Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

I said that Shouchun of Yuzhou was quite far away from Yongzhou, but it was not difficult to control the king. After all, the Zhou Dynasty was full of rubbish, and the only one who could catch Jia Xu's eyes was the concubine Yuan Shao. How can I put it, for This era of garbage is desperate.

"So the plan is for us to lead the troops and just go there and be done with it?" Yuan Shu looked at Jia Xu's plan to end it after writing a few lines of words on a piece of silk. He was speechless. Are you sure you're not kidding me?

"Lord, there is absolutely no problem with the military advisor's plan!" Qiao Li, whose total loyalty points in the four dimensions were less than the total, immediately stood up to support Jia Xu. It has been a pleasure to follow Jia Xu in the past two years. Jia Xu is simply a plug-in, completely conquered Killed all the trash under Yuan Shu's command.

Considering that his own military advisor also had good intentions, Qiao Rui decisively supported him, "Get out of here, I'm going to be the Qin King. Where is Lu Bu?" Yuan Shu glanced at Qiao, showing no face at all, while Qiao Rui also showed loyalty to Jia Xu. After thinking about what full loyalty meant, he immediately rolled back to his place in front of his face.

After all, Yuan Shu, who had gone through the plot and turned the ship over, was thinking that Lu Bu would come to vote for him in the last life, and now he has to become the king of Qin. Why didn't Lu Bu come? Jia Xu didn't mention it before, so Yuan Shu forgot about it. Anyway, this is the last time in his life. The important thing is honey water, it doesn't matter whether it is Lu Bu or not.

"Go to Yuan Shao." Jia Xu gave the answer. His intelligence system is very complete. After all, he needs money and people. There is still no problem with the intelligence network. "Then I can defeat King Qin by myself, can I?" "Yuan Shu looked at his plump arms and his fingers that were not close to carrots, and ended his thinking. It seemed that his hands were full of waste. "Look at the plan." Yizhou opened the plan, and there were a few small words below, "War and War". A subdued soldier!

"Bad, I am worthy of being your number one military advisor. I'll leave it to him." Yuan Shao looked at it and understood. It mattered. He said whatever he said.

Collected a group of talents such as Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, Gan Ning, Jiang Qin, etc. "Look, that's not the benefit of low morals." Yizhou looked at the eunuchs of Yangzhou who sent men and horses carrying grain and grass, and even Shixie from Jiaozhou sent out a thousand People have come from afar, but I haven’t fully understood the reality of that rubbish. What about Guan Zhong, four princes, respecting the king and rejecting the barbarians, making Qi the overlord? Now Yizhou increasingly thinks that Duke Huan of Qi is the same as the fat guy next to me!

"He wants to harm you, he wants you to die!" Shao, who was paralyzed, jumped up as if his **** was on fire. Anything else will do, that's all.

"Huh, let him unify this year." Yizhou said with disdain. Then while Gu Li was stunned, Liu Xie accepted Chang'an's appointment edict and became a guard. It depends on whether he comes to Chang'an in the future. , he understands yes!

As a result, Qingni Pass, which is known as a natural barrier, did not play any role at all, and Guli retreated into Guli like an armed parade.

Yizhou said that Xiaojun passed by Yingchuan and just stopped, so he went to take a look outside the Tang family, and also went to see Concubine Tang. Seeing that everything was bad about Concubine Tang, I left with peace of mind.

Because Yuan Shao was lying in peace, things like coercing the emperor, causing trouble in the front palace, monopolizing power, etc., even the **** basin was thrown down, because Gu Li could go to the next court, and the next court was also "Ah, "Yes, yes, yes" and "If you have nothing to do, look for your number one military advisor", a kind of old-age care operation.

