Naruto: Ino's brain hole is super big

How can she say that she is also the granddaughter of the first generation, a relative of a village far or near, can she really watch the village without a fire shadow, regardless of the village's life or death? That can't!

Jiraiya said, "I'll leave tomorrow, and I'll definitely bring Tsunade back as soon as possible." "His butt was like it was on fire, and he ran away at dawn the next day. I'm afraid that all kinds of chores will find me. As a result, Konoha still operated by the entire central system, and the original Naruto's tasks were assigned to each ninja.

This moment... All of Konoha's old six knew the importance of Hokage. In the past, the review and release of tasks was done by Naruto-sama - now, the old scalper is gone, and they have to do it themselves.

Everyone's workload has increased by about half a percent....

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Tsunade-hime, who had just come out of the casino, had a feeling of being a world away, one moment she was still throwing a lot of money, and the next moment, she was already a veritable loser. Raising his hand to block the bright and somewhat dazzling sunlight, after only a few steps, Tsunade intuitively turned a corner. Shizune helplessly followed behind the ass....

"Tsunade-sama, aren't we going back to the hotel?"

"Oh, yes... I want to go shopping, you go to the hotel to pick up your luggage. I'll wait for you...," Tsunade said, "What hotel to go back to?" The money is lost, and it is not just right to be caught by the boss when you go back? How to run away then? "

Mute: .

. After Tsunade walked for a while, he turned around intuitively again.

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Jirai, who wanted to "meet unexpectedly" with Tsunade twice, was also embarrassed to look at Tsunade who turned around twice and wiped with him, and his whole person was numb.

The third time, he simply appeared directly in front of Tsunade and deliberately held up his swollen frog wallet.

"Yo, Tsunade, what a coincidence. We actually met here..."

Tsunade's bright eyes shone with a straight into people's hearts, directly piercing Jiraiya's lie, "Say, what's the matter with me?"

"Ha, can't I just come to you for a drink?" There is a family pub there, how about a drink? "

Tsunade believes he's a ghost!"

In fact, they have been avoiding her for a long time, and the two have not seen each other for many years. It's easy for them to see each other — but if someone runs away, it's not easy.

The two drank until Shizune came over. Then he continued to drink, Tsunade's expression was drunk, but his eyes were still clear.

"Say, what's the matter with me..."

"Sensei - he was killed by Orochimaru. Do you know? Tsunade..."Jiraiya opened the chatterbox, and simply puffed up and finished the rest of the words. "Go back, Tsunade, Konoha needs you, you don't want to, your grandfather's inheritance is like this..." Tsunade

raised his eyebrows, and with one punch, he knocked Jiraiya out, and the whole person flew more than thirty meters through the fog before landing with a pop.

Jirabi also does not have Kirabi's physical qualities - after all, in terms of physical skills, Konoha and Yunnin still have a clear gap.

Zi Lai also passed out directly, and three ribs were broken by a punch.

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"Tsunade-sama, Tsunade-sama..."

Shizune was a little at a loss, it was the first time he saw Tsunade-sama pounding people with his fists, it was simply terrifying.

The guinea pig in his arms closed his eyes even more, humming and scared.

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"Can't die!"

Tsunade said three words with a cold face, and then asked Shizune to take Jiraiya back to the hotel and reopen a room.

As soon as Shizune left, Tsunade walked back, cursing drunkenly as he walked: "Damn bastard, think the old lady hasn't read what kind of labor-management affection paradise you wrote?" "So what" Tsunade, you don't want to do anything" is the same as "Madam, you don't want your husband either" in it - it can only be said that the words of self-persuasion are simply amazing.

This kind of sentence even dares to be used on Tsunade's body.

......

As soon as Zi Lai Ye woke up, he saw a tight, airtight bandage on his chest - this kind of bandaging, definitely someone deliberately made him suffer, the wrapping was tight and made it difficult to breathe, both arms were also wrapped, and plaster cast.

......

Fortunately, people are alive.

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"Jiraiya-sama, don't move, this was bandaged by Tsunade-sama himself... Tsunade-sama said that if

it is not an emergency of the mission, it is best not to use medical ninjutsu for treatment, but ordinary medical means are the best..." "This - it can be said to be a medical criterion - because the essence of medical ninjutsu is to use yang chakra to stimulate human cells for rapid division and healing, which is an act that damages human life.

Only in a battlefield environment, rapid healing is required. Or during some surgeries, in order to achieve rapid hemostasis, rapid withdrawal of the virus, etc., will be used.

(Of course, medical ninjutsu is not as attentive and regulated by everyone as Tsunade, and abuse of medical ninjutsu is widespread in the ninja world, including Konoha's hospitals.)

(After all, it's too convenient - a medical ninja, if you prescribe medicine and use drugs, there will be problems that require a very deep dialectical, a very clever diagnosis and treatment, and knowledge accumulation.) But cure, hemostasis will not - they can not dispense medicine, but they can stop bleeding, as for the consequences of the abuse of medical ninjutsu... The patients themselves don't care, what do they care?

In fact, it was precisely for this reason:

Tsunade was willing to delve into pharmacology, medical science—not how outstanding his medical ninjutsu was. People who cling to medical ninjutsu and are just trying to make it convenient are not worthy of being called medical ninjas at all - so Tsunade is Tsunade.

A unique Tsunade, a unique medical holy hand.

Speechless....

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He, like all patients, is actually more willing to meet a doctor in the hospital who is willing to use medical ninjutsu so that he can heal quickly and jump alive immediately. As for the consequences of the abuse of medical ninjutsu... Anyway, jumping around alive now and losing the lifespan of some cells is nothing at all.

But—he's in Tsunade's hands now—forget it, don't say anything that stimulates Tsunade today.

Otherwise, he was afraid that all his limbs would be crippled with him.

"Awake?"

Tsunade held his chest and looked at Jiraiya condescendingly. Zi Lai was actually rare and did not dare to look at that pair of behemoths.

"First, I won't go back to Konoha to do Hokage, if you want to be Hokage, you go back and do it yourself."

"Second, I'll go first, the money for the stay, you remember to tie it yourself... Oh, by the way, if you are not afraid of aggravating your injuries, you can remove the plaster cast now..."