Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

Sarutobi Hiruzen died, and turned into an old man as old and decrepit as Shimura Danzo, and died beside his best friend.

"Hahahaha~Danzo, you old man, did you see that?!

I am the only Hokage in history who has fought against the Six Paths Sage!

So no matter from which aspect, I am better than you, bastard...

Danzo...wait for me...I am coming...to find you."

Until Sarutobi Hiruzen died completely, the hesitant Naruto did not have the heart to tell him...

The Six Paths Sage Otsutsuki Hagoromo, who was just hit by Sarutobi Hiruzen, is in the Pure Land at this moment, and he might be hanging Shimura Danzo on a tree and beating him.

Now Sarutobi Hiruzen has also gone down...

Naruto only hopes that Sarutobi Hiruzen, who has gone to the Pure Land, is doing well.

...

Although I don't know why the Six Paths Sage took the will of Ashura and Indra from me and the two pillars before leaving;

I don't know what the Six Paths Sage will do with the will of these two people in the future, and what kind of storm will he stir up in the ninja world...

But as the saying goes, when the enemy comes, the general will stop it, and when the water comes, the earth will cover it. Naruto has no worries about the uncertain future.

At this moment, Naruto only knows that this battle... is won!

No one in the Akatsuki organization was injured or killed!

[The mission has been completed and the rewards have been issued. ]

...

When the Akatsuki organization returned triumphantly and set foot in the sheep village again...

"We won! Lazy Sheep, we won!"

Akimichi Choza excitedly hugged Lazy Sheep and turned around and around in the same place.

"Hey... Hey~ Hey?! Uncle Choza, please let me go!"

"Oh oh~ Sorry, sorry, I'm too excited... Lazy Sheep, can you understand how I feel now?

I've wanted to kill that old monkey Sarutobi Hiruzen for a long time!

Now he's finally dead... I'm so happy, hahahaha!"

Everyone present: (ー ー゛)...

If Akimichi Choza's eyes hadn't turned red, they might have really believed his lies.

It's true that Sarutobi Hiruzen had been at war with the "Ino, Deer, and Chou" tribes before his death, but...

A person who had known each other for decades died in front of their eyes. No matter who it was, it would be unpleasant...

"Gulala la la la~ Let's have a party to celebrate the victory!"

Whitebeard stepped out of the crowd, carrying Kusukumoki and smiling brightly at everyone.

Lazy Sheep: (´◊ω◊｀)~

"Okay, okay, let's have a party... I want to eat barbecue~"

My lazy brother agreed with both hands and feet, and even started to order dishes.

"Okay~ Lazy Sheep, today I will let you see the secret roasted venison of my Akimichi family."

Akimichi Choza patted his chest, took the responsibility of the barbecue, and then turned his head and shouted to Nara Shikaku.

"Shikaku, bring your deer to me!"

Nara Shikaku: ⊙_⊙...

"... No, it's in Konoha."

Akimichi Choza: (ー ー゛)...

"You didn't bring a deer... Then what are you Nara clan doing here?"

Nara Shikaku: (▼へ▼メ)! ! !

"Whose family is running away with their entire family and taking their deer with them, you bastard?!"

Nara Shikaku, who rarely swears, was so angry at Akimichi Choza that he cursed on the spot.

…

Jiraiya, who had just worked with Orochimaru to hang up the brand new shop sign with the name "Three Monkeys", suddenly heard a wave of cheers coming from the village entrance.

"Is it over?"

Jiraiya paused for a moment, then turned his head to look at Orochimaru beside him.

"I'm going to collect the old man's body, do you want to come with me?"

"...No, I'll stay and take care of Tsunade."

Orochimaru shook his head and turned to walk into the store.

…

"I'm here, old man..."

Jiraiya came to the bodies of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo.

After looking at them for a long time, Jiraiya sat down on the ground and talked to himself in front of the bodies of the two.

"Heh~ Two grown men... What's the point of dying so happily?!"

Following Jiraiya's gaze, the bodies of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo were placed side by side on the ground;

Sarutobi Hiruzen held one of Shimura Danzo's hands tightly, and there was still a trace of smile on their stiff faces.

