Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

This "tap water" is of course not Jiraiya's brother, but is created by Naruto using a myriad of changes.

The purpose of Naruto's move is nothing more than waiting for the rabbit.

At this moment, Naruto is 100% sure that the old man in front of him who came to the roof with the name of "Orochimaru" is the "rabbit" he is waiting for - Jiraiya.

"Hehehe~ I think Orochimaru and Jiraiya have worked together for many years, but I have never heard him say that he has a younger brother."

Jiraiya's fake smile is quite funny to Naruto, so he has to use all his strength to suppress the corners of his mouth.

"Well, of course my brother never mentioned me to you, because even he himself didn't know that I had a brother like him."

Jiraiya: [Ah, yes, yes, you're right... I really don't know when my long-dead father gave me such a big brother...]

"Oh? Since even Jiraiya himself doesn't know... then how can you prove that you are Jiraiya's brother?"

"Don't be impatient~ Let me tell you in detail...

It was a dark and windy night, and my drunk father, Jiraiya's father, ran into my mother's boudoir in a daze;

The two of them rolled in the sheets in a daze, and then I was born in a daze..."

Crack~

Kushina, hiding in the dark, crushed the wooden decoration standing beside her.

Everyone in Akatsuki: →_→...

Alas... It seems that Naruto will have to take this beating~

"My father... Wasn't Jiraiya's father such a jerk (brave) back then?!"

Jiraiya's eyes widened, looking at Naruto in disbelief.

"Of course, because my father even wrote a song about this, let me sing it to you...

... If you didn't know how many cups I drank that day,

you wouldn't know how beautiful you are;

I wouldn't believe that when I saw you for the first time,

I loved you so straightforwardly...

This is the best punishment for impulse~"

Naruto stood on the roof and howled, and Jiraiya shuddered violently.

Jiraiya: 눈_눈...

Jiraiya didn't know that his father, who looked honest, had the talent of writing songs.

"Does it sound good? I'll sing it for you again... sip~"

Seeing Naruto, who was still not satisfied, taking a deep breath and preparing to howl again with his tone-deaf broken hunchback voice, Jiraiya hurriedly stopped him.

"Stop, stop, stop, let's talk about the fact that Jiraiya didn't know that he had a brother like you."

"Oh, okay."

Naruto nodded happily, and then said with a serious face.

"Why my brother didn't know about my existence? In the end, it's all my fault... my father."

Jiraiya: (ー_ー)!!

"When that happened, Jiraiya was already born;

In order to maintain the harmony of the original family, my father never made this matter public... To put it bluntly, he didn't give us a reasonable status.

And my mother... she is a love-brained person, and she is obsessed with my father, the old scumbag, and has never thought of going to fight for herself.

... As a result, Jiraiya never knew that he had a younger brother like me~"

Click~

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization: →_→……

This is the fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth wooden decoration that Kushina has crushed. If she continues to crush them, she will probably only be able to crush the load-bearing pillars in the hot spring shop…

Jiraiya: 눈_눈……

“…I know a little about Jiraiya’s father…

I’m not sure if he is the scumbag you mentioned, but what I can be sure of is that he has never left Konoha Village in his life…

So…you are also from Konoha Village?

That’s not right. I, Orochimaru, have also lived in Konoha Village for many years…How come I have never seen you?!”

“Oh~that’s another story…”

Naruto was not panicked at all and began to make up stories seriously again.

"When I was seven years old, my betrothed wife suddenly came to my house with people to cancel the engagement because she despised my humble background..."

"Akidou Madai~ Where did you get your betrothed wife?"

Jiraiya successfully found the blind spot in Naruto's words.

[Did my father find her for him?

No way... I, the eldest son, don't even have one, how could he, an illegitimate son, have the treatment of a "betrothed wife"? ! 】

Jiraiya thought angrily in his heart, but he unknowingly put himself in the role of "Tap Water's brother".

"emmm... Don't worry about these details~

In the end, my mother was so angry that she died. I was so angry that I said to my fiancée:

Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, don't despise the poor young man!

Then I made a three-year agreement with her, and promised her that we would fight to the death after three years.

From then on, I left Konoha and traveled all over the ninja world to find famous teachers to learn from, and learned a set of skills that shocked the world...

After three years, I stepped into my fiancée's house with force, and then..."

Kushina: ☄ฺ(◣д◢)☄!!!

[Okay, Uzumaki Naruto~

Your mother is mad to death, right... I think it's you who mad her to death!

... No! I can't bear it anymore, I'm going to rush out and beat him up now!]

Just before Kushina went berserk, Nagato, who had already noticed that Kushina's mood was not right, increased the output in time to prevent Kushina's chakra from being exposed to Jiraiya's perception.

Others also hurriedly grabbed the berserk Kushina to prevent her from really rushing out to beat Naruto.

"Calm down, Kushina, Jiraiya hasn't stepped into the trap yet... Don't be impulsive! ”

“Yes, yes, you can beat Naruto anytime you want, just catch Jiraiya first…”

Kushina: (▼へ▼メ)!!!

“I can’t stand it any more! Now… umm? !”

Kushina was covered by everyone’s mouth and dragged away.

“Then what happened? ! Did you beat your fiancée? !

You’re talking halfway… Be careful of the Thousand Years of Death warning~”

Jiraiya couldn’t help but feel anxious for the “tap water”.

Naruto: 눈_눈… Why does Jiraiya also know the “Thousand Years of Death” trick?!

“Then I found out that my fiancée’s family accidentally contracted the plague and died in the month of the divorce…

Since then, I, Jiraiya’s half-brother, have been wandering in the ninja world without a home and a goal. ”

Jiraiya:凸(艹皿艹)! Fuck! That's it? !

...

"You've said so much, but you still can't come up with any solid evidence to prove that you are Jiraiya's younger brother...

I, Orochimaru, have reason to suspect that you are pretending to be my best friend Jiraiya's younger brother, trying to deceive me..."

Jiraiya looked at Naruto meaningfully.

Until now, Jiraiya didn't believe a word of what the "tap water" in front of him said.

But I have to admit that the story of "tap water" is well-written, at least much more exciting than the "Intimate Paradise" he wrote himself.

[It's decided that my next book will be called-"Intimate Strategy My Brother Tap Water", and this book tells the love story between "Tap Water" and his fiancée... Hehehehe...]

"Oh, you want evidence, right... Why didn't you say it earlier~"

Naruto turned his back to Jiraiya, then suddenly took off his pants, exposing his snow-white buttocks in front of Jiraiya.

Jiraiya: ヽ( ຶ▮ ຶ)ﾉ!!!

"What are you doing...what the hell?!"

"Do you believe it this time?"

"Are you really my brother?!"