Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

"Kakuzu, it's me~ I, Uzumaki Naruto!"

Naruto trotted to Kakuzu, restored his original voice and shouted excitedly to him.

"Uzumaki Naruto?"

[Although the appearance is different, the voice is indeed Naruto's. 】

Kakuzu frowned slightly.

"Why are you here?"

"Why are you here?"

The two asked almost at the same time.

Hidan: (ⓛ–ⓛ)?

Hidan: "Kakuzu, is this also a member of the organization?"

Naruto: "I'm here to recruit soldiers for the organization. Did you see those Uchiha? This is all the territory I built for the organization!"

Hidan: "Hey, kid, are you a member of the organization?"

Kakuzu: "The Uchiha clan was not exterminated... You are more cruel than me, and you don't even let the dead go."

Naruto: "Thank you for the compliment, but why did you come to Konoha?"

Hidan: (▼ヘ▼#)! ! !

"Are you listening to me?"

Kakuzu (Naruto): →_→

"Shut up!" ×2

Hidan: (ー ー゛)...

...

"I remember asking Biwa Juzo to bring you a message. Has he not returned to the organization yet?"

"He went back a long time ago. We also received the message you asked him to bring."

Naruto still didn't understand why Kakuzu and Hidan appeared outside Konoha Village, so he asked in confusion.

"Didn't you say you were going to find Hidan's thing? How come you are here... right?"

Naruto suddenly figured it out and was stunned.

"Don't doubt it, it's what you think."

Kakuzu nodded slowly, confirming Naruto's guess.

"...Who bought it?"

"It's him, the one with the highest status in Konoha Village."

Kakuzu pointed at Sarutobi Hiruzen who was blocked by Uchiha Fugaku.

Naruto's face was filled with the word "unbelievable", and he sighed in shock.

"I never thought that Sarutobi Hiruzen, this old man, actually had such a hobby~"

Naruto knew that although Sarutobi Hiruzen was old and weak, his lustful heart was still as strong as before, but he didn't expect...

The third generation Hokage of Konoha Village would actually go to the black market to buy that thing and bring it back to soak in wine!

Is this because the body can't keep up, so he wants to eat whatever he wants?

Yue~ I can't look straight!

...

"So... he bought it, right?!"

Hidan gritted his teeth and raised his sickle, sharpening it towards the old monkey.

Kakuzu: "Yes, it's him, I've checked it out very clearly."

Naruto: "Go, fuck him, let him see the horror of the evil god."

Naruto kept urging Hidan to go up and fight Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Hidan, I'm telling you, as a man, if anyone dares to touch you... you have to fight him to the death!

Did he touch your brother?

He touched your dignity as a man!

What's more, the old guy Sarutobi Hiruzen not only trampled on your dignity, but also used it to soak in wine?!

Can you bear this?!"

Naruto: (*Ӧ)σ Fight him!

Hidan: (▼皿▼#)! ! !

Kakuzu: 눈_눈...

...

"Get out of the way, let me do it!"

Hidan ran to the center of the battlefield angrily, pushed Uchiha Fugaku away, swung his sickle and chopped at Sarutobi Hiruzen's head.

Uchiha Fugaku: ⊙_⊙?

Sarutobi Hiruzen quickly swung his Ruyi stick to block the sickle.

"Who are you... I shouldn't have provoked you, right?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was puzzled. He really didn't know this crazy and psychotic young man. Why did he hit him on the head right away?

[Don't know him? ! You used him to soak wine... I don't know you! ]

"You old man, give me my brother back!"

Hidan got even angrier when he heard this. He danced the sickle in his hand vigorously, covering Sarutobi Hiruzen's whole body.

Sarutobi Hiruzen was helpless and kept blocking the sudden attack of the sickle. He couldn't help but complain in his heart.

Although Hidan was a little crazy, his attack was not to be underestimated. He was able to suppress Sarutobi Hiruzen in a short time and forced him to be unable to fight back.

"Could you please stop first, my friend? As the Hokage of Konoha, I usually don't leave the village, so how could I have captured your brother?

This may just be a misunderstanding. Why don't you tell me your brother's name and I'll see if I have any impression of it..."

Great~

Sarutobi Hiruzen's method of adding fuel to the fire is really great.

Hidan: (╬￣皿￣)＝○＃(￣＃)３￣)!

