Naruto: I have a Tessaiga

After Tsunade and the others sent off the last guest, they all couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. To be honest, they were exhausted these past few days. If it weren't for the help of a few old immortals from the Senju clan, she would really have to use a shadow clone. There were really too many things to do. Especially today, to prepare the return gifts, they needed to prepare them one by one according to the gift list. Even Mirai was dragged by Honghong to be a strong man. Only then did they reluctantly prepare the return gifts before dinner. "Huh, it's finally done!" Nawaki said, sitting down on the chair next to him, wiping the sweat from his forehead, and said with lingering fear. Why didn't he realize before that handling a funeral would be so tiring, even more tiring than practicing secretly in the woods by himself. "Grandma wanted to leave in a low-key manner, but now it seems that when we get to the underground, grandma will definitely blame us!" Kushina smiled bitterly. At the beginning of the Valley of the End, Uzumaki Mito had said that it would be best if her funeral did not have more than a hundred people.

But when preparing the return gifts today, there were no less than three hundred names recorded in the account.

You know, a family basically only records the name of the head of the family. If a large family has many people coming, as long as they are self-employed, they will record the names.

But one name cannot represent only one person.

At least one name means three or four people.

You can imagine how many people came.

Rope Tree waved his hand nonchalantly, and he said: "What's the big deal? When we die, grandma may have forgotten about this!"

As he said that, he sat up straight and asked curiously: "Do you think grandma is doing well in the Pure Land now?"

"She should be doing well. She and the first generation of Mu have been separated for so long. Maybe they can't help hugging each other and talking to each other when they meet!" Mirai touched his chin and said curiously.

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Uchiha Hong was right beside him, and poked him with her finger in annoyance.

But she also dragged a few stools and sat on them like a rope tree.

Among this group of people, there was no sadness in the morning.

The tiredness of a busy afternoon had long gone.

Hong Hong looked at Tsunade, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, and the five little ones, and asked curiously: "Is there really a pure land in this world?"

She didn't believe it before, and not only her, but many people didn't believe it, thinking that people were dead.

Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many people who were afraid of death.

There wouldn't be so many rebellious ninjas.

People burn incense and worship Buddha, and pay tribute to their ancestors, just to find peace of mind.

Mirai touched the place where his sister poked him, and said with a silly smile: "Yes, although we have never seen it, there are many evidences to prove the existence of the Pure Land!"

As he said that, he looked at Nawase and explained: "When we went to the battlefield, Nawase was blown up by the detonating talisman, and it was a scrapped detonating talisman.

Later, at my suggestion, I asked Grandma White Snake to help pass a message to Lord Hashirama.

After knowing this, the first generation of Mu seemed to have used Buddhism to purify the god of death that night!"

Seeing that the topic shifted to himself, Nawase also sat up straight, scratched his head, and smiled.

"There is no way, the ancestor of the family is so protective!"

At this time, Jiraiya asked curiously: "I have a question!"

As soon as he spoke, everyone turned their heads and looked at him curiously.

Jiraiya also brought a stool, held the backrest with both hands and sat down, his chin rested on the backrest, and his eyes looked straight at Uchiha Hong.

"You are the last disciple of Grandma Mito, so your seniority is on par with Hiruzen.

According to the master-disciple relationship that Mirai talked about, should we three call you Junior Uncle?!"

Although Uzumaki Mito did not accept Sarutobi Hiruzen as his disciple, it was the Nidaime who accepted him as his disciple.

Minato and the others knew about the words "senior brother", "junior brother", "uncle master" and so on in the future.

Naturally, even Jiraiya and the others, as well as the Hokage, knew these titles.

In the world of Naruto, apart from the father-son relationship, the master-disciple relationship is the most important.

Then there is the gay relationship between companions.

In the past, everyone talked about their own things.

Just like Zhang Yang said, you call me brother, and I call you dad.

Of course, the ninja world is not so outrageous.

Uchiha Hong's face flushed when she heard this.

Even redder than her name.

She stood up and jumped half a meter high.

It was like a red-hot iron was burning her under her buttocks.

She waved her hands at several people and said, "No, no, no!!!"

