Naruto: Big Foodie

Deidara whistled, throwing a purse in his hand, and it was bulging in it, and he knew a lot of money at a glance.

When he returned to the line, the customer who was in front of him suddenly dropped his jaw in surprise.

"Why are you okay?"

Deidara raised a playful smile at the corner of his mouth, "What's wrong with me? I blame them for being so warm and hospitable!"

enthusiasm? hospitable?

The guest looked bewildered and bewildered. He didn't know what to say, so he could only smile awkwardly.

After all, in his impression, those ruffians didn't look like hospitable people.

However, from Deidara's words, this dear man also understood that the innocent young man in front of him was actually a hidden master, which made those ruffians bad luck.

If he knew, those people were not just unlucky, but also caused the entire roadway to be destroyed. I wonder what kind of expressions they would have?

certainly.

Deidara engaged in explosive art in Konoha Village so unscrupulously, which soon attracted Anbu's investigation.

These Anbu are worthy of being good at tracking and investigation. Even if Deidara's explosion covered most of the traces, they were still followed by the clues and searched all the way to the door of Yang Ming's shop.

A ninja dressed in Anbu landed on an eaves, pointed at Deidara who stepped into Yang Ming's shop, and said to his companions:

"Head, look, isn't that an S-class traitor to Deidara?"

Anbu Ninja, who is called the head, stared at it and was stunned for a moment.

"It's really him!"

"It seems that the big explosion just now was caused by him!"

"Head!" The younger brother Anbu asked eagerly, "Then what are we waiting for, hurry up and arrest people!"

"Hey! Don't worry!" Anbu, known as the head, grabbed his younger brother and calmly analyzed: "The place where Deidara entered, that is Yang Ming's shop, a terrifying area of ​​Longtan Tiger's Den, not us. Ordinary Anbu can be provoked."

"Then what should we do? We can't just watch the prisoner go unpunished, right?" the younger brother asked.

Nodding his head, he pondered for a moment, "Quick, we will pass the news to Lord Hokage, and she will decide."

"But..." The younger brother said with a voice that couldn't help but cry, "Lord Hokage is still in Yang Ming's shop as usual at this time."

head:"……"

They all have the urge to vomit blood!

They are also drunk when they encounter such an unreliable Hokage-sama!

On the other hand, Deidara.

"Oh, is this Yang Ming's small shop? It doesn't look like there's anything special about it. It might as well blow up this place to look good."

Deidara looked around, without any scruples in his mouth.

Seeing this, all of a sudden, several gazes came from different directions, betting towards Deidara, like a wild beast, which is surprising.

The ghost shark's sweeping posture froze suddenly, and suddenly raised his head, looking at Deidara with a cruel look in his eyes.

Zaibujian stood at the door like a sculpture, silently putting his hand on the beheading sword.

Just after the takeout was delivered, Uchiha Itachi, who walked in from the outside, heard Deidara's words, and suddenly stopped, and a scarlet light flashed in his eyes.

Three people, three directions, as if nine days and ten places could be shattered, Qi Qi looked towards Deidara, bringing him a pressure like a mountain.

Feeling the terrifying aura of a wave that was even higher than the last wave, and pressed it on his shoulders, Deidara instantly broke out in cold sweat, and waved his hand awkwardly:

"Alas, I'm just joking, don't take it seriously, really, don't take it seriously!"

Seeing the ghost shark wearing an Ultraman costume, pulling out the shark muscle with a swipe, revealing a ferocious expression, Deidara was speechless!

Didn't I just spit it out!

Why are you so serious!

This place is horrible!

Deidara admitted his mistake in time, headed by Itachi Uchiha, nodded, and said softly, "Don't make trouble."

Afterwards, he raised his hand high and lowered his hand gently, which made Deidara panic for nothing, thinking that he was going to single out the three of them by himself.

But then again, with such a powerful lineup as Uchiha Itachi and the others, who would dare to be presumptuous!

Deidara is about to cry!

After a false alarm, Deidara learned to behave, and no longer dared to speak madly.

Deidara understood a truth. In Yang Ming's small shop, a dragon has to be coiled, and a tiger has to lie down. It's better to be honest and eat in peace!

Deidara looked around, his eyes condensed, and he immediately focused on Scorpion.

"Big Brother Scorpion is still here!"

Deidara was overjoyed and walked towards the scorpion table.

It just so happened that Asma, who was opposite the scorpion, was full, leaving a space for Deidara.

Scorpion was enjoying his meal, but when he accidentally raised his head, he saw an old acquaintance and was suddenly surprised.

"Didara, why are you here?"

"Didn't I order you a takeaway?"

"Hey, don't mention it!" Deidara looked unlucky, as if someone else owed him a debt. "Brother Scorpion, all the takeaways you ordered for me were taken by that **** Orochimaru!"

Deidara's words are obviously true and false.

He automatically ignored the two takeaways he ate.

Originally, from Deidara's point of view, Big Brother Scorpion should have grieved him.

But who knows...

"Oh!"

With such a simple and clear sound, Scorpion completely dismissed Deidara, causing him to swallow the bitter water he wanted to pour out, not to mention how uncomfortable it was!

Seeing Scorpion burying his head and working hard, with the exception of the word "Oh", there was no more words to follow, and Deidara became anxious.

"Big Brother Scorpion, you just ignore it like this?"

A second passed.

Two seconds passed.

Three seconds passed.

Except for the sound of sucking and eating noodles, there was no reply from the scorpion, as if Deidara was regarded as a transparent person.

Deidara is so embarrassed.

Could it be that I'm not even better than a bowl of noodles?

What about the promise of being an angel for a lifetime?

How can the boat of friendship be overturned?

Deidara is in a hurry~www.readwn.com~ He is still waiting for Scorpion to feel sorry for his conscience and sponsor him a little money to eat!

Because Deidara opened his wallet and found that the money he snatched from the ruffian gangster could only make him order an ice cream at most.

These days, being a ruffian gangster really has no way of making money!

"Brother Scorpion, you are saying something fair!"

Scorpion was probably impatient with Deidara's arguing, and raised his head abruptly, "Whether you want money or not, you will die."

"No, Big Brother Scorpion, you see that I am such a person!" Deidara said with an embarrassed expression.

Scorpion looked at Deidara seriously for three seconds, as if speaking a truth plainly.

"That's who you are."

scorpion:"……"

So what am I going to eat? ? ?