Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

"Sorry, we're late."

Looking at Scorpion and Snow who were hugging each other tightly, Naruto had reason to suspect that they had taken the opportunity to escape from the Snow Country to travel under the pretext of coming to help.

But who made Whitebeard happy?

He hadn't seen his fourth daughter for a long time, so let it be~

"Father, look, let me show you a move... Nine Heavens Thunder Double Kick!"

Kanjuro proudly showed off his newly learned trick to Luosha who had just installed prosthetic limbs.

But the old father's mind was obviously not on this. He just stared at the two rubber tires that suddenly grew on Kanjuro's shoulders.

[The eldest son is useless, and the younger son must be recognized. ]

Luosha secretly made up his mind in his heart.

...

After personally sending the Sheep Village ninjas who came to say goodbye to the entrance of the Hidden Rain Village, Naruto solemnly clasped his fists to them.

"Thank you all from Sheep Village for coming all the way to help. On behalf of all the villagers of Rain Village, I wish you a safe journey back home."

And behind Naruto...

My lazy brother: "Bon voyage~"

Little Gray: "Bon voyage~"

Jerry: "Ah~~~~"

Sheep Village Ninjas: 눈_눈...

So what kind of weirdos are the three giants of their Sheep Village?

Why do these three brothers not want to go back to Sheep Village and insist on staying outside... Is it because they don't like it?

I don't like the sheep village you built~

...

"Uncle, please take good care of our father." ×50

"Please take good care of our village chief."

In the end, everyone in Sheep Village could only leave these two words and hurried away under the leadership of Nara Shikamaru.

[Huh? ! 】

Looking at the backs of the Sheep Village Ninjas leaving, Luo Sha, who came to see them off, raised his eyebrows slightly.

[That girl who was carrying a big package and sneaking behind them... Why does she look so much like my Temari? 】

Luo Sha: (ー_ー)...ヽ( ຶ▮ ຶ)ﾉ!!! Shit, Temari? !

Luo Sha suddenly remembered that he was drunk at the banquet last night. Under the trickery of his precious daughter, he was dizzy and handed over his life's wealth to Temari for safekeeping...

No wonder Nara Shikamaru took the Sheep Village Ninjas away in such a hurry. Not only did he want his precious daughter to pay for him, but he also encouraged his precious daughter to take away the old father's property, right? !

Luo Sha: (▼皿▼#)Fuck! ! ! !

This girl is rebellious, she must not be allowed to stay for long~

Rosa wanted to rush up and pull his precious daughter out of the wolf's den, and take back all the property he had accumulated for most of his life...

Then he was suppressed by the old man with white beard, who was smiling like a chrysanthemum.

The old man with white beard would never tell Rasa that it was he who helped to come up with the idea of ​​letting Temari take everything away to join her lover (ಡωಡ)hiahiahia ~

...

"Truncle, arms, legs...

Hmm, why is there one leg missing?

Um... I remember, it was taken by Naruto to perform the Impure World Reincarnation."

Orochimaru huddled in his laboratory in the Hidden Rain Village, wantonly fiddling with the remains of the Fourth Raikage Ai, as if he was admiring a pile of rare treasures.

"This muscle density, this nerve activity... Tsk tsk~ He is worthy of being the Fourth Raikage!"

Orochimaru sighed as he put them into the culture chamber one by one, and finally turned around to scan the huge laboratory.

Orochimaru always felt that his goal of this trip seemed to be missing something...

"By the way, Killer Bee, the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki!

Although I got some of the Eight-Tails' body tissue earlier and cultivated it until now, who would want to play with inferior products when the real body is here?

So... where did Killer Bee go?

It seems that no one has seen him since the banquet ended last night..."

Just when Orochimaru suspected that Killer Bee had broken free from Kotoamatsukami's control and defected back to the Hidden Cloud Village under the cover of night, his beloved disciple dragged Killer Bee with eight knives stuck in his butt and walked in swaggeringly through the door.

Orochimaru: Isn't it coming-(￢∀￢)σ~ Your apprentice did a great job~

…

Earlier, in the back mountain of the Hidden Rain Village, Nibiru and Killer Bee stood opposite each other.

Killer Bee: "Today, I will let you experience the horror of Killer Bee's Eight Swords Style!"

After a few breaths…

Nibiru: →_→…That's it? Huh~teh!

The Eight-Tails in Killer Bee: ("▔□▔)!!!

[Bi! What's wrong with you, Bi?! Cheer up!]

Nibiru looked at Killer Bee, who was lying on the ground with his butt sticking up and fainted, and frowned slightly.

No matter how you say Killer Bee,The guy is now half of our own, we can't let him die here, right?

So the King of Forces* Flathead* Can't Heal Ninjutsu* Nibiru made a prompt decision, dragged one of Killer Bee's legs and sent it to Orochimaru's laboratory.

After all, among all the people Nibiru knew, only Orochimaru could heal Killer Bee's injuries in a short time.

As for Karin...

If Nibiru dared to touch a hair of the little girl, Kushina and her mother would beat Nibiru to a pulp!

Nibiru: Tsk~ Women are troublesome (▼ヘ▼#)!

...

That night, Naruto tossed and turned in his bed, as if he was facing a great enemy.

[The 18th day of the first lunar month, an auspicious day, sorghum is carried~]

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

[Carrying red makeup, one foot of hatred, cutting hurriedly~]

Naruto: (||๐_๐)...

[Cut away the beloved, but why doesn't he come back, pretending to be happy~]

...

[She was crying and laughing, guess how she was crying and laughing... crying~

Look at how she was crying and laughing~

One! Worship! Heaven! Earth! ]

The dog system sang more and more happily in Naruto's mind, just like... dancing on a grave.

Naruto: (´இ皿இ｀)! ! !

"Dog system, that's enough~ Is it appropriate for you to sing this kind of song at this time?!"

[This system is singing to relieve your mood because you see that the host is too nervous...]

The voice of the dog system seems a little aggrieved.

"The point is that I'm even more nervous when you sing this kind of song, okay?!"

[Hey hey❛‿˂̵✧~]

Naruto: (ಥ﹏ಥ) ...

He suddenly didn't want to pay attention to the dog system.

[Host, don't worry too much. The prediction of this system is not absolutely accurate.

Hinata Hiashi just has a high probability of coming to the Hidden Rain Village,

but there is also a very small probability that he will not come to trouble the host~]

"...How small is the very small probability you said?"

[0.01%]

Isn't this fucking dead? !

Naruto: Fuck (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!

…

Watching the clock tick past midnight, the Hidden Rain Village was still silent.

Naruto: (σ≧︎▽︎≦︎)σ.~

“Wuhu~ escaped a disaster!

I didn’t expect that I was really confused by the 0.01% probability…

Wakakakaka~ I, Uzumaki Naruto, am indeed the son of destiny!

Now I can finally sleep peacefully, sleep, sleep!”

Naruto lay flat on the spot, covered his head with the quilt and prepared to fall asleep.

[Three days have passed, and Hyuga Hiashi may visit at any time in the next 24 hours. Please be prepared.]

Naruto: ⊙_⊙… Snap?!

… It’s too early to be happy.

Now Naruto really can’t sleep.