Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

The famous modern poet Xu Zhimo once wrote in "Farewell to Cambridge":

[I left quietly, just as I came quietly...

I waved my sleeves and didn't take away a cloud. 】

What a profound realm!

But at this moment, Naruto felt that Hyuga Hiashi's realm was more than one level higher than his.

Not only did he come to the Hidden Rain Village without taking anything, he also sent a new marriage certificate.

This can no longer be called a good person, this is a saint!

"Since the marriage certificate has been signed, Hiashi, you should set off for Konoha as soon as possible."

The plan succeeded, and Kushina smiled and folded the marriage certificate and stuffed it into her arms.

"We are a small family in the Hidden Rain Village and there is nothing to entertain, so I won't keep you for dinner~"

Look, look!

He rushed to the Hidden Rain Village, but he didn't even have time to eat a bite of food. He hurriedly said goodbye and left because he was worried about Konoha's political affairs...

Hinata Hiashi, if you are not a saint, who is a saint? !

Naruto:๑乛◡乛๑~

Hinata Hiashi: (ʘ̥∧ʘ̥)...

"...Hinata, do you want to go back to Konoha with me?"

"No, father, I won't go back for the time being.

Naruto has been under too much pressure during this period, and his daughter wants to be with him..."

Hinata shook her head and declined her father's invitation.

Hinata Hiashi felt sad for a while, and then turned to look at his other precious daughter.

"Hanabi, you..."

"Goodbye, fatherヾ(≧O≦)〃Ah~"

Okay, I was too sad just now.

Hyuga Hiashi: (⌇ຶД⌇ຶ)...

Of course, these are not the two most heart-piercing knives, because there are two little yellow-haired guys waiting here...

Naruto: "Goodbye, father-in-law!"

Namikaze Menma: [(－－)]zzz...

Hanabi: (ㅎ‸ㅎ)...Pah!

Namikaze Menma: ꒰꒪꒫꒪⌯꒱? ! ...Wow!!!

emmm...Just think of it as the new prospective son-in-law saying goodbye to his future father-in-law~

"Uzumaki Naruto, you fucking..."

Hyuga Hiashi was angry.

Kushina: "Ahem~"

"..."

Hyuga Hiashi turned around and changed his target to Namikaze Menma, who closed his eyes and fell asleep again.

"You little bastard..."

Kushina: "Ahem~Ahem!"

"..."

Hyuga Hiashi: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)...Orz! ! !

The great Fifth Hokage kneeled down~

"Big sister, no matter what...please let me beat you up~

Otherwise, I will be so angry...it...it will be so suffocated that I will wow wow wow wow wow wow~"

The great Fifth Hokage has fainted in the toilet.

Kushina looked at Hyuga Hiashi who was kneeling on the ground and crying, and gradually she felt a little bit sorry for him.

It should be said that she seemed to have really bullied Hyuga Hiashi this time.

After all, they are her relatives, you can't always bully them, at least you have to give them some sweetness...

But what should I do if the mother is reluctant to hand over these two good sons to Hyuga Hiashi? !

So Kushina rolled her eyes, pulled Hyuga Hiashi over and whispered in his ear.

"Hiashi, don't think that I am so strong in front of you, but the real boss of my family is still Minato...

I have to get Minato's approval before I dare to do anything at home, including...

Besides, Naruto and Menma are Minato's biological sons!

As the saying goes, if a son is not taught well, it is the fault of the father...

I will let Minato send you back to Konoha in person later, you must seize this great opportunity... Understand?"

Hyuga Hiashi's eyes lit up and nodded repeatedly;

In his heart, he had already begun to secretly calculate what kind of moves he should use to beat Namikaze Minato, his former old friend and now (enemy) relative (father)...

"In that case, then I'll take my leave."

After clarifying the target that could be used to vent his anger, Hyuga Hiashi stood up and turned away.

When passing by Naruto who was still kneeling on the ground, Hyuga Hiashi patted his shoulder affectionately.

Naruto: ⊙_⊙? ? ?

Hyuga Hiashi: ^ω^~

【Little bastard, just wait and see how I beat your father. 】

"Minato, come and send Hiashi off."

After his wife spoke, Namikaze Minato immediately stepped forward and put his arm around Hyuga Hiashi's shoulder.

Whoosh~

Flying Thunder God starts!

When he opened his eyes again, Hyuga Hiashi found that he had arrived outside the gate of Konoha.

Hyuga Hiashi: (σ≧︎▽︎≦︎)σ. ~

"Hey, hey~ Namikaze Minato, you wait and see how I take you back..."

Whoosh~

NamikazeMinato flew away again... Gone!

Hinata Hiashi: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ...

"Wow~ Namikaze Minato, you are bullying me too much!"

Hinata Hiashi, who had nowhere to vent his anger, was about to lose his temper.

[Wait a minute, why do I feel like there is something under my hand? ! ]

Hinata Hiashi slowly lowered his head and took a look.

Naruto: (°ー°〃)...

Naruto never thought that when his useless father sent Hinata Hiashi back to Konoha, he could also pack him up as the closest person to him~

Hinata Hiashi: 눈_눈...

Mother cheated father, father cheated son... So what kind of weirdos are these people?

Is it really a wise choice for him to hand over his two precious daughters to such a family?

At this moment, Hinata Hiashi did not rush to teach Naruto a lesson, but stood there and thought a lot.

"Wu-yu... Uncle Hiashi, who is getting younger and younger, we meet again~

Well, my mother called me home for dinner, so I'll take my leave first..."

Naruto moved back step by step.

Hyuga Hiashi: →_→... Huh? ! You're already at my doorstep, how can you, a little bastard, run away? !

"Everyone in the village who can breathe, come out!"

At the command, the villagers of Konoha rushed out of the village with guns and sticks, and quickly surrounded the two.

Naruto: ◝₍ᴑ̑ДO͝₎◞... It's going to be bad.

"Hehehe~ You little bastard, you thought you were in the Hidden Rain Village, you can leave if you want?!

I'm telling you clearly now, from this moment on... the offense and defense have changed, bastard!"

"Uncle Hiashi, no... I... I didn't..."

"Gossip* back to heaven!"

"Ah~"

Naruto: ┭┮﹏┭┮... Such a disgusting feeling!

...

Swish~

The yellow flash came and went, came and went.

And took away a little yellow-haired boy who was still flying freely in the sky.

"Tsk~"

Hinata Hiashi looked at the yellow flash in the distance and curled his lips in disdain, then waved his hand.

"Let's go back to the village!"

...

"I asked you to send someone away, and you sent your son to someone else, right?!"

Duang! ! !

"I asked you to drug Hiashi so that he would forget that he has two precious daughters... Is this something a human can do?!"

Duang! ! !

"And you, a useless brat, who only knows how to sleep all day... When you grow up like this, how can I trust you to hand over Hanabi to you, bastard!"

Duang! ! !

That night at Naruto's house.

The useless father kneeled on the washboard, Naruto kneeled on the durian, and Menma Namikaze slept on the nail bed;

The old mother slapped the three people with a frying pan in each hand.

The two precious daughters of Hiashi Hyuga stood behind their future mother-in-law, one was so heartbroken that she couldn't breathe, and the other looked at her with sparkling eyes.

Minato Namikaze: (｡í _ ì｡)...

Uzumaki Naruto: T^T...

Menma Namikaze: ZZzz...(。-ω-)...