Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

According to Kimimaro's self-understanding:

Quiet ≈ uninhabited surroundings;

Good environment ≈ mountains, water and forests.

So Kimimaro confidently brought the confused Fenghua Xiaoxue and others to a remote corner outside the Hidden Rain Village,

and thoughtfully found Deidara and Kurotsuchi who often appeared here, and used earth escape to build a luxurious building in a short time.

"Xiaoxue, you can live here for the rest of the time.

I have already inquired, and no one will come to disturb you here."

Yes, no one will come to disturb you.

Fenghua Xiaoxue looked around, and except for this newly built luxurious building, there was no house around.

Although the location is indeed a bit remote, it can finally let the people of the Snow Country get rid of the previous unbearable life.

Fenghua Xiaoxue is very satisfied with the place chosen by Kimimaro, but...

Why are most of the ground here bumpy?

And why are the areas around these deep pits... all dark, as if they were burned by fire?

[Forget it~ Anyway, we only need to stay in the Hidden Rain Village for another month or so. As long as no one comes to harass us at will... a little flaw can still be tolerated (๑❛ᴗ❛๑)~]

The big-hearted Fenghua Xiaoxue didn't think much about it. After thanking Kimimaro, she led the people of the Snow Country to live in peace.

The people of the Snow Country seemed very happy because they thought they had finally found a piece of pure land in the Hidden Rain Village where demons were rampant.

Kimimaro was also very happy because he finally completed the task assigned to him by his good brother Naruto and didn't make any other mistakes.

Xiaodi and Kurotsuchi were even happier because they finally welcomed new neighbors besides Scorpion.

Well, the three parties felt that there was no problem with this arrangement and were very satisfied.

Little did they know...

No problem is the biggest problem.

Kimimaro had just come to the Hidden Rain Village for a few days, so he didn't know yet...

The reason why there were so few villagers coming to this land was because the villagers gave it a very scary nickname - the Hell Trial Field.

Before Xiaodi came to the Hidden Rain Village, there were actually people living here;

But after Xiaodi came...

Where do you think those huge deep pits on the ground came from? !

Now, the only people who can live on this land are Kurotsuchi, who loves Xiaodi deeply;

The only one who can live on this land is Scorpion, who is also an artist and is devoted to building Gundam.

So after Kimimaro left, the suffering day of the people of the Snow Country began.

The source of everything starts from Xiaodi rubbing his hands mysteriously and talking to the people of the Snow Country...

"Everyone, have you ever seen fireworks?"

People of the Snow Country: Õ_Õ? ? ?

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Da da da da da...

Swish~~~Bang! ! !

Beep~beep~beep...beep beep beep...boom!!!

"Wahahahaha~

Friends of the Snow Country, did you see that?!

This is the art of explosion hahaha!!!"

The scene was full of artillery fire, and the roar of countless explosions could not completely cover up Xiaodi's rampant laughter.

Fenghua Xiaoxue: QAQ...

[I should have kicked my good brother Uzumaki Naruto away at that time, and then took everyone back to the Snow Country without hesitation.

Sorry everyone~

I really deserve to die... wuwuwuwu...]

Everyone in the Snow Country: ┭┮﹏┭┮...

[Sure enough, there is no normal person in this Hidden Rain Village...

I want to escape, but I can't~]

...

"Say it again...where did you take Xiaoxue and the others?!!"

Naruto: (▼皿▼#)! ! !

Kimimaro: 〣( ºΔº )〣? ! !

"It's... it's on the open space southwest of the village..."

Kimimaro really didn't know why Naruto got so angry with him after hearing that he had settled Xiaoxue and others there.

After confirming it again and again, Naruto raised a palm high and slapped it hard on... the air.

Oh~ the desk in front had been smashed to pieces by him, and the new one hadn't been delivered yet.

Naruto couldn't remember it for a moment and almost sprained his waist.

"Puff~"

Little brother Kimimaro laughed out loud at an inappropriate time.

Naruto: (▼へ▼メ)!!!

Pah!!!

Little brother Kimimaro's back of the head suffered an unprecedented critical hit, and even tears came out.

"Can people live in that damn place?!

Don't you hear the explosions coming from there every day?!"

"...No~"

Naruto: ⊙_⊙...

Kimimaro: ⚆_⚆?

I remember...…

In order to prevent Xiaodi’s weapons experiment from interfering with the normal lives of the villagers in the Hidden Rain Village, the Akatsuki organization worked together to set up a super-large soundproof barrier outside the test site.

So theoretically speaking... the outside world cannot hear any sound coming from the test site.

So, this matter cannot be blamed on little brother Kimimaro... bullshit!

Naruto: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

Just Xiaodi’s temper...

What if he gets excited and shoots a cannonball, directly affecting everyone in the Snow Country?!

What if this cannonball causes his beloved sister Fenghana Koyuki to suffer a serious injury and fall into a coma... or even die on the spot?!

What if he, Uzumaki Naruto, can only lie quietly in bed and wait quietly for his gender to change from ♂ to ♀?!

If things really develop to that point...

Damn, this Kimimaro Little brother Lu can't live with him!

Naruto said he would let this bastard die with his little brother!

Bang! ! !

Little brother Kimimaro was hit hard on the back of his head again, and this time his snot bubble came out.

"What are you still standing there for?!

Come with me to save people!

Kimimaro, you kid... I tell you!

If anything happens to Xiaoxue, I will kill you with my own hands!"

"Hey~ Save people... Save who?!

Wow... Don't hit me, brother, don't hit me!

I'll leave right away!

By the way, big brother... what is the cannonball?"

Naruto: (ー`´ー)...

"... trust me, you don't want to know."

"No, I want..."

"Shut up, you bastard (▼皿▼#)!!!"

"Oh..."

...

The test site was filled with smoke, and Naruto's vision was blurry beyond three meters after he stepped into it.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom...

The sound of the cannonballs continued, and the tremors of the earth were getting higher and higher, which made Naruto tremble with fear.

Boom! ! !

Suddenly, a shell landed precisely not far from Naruto's side, and the aftermath of its explosion mercilessly knocked him and Kimimaro to the ground.

"Puh~Puh!"

Naruto spat out the mud that splashed into his mouth with great effort, and his heart was already pessimistic.

[Fuck~ Xiaodi even blew up me, who had just stepped into the test site? !

It seems that my poor sister Xiaoxue and her people are probably in danger~

Is it possible that in the future... I, Uzumaki Naruto, am destined to become Uzumaki Naruko... Wuwuwuwuwu ꒦ິ^꒦ິ...]

But just when Naruto was in despair, he suddenly heard...

"Wow~... You are so awesome..."

[...Just now, it seemed like Xiaoxue's voice, but... why did she look so happy? ! ]

Naruto: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)...