Naruto: The opening scene rebukes Danzo and the Yin-Yang Third Generation

The first day of the new year, the first day of the new year.

When the first ray of sunlight in the morning shone into the room through the window, Ye Ning woke up, half-opened his eyelids and rubbed his head that was about to explode, with a face full of speechlessness.

Last night, he was forced by Tsunade, a scumbag, to drink a whole bottle of wine, and the whole person fell unconscious on the bed.

Wait...

I'm already unconscious, how did I get back to bed?

Feeling that he seemed to be holding a large watermelon that expanded in size, Ye Ning's expression gradually froze.

Ye Ning opened his eyes in disbelief, and the scene in front of him completely impacted his eye membrane.

Loose blonde hair was scattered on the pillow, and the few strands of hair hanging down just covered the beautiful scenery, which seemed to be half-covered and half-revealed.

Tsunade was still sleeping soundly, with her clothes loose and messy, exposing a large area of ​​snow-white skin. Her loose pants were slightly pulled up, and her white calves were exposed in the sun, like flawless jade.

Ye Ning woke up in an instant.

At this moment, Ye Ning didn't care whether his head was aching or not.

His first reaction was to lift the quilt and take a look at his clothes.

Huh...

Not bad.

Although the clothes were wrinkled, they were still on his body anyway... It seemed that they had not been ruined.

Ye Ning breathed a sigh of relief, and then he was speechless.

What the hell is this!

Not only was he forced to drink, but he almost lost his virginity. Where can he go to seek justice?

Ye Ning gave him a fierce look, and after asking for some interest, he carefully pulled back his hand that was under the big watermelon.

During this period, contact was inevitable.

A wave of soft jade-like touch rippled in his heart.

Ye Ning couldn't help it, and gently pinched it twice, and then ran away with the messy clothes.

Fortunately, I woke up first!

If I had slept until I woke up naturally...

Hiss...

Wouldn't Tsunade have killed him?

When Ye Ning thought that he was almost knocked out by a Lushan Shenglong Fist like Jiraiya, he was afraid.

However, what Ye Ning didn't know was that after he tiptoed out of the room, Tsunade, who had been sleeping, suddenly opened her eyes.

A touch of red rose unnaturally on her cheeks.

But soon, Tsunade straightened her expression, her mouth corners slightly raised, revealing a sly smile.

......

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After pouring a cup of tea, Ye Ning, who was just about to relieve her fatigue, suddenly widened her eyes——

Tsunade, dressed neatly, broke into the door aggressively, closed the door with her foot again, and walked in front of Ye Ning with an expressionless face.

This frightening gesture made Ye Ning subconsciously step back, with vigilance in her eyes.

Tsunade, what are you going to do!

In broad daylight, are you still planning to commit a crime?

But as Ye Ning expected, Tsunade did not make too many moves, but just snatched the teacup from Ye Ning's hand and drank it all in one gulp:

"Huh... My throat hurts so much, drinking some tea will make it much better."

"......"

You also know that drinking too much hurts, right?

If you feel uncomfortable, can't you make tea for yourself? What's the matter with coming to me to steal the tea I made!

However, Ye Ning, who had asked Tsunade for interest, paused for a moment, but didn't complain.

He still felt a little guilty.

Tsunade looked so aggressive, and those little moves he made just now...

Could he have been discovered?

Well... it seems unlikely.

If Tsunade was awake at that time, she would have certainly punched herself to the floor, right?

Would she still be able to pinch herself so wantonly?

Thinking of this, Ye Ning felt much more at ease, sat back calmly, and looked at Tsunade.

I want to see what tricks you can play!

Seeing Ye Ning's attitude, Tsunade thought about it and understood what it meant.

Is this to make sure that her little moves just now were not discovered by her?

Okay, then I won't argue with you about what happened in the morning!

Tsunade cleared her throat and put on a bad look and gathered her clothes:

"Tell me, what did you do to me last night?"

! ?

Ye Ning couldn't hold back her expression.

What do you mean I did something to you!

With the amount of alcohol I can drink, what can I do to you?

Are you sure you didn't do something to me?

Huh?

This is still

You mean to blame someone else, right?

Ye Ning leaned against the screen behind him:

"You instigated a minor who couldn't drink to drink, causing me to fall asleep drunk. I haven't asked you what you did to me yet, and you come here to ask me what I did to you?"

"Everyone in Konoha knows that you, Tsunade, can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk!"

"I poured you a cup at a time, just to do something to you?"

"I seriously suspect that you instigated me to drink because you were plotting something bad!"

As he spoke, Ye Ning gradually came to his senses.

That's right!

Ever since he fell asleep the first time he drank, Tsunade never mentioned asking him to drink again. What happened yesterday, so she suddenly had to make him drink?

After drinking, the two of them slept in the same bed?

Ye Ning didn't believe it at all. Tsunade was so drunk last night that she couldn't tell which bed was hers.

She was able to move herself to bed when she was drunk, and you said she was drunk?

You are kidding me!

Ye Ning pondered for a while and finally figured it out.

Tsunade, you are a slut!

You are greedy for my body!

"......"

A series of words made Tsunade speechless.

Now she is the one who feels guilty.

If she doesn't mention what happened this morning, it seems that she is really wrong, right?

Tsunade, who is a little drunk, sees that she can't take advantage, and opens her mouth with a big bomb:

"Then what did you do this morning, you can't forget it, right?"

! ?

What do you mean?

Tsunade was awake in the morning?

Ye Ning looked suspicious, and for a moment he couldn't figure out whether Tsunade knew or not.

If she knew, why didn't Tsunade punch him on the spot?

If she didn't know... then isn't she deceiving him now?

Looking up and seeing the half-smile on Tsunade's face, Ye Ning suddenly realized.

Tsunade was definitely awake in the morning!

She knew exactly what happened!

Ye Ning opened her mouth and suddenly felt that something was wrong. After a little consideration, she tentatively moved closer.

? !

Tsunade saw Ye Ning's cheek suddenly approaching, and her expression froze. Suddenly, she sobered up a little and shrank back:

"What are you doing? I am you...you..."

Ye Ning paused and took the opportunity to help remove a silver hair from Tsunade's head:

"Help you tidy up your white hair...I remember what happened in the morning. How about you tell me what to do? It's my fault. I accept whatever you say."

"..."

Tsunade hesitated for a second, her breathing was a little rapid, and she wanted to say something but shrank back for some reason, so she had to give up in disappointment...