Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

When everyone rushed back to the Hidden Rain Village, they found that Nizhuzi and Lanyangyang were eating hot pot with Nagato who stayed at the base.

"You guys are still eating hot pot?!"

Naruto was so angry that he rushed up and kicked them over.

In order to find them, Naruto led the Akatsuki organization and the ninjas of the Hidden Rock Village to beat their brains out.

After finding that they were in the wrong place and searching for them in vain,

Naruto thought that he was about to lose his father Whitebeard and the happiness of the rest of his life...

But when Naruto was about to fall into despair, these two guys actually ran back leisurely.

When the system prompted that the task was completed,

Naruto wanted to hug them and kiss them hard, but also wanted to throw these two guys into the cesspool and drown them.

"Damn! What's wrong with you, the last one in the group?!"

"Dad, help me! Uzumaki Naruto is going to kill the sheep!"

Whitebeard ignored Lazy Sheep's call for help and stood aside quietly watching the three people fighting.

To be honest, if it weren't for his status, he would have kicked these two unfilial sons.

"Fuck! It's useless to call dad, you two bastards dare to fight back, right?! Die!"

Naruto screamed and rushed towards the two people.

With his left hand, he used a monkey stealing peaches on the second pillar.

With his right leg, he kicked a heart-piercing kick straight at Lazy Sheep's chest.

They quickly dodged and used their own moves to fight back against Naruto.

The three of them rolled around on the ground in a ball. It was more like children playing than fighting.

Until...

"Ah!!! You dare to use hot pot to attack me?!"

The second pillar accidentally knocked over the table and was drenched in the hot pot soup.

Naruto, who was at least half a meter away from the second pillar: (⊙ˍ⊙)?

"Fire Style* Great Fireball Technique!"

The angry second pillar puffed up his cheeks and spit out a big fireball at Naruto;

Naruto rolled over and dodged it, but the fireball hit Lazy Sheep who ran behind him to attack.

Lazy*BlackHair*Explosion*Sheep: o(TヘTo)...

"Wow! Naruto, you actually set me on fire, I'm angry!"

Naruto: →_→...←_←...(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

[Okay, okay,

I'm your brother and I'm in charge of you. If you dare to fight back, that's fine;

You're putting all the blame on me...

You really think I can't deal with you, right?!]

"Kurouma, lend me some chakra first!"

Kurouma: "Two bags of potato chips."

Naruto:...You stinky fox, you still say you didn't learn from Lazy Sheep?!

"Okay!"

Naruto gritted his teeth and agreed, then The red Nine-Tails Chakra penetrated through his body and wrapped around Naruto's whole body.

Probably realizing that Naruto was not easy to deal with now, the second pillar also opened the Sharingan at the first time.

When the second pillar opened the Sharingan, three magatama on each side slowly rotated in the blood-red pupil.

"Okay, second pillar, I didn't expect that the Sharingan evolved into three magatama after running out. But do you think I, Uzumaki Naruto, will be afraid of your two pairs of three magatama Sharingan?!"

Naruto sneered, and then froze in place.

Wait, something seems wrong.

Three magatama Sharingan... two pairs? !

Naruto rubbed his eyes and looked at Lazy Sheep found that he indeed had a pair of three-magatama Sharingan in his eye sockets that were exactly the same as those of the second pillar.

"Fuck, what's going on?!"

Naruto couldn't hold it anymore.

...

The fight couldn't go on,

A group of people set up the table again and put the hot pot on it, sitting around eating and chatting.

Naruto sighed as he looked at the two people who were eating happily, and said faintly.

"Tell me, what's going on with you two?"

Although before,

Nagato controlled the Six Paths of Pain and told everyone at almost the same time as the system that the second pillar and Lazy Sheep had returned to the Akatsuki organization.

But where did they go these days? Nagato hesitated and refused to speak out;

He just mentioned that the situation was complicated and hoped to talk about it when everyone came back.

So except Nagato, everyone present didn't know the whole story.

"It's Sasuke, it's all Sasuke's idea, let him speak."

Lazy Sheep pointed at the second pillar while showing off, and threw the whole black pot on his head.

