Naruto: I have a Tessaiga

The future hiding in the toilet was huddled in the corner in fear.

The toilet door was slammed by a few old perverts.

"It's over, how could I make such a big noise!"

This toilet is not the old toilet, but a new toilet. The wall between men and women is built solid, and there is no chance to climb over.

The men's toilet cubicles are separated by small wooden boards. Although they can block the view, there is no connection at the top.

As long as you climb up, you can see the scene inside.

"Little boy, you've entered the wrong toilet, come out!"

"Get out of the way, you'll scare the little boy, listen to me, let me do it, I'm a professional!"

"Get out of the way! Little boy, don't be afraid, uncles are good people!"

"Little boy, come out, uncles won't do anything to you!"

"By the way, uncles have candy here, and the cat at home can do backflips, do you want to come and see it!"

"Don't listen to their lies, uncles are good people!"

"Come out, I'm your second uncle's third brother-in-law, we're neighbors, come out quickly, I'll take you home!"

Future, who was hiding in the toilet, trembled, he listened to everyone vying to say that they were good people.

He was even more scared.

No!

He must not fall into their hands.

Otherwise, his innocence would be lost.

Immediately, he spit out a ball wrapped in cloth from his mouth.

This is his ninja tool. Since he passively learned the [Snake Swallowing Technique], he likes to keep many things in his body.

"Damn it, why am I so unlucky today!!"

Mirai has lived two lives, and this is the first time he wants to cry without tears. Really, if he had known earlier, he would have killed Hyuga Souyoshi with a knife. Why would he think of giving him medicine just to facilitate his own experiments and fulfill his promise to her.

If I could do it again, I would...

Bang!

The door was knocked violently again, making a creaking sound.

To be honest, the quality of this toilet is still quite good. Just relying on the wooden board alone, it can withstand the knocks of so many old perverts.

Maybe the door doesn't want to see him being destroyed by the big men.

But if the police department hadn't gone to deal with the matter of another toilet, they wouldn't dare to be so unscrupulous.

Mirai was frightened by the movement and his hands trembled, and he almost threw the ball out.

"Damn, can't wait any longer!"

Thinking of this, he held the door handle with one hand and the ball with the other.

With a gleam in his eyes, he threw the ball to the ground, exploding with pungent white smoke.

Only then did he hurriedly open the wooden door.

The person outside who was pulling the door would never have thought that the wooden door would suddenly open, and was caught off guard and thrown out by the force of his own pulling the door.

For a moment, all the people at the door took two or three steps back until they bumped into the people surrounding them, and then they barely stabilized their bodies.

In front of the toilet door, there was an open space all of a sudden.

Uchiha Mirai could no longer see outside. He didn't expect that the power of the smoke bomb in a closed space would be so great.

It's not that the smoke bomb injured him, but the smoke produced was so thick that even if he held his breath and closed his eyes, he could still feel the burning sensation on his skin.

But now is not the time to dwell on this. Weilai hurriedly formed a hand seal, and the next moment, a burst of smoke burst out from all around his body.

This smoke was colorless smoke, spreading out from him as the center.

All the smoke from the smoke bomb in the small cubicle was squeezed out of the cubicle.

Those standing at the door, stretching their necks to look inside, were all defenselessly blown over and enveloped by the smoke.

In an instant, everyone subconsciously took a few deep breaths of smoke.

Suddenly, the toilet was filled with violent coughing.

"Ahem..."

"What happened? Why can't I see it?"

"Poison gas, who released a gas bomb!"

"Fuck your mother's body odor fart... cough cough cough... This is the smell of a smoke bomb!"

"How do you know it's a smoke bomb? Oh... cough cough... Is it you who threw the smoke bomb!"

"Slander! You are slandering me. How could I throw a smoke bomb!"

"Cough cough... Then how do you know it's a smoke bomb!"

"Nonsense, my family has been making smoke bombs for three generations!"

"Three generations!?"

"That's right! If I'm not mistaken, this is a trace spicy smoke bomb produced by my family."

The future didn't listen to the subsequent conversation. He took advantage of the cover of the smoke and rushed out of the toilet cubicle.

The amount of smoke was really too large.

The moment the future opened the door, the smoke instantly enveloped the entire toilet.

In less than a second, includingThe ten-meter range of the toilet was all white.

The aunties who were shouting anxiously at the door, like the men inside, were hit hard by the smoke.

