their parents died when they were very young. Although they left a sum of insurance money, they had run out of money to support them gradually growing up.

But her elder brother, Gao Yao, who is five years older than her, is very sensible. After graduating from high school, he went directly to New Oriental to study cooking. He hopes to be an excellent chef, but he was finally hired to cook a large pot of rice for the archaeological team. His cooking skills are fundamental. There is no opportunity for ambition.

But he did this for 10 years, and used all the money he earned to support his sister's studies and living expenses.

However, this elder brother Gao Yao has the habit of taking small advantages. This time the archaeological team has a new manager in the kitchen. After checking the bills, it is found that Gao Yao usually steals ingredients. Got another chicken or something.But these chickens and ducks or ròu can often appear on Gao Lan's table at night, and Fang Tianfeng himself has eaten it many times...

According to the total statistics, the loss in the past 10 years is close to 10, and the archaeological team is also nostalgic. I hope that Gao Yao can pay back the money and not be held accountable.

However, Gao Yao disappeared a week ago, the phone could not be connected, and no one could be found.

It was said that he absconded in fear of crime, but Gao Lan decided to pay back the money first.

Gao Lan dropped out of school when she was a sophomore to learn how to repair cars. At the beginning of the month, her brother Gao Yao also helped her open a [Mountain Car] repair shop, but this shop has only been opened for two days, and there are not many Money, and most of Gao Yao's salary deposits are also posted in the auto repair shop, so Gao Lan made up his mind and decided to re-transfer the auto repair shop, take some transfer fees and add a little deposit, but it was still five short. There is a gap of [-], so Fang Tianfeng will participate in the tomb robbery.

Then there are plans for this time.

But he remembered that Professor Yi, a scholar from the archaeological team, spoke to Gao Yao, so the repayment period was three days later, so he shouldn't be in such a hurry.

"It's the driving recorder. That Yi Xiaochuan also disappeared a week ago. His brother Yi Dachuan drove his brother's car to repair it. I saw from the driving recorder that my brother was there too."

Gao Lan seemed to be in a hurry, and Fang Tianfeng also concentrated.

"where is it?"

"It's right there at [Mountain Forest Car]. I didn't go back at night and was in the store all the time."

"Then I'll go right away."

However, Fang Tianfeng just wanted to go to the place where he first went to the tomb, and then drove back in the little rickshaw that Brother San'er drove when he came, but when he sat in the driver's seat, he found that the key was not there.

It's just that the cave has been leveled now, and at that time I didn't know if the car key was broken by him.

big head.

So he... doesn't have a car now!

But he still has himself!

This is a very novel experience. After eating the Transforming Pill, Fang Tianfeng can control his body, even change his height, shortness, fatness and thinness, and at the same time change his appearance. Fang Tianfeng looks up and the geese spread their wings. It is a united and lovely bird.

Enthusiastic, he likes flying in a qun body, and during the flight, he constantly calls out to his companions who encourage flying.

high speed.

God said that if there is light, there will be brilliance.

And Fang Tianfeng looked at the wild goose and did not want to draw the bowstring and shoot it.but think...

"Ga-ga-" When Fang Tianfeng retracted his sight, the ground had become so close, he made a sound, but it also turned into a bird's voice. This is the highest level of imitation, and he has become the same tm. species of creatures.

Waving his hands that had already turned into wings, Fang Tianfeng felt that his body had become so brisk, he fluttered twice, and flew straight into the sky.

He became a wild goose.

Fang Tianfeng was proficient with his new body. He flew into the air and quickly flapped his wings. In just over a minute, he had caught up with the migrating geese, which might be a family of six.

The call of the geese is somewhat similar to that of a swan or a wild duck, but the appearance is much more beautiful. The feathers of the wings imitated by Fang Tianfeng are pitch-black, but the abdomen is white and looks very beautiful.

"Ga-ga-╮(╯▽╰)╭?"

"Quack-quack! Quack-quack (*^▽^*)!"

They found Fang Tianfeng, an uninvited guest, and two of them made a noise. I don't know if it was because they felt that Fang Tianfeng's cha·in made them exclusive, or they wanted to encourage him.Another pu fluttered to his side, rubbing against him with its soft pure white belly.

It feels like being rubbed by a cat.

Can't understand.

Even if they simulated their species and even simulated their calls, Fang Tianfeng still couldn't understand what they were quacking.

"Quack... No, what the hell am I-"

Fang Tianfeng wanted to complain, but he could sense that it seemed that the geese had no malice, so they flew with them.

After a while, Fang Tianfeng looked down from the sky and saw a familiar scene.

I also saw the brand of [Mountain Car].

"Goodbye, my destination has arrived."

Fang Tianfeng waved his black wings and suddenly waved to the six geese lined up in a V shape along the way.He can fly faster by himself, but flying with these geese doesn't feel too bad.So he bids them farewell.

"quack!"

However, the geese scattered directly as if they were burned by fire, and were frightened.There are also two wings that will not flap, and almost fall off.

"..."

Because he speaks human language.

It's like a neuropathy suddenly appeared in the same clan... Well, this analogy is not right, it should be when someone suddenly climbed to the sky and climbed up to Bai Fumei when they were all poor, it's time to burn.

But anyway, this is a novel experience.

Because he was very familiar with this place, Fang Tianfeng landed directly from the balcony on the second floor. Gao Lan's car repair skills are good, and she is also the boss, but she can't afford too many workers, so she only hired a middle-aged helper, but he is also It only comes during the day, so now only Gao Lan stays inside at night. *

Chapter 004 Gao Yao Disappeared! (please subscribe)

The Shanlin Auto Repair Shop has a total of two floors. The place is very spacious, covering an area of ​​more than 20 square meters. It is leased. From the running license to the opening, it has cost a total of more than [-] yuan, and Gao Lan insisted on helping his brother Gao Yao pay off his debts. The newly opened store is rented out like this, which is actually a big loss.

The door was open, and there were two cars parked in the garage, a dark Land Rover and a regular Volkswagen.

Fang Tianfeng's eyes skillfully looked in the direction of the small table. In addition to the lights, there was a little sound from the computer.And when you get closer, you can see a young girl with a single ponytail is cracking something on the keyboard.

Gao Lan is a very beautiful girl, and she has her own personality. After the college entrance examination was over and it was estimated that she would not be able to go to a high-scoring school, she chose to go to the school she likes, the auto repair school.Specialized in repairing cars.

It sounds scary for a girl to study this major, but she persevered, and she graduated with an A, and was also invited to stay in school.

A girl who is willing to stain gasoline with her clean fingers.

But there are two shortcomings. First, it may be the doting of her brother Gao Yao, not to mention her cooking skills. She has never even turned on the gas stove since she was a child, so she must be careful when marrying her.

The only two is that they are quite incapable of drinking, and when they drink, they are easy to get drunk, and it is difficult to take care of them when they are drunk.And who is the most poisonous to take care of her, then she will expose all the other party's little secrets after drinking.

It's just that no matter what kind it is, it seems that there are many problems, but now she has become his girlfriend.

"I said...you're heavy again." Fang Tianfeng said, diverting Gao Lan's attention.

There are three words a woman must not say, [I don't like you] [Why are you fat again].These three words are like JinJi, and once they are touched, they will inevitably cause a huge counterattack.

Sure enough, Gao Lan almost jumped up, but quickly sat down again, grabbing Fang Tianfeng's collar like a puppy and sniffing, "Are you going to catch ducks... there's a weird smell all over your body, and ... even the hair is brought back."

As she spoke, she took out a black wing feather from Fang Tianfeng's pocket.