Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

"Welcome, boss~"

As the two men who changed into bathrobes walked into the largest bathroom in the hot spring shop, countless young women in bathrobes greeted them in a coquettish voice.

"Heaven... This is exactly the paradise I dreamed of~"

Jiraiya looked silly, showing a smile that every man understands.

Naruto: (→ω→)~

"Brother, don't just watch, go down and play with the girls~"

Jiraiya: (´◊ω◊｀)! ! !

"I I I... Can... Can I?!"

[Hehe~ I took the bait, the lustful sage is the lustful sage, this is indeed the most fatal temptation for Jiraiya...]

"Of course, I'm the boss and I have the final say!"

Naruto patted his chest and assured Jiraiya that there would be absolutely no problem.

"...But, isn't the God's messenger from your Hidden Rain Village going to bathe here?

I'm a grown man here...Is this really okay?!"

Jiraiya, who couldn't even move his eyes, pretended to refuse.

"How about I leave first..."

Naruto: 눈_눈...

If Jiraiya could wipe the snot from the corners of his mouth, Naruto might really believe his lies...

"Don't worry, brother, the God's messenger won't be here for a while.

Before the God's messenger arrives, you can enjoy it to your heart's content."

Naruto gave the young women in the hot spring pool a subtle wink, and the next moment.

"Boss... come on~"

The chorus of countless women's cries became the last straw that broke Jiraiya's back.

"Hey... Hey~ Hey?! Why are my legs out of control?!"

Jiraiya walked towards the hot spring step by step.

"Brother, don't push me~"

Naruto, who was almost two meters away from Jiraiya:

눈_눈...

Plop~

Jiraiya jumped into the hot spring pool.

When he surfaced again, Jiraiya looked at Naruto with a bitter face and began to sigh.

"Ah... brother... alas, you really made me suffer~"

Naruto: 눈_눈...

The Akatsuki organization hiding in the dark: 눈_눈...

Scorpion: "About your master's shamelessness... do you have anything to say?!"

Kushina: "Why are you looking at me?! I'm not the apprentice of this dead pervert!"

Nagato: "It's called master and apprentice, but in fact we haven't seen each other for many years... If you don't know each other, don't ask."

Konan... Konan didn't come.

Ever since Nagato learned that the person who sneaked into the village was most likely Jiraiya, he has been keeping a close eye on his wife...

...

"Hehehehehe~"

Jiraiya, who was constantly walking among the flowers and hugging girls on both sides, was smiling happily;

Naruto, who was standing by the hot spring pool, was also smiling happily.

Jiraiya finally walked step by step into the trap that Naruto had specially prepared for him...

"Do it!!!"

At Naruto's command, the girls in the hot spring pool rushed towards Jiraiya almost at the same time, clamped every part of his body from all directions, and stuck pieces of talisman paper firmly on Jiraiya's body.

Jiraiya: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))? ! !

"Girls, what are you doing...???"

"Mission accomplished, sisters... show your true colors!"

The girls who were still leaning on Jiraiya's side a moment ago, turned into white ones little by little in front of his eyes - White Zetsu? !

The White Zetsu who revealed their true faces all smiled shyly at Jiraiya.

"Boss, come down and play~ε٩(๑＞ ₃ ＜)۶з~"

Jiraiya: =(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)? ! !

"Fuck... ghost!"

Jiraiya, who was scared to death by White Zetsu, couldn't help but scream.

[Tsk tsk tsk~ Jiraiya is really pitiful~]

Naruto suspected that Jiraiya would never dare to step into the bathhouse again from now on...

Swish~swish~swish...

The Akatsuki organization hiding in the dark appeared collectively, and landed at the hot spring pool to watch Jiraiya who was locked by many White Zetsu strongmen.

"Ahem, Jiraiya teacher, long time no see."

Nagato wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, so he could only cough twice awkwardly.

"Tsk tsk tsk, 'My name is Orochimaru'... I didn't expect that Jiraiya teacher, you would ruin Orochimaru's reputation in the outside world...

And what you just taught Naruto, I will settle with you on behalf of Minato~"

Kushina has switched to the "red pepper" form, and the frying pan in her hand is ready to go.

Jiraiya: ╭(°A°`)╮? ! !

"Nagato, you are still...

Kushina?! Aren't you dead?? !

How... Impure World Reincarnation? !

