Naruto Peak Human
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Chapter [-] Pig Emperor
Li Zhenwu saw that the big head in front of him was still shaking, and knew that it was driven by him when he was biting the grilled fish.Li Zhenwu didn't know where to get a very thick stick, and when he saw the big bald head eating the fragrant fish gas in front of him, he didn't hit it out.
But what surprised Li Zhenwu was that the stick hit the bald head, but Li Zhenwu's own hand felt numb.This brain is so hard!This is what Li Zhenwu was thinking at this time.The big bald head felt that his head had been hit with a stick, and he couldn't care about eating the grilled fish in his mouth and threw it on the ground.
Seeing that the fish you had worked so hard to bake was thrown to the ground by yourself, you felt a burst of anger in your heart, and you raised your stick to try to hit the fat man's head again.But the fat man suddenly heard the sound of breaking wind behind him, and he swiftly avoided Li Zhenwu's stick.
The fat man turned his head and looked at Li Zhenwu, who was still holding a stick in his hand, and knew that this person was the culprit who hit him in the head just now.The fat man pointed at Li Zhenwu and shouted: "You, why do you beat people?"
"Don't you deserve to be beaten?" Li Zhenwu felt a burst of heartache when he saw the fish being trampled on the ground by the fat man.
"You, I, didn't you just eat a fish from you, can't I pay you back? Why do you want to beat someone?" Fatty knew that the bitter master had come to his door, and he knew that he was right, so he fumbled and said so. In a word.
"Pay, can you afford it?" Seeing that Fatty said so casually, Li Zhenwu didn't show his anger.Waving the stick in his hand will continue to find Fatty to settle accounts.
But how could this fat man be willing to stand here and let Li Zhenwu fight, when he saw Li Zhenwu wave the stick in his hand, the fat man was so frightened that he turned around and ran away.Seeing that Fatty wanted to run away, Li Zhenwu refused to let him go, and immediately chased after him.
Unexpectedly, this fat man looks bloated, but his movements are very flexible.The fat man used his fastest speed to run forward without stopping, while Li Zhenwu was chasing him behind him.The fat man seemed to have good physical strength, and ran around the lake without panting.
Seeing the fat man in front of him dragging his body like a wine jar and running forward, he suddenly became playful and decided to tease the fat man.You will really keep moving half a beat slower than the fat man and continue chasing him from behind.
The fat man ran around the lake twice, but he couldn't run anymore.Exhausted and out of breath, as if resigned at last, he simply sat down on the ground and stopped running.Li Zhenwu held the stick and kept slapping the palm of his other hand.Slowly walking from behind the fat man to the fat man, looking at the tired and panting fat man in front of him, Li Zhenwu said, "Run, why don't you run?"
Fatty was lying on the ground like a dead pig, and he was almost out of breath. Looking at Li Zhenwu, he took a long time before he said intermittently, "No, don't run away! You, you are still not human! Run away! Why didn't you take a breath for so long!"
He took a breath, and then the fat man continued: "I stole your fish this time, and I did it wrong. But your grilled fish is so similar, I couldn't help it, and my stomach would dry up when I was hungry. This kind of thing happened... Now I'm not good, I can't run away from you, I admit it, kill it or cut it as you want." After speaking, the fat man lay on his back, looking like he was being slaughtered.
Li Zhenwu was stunned for a while when he heard Fatty's words, and then he couldn't help but laugh.This fat man is quite a bachelor, and his personality can only be picked up and put down, and he is very interested in himself.So Li Zhenwu intends to no longer endanger this fat man?
Li Zhenwu walked up to the fat man, kicked his leg and said, "Get up, don't play dead, I won't chase you!" The fat man got up from the ground and looked at Li Zhenwu's words. Li Zhenwu said incredulously: "Really? Hey, thank you. I'll treat you to a big meal at Taibai Building tomorrow."
Li Zhenwu ignored Fatty's words and continued to ask him, "Who are you? Why are you in this place?"
"I came to this place by accident. I saw the scenery is good, there are mountains and rivers, I wanted to play here for a few days, but I didn't expect to meet you here. My identity! Humph! Say it, 5.5 is afraid You jump." Fatty saw that Li Zhenwu was really planning not to embarrass him, so he felt relieved and handed over to him, but when it came to his identity, he was very confident, as if his name was known to the world.
When he saw that Li Zhenwu didn't show the surprised expression he imagined, the fat man was a little unwilling, and continued: "Did you know that there are three worldly experts in the world? They are detached from the world and don't care about the world..."
"You are the third pig emperor!" Li Zhenwu was a little impatient when he saw the fat man's ramble, and couldn't help but interrupted the fat man.
Chapter [-] Making Friends
Seeing Li Zhenwu reveal his identity, the fat man thought he must have heard of his famous name, and was a little overjoyed.But looking at Li Zhenwu's expression again, he found that he didn't look surprised, which made the Pig Emperor a little unhappy, so he asked Li Zhenwu: "Boy, how did you know that I was the Pig Emperor? Did you hear that too? Over my prestige?"
After listening to the Pig Emperor, Li Zhenwu rolled his eyes and said lightly to him: "There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that there are three, the world's masters swore as brothers, the first Evil Emperor, the second Sword Emperor, and the third Pig Emperor. Among them, the third pig emperor has the worst martial arts, and is naturally delicious and obese..."
"Stop, stop, stop, stop talking!" Before Li Zhenwu finished speaking, he was interrupted by the Pig Emperor angrily.The angry Pig Emperor paused for a while, and said to Li Zhenwu, "You young man, you don't expose other people's shortcomings when you say 14 words, don't you know? I don't mean to interfere with me, it's to spend more time. Taste the food, do you understand? Do you understand the food?"