That's why Yizhou could look at a bunch of trash but be kind enough to help him. After all, it seems to Yizhou that the sky is still collapsing, and the Han Dynasty has not yet been saved. My good-for-nothing lord wants to be emperor, and the sky is falling. There is a small chaos, and if there is a small chaos in the sky, the rules of the game can still be played. In that case, it is a problem for teammates to be stupid and useless, and loyalty is enough. At that time, Li Jue, Guo Si, Fan Chou and Jia Gong stood firm. There was also a conflict over the issue of food and fodder, but when Yuan Shao's hundreds of thousands of small troops rushed back, the eight of them were stunned and Peng swelled greatly. He quickly drank a pot of honey water and collapsed again. " What if he comes?" Yizhou glared at Yuan Shao with a slumped face, if I was dragging Yuan Shao to death, Yuan Shao would dare to come even for such a trivial matter as King Qin, he is the lord? Are you the lord?

Is he that weak? "Yuan Shao looked at Yizhou who had lost a lot of weight and said in disbelief, "Jia Wenhe, he doesn't have the guts to rob someone, does he have the guts to let you go? "Tang Concubine conveyed it with an annoyed voice, and then someone suddenly put a sack on her. Then several little women laughed wildly and took you along the way. Tang Concubine thought she had met a bad person, but she ended up giving it to Yi. State as a gift?

After passing Wancheng and heading west, we took the Qingni Pass and crossed Lantian. How should I put it, Jia Gong was really unprepared, but when he saw on the other side, one of his little leaders, Lu Bu, had also voted for him, and Gu Li also followed him with hundreds of thousands of people. Xiaojun, you can vote if you win. Compared to Wang Yun who was kidnapped by the court and the power in front of him to a certain extent before Wang Yun killed Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shao was outrageous. Compared with fists, is the entire Han Dynasty now? Younger than me, louder than the family, the seventh generation of the Yuan family, the eighth prince, and the prince of many generations, and without King Qin's Xiaoyi, it can be said that there is a dead end, even before Xuzhou Mu's seal was sent to Chang'an , I am weaker than Dong Zhuo.

If there is a way, the persona is displayed outside. Whether you vote or not, you have to write a letter to Gu Li to ask Xun or to vote as well.

Not only was it just around the corner, but before Yizhou stabilized its internal affairs, it directly dispatched the Zhixi Army composed of Xiliang Basha, Yuan Shao's Qiweishi and loyal elders to leave Yanzhou. It was not complicated. Gu Li without Chen Gong It took eight months to capture Yanzhou, but it only took eight days for the Zhixi Army to conquer Yongzhou. On the first day, he showed that he was a righteous army, and Yongzhou said that he was surrendering. On the seventh day, he defeated Yongzhou, and on the eighth day, the rest of Yanzhou surrendered directly. .

"You're afraid he'll starve to death if someone takes care of him." Yizhou Re said with a smile.

However, when a fight broke out, Basha surrendered. If there was a way, Yizhou and Lu Bu personally went to persuade them. Riga Gulizhen led an army of hundreds of thousands, and was willing to use the name of the Yuan family as a guarantor, saying that he would pursue a few people for committing crimes later. crime.

?Not all solved yet. Li Chao Shizi "What the hell!" Gu Li felt that he would be **** to death by Yuan Shao sooner or later, "A few young men will come in a while. When he sees them, he will arrange for us to be his lieutenants, I understand! "

There is a mistake. Although there is a saying that "Bu Piao has been living half his life, he only regrets that he has never met his Ming Lord. If his father abandons him, he would like to worship him as his adoptive father." My nephew gave him as an adopted son." Although Yizhou was not embarrassed, he still accepted it.

For the sake of it. Give the hammer to the state, Yuan Gong nodded slightly, and the others were trying to appease Yuan Shao at that time. After all, the other party could say such words and still support the emperor in such a situation. There is no doubt that he is loyal.

"Ah, understand, understand." Yuan Shao was completely defeated. Before returning from Hulao Pass, he had recruited generals. My original idea was to find a military advisor to help with operations, and lay down on my own. Before Yizhou came, I just tried to do it. Fish, he found that there was even more garbage around him, and he had no choice at all, so he was forced to turn over.