Who cast this spell on you? ! "

Jiraiya was shocked when he saw Kushina, and immediately threw a lot of questions.

"Don't worry about it! You old pervert dared to teach my Naruto bad things... I, Kushina, must teach you a lesson today!"

Kushina raised the frying pan and was about to rush up to open the fire, but fortunately Naruto, who had returned to his original form, hugged his mother's thigh in time, and Jiraiya was lucky enough to escape this disaster.

"Mom, mom, mom... Mom, calm down, mom! Let's talk about business first!"

Well... Naruto successfully got a new trick: twenty-one in one second!

"Are you Naruto? ! "

Jiraiya was stunned. He didn't expect that the "tap water" who was more skilled than himself in "collecting materials" was actually the eight-year-old Uzumaki Naruto!

"Hey~ Hello, lecherous sage~"

Naruto, who was hugging Kushina's thigh, took the time to turn his head and greeted Jiraiya with a smile.

Jiraiya: ∑(°Д°)!!!

Jiraiya felt that he was dreaming, a terrible nightmare...

...

"So, this hot spring pool is a trap set for me by you guys?"

Faced with Jiraiya's question, Nagato nodded and answered.

"That's right, because we don't want to hurt Jiraiya teacher, and we can't let you have time to use the toads of Myoboku Mountain to pass on the information...

So we resorted to this last resort and thought of such a bad idea. "

Speaking of this, Nagato glanced at Naruto.

In fact, this method was thought up by Naruto alone, and he also decided it against all odds.

The reason is that Naruto insisted that this plan would be effective against Jiraiya.

Originally, Nagato was somewhat skeptical about Naruto's statement, but he didn't expect...

"Sexy Immortal, I advise you not to think about resisting anymore.

The ones on your body now... are the seals that my mother specially prepared for you~

As long as you use chakra, it will...

White Zetsu, you come to cover it up. "

Naruto jumped out triumphantly and explained to Jiraiya the talisman paper pasted on him.

A White Zetsu forced a small ball of chakra out of his body and injected it into a piece of talisman paper pasted on Jiraiya.

Very soon! Everyone saw...

Boom!!!

The talisman paper exploded, producing a thick cloud of smoke that enveloped Jiraiya.

Everyone: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))? !!

Naruto: "...Mom, can the sealing talisman you made explode?"

Kushina: "I don't know, it shouldn't..."

A White Zetsu: "Sorry, it seems that I pasted the talisman paper wrongly, and pasted it as a detonating talisman..."

Everyone: →_→...

"Wait, look. "

Just when everyone was thinking about whether to kill this White Zetsu to apologize to Jiraiya, Scorpion, who had been silent before, suddenly pointed to the center of the smoke that had not yet dissipated and shouted to everyone.

Everyone turned their heads to look in the direction pointed by Scorpion, but saw that the person captured by the White Zetsu was not Jiraiya, but a weakling toad that could be knocked out by a detonating talisman.

The toad from Myoboku Mountain!!!

...What about Jiraiya? ! !

"Underwater!"

Nagato, who possessed the Rinnegan, was the first to discover the trace of Jiraiya's true body.

"Nagato, after so many years...you have really grown a lot. ”

Jiraiya broke out of the water and stood in front of everyone with his chest erect.

As a lustful... cough, as a toad sage, Jiraiya showed no fear in the face of a group of high-end combat forces in the Akatsuki organization.

"Teacher Jiraiya, you are too kind. You have seen through me..."

"No, no, no, you have arranged it very well, but there was a small flaw, which allowed me to find the flaw."

"Oh? What flaw? Teacher Jiraiya, can you tell me about it?"

"It's very simple..."

Jiraiya smiled and pointed his finger at Naruto who was still hugging Kushina's thigh.

"This kid and I sang and howled on the roof for a long time, and the girls in the hot spring in the house didn't react at all... This is unscientific!!! "

Speaking of this, Jiraiya suddenly remembered the time when he secretly watched Tsunade bathing in Konoha...

Every time his breathing became a little heavier, he would be discovered by Tsunade and beaten up, and happily received a half-year gift package from Konoha Hospital...

Alas~ It's all tears if I talk too much...

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization: 눈_눈...

They thought that Naruto had revealed a flaw,

or that one of their chakras was not well covered and was noticed by Jiraiya...

But they never expected that it would be because of this reason... Bastard!