Naruto: My mother, Haruno Sakura, is so smart that she is almost a demon

The two of them were so busy that they had to wait for the next two days.

Tsunade and Jiraiya, who had not seen each other for many years, fell into silence.

It must be said that the current situation is indeed quite embarrassing for both of them.

Jiraiya: Excuse me, what is it like to be discovered by the goddess you secretly love that you are drinking wine?

Tsunade: Excuse me, what is it like to want to worship a ninja who is your grandson as a teacher?

Sakura: Thank you for the invitation...

"Ahem——"

Sakura coughed twice and broke the silence first.

"Mr. Jiraiya, is this Tsunade-sama?

Wow, it's really as good as the reputation. Tsunade-sama is really as beautiful as a princess."

It's always right to praise a woman's beauty when you see her.

"So, Lady Tsunade has already discovered my identity as a ninja in the casino. The so-called worship of me as a master is actually just an excuse to monitor me.

As expected of Lady Tsunade, she easily saw through my identity. This insight is one of the best in Konoha!"

Sakura looked at Tsunade with sparkling eyes, and looked like she admired her very much.

Although Sakura felt that the facts must be exactly the opposite of what she said. If Tsunade saw her identity as a ninja, she would definitely not want to worship her as a master.

After all, her seniority is there, and it will definitely make people laugh if it is spread out.

This is just to give her a way out.

As for Jiraiya?

Sakura didn't even think about defending him.

This LSP's head is full of yellow garbage, and it is completely Akamaru who can't change his eating habits. Tsunade must know what kind of character he is. If Sakura defends him, she is afraid that it will affect her impression in Tsunade's heart.

"Ah, yes, yes, I didn't expect you to find out about this. You're not bad, little girl."

Tsunade quickly took advantage of the situation and confirmed Sakura's statement.

At the same time, she gave Sakura a thumbs up for her emotional intelligence in her heart.

Judging from the current situation, Sakura and Jiraiya must know each other, and it is likely that they are also ninjas from Konoha. If Sakura was not so vigilant at the time and really agreed to accept her as a disciple, it would be a big joke.

However, Tsunade quickly reacted and she seemed to be in a brothel...

"Jiraiya!

Don't lead the little girl astray!"

As Tsunade's furious voice sounded, Jiraiya was punched away and flew straight out of the window.

"Huh - I feel much better."

Feeling the familiar touch from her fist, Tsunade felt that the stagnation in her heart was swept away, and she couldn't help but recall the happy time when she practiced boxing with Jiraiya when she was young.

"Let's go, little girl, let's follow!"

Tsunade clapped her hands, cleared the non-existent dust on her palms, and jumped out of the window in a flash.

Sakura also hurried to follow, and sighed in her heart:

Is this the way the three ninjas communicate? Looking at Tsunade's skillful movements, she must have beaten Jiraiya a lot in the past; Jiraiya can be so persistent in Tsunade, it seems that this white-haired man has a little bit of Dou admiration.

As the three left, a group of young ladies who were called by Jiraiya to accompany the wine looked at each other in confusion:

Is this a runaway?

They didn't expect that Jiraiya, who looked so old, would work so hard for free! He even deliberately performed such a realistic self-torture.

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"Is this little girl your new disciple?"

Tsunade took a sip of Du Kang in the cup and asked Jiraiya.

After Jiraiya, Tsunade and Sakura left the fireworks alley, Jiraiya found a tavern that did not provide emotional value services to celebrate his reunion with Tsunade, and called Naruto, who had just returned to the hotel after a day of training.

"No, no, Sakura is not my student.

At least not now."

Jiraiya said so, implying that he might accept Sakura as his apprentice in the future.

After seeing Sakura's talent, it would be a lie to say that Jiraiya was not moved at all; especially after he learned from Naruto that Sakura also had a ninjutsu that used hair, he felt that the two had a very similar aesthetic for ninjutsu.

"Yes, my name is Haruno Sakura, a student of Kakashi, not a disciple of Mr. Jiraiya.

The reason why I followed Mr. Jiraiya this time was because I speculated that Mr. Jiraiya might be out to find Tsunade-sama, so I followed him shamelessly."

Sakura also quickly added, and her words showed that

He expressed his admiration for Tsunade and secretly showed his wisdom.

"Hmph, think about it.

'Haruno Sakura'... It's a waste to teach you such a smart disciple."

