Naruto: When he wakes up, he is spit out by the Outer Path Demon Statue

(This is the first time the author has tried Naruto fan fiction, so please forgive me if it is not well written.

Please do not bring your brain when reading this book, thank you!

Where to store the brain.)

"Young Uchiha clan member, you can think of this as the gap of reincarnation."

In an unknown cave in the Land of Fire, a white-haired old man was fooling the boy in front of him who was missing half of his body.

"The gap of reincarnation? Don't fool people, if this is hell, then you, grandpa, are Shura." The boy obviously didn't believe it.

"Whatever you want," the old man stood up and connected the three tubes behind the seat to the back of his head.

"Roar!" When the tube entered the back of the head, the huge statue behind the old man let out a roar that seemed to be painful.

"Huh? What's wrong with the golem?" The old man felt very confused. Could it be that he was angry because he sucked its nutrients every day?

"Puff..." The golem kept slapping its chest, and finally spit out an unknown object from its mouth.

That object seemed to be the reason for the golem's roar. After spitting out the object, the golem returned to its original appearance.

Obito climbed down from the bed and slowly moved closer to the sticky object spit out by the golem.

"What is this?" Just as Obito kicked the object with his foot, the unknown object suddenly sat up and scared Obito.

"Puh... Puh... Why is the mouth of this golem so smelly? The old man Liudao doesn't know to brush his teeth regularly." The unknown object suddenly spoke, and Obito's face became paler and paler.

After complaining, the "object" looked around, but could only see the rock wall.

"Is this supposed to be the gap of reincarnation? It's just like in the anime."

Turning around, a half-body boy was pointing at him with a horrified face.

"Yeah, Brother Tu, you're here too."

When Obito saw that the unknown object was still greeting him, he immediately foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes and fainted.

"No way? Such poor acceptance?" The "object" looked down at the obvious head.

"Oh my god! The saliva of the golem is so sticky? No wonder my brother Tu fainted." The "object" shook it, and the saliva on its body flew away.

The "object" turned out to be a person. Not only a person, but also a child.

With white hair and wearing a long dress with nine magatama.

"Really, how can I still be a child after living in the golem for a long time? Is this body growing so slowly?" Qianyu looked at her body and complained.

"In the golem?" Uchiha Madara walked out from behind the stone chair at this time.

"Hey, isn't this my master Madara?" Qianyu waved to him.

"Do you know me?"

"Huh? How could I not know the famous Shura of the ninja world in the outside world?"

"Not only that, I know all your plans over the years and your desire to make brother Tu your successor." Qianyu said sarcastically.

"How can you... possibly..." Uchiha Madara was surprised at first, but when he saw the White Zetsu beside him, he seemed to know everything.

"I found it, yes. It's the White Zetsu."

"The White Zetsu you created with the cells of Hashirama Senju is indeed very intelligent, but when he returns to the Golem to replenish his chakra, the information in his mind will be read by me."

Qianyu said a few words seriously. In fact, he is a time traveler. Naruto is his favorite anime in his previous life, and he knows the plot by heart. This kind of thing that any Naruto fan knows, he must know.

"Why should I believe you?" Although Uchiha Madara didn't believe it, he already believed it in his heart.

Because only the White Zetsu and the White Zetsu knew that he wanted Obito to be the heir.

Since he knew this, it was almost certain that he could read the information in the White Zetsu's mind.

"Eye of the Moon..." As soon as Qianyu said these three words, Uchiha Madara's face changed suddenly.

"You stay here first." Uchiha Madara interrupted Chiba's next words, walked to the stone chair, sat down, and closed his eyes.

Chiba knew that he needed to digest this information, so he didn't disturb him.

He walked to Obito, who was foaming at the mouth, dragged his feet and threw him directly on the bed.

"Alas... I have been sleeping for so many years, and I don't know if the Ten-Tails Chakra in my body is still there..." Chiba thought of this, and his thoughts suddenly returned to a thousand years ago...

His real name is Chiba Otsutsuki, and he is Kaguya's third child.

But Kaguya was unwilling to be sealed by her two sons, so she instilled almost as much Ten-Tails Chakra in his body as the Nine-Tails, so he has been in a deep sleep.

When his eldest brother sealed his mother and created the tailed beast, he prevented him from suddenly waking up and violentlyGo, sealed him into the body of the golem.

But now, the seal in the golem is loose, and he is released as an entity.

Qianyu carefully felt the chakra in his body.

"The chakra of the Ten-Tails has merged with me?"

Good guy, his current state can be said to be the second small Ten-Tails.

In layman's terms, it is a human-shaped tailed beast.

Just when he was thinking about his future happy life...

"What are you thinking about?"

Someone suddenly spoke behind him and startled him.

He looked back.

"Oh my god, it turned out to be White Zetsu" Qianyu patted his frightened little heart.

"Nene, do you know what it feels like to poop?" White Zetsu in front of him asked.

As soon as this question was asked, Qianyu knew who he was.

A Fei, a White Zetsu who is very obsessed with pooping.

"Well... when you use your butt to perform the Wood Release Cutting Technique, when the branch can't come out, it's probably that feeling."

"Huh? But I haven't been unable to come out before?" A Fei tilted his head.

"Well... since you are so obsessed with shit, then go search for the art of shit!" Qianyu came up with an idea.

"The art of shit?"

"Blow up the manure pit! Haven't you heard that art is explosion?" Qianyu held back her laughter and taught A Fei the art of blowing up the manure pit with a serious face.

"Think about it, when you go to blow up the manure pit, the bomb explodes in the manure pit, and the gorgeous sparks at the moment of the explosion are accompanied by star-like feces. Don't you think it's beautiful?"

Qianyu's words made A Fei's eyes brighter and brighter.

The more he listened, the more excited he became, and he immediately asked Qianyu to teach him the art of the manure pit.

Qianyu secretly glanced at Obito, and after confirming that he was still awake, he put his mouth next to A Fei's ear.

"Listen, Obito hasn't woken up yet. Let me tell you, practice with him first. When he's pooping, throw a bomb into his dung pit, and he'll definitely jump up with excitement."

"As long as you succeed, both you and him will feel the breath of art." Qianyu's mysterious look made A Fei stunned. It is precisely because of this deception that A Fei now respects him very much.

"When you are very skilled, you can integrate poop and bombs into one. Let people in the world feel your art!" Qianyu raised his hands and praised the poop while speaking!

And A Fei's eyes were already full of admiration!

"I know, senior!!" A Fei bowed to him at a 90-degree angle.

"Hey~ I have a question for you"

"Please speak, senior!"

"How long has Obito been here?"

"Not long, Obito just woke up."

Hearing this, Qianyu pinched his chin and thought.

Then Obito is about to turn evil.

"Okay, I got it, you go."

"Okay, senior!!" A Fei shouted and went to study the art of poop.

"Remember to add a sentence when blowing up the manure pit: art is explosion!!" Qianyu added at the end.

"Okay, senior!" Although A Fei didn't know why he shouted, he still had to listen to Qianyu's words.

In the next few days, A Fei would take away a lot of detonating tags every time he went out to gather intelligence. Every day he would wait by Obito's bed and wait for him to wake up. He just wanted to wait for Obito to go to the toilet so that he could blow up the manure pit.

This kind of persistence in art and yearning for poop made even Deidara and Lao Ba applaud.