Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

The ninjas of the Hidden Cloud Village left with enough supplies to make up for the village's deficit for more than half a year.

In their memory, they lost miserably on this trip to the Hidden Rain Village.

If it weren't for their respected Raikage's desperate protection, they would have died in the hands of the powerful people in the Hidden Rain Village.

They lost this trip. Although they took back the supplies that should have belonged to the village, the price they paid for it was heavy.

Not only did they have to give up the entire village and move out of the Land of Lightning, but their perfect Jinchuriki Killer Bee of the Hidden Cloud Village was also forcibly detained by the hateful Hidden Rain Village!

Especially thinking of the harsh words Naruto said before they left.

Naruto: "Pack up and move quickly after returning to the Land of Lightning, otherwise I don't mind going to the Land of Lightning again in person."

The ninjas of the Hidden Cloud Village: (눈益눈) !!!

The scolding became even more unpleasant~

…

[The mission of repelling the invading Cloud Village ninja troops has been completed, and the mission rewards have been issued. ]

The voice of the dog system sounded, and it sounded like heavenly music to Naruto's ears at this moment.

Naruto: (ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́)✧I feel comfortable~

"Don't say anything, the system will try a diamond ten-draw first."

[Can't draw. ]

Naruto: ⊙_⊙…("▔□▔)what?!

[The mission of rescuing Hidan has not been completed, and the diamond-level prize pool rights are not open.]

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

He has been fighting Ai for such a long time, and Hidan was still rescued... It doesn't make sense?!

Naruto turned his head and looked at the members of the Akatsuki organization.

"It's been so long, and none of you went to retrieve the upper body of Hidan? "

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization turned their heads silently.

After all, everyone present here is a person of status, and no one wants to take advantage of others in front of them, right?

Naruto: (ー ー゛)... ojbk, I understand.

By the way, where is the upper body of that guy Feidan...

It seems to be in the carriage imprisoned in the forest, right?

Naruto turned his head and looked at the forest that was completely annihilated and became history under Nagato's Super Shinra Tensei, and the whole person suddenly fell into deep thought.

"Emmm... Dog system, do you think I still have a chance to complete this mission? ”

【…Host, please do your best. This system is ready to send Ai to host Xiao Jiji at any time.】

Naruto: ꒰꒪꒫꒪⌯꒱!!!

After a hard search by the Akatsuki organization, Naruto finally got good news—Hidan is still alive.

The bad news is that this guy was blown into 108 pieces…

Kakuzu took off his black robe and wrapped Hidan into 108 pieces, then walked away cursing.

I really don’t know if everyone should say that there are a bunch of sutures in Hidan’s body after Kakuzu repaired Hidan this time, or that a Hidan grew out of the sutures…

“System, can you now conclude that my mission is complete? ”

【According to the appraisal of this system, the host did not complete the task of rescuing Hidan satisfactorily, and caused great psychological trauma to the rescued person;

Therefore, it can only be determined that the task is half completed, and the rewards and punishments obtained by the host will be halved accordingly.】

Naruto: ⊙_⊙... What do you mean?

【The diamond-level prize pool lottery authority has been opened, and the rest of the rewards have been erased;

The effect of the milk of forgetting cubs in Hinata Hiashi's body has disappeared, but the host will not be teleported to Hinata Hiashi.】

Naruto: ("▔□▔) What the hell? !

【According to the deduction of this system, the host's future father-in-law will most likely arrive at the Hidden Rain Village in three days. Please... take care of yourself. 】

After saying that, the dog system fell silent, and Naruto's whole body faded into black and white in an instant.

Everyone in Akatsuki: →_→……

“Gullallallalla~ My dear son, what’s wrong with you?”

“Nothing, Daddy. I just suddenly feel that the world is so big and I want to take Hinata with me to see it.”

Of course, this is just a joke from Naruto.

But when a certain old mother heard that Naruto, the rebellious son, wanted to take his daughter-in-law away from her, she raised the frying pan to threaten her at the right time…

……

That night, a grand banquet was held in the Hidden Rain Village to celebrate the successful repulse of the invading enemy.

The villagers gathered around the Akatsuki, toasting and bragging with them;

For a while, the whole Hidden Rain Village was a scene of prosperity and joy.

Almost everyone present was very happy, except...

"Hidan, you thief, give me my legs back!"

"Fuck you, Luo Sha... Have these legs been mine since birth?!

You stole them while I was away and I haven't even settled the score with you yet, and you dare to take the initiative now?Why did you come to our door? !

How did you, the Wind Shadow of the Sand Village, end up in our small Rain Village... Did your Sand Village not want you anymore? "

Luo Sha: (￣┰￣*)Puff~

...Kill people and destroy their hearts, you bastard!

"Hidan, you still dare to talk about me? ! You are a waste that was chopped in two by Ai with one move!"

"The Sand Village does not want you~"

"You were blown into 108 pieces!"

"The Sand Village does not want you~"

"You..."

"The Sand Village does not want you~"

Luo Sha: ☄ฺ(◣д◢) ☄Fuck!!!

"Don't you dare to say something else? Don't keep harping on this, bastard! ”

Hidan: (ಡωಡ)haihaihai~ He was so anxious...

"Oh, then your youngest son doesn't want you~"

Rosa: (°ー°〃)...

"Your eldest son left you to go to the Snow Country to learn skills~"

Rosa: (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)...

"Your daughter also left you to go to Sheep Village to meet her lover~"

Nara Shikamaru, who ran to the corner of the banquet alone and was so idle, suddenly felt a chill...

Rosa: _(´ཀ`」 ∠)__ ~

So far, Rasa's natural enemy in the Hidden Rain Village has not only the Whitebeard father who he can't beat, but also Hidan who he can't argue with.

So... Mr. Rasa, the Fourth Kazekage of the Hidden Sand Village, is defeated!

The battle between Hidan and Rasa for the leg ended with Hidan's great victory.

However, in addition to the two of them, there was another couple at the scene who were having a huge fight...

For some reason, from the first moment he saw Erzhuzi, Qi Labi, who had just arrived, couldn't stand Erzhuzi, who was nominally the "big brother's second brother".

Coincidentally, Erzhuzi also had this feeling.

So...

Erzhuzi: (╬•̀皿•́)!!!

Qi Labi: (눈益눈)!!!

Erzhuzi: "What are you looking at?!"

Qilabi: "What's wrong with looking at you?!"

Erzhuzi: "Try looking at another one?!"

Qilabi: "Try it... Hehe!"

A mouthful of 82-year-old phlegm was spit directly on Erzhuzi's shoe surface.

Erzhuzi: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

Erzhuzi flipped the table in anger, stood up and was ready to rush up to Kirabi.

"Bageyalu, Wumeiyalu! Come on, bastard, do you really think that your uncle Kirabi is afraid of you?!"

A group of people rushed forward and separated the two people who were about to fight.

Erzhuzi: (╬￣皿￣)＝凸!!!

"If you have the ability, don't leave after the meeting, go to the back mountain for a life-and-death battle, bastard!"

Kirabi: 凸(｀0´)凸!!!

"Damn! See you there, whoever is a coward is a dog!"