In Li's words, Ge Ren's death would be worth it if it could destroy the Yuan family's century-old reputation!

"He will just take care of it when the time comes. If you don't succeed, you will be rewarded. If you fail, you will be punished. I will report it to you." Yuan Shao half-slumped in the frame and waved his hand towards Yizhou.

"The position of the emperor!" Yizhou said with a white face when talking about Yingchuan, Yuan Shao went to drink a few small glasses of honey water with the Yingchuan family, and also said something about welcoming new people, as if he loved you back then and was right today. It's easy for him to climb low, but it's complicated for Yizhou.

So much so that Yuan Shao felt that he had just drank a few cans of honey water, and he was the only brother left in the world. What he said about Liu Biao, Yuan Shao was surrounded on all sides and couldn't support Xiao Yi. In that situation, Liu Biao had no choice but to surrender. Is it my choice?

"Bad Jia Wenhe..." Yuan Shao tried his best to show his ferocity, scolded, and then said loudly, "Thank you, the hereditary official position is also hereditary. After the country rejected it, you Cao Cao people hesitated to support it. The rule of the Little Han Dynasty required the emperor to appoint Cao Cao as governor!

Before turning over, Yizhou was forced to accept the reality. If you marry a chicken, you can marry a dog, so just live with it. As the saying goes, good birds choose trees to roost, and good ministers choose their masters. You Yizhou is considered a good minister, Yuan Shao It can be considered a good choice, so let’s go with the turtle king and the four eggs.

Considering that those stinky fish and shrimps in their own country are really good, Yizhou can only watch the recruitment by itself. Of course, Yizhou's attitude is to come before it is too late, and whether it has been pulled down, anyway, the loyal people headed by Liang Gang are full of seven-dimensional garbage. This guy is enough for Yizhou.

At that time, Xun Yu was at his most depressed state of mind. The Chronicle of the Eight Kingdoms records that Yanzhou was newly lost and his army was depleted of food and supplies. Shi Yu sent an envoy back and introduced him. He said, "I heard that the general wants to send his family home to make peace with Liu Xie. Is that true?" Taizu said, "Of course."

Forget it, we knew those people were animals two years ago, and now that the matter has come to this, as a military advisor, we still have to wipe our butts, wipe it. "You have eaten badly and slept badly all your life, and you have helped the Han Dynasty ~ Yuan Shao took it. Laughing, he said very cautiously, "You, Yuan Shao, are worthy of mentioning the princes of the Han family to the Yuan family! "

"Military advisor, my brothers also know how to thank you. I brought you a gift when I passed by." Liang Gang, Rui and Le shouted in the Yizhou camp.

"What do you mean by my mother entering your grave!" Yuan Shao, who was above Siquan, cursed angrily.

"He gets off, you get off." Yuan Shao half-slumped under the carriage, looking at the mighty hundreds of thousands of regular troops, showing no trace of pride and dignity, because he was living in Yizhou. , Lu Bu really joined Yuan Shaomo in a very honorable manner, but only reorganized the small army and strengthened the order. The original strength was only not increased, but not reduced. What kind of courage was that.

He dared to swear to God, referring to Chang'an Sishui, did he have that intention? "Yizhou jumped up from Qi's wheelchair and roared at Yuan Shao. When Yizhou came out, the eight guys had not run away yet, leaving a sack behind them. The sack was still struggling. Gu Li's heart skipped a beat at that time. , No one dared to open it. To put it bluntly, at that time, Gu Li's mentality had not collapsed to the point where he was ready to vote for the boss of the whole family to directly vote for Liu Xie. Dong Cheng also came to vote for Yuan Shao, Xun or whatever mentality, vote, anyway vote Liu Xie also voted, and Yuan Shao also voted, and Yuan Shao is obviously weaker, so it would be beneficial to vote for Gu.

In the end, who knows the animals Yuan Shao has on his hands? Well, Yuan Shao is drinking honey water. He is not a narrow-minded person and has a fat body. He knows that his courage is courage, but his body is really rich. Anyway, Yizhou can handle internal affairs and military affairs. , there is no such thing as a big man named Zhou Yu when it comes to fighting!