"By the way, old man, you are really ugly when you smile... Even if you are so old... you are still... still as ugly as ever..."

As he spoke, Jiraiya suddenly couldn't continue.

Big drops of tears dripped from Jiraiya's cheeks, burning hot but cold to the heart;

Muffled sobs sounded from the empty field, mixed with the wind and slowly blown away.

"Old man, you are going to...Why don't we discuss it... Can you come back alive for a while?

As your apprentice, I suddenly want to learn ninjutsu from you.

Yes, that's right... You haven't taught me the telescope technique yet... You should teach me first before you die, bastard!"

"Sarutobi Hiruzen, you fucking... How could you die so easily? !

You are my teacher... Sarutobi Hiruzen, the third Hokage of Konoha who taught the 'Three Ninjas'!

You fucking come back alive for me!!!"

"You old man have done so many bad things, and now you just clap your hands and leave... What's this? !

You fucking asked me to collect your body... I'll collect your uncle! "

……

Jiraiya choked several times, clenched his right fist and kept hitting the ground, until a deep hole swallowed his entire forearm was created on the ground.

Jiraiya's emotions finally calmed down, and he slowly stood up from the ground.

"Come, old man! Your apprentice Jiraiya is here to collect your body! "

Then Jiraiya realized that he hadn't brought any tools to collect the bodies when he came here...

Jiraiya: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))...

After learning that Sarutobi Hiruzen would die today, Jiraiya seemed to be too sentimental. Although he had promised to collect the bodies of the two, but...

Jiraiya didn't make any preparations and came with empty hands.

Just when Jiraiya was standing there, wondering whether to go back to Sheep Village to buy two good coffins before coming back to collect the bodies;

or to carry the bodies of the two back to Sheep Village and then look for coffins...

Swish~swish!

Two solid wood coffins suddenly flew out from behind him and hit Jiraiya's back hard, causing him to stagger and almost step on Sarutobi Hiruzen's body.

"Who the hell? ! "

Jiraiya, who was already in a bad mood, instantly ignited a raging rage. He turned around and started cursing before he could see who was coming.

Then he met Tsunade's death stare...

"It's me, what... do you have an objection? !"

Jiraiya: =(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)... I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!

"Jiraiya, you are so stupid that you didn't even bring a coffin to collect the old man's body. You asked me and Orochimaru to deliver it to you personally. ”

Jiraiya: (⊙o⊙)!

What?!

Orochimaru is here too... where is he?!

Orochimaru had already quietly bypassed Jiraiya and came to the bodies of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo, trying to separate their tightly clasped hands.

“No, the old man is holding it too tightly. If I try too hard, I’m afraid I’ll just...”

Bang!!!

Crack~

Before Orochimaru could finish his words, Shimura Danzo’s right arm, which was tightly held by Sarutobi Hiruzen, turned into powder under the feet of the drunken Tsunade.

Jiraiya: (°ー°〃)...

Orochimaru: (ーー゛)...

Tsunade kicked open the lid of a coffin, then picked up the light body of Shimura Danzo and threw it into the coffin, and finally kicked the lid of the coffin closed.

Just when Jiraiya was still worried that Tsunade would treat Sarutobi Hiruzen's body the same way as Shimura Danzo...

Pah! ! !

Tsunade slapped Jiraiya on the back of his head.

"What are you looking at?! Why don't you go and collect the old man's body?!"

"Oh...oh! ”

After Jiraiya carefully collected Sarutobi Hiruzen’s body, Tsunade turned around and left.

“Go, old man, I’ll take you home…”

No one saw two lines of tears running down Tsunade’s face as she turned around.

“Woo~ woo… woo… woo…”

Orochimaru disappeared again, but the funeral music he played for Sarutobi Hiruzen rang out in the wilderness;

Using fresh grass leaves as instruments, this was a little trick that Sarutobi Hiruzen taught the three of them before he died…

As for Jiraiya… He was carrying two coffins by himself, huffing and puffing behind Tsunade, already sweating profusely from exhaustion…