Naruto: I am immortal and can open the eight gates infinitely

"If I were to tell you about my unique secrets, I might disappoint you. When I was learning fairy arts, I practiced step by step. However, there is toad oil and a stick that can remove the natural energy of the human body in Myoboku Mountain."

Jiraiya was silent for a moment and spread his hands, "And Chiba, you are learning the fairy arts of the Wet Bone Forest. I don't know the difference between the fairy arts of the two holy places."

"Then how long did it take you to sense the natural energy, brother Jiraiya? Tell me, I'll take a reference."

After listening to Jiraiya's explanation, Uchiha Chiba felt that he was a little too hasty and asked immediately.

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Jiraiya was speechless again, but how long should he say? If he said less, even if Uchiha Chiba believed it, he would feel embarrassed.

But to be honest, he felt a little embarrassed. After learning fairy arts for so long, how could he still say that he was a disciple of the Hokage?

After thinking carefully, he decided.

"10 days, it took me 10 days."

After saying this, Jiraiya, a grown man, actually blushed slightly.

He was really afraid that his lies would be exposed by Uchiha Chiba.

However, Uchiha Chiba did not notice Jiraiya's abnormality now.

But he secretly calculated in his mind.

Jiraiya took 10 days, so he should not take more than this time.

But now I have started learning for two days, but there is no progress at all.

It seems that I have to work harder in this area next.

Then, Uchiha Chiba looked up, "I know, thank you, brother Jiraiya."

Hearing this, Jiraiya waved his hand, "Hey, why are you saying this, besides, I didn't help you, did I?"

Seeing that Uchiha Chiba did not question him, Jiraiya couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief.

However, in order to prevent Uchiha Chiba from getting suspicious, Jiraiya quickly changed the subject, "By the way, Chiba, do you know how many copies of Intimate Paradise have been sold?"

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Uchiha Chiba was a little confused, why did he suddenly mention this.

However, seeing Jiraiya's look of "ask me quickly", Uchiha Chiba decided to satisfy him.

"Oh? How many have been sold?"

"Hehe, this number." Jiraiya stretched out two fingers.

"Two thousand? Twenty thousand?"

"It's two hundred thousand, hehe, amazing." However, Jiraiya changed the subject and said with some disappointment, "But this data is provided by the entire ninja world, what a pity."

"Two hundred thousand?" Uchiha Chiba opened his mouth slightly.

To be honest, he was a little shocked by this data, although he knew that the sales data of Intimate Paradise must be very good.

But it shouldn't be that much, you know how many people there are in the ninja world.

And most people are in a precarious situation, food and clothing are a problem, how can they have spare money to buy books?

As for Jiraiya's next sentence, Uchiha Chiba felt that Jiraiya was a bit too far-fetched.

If this data is not enough, how can other authors survive?

Then, Uchiha Chiba did a little calculation. The price of a copy of Intimate Paradise is 100 taels, and the author's share ratio is 2 to 8.

Of course, Jiraiya is the one who gets 20%, after all, he is a new author.

That means Jiraiya can also get 400w taels of share.

Calculated in this way, Uchiha Chiba felt that Jiraiya did not earn much, Asuma's head is worth 3500w taels.

Jiraiya was in a good mood and said, "Yes, this is thanks to your guidance, Chiba, otherwise I would not have such a result."

After saying that, he suddenly thought that Uchiha Chiba helped him so much, and he had to show his appreciation.

"Qianye, are you free tonight? How about I treat you to a meal as a thank you for your support of my novel career."

After Jiraiya said this, he thought Uchiha Qianye would readily agree, after all, it's not easy to find a sucker like him.

However, Uchiha Chiba shook his head, "Brother Jiraiya, I appreciate your kindness, but there is no need to have dinner. I am going to Tsunade's house tonight." "

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Jiraiya wanted to say it was okay, but before he could say it, he noticed something wrong. He found that Uchiha Chiba seemed to run to Tsunade's house frequently.

Then, he thought that Tsunade had been more and more polite to him since last month. It was no longer like before when Tsunade would beat him up whenever he provoked her.

At first, Jiraiya thought that Tsunade was moved by his years of hard work, and he was happy for a long time, but later he found that it was not the case at all.

Tsunade treated him as an ordinary friend, just like she treated Orochimaru.

Jiraiya couldn't figure out why, but after listening to Uchiha Chiba, he realized that he was not as good as he thought.Chiha Chiba's words made Jiraiya have an uneasy thought in his mind.

Could it be that Tsunade wants to eat young grass?

And Jiraiya's idea was not groundless, but he had carefully considered it.

First of all, he did not find that Tsunade had contact with other opposite sexes, except himself, Orochimaru and Uchiha Chiba.

Of course, Senju Nawaki does not count.

Thinking of this, Jiraiya's eyes flashed with a trace of loneliness.

"Okay, if that's the case, then forget it, but next time Chiba, don't refuse." Jiraiya said nonchalantly.

"Okay, then don't feel sorry for your wallet, brother Jiraiya." Uchiha Chiba smiled faintly.

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After that, the two continued to chat for a while, and Uchiha Chiba said goodbye.

After walking out of Jiraiya's house, Uchiha Chiba looked up at the sky and found that the sun was about to set.

Then he went to the hospital to say hello to Uchiha Genka and went straight to the Senju clan.

Tsunade's house.

After having dinner with Senju Sosuke and others, Tsunade took Uchiha Chiba to the yard for a walk.

Under the bright moonlight, the two walked side by side in silence.

At this time, Tsunade said, "Chiba, thank you."

"Thank me for what?" Uchiha Chiba smiled slightly.

"What do you think?" Tsunade rolled her eyes.

But it was night time, so Uchiha Chiba didn't see it.

"This is what I should do. Besides, isn't Tsunade's grandmother my grandmother? Why should I thank her for saving my own grandmother, don't you think so, Tsunade?"

"What do you mean your grandmother? We are not a family." Tsunade whispered softly.

"What if I want to become a family with you, Tsunade?"

"Go to hell, who wants to become a family with you, you little brat." Tsunade said coquettishly with a slightly red face.

Hearing this, Uchiha Chiba was a little depressed. Why did he always remind him that he was not yet an adult? He didn't want to, but who made him born 10 years later?

Otherwise, if he had saved Uzumaki Mito, Tsunade would have thrown herself into his arms immediately.

Of course, these are all Uchiha Chiba's assumptions.

"That won't work. I have already decided on you, Tsunade." Uchiha Chiba said firmly.

Hearing this, the blush on Tsunade's face, which had not yet faded, became brighter than before.

Damn it, this brat is too straightforward. Doesn't he consider the actual situation at all?