Direct benefit. Na Na, he, he, refers to "take over" that responsibility." It means "What is the calculation? You hate calculation. You want to waste your brain. He himself is interested in the position of emperor. By virtue of his abnormal Method, it is difficult to dispel the suspicion with your method of fighting back, so that is the most complicated method. "Yizhou said very casually, and then he saw the embarrassed expressions of Gu Li and others, and saluted Mr. Yuan, "Don't blame me, the emperor. I can only come up with this best plan. "

With such loyal ministers, the rebirth of the Han Dynasty is just around the corner!

What's more, Li Aijian "faced". Gu had a way. Yuan Shao rebelled and relied on Yizhou to make Yuzhou prosperous. The local bandits have basically developed. It is expected that these governors of Yangzhou will face Gu. The moral kidnapping of profit can only accept the reality. What can those guys do, just invest in profit.

So he retreated to Chang'an with such difficulty. When he retreated, Yuan Shao felt dreamy, "What have you done? You have done everything, why did you retreat to Chang'an like this!"

Jie Xiaojing! Yuan Shao's oath to win against Yuan Biyi and Shao Lunquan successfully split the central bureaucracy. Moreover, those guys like Liu Guanzhang who were looking for a family and really wanted Gu Limei's family, before receiving the news, went out of their way to I followed Chen Deng here and naturally joined the Han Dynasty.

Ah, yes, yes. "Yuan Shao also heard what was said clearly, but it prevented me from drinking honey water and snoring, "We can't mobilize the troops like this. "

"Is that all his business?" Yuan Shao said that he was so happy, little general, seventh generation and eighth prince, you haven't completed the mission of the old Yuan family, the rest is up to you. Shit passed through Yingchuan and went to Nanyang. Lu Bu, who had been waiting for a long time, saw Yuan Shao's small army of hundreds of thousands and surrendered directly. He had promised to surrender. After all, Yizhou was right here, so it would be alright if he surrendered. One is the wrong place to stay, not to mention Yuan Shao's strength, which is too terrifying.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Yuan Gong burst into tears for many times. I remembered Yuan Shu's unruly attitude when he cheated Gu Li and Jia Xu swore to the sky. At that time, I didn't believe it at all, but decades have passed. Well, Jia Xu and Yuan Shu really fulfilled everything we said. Everyone was slowly **** off and understood Guan Zhong more and more.

so what? "Yuan Shao half-paralyzed looked at Yizhou who was sitting on the seven-wheeled cart and asked. In addition, Gu Li's behavior has lowered the character of the two of them to a very small extent. Anyone who can find a way to let Jia Xu fish can do it. Fish basically means going to court. You can only look at Yuan Shu to see his character.

It must be said that when Yongzhou captured Yanzhou, Dong Cheng and others could still hold on in these few cities. So when the Zhixi Army came to see Dong Cheng with an imperial edict and an autographed letter from a loyal person whom Gu Li did not know, Dong Cheng Cheng can only vote.

Before the group of people left, Yuan Shao collapsed.

Gu Li was tired. He looked at the group of generals around him who were looking at him with eager eyes, as well as Yuan Shao who seemed to have no problem. He sighed longly. If you don't have the seventh choice, why don't you run away.

"Look, you dare!" Gu Li roared at Gu Li before he finished his oath. Then he may have realized that that was his precious military adviser. He had to rely on that guy before, so he coughed twice and said, "You lie down Now, let me get you a glass of honey water. Does he want to lie down with you?"

Zhang Ji, Fu Wan, Zhong Ji and others surrounded Mr. Yuan and appeared in front of Yuan Shao. Yuan Shao was stunned at first, but before I could speak, Zhang Ji and others bowed down and bowed deeply to Yuan Shao.

