Naruto Controls Everything

Chapter 31 Toothpicks stir the vat?

“Are you really talking about me?”

Zi Lai also confirmed back and forth several times and finally understood that the old man who was obsessed with this kid was him!

“How else?”

Uchiha sneered.

“You don’t want to peek at my sister Tsunade as soon as you enter the door, I tell you, even if Xiao Ye dies, he will not worship you as a teacher, so you can save this child’s heart.”

“Why? Just because I watched Tsunade? ”

Zi Lai was also shocked and did not look angry, what does this have to do with your worship?

“Why?”

Uchiha took a small broken step to block between Jiraiya and Tsunade, and then hooked his finger at Jiraiya.

“Little ghost, what the hell do you mean.”

Zi Lai also said in a deep voice.

“Old man, if I always frown at your wife every day, will you worship me as a teacher?”

Uchiha taunted.

Zi Lai was first stunned, then his face turned red, and finally he couldn’t hold back and fell directly to the ground, rolling back and forth while rolling and laughing.

“Laugh at me, my God, do you think Tsunade will like you kid who doesn’t even grow hair?”

“This turned out to be your reason, hahaha! Laugh me to death! ”

“Tsunade, Tsunade, this hairless imp said to soak you, and still won’t let me look at you, are children so precocious now? Big snake pill, big snake pill, I ask you, do you say that toothpicks can stir the big vat? ”

“Xiaoye fought with you!”

Uchiha Yu was so embarrassed that he pounced directly and grabbed Jiraiya’s bearded hair and pulled it down desperately.

“Ah! It hurts! Little ghost stop! I’m your Master! ”

“You are paralyzed, Xiao Ye does not have such a shameless master! You’re hairless, your whole family is hairless! ”

“You let me go! Believe it or not, I returned the hand! ”

Saying that, the two scuffled on the ground, you punch me, it’s not painful!

Of course, Uchiha Yu is unceremoniously punching and punching Jiraiya in the face, but Jiraiya can’t be angry with a little ghost, and he has a measured hand.

“Hey, big snake pill, just now this guy said what does it mean to stir the big tank with toothpicks.”

The big snake pill who was watching the excitement suddenly became a trace of murder, and the sweat on his forehead suddenly flowed out, and he couldn’t help but swallow saliva in the face of Tsunade’s curious look.

“This, this, Tsunade, I think it’s good that you still don’t know about this problem.”

The big snake pill broke out in a cold sweat and wanted to avoid the question.

“Or you can comprehend it yourself, for example, Yu, Yujun’s toothpick… You, your that…”

In the end, the big snake pill really couldn’t speak, and the murderous aura on Tsunade’s body became stronger and stronger.

“Since! Come! Also! ”

The two who were scuffling stopped one after another, looking in horror at the fists that were getting closer and closer!

“You’re the big tank, your whole family is a big tank!”

“And you! The skin is tight, isn’t it? The hair didn’t grow, and it caught the attention of the old lady! ”

“Oh beating, huh?”

“Bang bang!”

“Snake, uncle snake, help, help!”

“Hey! I’m a wounded, can’t you tap lightly? ”

“Damn, Tsunade, you wait for me, Lao Tzu toothpick has to take your big vat sacrificial flag the day it grows up!”

“……”

Inside the Hokage’s office, Sarutobi picked up his cigarette pouch and took a sharp breath on himself, then silently pointed at the little imp on the ground who was completely swollen in an inhuman form.

“You said this is Uchiha Yu?”

After speaking, the three generations of Hokage pointed to the man on the ground with more air out, less air intake, shattered front teeth, and half of his hair fell out.

“Also, this is Jiraiya?”

“If there are no accidents, yes.”

Tsunade said lightly as he hugged his shoulders.

Orochimaru rolled his eyes and didn’t bother to speak.

The third generation smoked a very headache, I can’t wait to slap myself, who is the person I taught, just received a report from the person below, saying that someone wreaked havoc in the land of the Thousand Hands Clan, and it was made by his apprentice Tsunade for a long time, and in order to beat Zilaiya and Uchiha Yu almost demolished the clan land.

“Ahem, ahem!”

Uchiha Yu on the ground rolled his eyes and woke up slowly, he could be regarded as having thoroughly understood how terrifying the so-called violent woman was to exert her full strength, and his little arms and legs were almost not killed by the scourge.

Looking around, Hokage Office?

“Three generations of adults, you have to call my shots, Tsunade wants to murder my husband!”

Uchiha Yu said indignantly.

“I think you still want to be beaten, right? Hairless imps? ”

Tsunade rubbed his fists and sneered.

“Don’t bully the young man!”

Uchiha Yu was almost held out of internal injuries by this sentence.

“Okay, okay, Uchiha Yu, now that you have also graduated from the ninja school, you have two paths, the first one is to go to the dark part to practice, of course, the premise is that you pass the assessment of the dark part.”

“Not going.”

Uchiha Yu said very nakedly, Dark Part? It may be that if a civilian ninja would be very willing to go to the dark department to practice, once he made meritorious achievements, he would have a great chance of being promoted to the core personnel of Konoha, but it was simply impossible for Uchiha Yu, and Konoha would not allow Uchiha to enter the upper level.

The third generation was a little surprised, he really didn’t expect Uchiha Yu to refuse so crisply.

“Then the three of them, you pick an instructor.”

Sarutobi nodded and said.

“Well, I choose Uncle Snake.”

Uchiha smiled and ran to Orochimaru and pulled his pant leg, “Uncle Snake, you will be my master in the future.” ”

“Hey! Gremlin! What do you say at home? ”

Tsunade was directly furious.

“I’m not done yet.”

Uchiha rolled his eyes, “In addition to Uncle Snake, I also want Tsunade-san to be my guide to Shinobi.” ”

“Woo (me), dirt (me?) ）？ ”

Zi Lai also sobered up and pointed to himself, and quickly said with a big tooth that leaked air.

“Hehe, Uchiha Yu, you are quite greedy.”

Ape Fei Ri said with a smile, with the big snake pill and still want Tsunade, how worthless are you to be a third ninja?

Looking at his three disciples, Ape Fei Ri sighed, hesitated for a long time, and finally said.

“In this way, Tsunade, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, the three of you teach him together.”

“Teach together?”

Orochimaru thought for a moment and finally nodded.

“Che, it turns out that you planned to do so.”

Tsunade pouted and didn’t object.

“I don’t want this lustful old man!”

“This is an order!”

Ask for flowers!