Tsunade insulted Jiraiya, and at the same time, she was glad in her heart that Sakura was smart and didn't accept her as a disciple, otherwise, from the perspective of the master-disciple relationship, she would probably have changed from Kakashi's grandfather to Kakashi's grandson.

"What kind of day is today? Old acquaintances come to me one by one."

Tsunade drank the sake in the cup and sighed.

"Acquaintance... Is it Orochimaru?"

Jiraiya, who was also drinking, suddenly looked serious.

Tsunade didn't answer Jiraiya's words, but just reached out to the bottle, ready to pour herself another glass of sake, which was considered to be tacitly agreeing with Jiraiya's words.

Sakura picked up the bottle directly with great insight and poured a glass for Tsunade.

"We came to you this time to ask you to go back and be the fifth Hokage."

Although Jiraiya didn't know what Orochimaru and Tsunade had said, it must be a very troublesome matter, so he said his purpose directly.

"I guess you came to me for no good reason.

I refuse!

Only a fool would think of becoming a Hokage!"

Tsunade rejected Jiraiya's request very straightforwardly.

For that position, Tsunade has seen too many people end up in a bad way... She felt that the position seemed to be a curse like the necklace she wore around her neck.

"What! Hateful woman, say it again!"

Tsunade's words directly angered Naruto. He stepped on the table in anger and questioned Tsunade in front of him, and was about to take action.

Naruto felt that Tsunade's words at this time not only denied himself, but also denied his father who sacrificed for the village.

"Naruto, stop it!" ×2

Sakura and Jiraiya stopped Naruto in unison, but their reasons were completely different.

Jiraiya: "Naruto, you are no match for Tsunade. If you don't do it right, your life will be in danger!"

Sakura: "Naruto, take your feet away quickly, don't step on that plate of grilled squid!"

After hearing each other's words, Jiraiya and Sakura looked at each other in confusion.

Jiraiya: It's time, why are you still thinking about eating?

Sakura: If Naruto likes to die, let him go. There's nothing wrong with suffering a little.

Naruto was also stunned when he heard this, and the anger in his heart was mostly gone after the two of them made such a fuss.

Tsunade, who had wanted to teach Naruto a lesson, gave up the idea after seeing the funny scene in front of her and laughed:

"Haha, what an interesting combination.

Little boy, I won't bother with you this time for Sakura's sake, but you must remember not to offend people you can't afford to offend in the future."

"Tsunade-sama!"

Just at this moment, Shizune entered the izakaya with Tuntun.

It was already late, and Shizune, who had been waiting in the hotel for a long time, thought that Tsunade might have lost all her money again and probably ran away, so she used Tuntun's sensitive sense of smell to look for Tsunade.

I didn't expect Tsunade to come out to drink. Did she win money?

Thinking of this, Shizune felt even more scared.

Fortunately, Shizune recognized Jiraiya and knew that this meal was probably paid for by someone. As long as Tsunade didn't win money, everything would be fine.

"Shizune, you're here too!

Hurry up and sit down and eat together."

Tsunade looked at Shizune, who had come in exhausted, and invited her to sit down generously.

It wasn't her own money anyway.

Although the banquet was still going on, after Tsunade and Naruto's commotion, the atmosphere at the table became weird. Everyone just drank and ate silently without talking.

As for Sakura, she stared at the pig in Shizune's hand for a long time:

I remember that in the animation, the pig seemed to have always been this big, just like my bear, with no signs of growing up at all.

So, Tsunade must have used some special method to suppress the growth of the pig.

Ringling has grown very fast in the past few months. If he stands up, his pig nose can hit my ribs. He is also becoming more and more hungry, and his appetite is catching up with one-fifth of Hinata's. He should learn about this from Tsunade and not let it grow wildly.

Speaking of Xianglinger, although it is not a natural suckling pig, I wonder if its skin can be used if it is grilled...

Thinking of this, Sakura, who was chewing the grilled squid, felt a little more saliva in her mouth.

"Hmph.

, hum-pu"

Noticing Sakura's appetite-filled eyes, Tuntun shivered and huddled in Shizune's arms.

"Huh? Tuntun, what's wrong?"

Shizune saw Tuntun like this and showed a worried look.

"Maybe he's a little shy."

Sakura smiled at Shizune and told her guess.

"Pu-yi--"

Tuntun, who heard Sakura's words, also replied in a very human way:

No, I'm not shy, I'm just shy of being familiar!!

It's a pity that everyone present didn't understand what it meant.