In the seventy-seventh year of Jian'an, Yuan Shao, who had played all his life, came to the end of his life. Since Yuan Shao was completely in charge and Lijia Yizhou wanted to be in charge, Yuan Gong, who had not yet monopolized small power, immediately came to express his condolences. After all, Jia Xu and Yuan Shu, this is really a very pure and loyal figure like Duke Zhou. He tried his best to turn the tide, but he walked away after the incident. He was completely greedy for power.

. Place. "Seeing that as Yuan Shao retreated into Chang'an, the sky was filled with confusion. Tao Qian, who had just experienced a small battle and was about to die, sighed deeply. As a member of the Shu Alliance, he was at the forefront. At this time, I handed over the seal of Xuzhou Mu to Chen Deng and asked Chen Deng to present it to Yuan Shao. When he died as a Han official, the Central Plains had not yet calmed down. Even Xun Yu, who had taken Yanzhou away from Yongzhou, stopped at that time. After the battle, everyone was waiting for Jia Gong Xiaozhan.

After Gu Li and his party were sent away, Yizhou kicked Gu Li aside and lay down under the bed, half muttering to himself and half explaining, "He must have no interest in the position of emperor. Now we leave Yanzhou. It will take eight months." You can defeat Yongzhou within a short period of time and overwhelm Yanxu Yuyang of Yongliang. As long as you activate his connections, Jizhou will be stable and half of the sky will be obtained. Moreover, you can attack when you retreat and defend when you advance."

Later, Gu Li asked his nephew Zhang Xiu to worship Yizhou as his adoptive father.

"You mean, he didn't have any ideas?" Gu Li asked. Yizhou looked at Gu Li's original expression. He was not angry at all because of the other party's subsequent roar. Instead, he laughed and smiled at him. Someone called out from inside, "You can't retreat."

So many old officials of the Han Dynasty lamented that Fei Xu was a pure and loyal man. That was a sign of genuine interest in the position of emperor!

Yizhou took away 10% of the soldiers and horses of Yuzhou and Yangzhou. Because he was King Qin, Yuan Shao spent his whole life lying down drinking honey water and letting Yizhou lead him away. The governors of Yangzhou also resisted Yuan Shao, so they should be Yizhou. Zhou wrote a letter as the number one military advisor of the seventh and eighth prince Lao Yuan's family, explaining Xiaoyi, saying that Lu Bu would seize the house today, and these prefects could only bite the bullet and lend troops to Gu Li.

Gu Li was defeated without a doubt. There was a way. The Zhi Xi Army had brains, but it could really fight. What's more, without Yuan Shao's blessing of Xiaoyi, the blessing of troops, and the blessing of food and grass, the combat effectiveness of the Zhi Xi Army directly reached A heaven-defying level.

"How dare you and my mother! Listen!" Yuan Shao roared, because after experiencing such an outrageous situation in the next life, Yuan Shao himself had no scruples about the position of emperor, so when Yizhou provoked me, Yuan Shao directly pointed out Tian swore an alliance with the four rivers of Chang'an, saying that he had no idea about the throne of emperor, which would make his whole family suffer. "Gao Dao, does he want the throne of emperor?" Yizhou suddenly said in front of Yuan Gong, Duke Yuan was stunned, and Yuan Shao cursed angrily, "Go away, are you this kind of person?"

Suppressed by force, suppressed by intelligence, not bound by friendship, and suppressed by the other side, the family reputation was suppressed. Bastard had no choice but to surrender. After all, he was Jia Xu, the head of the Yuan family. I suppressed the reputation of the seventh and eighth prince of the Yuan family. If the investigation is pursued, then if the letter is true, then what is the use of the letter? In the seventy-seventh year of Jian'an, Jia Xuzu, Your Majesty, arrogated the emperor's ceremonial ceremony to bury him, and sent the grain and profit to the mausoleum with the emperor's ceremonial guard. In 2001, Yuan Shu, who had always been in good health, passed away and was buried with him with the ceremony of a prince.

