Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

Regarding the name of Nagato's eldest son...

To be honest, his father had never thought about it before the little guy was born.

As for Konan...he always thought that the child's biological father had thought of a particularly nice name for him.

Unfortunately...Konan was wrong after all.

So, in order to name Nagato's eldest son, the Akatsuki organization held a meeting on the spot and had a heated discussion at the meeting...

Let's invite the first speaker - Kakuzu.

Kakuzu: "Huan Qian, I think Huan Qian is a good name."

Nagato: (ー ー゛)...

"This name does sound good, but...why do I always feel weird?"

"What's weird about it? Huan Qian is such a good name~

Nagato, you can't go wrong if you listen to me on this matter."

Naruto: (눈益눈) ！ ！ ！

"Not bad at all!

Kakuzu, don't think I can't hear it~

The name you chose... is clearly a reminder to Nagato and his wife not to forget to return your coffin book, right?!"

Nagato: 눈_눈... I see, I said there seemed to be something wrong with this name, it turns out...

"This name is not good, skip... the next one!"

"Tsk~"

Kakuzu reluctantly retreated, and Whitebeard father bravely stood up.

"Gu La La La La~

Speaking of which, when you and Konan got married, I was present as your elder. This little guy can be said to be my grandson~

Why not call him Sakaski, what do you think?"

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization: (⊙o⊙)~

[This name is good. I always feel that there is a sense of domineering in it~]

Naruto: (||๐_๐)...

Tell a joke,

Red Dog, one of the admirals of the navy, is the grandson of Whitebeard, one of the Four Emperors of Pirates...

Why don't you name Nagato's eldest son Buddha's Warring States? !

Wouldn't it be more domineering for the admiral of the navy to be your grandson! ! !

"Forget about this name... Don't ask me why!"

Naruto directly vetoed this name, making Whitebeard very depressed.

...

Kurotsuchi: "What do you think of the name... Deidara, the two Libras?"

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization: (ー_ー)!!

"We are discussing the name of the little guy now... not the question of whose surname will Deidara take after you and Deidara get married!"

"Wake up, Kurotsuchi!"

"Deidara hasn't come back yet, so... Kurotsuchi, you should go out and look for her..."

Kurotsuchi: (⌯︎¤ω¤)✧︎~Is that okay? !

Kurotsuchi happily ran out to look for the missing Deidara.

...

"Yahiko, Konan and I have already thought about it:

From now on, you are my son's adoptive father.

So his name should be given by you, the adoptive father...

Yahiko!

Good brother, please don't let Konan and I down..."

Nagato: (ó﹏ò｡) ...

Yahiko: o_O? ? ?

"Ahem~ I think... Nagato, since the three of us are Jiraiya's disciples, and Jiraiya has no offspring now...

In order to commemorate the days when Jiraiya taught us earnestly, let the little guy remember that when he grows up, he must respect him for us...

How about this child be called..."

[Yahiko is a filial boy, a good boy~]

Everyone present was very moved when they heard this;

Especially Jiraiya, who was very moved~

"Let's call him Jiraiya!"

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization: ("▔□▔)? !!

"Take your kidney!!!"

Don't get me wrong, it wasn't Naruto who threw the Rasengan at Yahiko, but his beloved Jiraiya...

...

"Hmm~ How about I say a name."

Tsuchiko raised his hand confidently.

"Uchiha Madara!

As long as he calls me by this name, I can teach him in person..."

After saying this name, the smile on Tsuchiko's face became much more perverted.

It's obvious that he has imagined a wonderful life in the future where he will hang "Uchiha Madara" on a tree and beat him...

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization: (▼皿▼#)!!!

"Vajra Blockade!"

"Shikigami Dance!"

"Fire Style*Big Flame Bomb!"

...

Everyone present was so happy that they offered their ultimate moves to Tsuchiko.

Kakashi:!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ?!!

"What the hell?! Obito, you are an idiot... Kamui!"

"Nimma Kakashi, wait a minute, and Lin..."

Kakashi took Tsuchiko away, leaving only Nohara Rin standing there stupidly.

Rin: ꒰꒪꒫꒪⌯꒱? !!

Well, everyone's ultimate moves brushed past Rin's hair...

...

Duang!!!

Kushina took out a frying pan and slammed it on the table in a domineering manner, and the scene instantly fell silent.

It can be said that one pot determines the fate of the country!

"I'll make it clear in advance that I don't care what the little guy's name is, but his last name... must be Uzumaki, right? !"

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization: (꒪⌓꒪)...

"Nagato, don't forget that you are also a member of the Uzumaki clan...

You say! Does what I said make sense? ! "

Kushina stared at Nagato with a sharp look.

Nagato: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)...

Although it is true that Nagato inherited the blood of the Uzumaki clan, this blood came from his mother;

And Nagato... took his father's surname~

"Does... make sense?"

"Hmm? !"

"It makes sense! My son's surname is Uzumaki!"

"Hmm~

It's okay, you continue..."

Kushina put away the frying pan with satisfaction and left quietly.

Nagato: (´╥ω╥`)...

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization: d(ŐдŐ๑)!!!

...

"In the end, you are the only one left... Naruto. "

After a long discussion, the names they came up with were not satisfactory, which made Nagato feel unacceptable.

In the end, Nagato could only pin his last hope on Naruto, who had not yet expressed his opinion.

Naruto: 눈_눈...

For a while, Naruto couldn't think of any suitable name.

[This is not easy to do...

Don't you know that I am also a bad namer?!

What name should I give the little guy?

Oh~ So annoying!

My mind is so confused!

Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!]

"Naruto, have you not thought of it yet?"

Nagato, along with everyone in the Akatsuki organization, looked at Naruto expectantly.

Naruto: (눈‸눈)...

"Regarding I can't think of any good name~

You can't call him Abarai... ahem, Uzumaki Renji, right? ! ”

To be honest, when it comes to the representative red-haired characters in anime, Naruto always thinks of the one in Bleach at the first time...

Ichigo Kurosaki's eternal best friend, the son-in-law of the Kuchiki family, the lifelong enemy of Bleach fans - Abarai Renji.

Nagato: (´◊ω◊｀)!!!

Akatsuki organization: ⊙▽⊙!!!

"This name is fine... I've decided, my son will be called Uzumaki Renji from now on!"

Naruto: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))? ! !

[Damn, is this really the name?!

Then do I have to equip this little guy with a Zanpakutō named "Snake Tail Maru" in the future!

Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!]