"Tell you, sir!"

...

Uchiha Fugaku silently retreated to Naruto's side. Some of the moves that Hidan used to beat Sarutobi Hiruzen were unfamiliar to him.I couldn't bear to watch it.

"Is this also a member of the Akatsuki organization?"

"Yeah."

Naruto hummed in response.

"He beat Sarutobi Hiruzen so hard... Could it be that he also has a grudge against that old monkey?"

Uchiha Fugaku asked again.

"How should I put it? They not only have a grudge, but also a big grudge... Sarutobi Hiruzen..."

Uchiha Fugaku was even more puzzled after hearing this.

Just for this?

Hidan actually dared to risk his life for the shadow of a village... Are all the people in your Akatsuki organization so heroic?

"I guess that should be his brother who grew up with him, the kind of relationship he has is very deep... Otherwise, this young man can't do this..."

Naruto: ⊙_⊙...

"Uncle Fugaku, you are right, but your understanding of 'brother' is a little distorted...

The thing that Hidan took to soak in wine by Sarutobi Hiruzen is this..."

Naruto pointed to a certain part of Uchiha Fugaku.

Uchiha Fugaku: =(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)? ! !

"I never expected that this old man Sarutobi Hiruzen would have such a unique hobby..."

Naruto: "What a coincidence, I thought so just now."

Kakuzu: (ー ー゛)...

...

As the saying goes, if you defend for a long time, you will lose. Sarutobi Hiruzen finally failed to defend himself, and the sickle in Hidan's hand broke through the defense network of the Ruyi Stick.

Seeing the sickle coming at his face at a high speed, Sarutobi Hiruzen narrowly avoided it, but a shallow cut was still made on his face.

Seeing the sickle stained with Sarutobi Hiruzen's blood, Hidan immediately became energetic.

He took a sip of Sarutobi Hiruzen's blood, quickly retreated, and drew the evil god magic circle on the ground at a very fast speed.

Sarutobi Hiruzen sensed something was wrong and rushed up to interrupt, but it was too late.

"The ceremony begins!"

Hiduan's skin turned black instantly, and strange white patterns appeared on his skin.

The next moment, Hiduan, who was standing in the magic circle, broke his right leg under the shocked and puzzled gaze of everyone.

Crack! ×2

"Ah!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen screamed and fell to the ground on the spot, his right leg and Hiduan's right leg twisted at a strange angle.

"Hokage!"

The Anbu ninjas were shocked when they saw this and immediately wanted to rush up to rescue Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Unfortunately, the Uchiha clan ninjas blocked them tightly.

"Fuck~ Brother is awesome!"

"Coach, I want to learn this!"

"Brother, perform again, don't force me to kneel down and beg you!"

The Uchiha clan was so excited on the spot.

...

Hidan: I'll break my left leg!

"Don't... ah!"

Hidan: I'll stab you in the gallbladder!

"Ahhh~ Stop it!

Tell me your brother's name and I'll let him go!"

Hidan: (▼皿▼#)!!!

[I'll cut you... Damn, I'm not... I'll stab you in the kidney! ]

Puff!

"Uh~!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen rolled his eyes in pleasure.

Seeing that Hidan was about to attack his other kidney, Sarutobi Hiruzen, who didn't care about pretending to be dead, shouted immediately.

"Why don't you attack? Do you really want me, the Hokage, to die here?!"

As soon as the voice fell, countless ninjas from the major families of Konoha rushed out of the village.

It's okay to enjoy Sarutobi Hiruzen being beaten, but it's another matter to let the Hokage be killed by people from other villages.

For some reason, Hyuga Hiashi, who walked to the front of the team with a group of clan leaders, accurately found the disguised Naruto in the crowd and looked at him with a complicated look.

Hyuga Hiashi's complicated eyes revealed one meaning: I gave you so much time, why don't you leave...

Naruto responded with an even more complicated look and said:

It's not that I don't want to leave, it's that I really can't leave yet!

[It is detected that the organization member Feiduan is in trouble. The system now issues a task:

Help Feiduan regain the lost items!

Task time limit: 24 hours.

Task reward: 2 gold ten-draw lottery tickets

Failure penalty: All males in the organization lose the same items as Feiduan.

Note: What are we? Brothers! 】

Naruto: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)...