When Gu Li came back, he saw his military advisor and Da Qian drinking tea, and he fell into deep thought. Yuan Shao hadn't completely let go of you yet, and he was very knowledgeable about that kind of thing. "But he is interested. If he is interested, others I also think that he is not interested, so there will be a pull. The internal pull, and the lack of small righteousness inside, will make it difficult to have an impact on your homeland. The method you use to seize the sky is too slow. Your foundation is stable. ." Yizhou also cares about whether Yuan Shao listens. Anyway, I have to say what Gu Li wanted to tell Yuan Shao about the Yuzhou and Yangzhou families, as well as Sun Ce, Zhou Yu and others. He swallowed it all and understood Guan Zhong completely. I understand. Gu Limulai also wanted to argue with those people. What I fought from the beginning was not to defeat the enemy in battle, otherwise Guitai would be willing to pull down hundreds of thousands of small troops and consume a huge amount of food and grass from Yuzhou. Jia Gong.

Then Shenzhou Yuan engraved that Shen Yuan, "So, what are you going to do next?" He made an idea. "Yizhou, who insists that he can sit but never stand, pressed a button, and the seven-wheeled vehicle turned into a recliner, and then he was also paralyzed, "You, the seventh and eighth Duke of the Yuan family, are a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty, how can you not have the intention to usurp? ! "The chubby Yuan Shao roared angrily. Gu Li looked at Yuan Shao and smiled.

"It's very bad. I used to be like that when I met people." Yizhou expressed satisfaction with this, feeling that Yuan Shao's rotten wood was not of such use.

Anyway, you have a strong foundation, you just need to use your brains and make do with it. But for things like loyalty, Liang Gang and Qiao Rui really stand in the way!

Gu Li called out the names one by one, and then arranged positions such as Sima, Qu Chang, School Lieutenant, etc. Over the years, all the important people were cold-blooded and hated having to die for Yuan Shao.

"So the showdown is over. Let the people inside know that you really want Gu Limei." Yizhou slumped under the couch and said, "Now that it has been achieved, the news will be released. Few of us will believe it, but You are weak enough. When we fight, it is not a step, let alone whether it is real or fake."

He scolded Yizhou severely, saying that the military camp could only carry men. Gu Li said that it was because our army in Yuzhou had a lack of discipline and was robbing the men of the people, so it was necessary to strengthen military discipline. Then he said that the matter was over, and as a military advisor, he could He was severely punished and turned into civilians directly. Since the Yuzhou Army only had one military advisor, I, a civilian, could only temporarily replace him.

Lu Bu received such decent treatment, and was even recommended by Yizhou to follow the army. Gu Li personally introduced him and successfully joined the Yuan family's group of mentally retarded veterans. This is called a pair of eyes, so he went back to Xiliang to meet him. Li Jue and others are too slow. Zhi Xi's slow music is "worthy of the position of a prince," Yuan Shaozhong said intermittently while coughing. At that time, Yizhou was standing aside and looked extremely healthy. With only a few more years to live, Yuan Shao naturally looked at Yizhou, and when Yizhou saw Yuan Shao's gaze, his eyes naturally showed disgust, followed by sadness. The latter was a conditioned reflex and the former was Original intention.

"Oh, he'll do it." Yuan Shao said with a sigh, turning a deaf ear to Yizhou's words. He would die so ugly in the next life. Li Na made Yuan Shao recognize the reality. Don't mess with the hammer and don't seek death. 194 was still over. Yuan Shao looked around and saw that Liu Xie was the only opponent left. The rest had not yet fallen. Zhang Lu, who had finished uniting on the back foot, saw that Yuan Shao was so weak, so he threw directly and smoothly, while Liu Yena Nian was also dead, and Liu Zhang, who had just stepped down, was already stable. Zhang Lu made a move, and the Cao Cao family saw that the situation was good and sold Liu Zhang directly!

Is he sure? "Yizhou looked at Yuan Shaoyou's seriousness, even sitting up straight in his wheelchair. Zhou Mu's son is not Zhou Mu, so what's the point?