【Brother Danzo:

I didn't expect that you still remember me after so many years. I'm so grateful!

After receiving your letter, I felt the seriousness of the situation and couldn't sleep at night;

I wish I could lead the main force of the Hidden Rain Village to the Hidden Leaf Village and discuss the plan with you!

But you should know...our Hidden Rain Village is so poor~

In this world, life is getting harder and harder. I, my brother, have long been in the Hidden Rain Village and even have problems with daily meals...

I really can't get the money to go to the Hidden Leaf Village~

I am full of passion and only want to share my worries, but I can't do anything without rice...

I hope that Brother Danzo can support us with some money for the trip. I will definitely take the main force of the Hidden Rain Village and travel day and night to serve you! 】

After putting down the letter, Shimura Danzo: (||๐_๐)...

He didn't realize that Hanzo had such a shameless side before? !

Speaking of which, you are asking for payment blatantly before the work is done... Is it really worthy of your reputation as the "Demi-God of the Ninja World"? !

But if it is to defeat that damned little fat sheep...

As the saying goes, money is something outside of one's body, and this little bit of something outside of one's body... He Shimura Danzo gave it to him!

"Go back and tell your leader that I will reimburse him for the travel expenses!

I will pay him as soon as he arrives!"

The ninja from the Hidden Rain Village who came to deliver the letter clearly felt that Shimura Danzo said this with gritted teeth.

I hope this old guy doesn't break his teeth in anger, he doesn't have many left.

"Okay, I will tell Hanzo your words."

"Also, tell your leader to come immediately, and be quick!"

"... Got it."

...

Two hours later, Shimura Danzo looked at Hanzo and a large number of Rain Village ninjas standing in front of him with a confused look on his face.

Of course, this Hanzo was pretended by Naruto.

Shimura Danzo: ⊙_⊙? ? ?

"Hahaha~ Brother Danzo, you miss me so much!"

Naruto smiled and walked forward, gave Shimura Danzo a warm hug, and at the same time, he clenched his fists and hit Shimura Danzo's back hard.

Dong! Dong! Dong...

This noise is exactly the same as swinging a hammer to forge iron.

Shimura Danzo: ( ̄┰ ̄*)? ! !

"Let go, let go!

Hanzo Salamander, stop it right now!"

If Naruto keeps hitting me like this... Danzo Shimura will vomit three bowls of blood today.

"Oh~ I'm so excited, I'm so excited, sorry~ Danzo brother..."

Danzo Shimura pushed hard with both hands, and Naruto let him go, and apologized to him with a grin.

Well~ Although this apology does not make Danzo Shimura, the person involved, feel the sincerity at all...

Danzo Shimura: 눈_눈...

[Is this really Hanzo Salamander?

Why do I think his change is good...]

Danzo Shimura was full of doubts, and he was about to ask, but Naruto pretending to be Hanzo Salamander beat him to the punch.

"Brother Danzo, why did your appearance become so... hard to describe?!

Brother, what have you suffered in Konoha over the years?!"

Shimura Danzo: (ー_ー)!!

This is so embarrassing... I didn't expect that I, who suspected the other party's identity, would be suspected of my identity by the other party.

"Ahem~ Brother did encounter some bad things during this period, which is why he looks like this.

Let's not talk about this, brother Hanzo, how come you... came so quickly?!"

In just two hours, I'm afraid you can't even walk one-tenth of the distance from Konoha Village to the Hidden Rain Village...

But now, Hanzo the Salamander has indeed appeared in front of Shimura Danzo, which is also the main reason why he doubts the identity of the person in front of him.

"Hahaha~ Hurry up?!

Brother Danzo, I immediately gathered people after receiving your letter;

As soon as the person who sent the letter back to you left, I took people and set off!"

As he said, Naruto took out the letter written by Shimura Danzo from his arms, successfully dispelling most of Shimura Danzo's suspicion.

"But... since you had already set off at that time, why did you ask me for... travel expenses in the letter?"

"Oh~ Isn't this just my expression of trust in brother Danzo~"

Naruto waved his hand and started a PUA to Shimura Danzo.

"Who is my brother Danzo?!

Hokage assistant, Konoha's dark... the top figure in Konoha Village, second only to one person and above ten thousand people!

Just based on your strong character of being eager for public welfare and generous...

I dare not say anything else,But when I heard that you didn't even have the money to come to Konoha...

I can assure you that I, Danzo, will definitely pay for you without hesitation!

So I came here with my men without hesitation...

Danzo, do you think what I, Hanzo, said is right?"

Shimura Danzo: (ー_ー)!!

[Although I still feel something is strange, I am actually a little happy in my heart. Is this the case?]

Danzo: (੭˙꒳˙)੭~

"Not bad, not bad, Hanzo, you are right.

I, Shimura Danzo, am such a person~

Just two hours ago, I promised the ninja from the Hidden Rain Village who delivered the letter for you:

As long as you can come, I will pay for all the travel expenses!

What, didn't you meet him, Hanzo? ”

“I met him. Look~ Isn’t he standing behind me?”

Naruto pointed out the ninja from the Hidden Rain Village who was delivering a letter to Konoha Village without hesitation in front of Shimura Danzo, further dispelling Danzo’s suspicion.

At the same time, Naruto was thinking:

[If this brother hadn’t said that you, an old man, were willing to pay for the travel expenses, do you think we would still show up?]

“Hmm~ So you have already met…

Then I’m relieved. I thought you both missed each other…”

Danzo was completely relieved at this moment. He was sure that the Salamander Hanzo in front of him was real.

“Ahem~ Brother Danzo, what… Look, since we are here, then the travel expenses, brother, are you…”

“Hey~ It’s just money. Brother Hanzo, how much do you want!

If I frown, I’m not your brother!”

“One billion. ”

“Hahaha, don’t worry, Hanzo. It’s only 1 billion. How much is that? !”

Shimura Danzo:!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ?!!

He asked for 1 billion… He is blatantly robbing Shimura Danzo!

[Where’s your face?! Where’s your face, Hanzo?!!

He doesn’t even care about his face… This is fucking stupid!!!]

“Brother, you don’t know. We in the Hidden Rain Village are poor… We don’t have money to buy luggage.

In order to get to Brother Danzo as soon as possible, I have contributed all my summoning beasts to everyone as mounts;

On the journey from the Hidden Rain Village to the Leaf Village… Three of my summoning beasts died. ”

Shimura Danzo: (꒪⌓꒪) ?!!

The summoning beast is dead?!

The summoning beast of the demigod Hanzo of the Ninja World - the Salamander...

Each one is a priceless treasure~

Three of them died just for the sake of hurrying on the road, but Hanzo of the Salamander only asked for 1 billion in compensation from him... Danzo was in tears.

"Don't worry, brother, I'll pay for it!"

[It's just 1 billion, no big deal... I'll give it to you! I'll give it to you now!]

Naruto:๑乛◡乛๑~

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