"No, I am so young, how can I be your elder? Everyone is still talking about their own things like before!"

"Talk about your own things!"

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The future rarely sees her sister so flustered. She used to be like a pool of clear water, calm and unperturbed.

Gentle as water.

He couldn't help but feel excited.

He moved his chair and came to Uchiha Hong, smiling and said: "Junior Uchiha Future, meet Xiaohong's great-grandmaster sister!"

Hearing this, Uchiha Hong, who was already blushing, became even redder at this moment, and her eyes were red with shame.

She glared at the future directly.

"You stinky boy, what nonsense are you talking about, I am your sister! "

As she said that, she pinched the future's cheek and hurriedly said to everyone again: "Don't listen to his nonsense, let's talk about our own affairs. Although I am a disciple of Mr. Mito, I am still your junior. Don't call me uncle or something, it's too embarrassing for me!"

"Okay! Let's talk about our own affairs!" Tsunade looked at her, and a hint of ridicule flashed in her eyes.

"We call you Uncle Xiaohong, you call us brothers and sisters!"

Uchiha Hong: (/ω＼)(So shy·jpg)

She started to smoke.

Everyone started to stamp their feet in a hurry, "Oh~"

"Sister Tsunade, how come even you are teasing me!"

Hearing this, Tsunade smiled and stretched out her hand to pull her and let her sit down.

"That's right, you said it, let's talk about our own affairs, we call you Uncle Xiaohong, that's right! ”

“Sister Tsunade~” Uchiha Hong, who had just sat down, couldn’t help but jump up again.

Seeing that Mirai felt uncomfortable, he quickly stood up and protected his sister behind him.

“Okay, okay, don’t tease my sister!”

Although his sister looked very beautiful now, he was very excited and wanted to bully her.

But he couldn’t help but stand up and protect his sister, not wanting her to be so shy.

The main reason was that he began to feel sorry for his sister!

The rope tree on the side also joined in: “Yes, yes, sister, don’t tease Honghong!”

The future continued: “Everyone should call my sister Honghong as before!”

“That’s right, I think Honghong is pretty good! "

If my sisters really call Honghong "Uncle Master", then as Orochimaru's chief disciple, shouldn't I call Honghong "Uncle Master"?!

But I want to be with her, once this relationship is made public.

Wouldn't I be betraying my master and ancestors!?

So he didn't want to raise Honghong's seniority so high.

Future glanced at him, feeling a little strange, but couldn't put it into words.

He continued: "Besides, I made up that set of titles, and only a few of us know it, so Sister Tsunade, you guys better stop calling me Sister Uncle Master, otherwise what am I!"

"That's right, this relationship is too complicated, it's better to stick to the old way! " Rope Tree continued.

Listening to the two beloved people defending themselves, Uchiha Hong's heart was not so flustered.

The temperature on his face began to drop.

As the initiator of this topic, Jiraiya was also a little confused. He really couldn't figure out this relationship.

If they call Hong Hong "Junior Master Uncle", then as the younger brother of the junior master, what should they call?

But Uchiha Mirai is not Orochimaru's disciple, so wouldn't it be a reversal of the heavens...

So he thought about it and felt that what they said was reasonable, "Okay, let's do it as before!"

As he said that, the scene in front of him stunned him, "No, Tsunade, Mirai, what's wrong with you?"

At this time, Tsunade and Mirai looked straight at Rope Tree.

Tsunade's eyes were still scanning back and forth between Rope Tree and Hong Hong.

This made Hong Hong, who had cooled down, instantly heat up again.

"Tsunade, Tsunade sister~ why are you looking at me like this? "

Weiwei looked straight at Shengshu, his eyes were bloodshot, and two magatama were spinning rapidly.

He actually opened his eyes directly.

"Senior brother, you..."

Shengshu's heart skipped a beat. Once Weiwei called him 'Senior brother', it meant that he was not joking!

He couldn't help but shrink back and asked embarrassedly: "What, what, what's wrong? !"

I'm dying, dying, dying...

Could our relationship be exposed?!

But that's not right. They haven't done anything inappropriate these days. How did they notice it?