Everyone was choked and ran to the open area subconsciously.

This was convenient for the future. He closed his eyes and jumped towards the roof of the house based on his memory of the quick glance just now, and soon disappeared in the smoke.

Mieko walked slowly backwards, and the smoke didn't even touch the corner of her clothes.

She looked at the strange back that jumped out of the toilet and disappeared quickly, and her smile became even brighter.

"I really look at you with new eyes!"

Then she carried the vegetables, took an elegant step, hummed a little song, and walked towards home.

As for Hyuga Reika, she looked at Mieko's disappearing back, and after thinking about it, she was a little unsure whether Mieko would follow her, so she chose a different direction.

But it turned out that she was just overthinking.

In the toilet.

Hinata Souyoshi felt numb all over, his legs, feet, knees, and even his butt!

"Damn it, why am I so numb from diarrhea!"

He subconsciously touched his butt.

Hmm... I have no feeling!

Fortunately, at this time, he felt that he would not have diarrhea anymore, so he wiped his butt and stood up unsteadily.

When he pushed open the door, he saw two Uchiha people, with their arms crossed, looking at him with disgust and indifference.

This made him very unhappy!

"Thank you for waiting for me to finish shitting, you are really dedicated!"

His words were hurtful and insulting!

One of the Uchiha stopped his angry partner and said coldly: "If it weren't for Captain Dazhuang's order to wait for you to poop and wipe your ass, do you think we would have rushed in and dragged you out by force to let the villagers see how you spray shit!"

His words made Hyuga Souji's face change, and his eyes were full of anger.

"You dare!"

"Do we dare?"

The two Uchiha crossed their arms and looked at him very domineeringly, with a provocative meaning of "try it yourself".

Looking at the angry Hyuga Souji, the Uchiha clan member spoke again: "Okay, come with us, don't force us to use force!"

Hyuga Souji was so angry that he wanted to dig up the Uchiha ancestral grave.

Damn it, when other people saw him, they were either respectful, serving tea and water, or folding the bed and warming the quilt.

These two guys, on the other hand, didn't take him seriously at all!

"Hmph! Just wait, my Hyuga clan will get back at us one day!"

After saying that, he left angrily.

The two Uchiha clan members looked at him as if he were an idiot.

This guy was just stubborn.

They had seen this kind of irrelevant words many times, such as someone from the Sarutobi clan would say, my third uncle is the Hokage, such as the Shimura clan saying, my uncle is the Hokage advisor...

In short, they have seen too many, too many, in their eyes, this is like the barking of the weak, except to please them, it is useless.

...

In the grove.

Minato looked at the empty field, and the hope in his eyes gradually dimmed.

"Not here either!"

"Mirai, where did you go?"

When the first class was over, he hurried to Mirai's house, but unfortunately no one was at home.

After searching around, he didn't find anyone, so he returned to school in despair.

As soon as school was over, he rushed here. He was originally full of joy, but after seeing the empty grove, he couldn't help but wilt a little.

Just like the sun bitten off by a tengu, it was soft and limp.

The back hill of the school.

Uzumaki Kushina looked at the girls who surrounded her, her face was extremely ugly.

"I understand that boys bully me, but why do you, as girls, also bully me?"

A person who seemed to be a big sister was immediately angry, and she shouted viciously: "Why!"

"You are so embarrassed to ask why!"

"You vixen, I don't know what magic you used to make Minato-san revolve around you every day!"

"The most important thing is that the male god we love and admire so much licks you, but you actually treat him as a shit-stirring stick. What do you think we want to do!"

Kushina was stunned, and then she was speechless.

How did this guy Namikaze Minato cause himself such a big trouble!

She suppressed her anger and explained, "Minato Namikaze and I are just ordinary friends, not what you think. Besides, which eye of yours saw him pursuing me!"

That guy is obviously pursuing Uchiha Mirai! Didn't you see that he rushed out of the ninja school in a hurry when get out of class was over this afternoon, just to find Uchiha Mirai.

He didn't even call me like usual!

"Quibbling, keep quibbling!"

"Today we will have a real duel between women, the winner will marry Minato, the loser will be his younger sister! Do you dare to accept it?"

Looking at their angry eyes, Kushina sighed helplessly, "Is there nothing to discuss about this?"

"No"

"Alas, beauty is a disaster!" Kushina sighed, what kind of thing is this!

Namikaze Minato, I will never play with you again!