Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

What else in the world could be more pleasant than robbing an enemy openly?

Naruto, who returned with a full load, wandered around the streets and alleys of Konoha for several rounds, and changed into dozens of different images in succession.

After making sure that no one was following him, Naruto found a small hotel to sleep.

He slept soundly until the sun rose high the next day.

A new day has begun... What should I do?

Naruto had already thought about it.

He took out a large stack of paper full of words from the system space, at least half a meter thick.

It records the black history of the third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen.

You ask where it came from?

Of course, it was from Shimura Danzo~

Shimura Danzo probably felt that Sarutobi Hiruzen, the old fox, had a character.

Since he already knew the existence of these materials, he must have thought of countermeasures a long time ago, and there was not much point in keeping these materials.

So when Danzo Shimura, who was fooled, heard Naruto asking for these materials, he handed them over without thinking.

Unfortunately, there are no photocopiers in the ninja world, so it is impossible to give these materials to every villager in Konoha.

But if he just copied one or two copies and posted them in the most conspicuous place in Konoha... Naruto felt that he could still do it.

Then let the villagers of Konoha see what kind of loser Sarutobi Hiruzen, the third generation Hokage who has always been loved by them... is behind the scenes.

Of course, this is only the first step of Naruto's plan for today;

As for the second step...

[Sarutobi Hiruzen~

Your good friend Danzo Shimura was slapped by me twice, do you think you can avoid it? 】

Since the image of Shimura Danzo was used to draw Sarutobi Hiruzen last night,

then today's draw Sarutobi Hiruzen...must become Shimura Danzo's appearance~

"Hehehe~"

...

It has to be said that Sarutobi Hiruzen, who looks great and righteous on the surface, has done a lot of inhuman things behind the scenes!

Even if Naruto summoned a shadow clone, one clone and one clone kept copying, it took a whole day to copy it once.

Since the black history has been copied, it should be published.

"The place where these materials are published must have a lot of people gathered there at this moment, and most of these people must like gossip..."

Naruto can think of only one place that meets these conditions-Konoha Central Square.

Why did Naruto choose this place?

Because every night there are a lot of old men and women gathered in the square to dance square dance.

Don't think that there is no square dance here. In the world of ninjas, old men and women dance square dance...even crazier!

The old men and women who love square dancing are definitely legends who stand at the forefront of spreading gossip!

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When Naruto came to the central square of Konoha, it was already occupied by many square dance enthusiasts.

The old men and women can actually divide into dozens of small groups in this small square, and each group has a leader to lead them in various jumps;

From time to time, there are also a group of white-haired ninja uncles and aunts, who roll up and down the entire square with the rhythm of the music.

Although the song played is not the well-known "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" on the Blue Star in the previous life, the warm atmosphere is exactly the same.

"Sure enough, the final destination of middle-aged and elderly people is square dancing..."

Naruto couldn't help but sigh, and then walked into a square dancing team casually.

Now his external image is an ordinary eighty-year-old grandfather, who blends into the team without any sense of disobedience.

"Come on, old brothers and sisters, follow me and move!"

To be honest, Naruto doesn't believe that the old man leading the dance in the front row doesn't know Might Guy.

Look at the slogans he shouted... full of youth~

Raise your hands, kick your legs, and twist your buttocks;

Draw a dragon with your left hand and a rainbow with your right hand...

After doing all these, even Naruto himself was exhausted. I really don't know how these old men and women can dance every night and never miss a day regardless of the weather.

"What's your name, brother? Why haven't I seen you before?"

So the old men and women who dance in the square love gossip.

Just when he had a break, several curious old ladies came over and pulled Naruto to check his household registration.

"Ah...haha~

My name is Monkey*D*Garp. I just moved to Konoha today. I'm just an ordinary old man."

"Oh~ So you just moved to Konoha.

We were talking about this. Konoha didn't have anyAn old man with a unique temperament like yours..."

The old ladies kept staring at Naruto's strong pectoral muscles and eight-pack abs through his clothes, their eyes shining and their saliva almost flowing out.

"Ahem~ Thank you for your praise."

Naruto stepped back calmly.

Damn~

The eyes of these old ladies were too scary, as if they wanted to eat him.

"Oh~ Why are you still shy, old brother?

It's not easy for people from other villages to settle in Konoha... Who did you use to get the relationship?

Chat with us old sisters~"

"Yes, yes."

"That's right, tell us and talk to everyone."

Naruto: (⊙o⊙)!

The magic of the square dance aunties is that even if they don't know anything about you, they can find a topic to continue chatting with you.

"This... is not good.

After all, the old man was able to come to Konoha to live with his help. What if the old man tells him his name and he gets into trouble? "

Naruto came up with a plan and pretended to be embarrassed.

"What's wrong with that? Just tell us boldly. We're just listening for fun...

Don't worry, we sisters are tight-lipped and won't spread it around."

The leading old lady waved her hand and said heroically-

Five words floating in the sky, that's nothing!

"Ah this... Alas~

Okay, then the old man will talk to you, but you just need to know it yourself. Don't say it was the old man who said it when you go out...

In fact, the reason why I can come to Konoha to live is because of the help of the third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen."

"Ah? ! Old brother, you actually know our Hokage? ! "

"You're kidding. The old man and Sarutobi Hiruzen... the guy who ran to the Hokage building have been friends since childhood. They are so close that they want to wear the same pants. They are half-brothers!"

Naruto raised his eyebrows and boasted.

"Hiss~ I didn't expect that you, brother, have such an identity. I admire you.

...

Since you are the brother of the Hokage since childhood, you must know him very well, right?"

"Of course!"

Naruto answered affirmatively, and then took out the black history of Sarutobi Hiruzen that he had copied from all parts of his body.

The black history piled up more than half a meter thick was neatly stacked on the ground by Naruto.

"These are all exclusive information about my good brother, the third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen. Do you want it? "

More and more old men and old ladies gathered around, and two words were written on everyone's face - want it!

Naruto grinned.

"The starting price is 5,000 taels, and each bid must not be less than 1,000 taels.

The exclusive information of the third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen, the highest bidder wins~"

...

"Hahaha, great!

The exclusive information of the Hokage is mine~

Hiss... What is this? !"

"Good sister, show it to the sisters too~"

"Yes, yes, yes, we want to see it too..."

Naruto, with a huge sum of millions in his pocket, quietly left the square and looked up at the top floor office of the Hokage Building, which was still lit.

"Sarutobi Hiruzen, I'm here!"