"That night I asked Orochimaru to pick me up, and I met Lazy Sheep when I was leaving.

In order to prevent him from complaining to my brother, I asked Orochimaru to take him away as well." The second pillar was still as arrogant and cold as ever, and said a few words.He told them clearly where they were going.

Naruto asked in confusion.

"Why did you go to Orochimaru?"

"To become his disciple."

Sasuke said, and looked at Uchiha Itachi cautiously.

Since the two brothers reconciled, Uchiha Itachi, who had obtained the original memory, had told him not to have too much contact with Orochimaru for his protection.

Nizhuzi knew that his brother did not let him contact Orochimaru for his own good, fearing that he would still covet his body like in the original;

But to be honest, although Orochimaru in the original was coveting his body, he was indeed a qualified master.

Nizhuzi believed that he still needed Orochimaru's help to grow up in a short period of time.

So he hid it from everyone,

and used the special method contained in the memory obtained from the blue bead to contact Orochimaru privately to ask for his discipleship, and asked Orochimaru to bring him to him.

⊙_⊙……

Naruto looked at Nagato.

"After these two guys disappeared, didn't you contact Orochimaru?"

"Didn't you say that Orochimaru could do nothing but research in the organization?"

Although Nagato felt guilty, he still confidently put the blame on Naruto himself.

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

"So Orochimaru is not in the Hidden Rain Village now?"

"That's right. Since he got the information about the future, Orochimaru went to the Land of Rice to build his Hidden Sound Village in advance."

Naruto: 눈_눈...

"So, did Orochimaru help you get Lazy Sheep's Sharingan?"

"No."

Hiroshi shook his head.

"That was an accident.

Orochimaru, who was doing an experiment with my blood, went out for something.

Then this stupid sheep broke into the laboratory looking for food.

He drank a lot of messy reagents and my blood and fainted on the spot.

When he woke up again, his eyes had become Sharingan."

Naruto: 눈_눈...

Everyone in Akatsuki: (||๐_๐)? ! !

"Can this situation be replicated?"

"I don't know.

But Orochimaru still hasn't figured out why a mixture of more than 20 kinds of poisons, six kinds of heavy metal solutions and my blood can make this silly sheep get a pair of Sharingan.

In the past few days, Orochimaru has tried dozens of times with his own body, but apart from figuring out which poisons will become more poisonous when mixed together... he has not figured out anything..."

Everyone: (ー_ー)!!

As expected of a sheep that even the system has to respectfully call him lazy brother, this luck is really outrageous...

...

"Wow~ Are you all here?"

Just when everyone was still shocked by Lazy Sheep's good luck, Biwa Juzo came in carrying a beheading sword, followed by a young version of Hoshigaki Kisame.

"There's also hot pot? It's good..."

Biwa Juzo pulled Hoshigaki Kisame to find an empty seat and sat down, quickly picking up the bowl and chopsticks to show off.

"I brought the person back to you. My mission is successfully completed."

"Oh, right.

When we came back, we met Kakuzu, and he asked me to tell you for him.

It will take some time for him to bring Hidan back."

"What happened?!"

Naruto thought Kakuzu was in trouble too, and he asked anxiously.

"It's nothing serious. Kakuzu cut Hidan into 30 pieces and sold them to 30 different money changers.

As a result, only 29 pieces have been found now, and the last piece flowed from the money changer to the black market and was bought by someone, so it's not easy to find."

Everyone: Hiss~d(ŐдŐ๑)! ! !

Kakuzu is really a ruthless person!

He can do anything to make money.

Xiaonan was also scared when she heard the news.

No wonder Kakuzu refused to let her go with him when they were about to set off... It turned out that he had this idea!

"Well, I'm just asking a question... Which part of his body is the piece that Hidan lost?"

Naruto raised his hand weakly.

Biwa Juzō glanced between Naruto's legs and answered casually.

"The philtrum, I heard that it was bought by a nobleman to soak in wine."

Everyone: (๑ʘ̅ д ʘ̅๑)!!!

Kakuzu, I wish you peace.

Hidan... I wish you happiness...