Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

Naruto was really confused as to how Tsuchiko had the nerve to shamelessly say in front of him that Kakashi had poor psychological quality.

Didn't he realize that what Kakashi said... he had said so a long time ago?

Naruto knew that the most urgent thing was not to dwell on this issue, but to find a way to awaken Kakashi's rationality.

So...

The Kakashi de-Tsuchi project was officially launched!

"Kakashi, look at me, do you still recognize me? I am Uzumaki Naruto~"

"Fake, fake, all fake!"

"Kakashi, my father is Minato Namikaze."

"Minato teacher... Minato teacher is dead, killed by Obito...

No! Minato teacher is not dead!

Everything is an illusion, I am trapped in a fake world."

"You have to cheer up, Hatake Kakashi!

It is because the real world is not beautiful that we need to go to this world together..."

"Huh~teh!"

A mouthful of thick phlegm was spit directly on Naruto's face.

Naruto: (๑ʘ̅ д ʘ̅๑)!!!

You are not Kakashi and you are still wearing a mask~

How did you spit out this sticky and thick old phlegm?

The Naruto world really does not believe in science, right? !

...

"Kakashi, I, Uchiha Obito, am standing in front of you now."

"Obito?

Obito died a long time ago, on the battlefield of Kannabi Bridge, and his body was not found.

You are fake, I know you are fake... Don't try to deceive me!"

"I am the culprit who killed Minato and Kushina.

Want to avenge them?

Then wake up and defeat me!... Kill! Me!"

"Ahhh~ Hell, this is hell!"

"Idiot Kakashi!"

"Huh~ Te!"

I have to say that Kakashi has a little more phlegm in his throat today...

Tsuchi: (눈益눈) !!!

"Asshole!"

Tsuchi picked up the Uchiha fan to block the flying phlegm, and was about to give Kakashi a big gay slap.

Naruto saw this and quickly dodged between the two and spread his hands to protect Kakashi.

"Calm down, Tsuchi-kun. What if your fan makes Kakashi's condition worse?

Don't forget who caused him to become like this!"

Tsuchi-kun: (ー ー゛)...

Tsuchi-kun silently put down his hand.

...

"Rin... It's all my fault that I killed her."

"Kakashi, what does it feel like to defecate... I mean, what does it feel like to defecate? Give me an example..."

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

Tsuchi-kun: (ー_ー)!!

There is no doubt that this humanoid creature that suddenly appeared is the most special White Zetsu individual, the Uzumaki White Zetsu Honzetsu.

"...Afei, what are you doing?"

"Ah~ Obito, it's obvious that I'm asking Kakashi a very important question.

By the way, the person next to you is Uzumaki Naruto, right?

Nice to meet you, Naruto-kun, you can call me Afei like Obito.

By the way, Naruto, can you describe to me what it means to poop..."

"Afei... that's enough!"

Tsuchi-kun: (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!

Naruto: (꒪⌓꒪) …

No wonder I always feel that the character of Afei in the original work is so different from that of Tsuchiko. It turns out that Afei is Uzumaki White Zetsu…

But Afei's obsession with poop is really admirable… What the hell!

They are racking their brains to find ways to wake up Kakashi.

Can you please not rush out to make trouble at this time? !

…

"Huh~teh!"

"Oh my god, why is the spit electrified this time?!

Kakashi, you just spit, you don't need to use lightning escape, right?!"

A mouthful of old spit accurately hit Naruto's face again. This is the number of times Kakashi has spit on Naruto's face.

Naruto looked numb, and raised the towel as usual to wipe his face clean;

As a result, he just raised his hand halfway, and felt a numbness on his face as if he was pricked by a needle.

Naruto: (눈益눈) ! ! !

Damn, I can't persuade him, not even a little bit!

Forget about spitting.

Naruto was too lazy to say any trash like "not very harmful, but very insulting".

But now the spit Kakashi spits out has attribute attack...

What's the matter?

Kakashi, you know that the old spit is not very harmful, so you try every means to make up for the damage, right? !

Can Naruto tolerate this?

Naruto immediately said angrily that he...

I tolerated it!

"Brother Tsuchiko, Kakashi has been like this these days.?”

“…No, he was still able to maintain basic rationality after learning everything;

But somehow he became insane, and it became more and more serious and gradually became what it is now.

I had no choice but to let White Zetsu seal him up…”

Hearing what Brother Tsuchiko said, Naruto suddenly felt that the reason why Kakashi became like this was not as simple as they thought.

With Kakashi's personality, it was impossible for him to fall into a state of madness so easily.

Don't you see that Kakashi in the original work also met Brother Tsuchiko later and learned the truth of everything;

As a result, his mental condition was good and he became the sixth Hokage. In terms of psychological quality alone, he was a strong group.

There may be some factors that he didn't notice~

[Could it be…]

Naruto subconsciously glanced at Black Zetsu. He always felt that this bastard was behind the scenes, but unfortunately there was no evidence…

“Alas…there is no way, it seems that I can only use the last resort.”

“What is the solution? ”

Brother Tsuchi immediately became alert and looked at Naruto expectantly.

“Brother Tsuchi, have you ever heard that the person who tied the bell must be the one who untied it?”

“…Don’t beat around the bush, Naruto, just tell me your solution.”

“You’ll know in a minute, we have to go out first.”

…

“Immortal Reincarnation Technique!”

The White Zetsu standing in front of Naruto was quickly swallowed up, and a woman with long, bright red hair appeared in his place.

“Finally I can see you again…Mrs. Kushina.”

Looking at the familiar figure appearing in front of him, Brother Tsuchi’s mood was extremely complicated at the moment.

It was so complicated that he couldn’t even tell what he felt.

“You are…Naruto? Are you Naruto? ! "

After the Impure World Reincarnation, Uzumaki Kushina slowly opened her eyes, and all she saw was the cute little yellow-haired boy standing in front of her in an orderly manner.

"Naruto, my child~

Mom finally sees you, and I miss you so much."

Without waiting for Naruto to answer, Kushina rushed up and hugged Naruto in her arms.

As a mother, no matter how much time has passed, Kushina can recognize her child in the crowd at a glance.

But what she said made Naruto a little confused.

So Naruto sank his consciousness into the consciousness space and asked Kurama a question.

"Kuruma, haven't my mother and I met once in my consciousness space?

Why does she look like she has never seen me now?"

"What you saw last time was just a strand of chakra left by Kushina in the consciousness space, not Kushina's soul. ”

Kurouma explained it this way, and Naruto understood.

“Naruto, Mom…”

“Mom, let’s talk about the past later.

There is an urgent matter that needs your help… Kakashi is crazy.”

Naruto came to his senses and did not give his old mother a chance to continue.