After the third pig emperor finished speaking, he turned his head away and ignored Li Zhenwu.Li Zhenwu couldn't help feeling a little funny when he saw that the third pig emperor looked like a child.This third pig emperor is really interesting. If he is not happy, he is not happy. His temperament is straight-forward, not like the other people in the rivers and lakes.Li Zhenwu has a good impression of the third pig emperor now, and is ready to have a deep friendship with him.
So Li Zhenwu walked to the third pig emperor and said to him, "Do you still eat grilled fish?"
Li Zhenwu didn't apologize to the third pig emperor, and he didn't need to apologize because he didn't say anything wrong either.He was able to invite the third pig emperor to eat grilled fish, which has already given him a great deal of face.
"Eat, of course!" The third pig emperor swallowed and said eagerly to Li Zhenwu, as if he was afraid that he would go back on it.Li Zhenwu himself could hear the sound of the third pig emperor swallowing his saliva, shook his head with a smile, and then walked to his bonfire to prepare to continue grilling the fish.
But when he walked to his fire, Li Zhenwu found that the unbaked fish he had placed here had disappeared, and the footprints of some wild beasts were scattered around.Li Zhenwu said angrily: "It's really cheap for these beasts."
Immediately afterwards, Li Zhenwu turned his head again and said to the third pig emperor, "Fat man, go down and catch some fish!"
"Why should I arrest him? Also, I have a name, so my name is the Third Pig Emperor." The Third Pig Emperor saw that Li Zhenwu was calling him like a servant. Call him fat.
"Do you still eat the grilled fish?" Li Zhenwu looked at the third pig emperor with a smirk.
Hearing Li Zhenwu taking this threat, his third pig emperor immediately froze.Li Zhenwu's grilled fish was too tempting for him, and the third pig emperor had to take off his clothes and jump into the lake to catch fish.
Li Zhenwu was standing on the shore, watching with interest the third pig emperor jumping off the lake.In fact, for Li Zhenwu, it was easy for him to get a few fish in the lake, but if he could call others, how could he do it himself.
Standing on the shore, Li Zhenwu, who was quietly waiting for the third pig emperor to catch the fish, found that something was wrong. It had been a long time since the third pig emperor jumped into the lake. The lake was calm, and there was no movement at all. Except for the breeze that wrinkled the surface of the lake, there are some ripples.
Seeing that the third pig emperor had not appeared for a long time, Li Zhenwu began to worry about him.Could it be that this fat man was so poor in martial arts that he drowned in this lake?Li Zhenwu thought to himself.
Just when Li Zhenwu was thinking about whether to go down to the lake to catch the fat man, he suddenly saw a huge head suddenly appear on the calm lake.Other than the third pig emperor, Li Zhenwu couldn't help laughing when he saw the appearance of the third pig emperor.
I saw the third pig emperor at this time, holding two fat fish in each hand, and one in his mouth, so funny.Seeing the third pig emperor diving hard to catch fish, Li Zhenwu didn't want to laugh at 483 and tried his best to hold back his laughter.
Third, the Pig Emperor didn't know what Li Zhenwu was really thinking. If he knew that Li Zhenwu was laughing at him now, he would definitely throw these two fishes on Li Zhenwu's face.
The third pig emperor first threw the fish on the shore, and then climbed up by himself.Li Zhenwu picked up the fish thrown by the third pig emperor, quickly cleaned the insides and outside of the fish, put it on the branch, and roasted it on the fire.
After a while, the fish began to smell. Third, the pig emperor was already dressed at this time. Sitting next to Li Zhenwu and smelling the aroma of the grilled fish, he couldn't help swallowing another saliva.
Soon, the first fish was cooked. Li Zhenwu saw the impatient look on the face of the third group of Huang, and handed him the first grilled fish.The third pig emperor couldn't wait to take the fish from Li Zhenwu's hand and immediately took a bite.Although he was hot and inhaled, he couldn't help but take a big mouthful.
Chapter [-] The Second Dream
Seeing that the third pig emperor was eating deliciously, Li Zhenwu put all the remaining four fish together and roasted it, so that it would be faster.
The third pig emperor praised Li Zhenwu's good craftsmanship while eating grilled fish.
"Boy, your skill in grilling fish is really beyond what ordinary people can do. My third pig emperor is also a taster. I have tasted all the delicacies in the world, but this is the first time I have eaten such delicious grilled fish. By the way, I still I didn't ask you, what's your name? Where did you come from?"
"Li Zhenwu, from a place you've never heard of." Li Zhenwu answered the third pig emperor's question concisely and didn't reveal too much to him.
The third pig emperor is also a person who has been in the rivers and lakes for many years. He heard Li Zhenwu and did not want to reveal too much.After saying two interesting words, he didn't ask any further questions.
The rest of the fish were quickly cooked. The third pig emperor had an amazing appetite. After eating a fish, he felt that he was not enjoying himself at all. He grabbed a fish in one hand and began to bite again.Li Zhenwu didn't compete with the third pig emperor. He ate a fish slowly and carefully, constantly tasting the delicious food.
When the third pig emperor threw the last branch in his hand to the ground, a pile of fish bones were scattered on the ground, the third pig emperor touched his round belly and said, "Oh, I'm full, so full! Zhenwu Little brother, thank you for your hospitality, your skill in grilling fish is truly outstanding." Li Zhenwu smiled when he heard the praise from the third pig emperor.
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