Naruto: The Shinobi Genius

[Next day]

I'm in a souvenir shop. I'm looking for a hairpin.

"Do you see something you like sir?"

"Nah, they all look so basic."

The shop keeper looked angry, but luckily for him, he kept his cool.

"I'm sorry sir, this is all we have."

"You should throw them all away. They are so boring."

I walked out of the store and I could feel a little bit of killing intent coming from him.

'This village is so boring. There is nothing but alcohol and gambling. The normal shops are all mediocre.'

While I was walking through the village someone bumped into me.

"You bastard! How dare you bump into me!" said someone with a black cloak with red clouds

"How about you look who you're talking to and say that again."

He looked at my face and immediately jumped back.

"Did you come here to kill me?"

'So he is Hidan the immortal guy.'

"You're funny."

I walked past him.

"Why would I attack someone who is obviously weaker than me. It would just be called bullying at that point."

He grabbed his weapon but he got stopped by his partner, Kakuzu.

"Are you trying to get yourself killed? We haven't heard anything back from Itachi, and Kisame is in prison. There is a big chance that he is the one who is responsible for that.."

"It's not like he can kill me anyway."

"But he can torture you."

"Fine, I'll spare him for today. What is he doing in this village anyway?"

"I don't care, but let's leave for the next village."

They walked towards the village exit.

'I wonder what they are up to.'

After walking around for a while I got bored.

'I guess I'll go and find Tsunade again.'

I sensed her chakra and I started walking towards her.

I arrived at a gambling house.

"Do you really think you can lend any more money from us? You are already 1 million Ryo in debt."

"Come on, just give me a little bit more."

"Lady Tsunade, please stop. Let's go and do something else."

"I don't want to do anything else."

I walked in.

"Yo."

"Who are you? This is a private place."

"I'm friends with them and I have money."

"Then please come and sit."

I took out a scroll with 1 million Ryo and threw it to him.

"This is for her debt."

"I already like you."

"Ey. who said that I wanted your money?"

I ignored her.

"So what game are we playing?"

"Since you're the guest you can choose."

"How about a simple game of die. We'll guess if it will be even or uneven."

"Sure, how much do you want to bet?"

"10 million."

"What! You can't just use the village's money like that." said Tsunade

"It's my own money that I've earned on my own."

"I like you even more now. Get me a pair of die and a cup."

A servant brought everything.

"All right let's start."

"Wait, let me check the dice first."

"Sure, here you go."

'It feels heavy. They must have done something with it.'

I attached some of my chakra on the dice. Every side has another chakra pattern so I can know which side is up.

I gave them back.

"They are fine."

"All right let's begin."

"You can choose, even or uneven."

I could sense that it was even.

"Even."

I suddenly felt the dice move, but I was able to hold it down with my chakra.

He took off the cup and to his horror, it was even.

"Nice, I won."

"No this can't be. You must have cheated."

"How can I cheat? This is just a game of chance."

"Guards! Throw this cheater out."

*BAM*

I used my killing intent to pin everyone to the ground.

"I don't like it when people try to cheat me."

"I'm so sorry sir, I was being stupid. Please forgive me. I will give you your money right now."

I stopped my killing intent and he quickly ran into a room. He came out with a scroll.

"This is 15 million. Please accept this as my apology."

I took the scroll and threw it to Shizune.

"What, why are you giving this to me?"

"Because I felt like it. Oh and Old hag, you better not steal her money."

"You brat, do you really think I'll ever do that?"

"Yes. You look like the kind of old hag who would do it.

I grabbed Shizune and Tonton and jumped out of the gambling house.

*BOOM*

The whole place got destroyed by Tsunades punch.

'She really needs to chill down.'

"Did she drink before coming here?"

"Yes, a lot."

"I guess that explains things a little. Well, I will be going now, bye."

<Body Flicker>

I arrived next to Haku who was on a roof looking over the gambling house.

"Master, are you sure she will come back if you make her angry?"

"Who knows."

"Huh?"

"This way is much funnier."

"That is so like you, master. You don't think about things like normal people."

"Are you trying to say I'm not human?"

"No, no, no I didn't mean it like that. Please forgive me, master."

"I was just joking. Hm, why is she coming after me? Is she still angry?"

"Don't worry master I will protect you."

"Aww how cute, you are so dependable Haku. But you can go somewhere else. I'll talk with her alone."

"Yes, master."

He disappeared and Tsunade appeared in front of me.

"Are you still angry?"

"No. I came here to talk about the deal."

"What do you want to talk about?"

"How can you ensure that Shizune can live a happy life in the village? With Danzo in the village, it will never be safe."

"Oh, so you haven't heard? I already took care of Danzo and the elders. You will never see them again."

"You have been Hokage for a short time but you're already better than the old man."

"So you can be nice."

"I'm always nice."

'Yeah, like anyone would believe that.'

"I accept your proposal."

"You are too late."

"What! You told me I have a week and it's only been a day."

"Yeah, which means I will add one more condition. You will have to take someone of my choice as a disciple and teach them everything you know."

"I don't take in disciples."

"Don't worry, when you know who I'm talking about you'll be begging me to give her to you."

"Fine. She better be amazing."

"Don't worry, she is amazing. Follow me to a quiet place."

I brought her to an open area in the forest outside the village.

"Get ready I will begin now."

<Summoning: Impure World Spirit Sumon>

This is a jutsu that I made myself. It lets me summon anyone I think about in spirit form for 10 minutes. But I can only summon each person once. The won't be able to touch you, but you can hold a conversation.

I summoned both her little brother and her lover.

"Dan, Nawaki?"

"Tsunade, is that you?" asked Dan

She burst out in tears.

"You should stop crying. They will only stay for 10 minutes."

"Who are you?" asked Nawaki

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki the 5th Hokage."

"Wow, you look so young. You must be really awesome."

"Well I don't want to brag, but yes I am awesome. But you should focus on the old hag. When you guys died she became all depressed and left the village. Now the only things she does is gambling and drinking."

"Big sis, is what he is saying true?"

She looked down on the ground.

"Say Naruto, did she marry someone?" asked Dan

"Haha, like anyone would marry this old hag."

"Naruto! Do you want to die?"

"It's Sir Hokage for you, old hag. It was nice meeting you guys, but I will leave you guys alone now. Tsunade I will see you in Konoha, bye."

<Body Flicker>