Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

"Father! They're coming, they're coming..."

"What? Are those bastards from the Hidden Cloud Village coming?!

Fight them all, beat them up like the Hidden Cloud Village!

Fight all those bastards back!"

"No, Father, it's not the guys from the Hidden Cloud Village who are coming, but... Deidara is back."

Oonoki: ⊙_⊙! ! !

"That's even better, tell me to... beat them up!

First, skin that little bastard Deidara!"

Oonoki, who had been leaning back in his chair calmly upon hearing the massive attack from the Hidden Cloud Village, now sat up straight with excitement.

"But, but..."

"No buts! Beat him up, beat him till he's smoking!"

To this day, whenever he thinks of the damned little yellow-haired Deidara who openly kidnapped his precious granddaughter to that damn Akatsuki organization...

The old man's eyes suddenly showed three parts of envy, three parts of grief, four parts of jealousy, and ninety parts of murderous intent.

"But Deidara is still with Kurotsuchi."

Oonoki: (⊙o⊙)!!!

"...Why didn't you tell me about such an important matter right away?

Pass on my order..."

"Ah, you still want to beat him up... It's not good to do it in front of Kurotsuchi, right?"

Bang!!!

Old man Ohnoki kicked his silly son hard on the face.

"Fight? What are you fighting for?!

Didn't you see my precious granddaughter is back?!

Open the door! Welcome my precious granddaughter home!

Send someone to hang up the ribbons, hang them up in the whole village!"

The next moment, the old man floated up from the chair and flew towards the village entrance at the fastest speed.

When passing by Huang Tu, who was still lying on the ground, the old man did not forget to roll his eyes at him.

"Don't say you are my granddaughter's father in the future. With your IQ... Forget it, saying too much will hurt the relationship between us father and son."

The old man seemed to have said nothing, but also seemed to have said everything.

Huang Tu:__(°ω°」∠)_……(ʘ̥∧ʘ̥)

……

At this moment, the gate of Yanyin Village was wide open, and almost half of the villagers came out in a line, standing in an orderly manner on both sides of the gate.

"Welcome Miss Heitu home!!!" ×n

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Clang clang clang~ clang~ clang!

With a loud and orderly shout, the entire entrance of Iwagakure Village was suddenly filled with the sound of gongs, drums, and firecrackers.

"Oh~ Grandpa's little Kurotsuchi, you finally came back to see Grandpa?"

Onoki flew out of the village, smiling like a brilliant old chrysanthemum.

"Grandpa!"

Kurotsuchi: ✧(◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩~

"I'm back~"

"Hey hey hey~ It's good to be back, it's good to be back... You haven't been bullied over there, have you?"

"No, no, everyone in the organization is very nice to your granddaughter, except..."

Kurotsuchi: →_→... Xiaodi

Onoki: →_→...(▼皿▼#)！ ！ ！

Xiaodi: (ー_ー)？ ？ ？

"Ahem~ Grandpa, I also..."

"Get lost!"

Onoki impatiently pushed aside the big face plate that Xiaodi had approached, and then pulled his precious granddaughter's hands very smoothly.

"Let's go, Kurotsuchi, go home with grandpa.

Grandpa asked someone to cook your favorite dish for you."

Kurotsuchi: (´◊ω◊｀)~

"Okay~ Grandpa!"

The old man took Kurotsuchi and walked into the village first, and the rest of the villagers followed closely and rushed back. When it was Xiaodi's turn to walk to the end...

Bang! ! !

The gate of the Hidden Rock Village was ruthlessly closed.

Xiaodi: ⚆_⚆? ? ?

Bang~

The next moment, the gate of the Hidden Rock Village was opened a crack again.

The old father Huangtu, with a dark face, squeezed out of the crack of the door with a sign.

He inserted the sign to the side of the gate, punched it a few times quickly, and then quickly jumped back into the gate... Huangtu didn't even look at Xiaodi the whole time.

Bang! ! !

Now the gate of Iwagakure Village is completely closed.

Wooden sign: "This village prohibits entry of yellow-haired males who are 18 years old, 166cm tall, 50.8kg in weight, AB blood type, like to eat oden and fried eggs, and shout that art is explosion every day! "

Xiaodi: 눈_눈...

This is... just write his name Deidara on it.

"Ah..."

Xiaodi sighed, shook his head and turned away.

I don't know if the wooden house he built outside the village many years ago is still there...

...

That night, the Onoki clan.

"Kurotsuchi, tell me the truth, it's been all these years...did that little bastard Deidara do that to you?"

"Oh~Grandpa! You've asked me many times, and I've always said no..."

Kurotsuchi: blushing and aggrieved.jpg

"Huh, that's good, that's good~"

After getting his granddaughter's denial again, the old man finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But the next second, what Kurotsuchi said made the old man feel a new sense of sullenness.

"That dead wood... he hasn't even looked at me properly until now..."

Oonoki:||o(*°▽°*)oll...

Although the old man was very relieved that Xiaodi didn't take the initiative to harm his precious granddaughter, but he...

Thinking that his two Libras, Oonoki's precious granddaughter is as beautiful as a fairy,

such a beautiful girl has been with Deidara, you idiot, for so long... You're not moved at all?!

Oonoki: (눈益눈) ! ! !

[Little bastard, do you think my precious granddaughter is ugly? Or do you think my precious granddaughter is not good enough for you? ! ]

Oonoki: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

The old man flipped the table on the spot and floated slowly into the air.

"Grandpa, where are you going?"

"I'm going to twist that little bastard's head off and vent my anger for my precious granddaughter!"

Kurotsuchi: ∑ (〟０o０)!!!

"No, Grandpa!"

Kurotsuchi immediately stood up and opened his hands to block the old man.

"Kurotsuchi, get out of the way. I have to ask Deidara in person today. What is the reason for my precious granddaughter's death?" What's wrong with your granddaughter? !

Does this little bastard look down on you? ! "

"No, Grandpa!"

"My dear granddaughter, listen to Grandpa... get out of the way!

I'm going to help you vent your anger now!"

The old man looked at the leaky little cotton jacket that was blocking him with great pain.

"But, but... Grandpa, you are no match for Deidara brother now..."

Oonoki: (￣┰￣*)Puff~

The old man's heart was stabbed by his precious granddaughter.

Well, now there is no leaky cotton jacket, only the black-hearted cotton wool is left!

Oonoki: (눈益눈) ! ! !

"...Kurotsuchi, stop it. I know you are just concerned about him, but...

Most of the skills of that little bastard were taught by me. How can I not beat him?!

What kind of hell-level joke is this?!"

Kurotsuchi: (ー_ー)... Sometimes it is frustrating to tell the truth but no one believes it.

"Oh, Grandpa~ Let's talk about what you want to teach Deidara brother later."

Kurotsuchi saw that he could no longer hold back the angry old potato, so he immediately changed the subject said.

"I came back this time not only to visit you, Grandpa, but also to ask everyone in the Hidden Rock Village to do me a small favor... Grandpa, are you willing to help your granddaughter?"

Oonoki: (ー_ー)!!

It's rare for my precious granddaughter to come back, and she even asked him for help in person...

Damn it!

Satisfy, must satisfy!

Even if Kurotsuchi wants the moon in the sky next, the old man will risk his life to pick the moon and put it in the arms of his precious granddaughter!

"Speak, speak boldly!

As long as my precious granddaughter asks, no matter what help she wants, I will agree!"

The old man waved his hand and agreed directly.

Little did he know that with this wave of his hand...his precious granddaughter was equivalent to being sent away by him!